Elephant.Juice.1999.720p.WEBRip.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX] eng Subtitles

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00:00:37,646 --> 00:00:41,Apparently, you're meant
to grow to love someone.

00:00:42,912 --> 00:00:45,I don't want
to grow to love anyone.

00:00:45,741 --> 00:00:48,I mean, I want the real
thing. I want "boom!"

00:00:48,178 --> 00:00:51,♪ And for my opening line

00:00:51,225 --> 00:00:53,♪ I'm not trying to indicate...

00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:55,Excuse me!

00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:59,Go away! ♪ Or turn you on

00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:04,♪ I tell you that I'm laughin'
just to keep from cryin'

00:01:04,934 --> 00:01:07,♪ And pretty music
when you hear it

00:01:08,024 --> 00:01:11,♪ Keep on tryin' to get near it

00:01:12,028 --> 00:01:16,♪ A little rhythm
for your spirit

00:01:16,772 --> 00:01:20,♪ Oh, but that's what it's
for, come on in, here's the door

00:01:20,515 --> 00:01:24,♪ Now, I've seen
a sparrow get high

00:01:24,258 --> 00:01:28,♪ And waste his time in the sky

00:01:28,262 --> 00:01:31,♪ He thinks it's easy to fly

00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:34,♪ He's just a little bit
freer than I

00:01:34,268 --> 00:01:37,♪ Now, here's a mystery

00:01:37,749 --> 00:01:42,♪ And maybe you can help
to make it clear to me

00:01:42,624 --> 00:01:45,♪ When you're fast asleep

00:01:45,801 --> 00:01:50,♪ Then what is it that's
lighting up the dreams you see...

00:01:50,284 --> 00:01:53,When Graham met George,
we all said it wouldn't last.

00:01:53,939 --> 00:01:57,Hiya.All right.

00:01:57,117 --> 00:02:00,We're all still saying it
three years down the line.

00:02:00,207 --> 00:02:02,♪ ...so you can feel it

00:02:02,209 --> 00:02:06,♪ And when you make the
scene, well, you know what I mean

00:02:06,474 --> 00:02:10,Will? ♪ Hey, I've seen
a sparrow get high

00:02:10,608 --> 00:02:14,♪ And waste his time in the sky

00:02:14,046 --> 00:02:17,♪ He thinks it's easy to fly

00:02:17,615 --> 00:02:20,♪ He's just a little bit
freer than I

00:02:31,629 --> 00:02:33,Love at first sight exists.

00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:35,Believe me, I was there.

00:02:41,596 --> 00:02:43,Do you know what day it is?

00:02:44,947 --> 00:02:46,I've g***t a Valentine for you,

00:02:46,949 --> 00:02:50,biggest f***g Valentine
you ever saw in your life.

00:02:54,261 --> 00:02:56,Will you marry me?

00:02:58,003 --> 00:03:00,What for?

00:03:00,528 --> 00:03:02,What you mean, "What for?"

00:03:02,617 --> 00:03:05,Will and Jules
g***t it together way back,

00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:07,way back
in the beginning of time.

00:03:07,535 --> 00:03:10,They were the first couple,
like Adam and Eve.

00:03:12,061 --> 00:03:13,What does anyone do it for?

00:03:17,893 --> 00:03:20,For love.

00:03:20,722 --> 00:03:24,"Do you know
that you have a choice?"

00:03:24,943 --> 00:03:28,"Do you want to change?"

00:03:28,817 --> 00:03:31,"Can you tell someone
you love them?"

00:03:36,825 --> 00:03:39,Frank.

00:03:39,088 --> 00:03:40,Yeah.

00:03:40,611 --> 00:03:41,Sorry.

00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:48,Look, sorry.
I've g***t a date tonight.

00:03:48,967 --> 00:03:51,♪ I'd be the last to deny...

00:03:51,579 --> 00:03:55,Daphne says she found Frank
on the Internet.

00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:58,♪ And don't you know
each little bird in the sky...

00:03:58,716 --> 00:04:01,Daphne swears by the Internet.

00:04:01,937 --> 00:04:05,Poor Frank. He doesn't know it
yet, but Daphne's untouchable.

00:04:05,593 --> 00:04:08,We call her "The Virtual Woman."

00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:10,Hello.

00:04:10,554 --> 00:04:13,♪ ...what they think is real...

00:04:13,862 --> 00:04:15,Oh, God.

00:04:15,516 --> 00:04:17,♪ ...animated puppet show

00:04:17,779 --> 00:04:21,♪ So don't let time and space
confuse you

00:04:21,783 --> 00:04:25,♪ And don't let name and form
abuse you

00:04:25,787 --> 00:04:29,♪ But when that
Big Joe Williams blues you...

00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:31,They say, these friends of mine,

00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:34,they say my problem is,
I don't know what I want.

00:04:34,883 --> 00:04:38,♪ I've seen a sparrow get high

00:04:38,190 --> 00:04:40,♪ And waste his time in the sky

00:04:40,932 --> 00:04:42,♪ And don't you know
he thinks it''s easy... ♪

00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:45,I love you.

00:04:45,110 --> 00:04:48,Jules and I are getting married.

00:04:48,766 --> 00:04:50,I knew it.

00:04:53,510 --> 00:04:55,Whoops.

00:04:55,164 --> 00:04:56,All right.

00:05:15,227 --> 00:05:16,To the happy couple.

00:05:16,272 --> 00:05:18,To the dysfunctional family.

00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:21,Uh, that is clinically
interesting.

00:05:21,059 --> 00:05:23,I believe there are no
secrets between friends.

00:05:23,235 --> 00:05:25,To the future.To Jules and Will.

00:05:25,107 --> 00:05:26,To Billy.

00:05:26,543 --> 00:05:27,It all comes out in the end.

00:05:27,892 --> 00:05:30,Just drink the f***g
champagne, will you?

00:05:47,521 --> 00:05:51,It all still goes on, you know.

00:05:51,263 --> 00:05:53,All what?

00:05:53,570 --> 00:05:56,All of it. Everything.

00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:00,It's a hard life.

00:06:02,536 --> 00:06:05,What is it like?What?

00:06:05,190 --> 00:06:08,You were made for it.
I mean, they all want you.

00:06:08,193 --> 00:06:09,It's my curse.

00:06:14,243 --> 00:06:15,Would you like try?

00:06:15,984 --> 00:06:17,It's very good.

00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:19,Herbal tea, spice.

00:06:19,117 --> 00:06:21,Many spiritual energies.

00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:24,You drink. I come back later.

00:06:30,172 --> 00:06:31,See? They can't resist.

00:06:31,913 --> 00:06:33,I winked at hEr.

00:06:33,871 --> 00:06:35,You what?

00:06:35,612 --> 00:06:37,I winked at her.

00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:39,She came over
'cause I winked at her.

00:06:41,923 --> 00:06:43,What?

00:06:43,185 --> 00:06:45,You're out of your mind.

00:06:45,579 --> 00:06:47,You're not meant
to wink at them.

00:06:52,803 --> 00:06:54,Try it.

00:06:54,239 --> 00:06:55,Get out of here.Come on, try it.

00:06:55,502 --> 00:06:56,I can't.Just do it.

00:06:56,938 --> 00:06:59,Come on,
just go for it.I can't.

00:06:59,114 --> 00:07:00,Just once. Come on, I dare you.

00:07:00,289 --> 00:07:01,I was born in a later
evolutionary cycle.

00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:04,I've lost the ability
to wink at women.Come on.

00:07:04,859 --> 00:07:07,Come on. Come on.
Do it, do it, do it.

00:07:15,696 --> 00:07:17,You are full of crap.

00:07:23,007 --> 00:07:24,Did you enjoy it? That was very nice.

00:07:28,926 --> 00:07:30,Billy last had s***x...

00:07:30,885 --> 00:07:32,When?

00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:36,It was sometime early '93,
wasn't it?

00:07:36,891 --> 00:07:37,Billy's single.

00:07:37,935 --> 00:07:40,How antisocial.Mm.

00:07:40,198 --> 00:07:41,It's shocking, I know.

00:07:41,722 --> 00:07:44,There's always the possibility
that that closet door...

00:07:44,289 --> 00:07:46,Oh, God.Oh, right.

00:07:47,031 --> 00:07:50,Cue homophobic remark
from Will.Billy's not queer.

00:07:50,295 --> 00:07:53,Do you think Will's
homophobic?George does.

00:07:53,255 --> 00:07:57,What? He says so in private.

00:07:57,172 --> 00:08:01,Billy, be frank.
Have you ever really had s***x?

00:08:01,089 --> 00:08:03,What are we gonna do about you?

00:08:03,091 --> 00:08:06,I think arranged marriages
are an excellent idea.

00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:07,There's a girl at the office.

00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:09,Oh, no. No, please, Jules,
not again.

00:08:10,011 --> 00:08:11,Please don't make me.

00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:13,You'll like Janet.No.

00:08:13,188 --> 00:08:15,She's lovely.I refuse to like Janet.

00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:22,You OK?Yeah, all right.

00:08:23,024 --> 00:08:24,Cheers, thanks.

00:08:24,765 --> 00:08:26,So, what's she like?

00:08:26,941 --> 00:08:28,Well, she's not a dog.

00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:30,Oh, she's not a dog, huh?

00:08:30,901 --> 00:08:33,Black dress.

00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:37,She's not a dog.

00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:39,Good luck.Cheers.

00:08:41,956 --> 00:08:43,I'm working in the City
at the moment.

00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:46,You know I'm in
the same office as Jules?

00:08:46,134 --> 00:08:48,But I'm also training to be a marriage
guidance counselor, doing evening classes.

00:08:48,702 --> 00:08:50,That's what
I really want to do.

00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:53,The trouble is, it
takes......our s***x life's like it is.

00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,What's wrong with our s***x life?

00:08:55,143 --> 00:08:56,Our s***x life is perfectly fine.

00:08:56,971 --> 00:08:59,Our s***x life is perfectly fine

00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:00,except when
it's perfectly shite.

00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:03,I really don't know
what you're talking about.

00:09:03,499 --> 00:09:05,Sorry.

00:09:05,501 --> 00:09:07,I've g***t a mortgage, you see.

00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:09,You hate it
when I feel anything.

00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:11,I really don't want
to be in PR all my life.

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