My.Adventures.with.Superman.S01E07.WEB.x264-TG Subtitles

00:00:09,135 --> 00:00:10,No more secrets, right?

00:00:12,096 --> 00:00:16,So... Here's the rest of me.

00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:19,What?

00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:24,I can't... It's a ship!
Lois, it's a spaceship!

00:00:24,817 --> 00:00:26,Look at the pointy boys!

00:00:26,277 --> 00:00:27,They're obelisks.

00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:29,They project holograms
and transport material...

00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:32,this is the
greatest day of my life!

00:00:33,993 --> 00:00:35,I know I lied.

00:00:35,495 --> 00:00:38,- I can't erase that.
- Then we start over.

00:00:38,331 --> 00:00:40,Hey, big guy. I'm Lois Lane.

00:00:40,625 --> 00:00:41,What's your name?

00:00:42,377 --> 00:00:44,Uh, Clark Kent.

00:00:44,504 --> 00:00:47,Though sometimes
I go by Superman.

00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:49,Wow, that seems
like a great name,

00:00:49,509 --> 00:00:52,given to you by someone
especially talented.

00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:53,Where do you come from?

00:00:54,055 --> 00:00:55,Outer space.

00:00:55,431 --> 00:00:57,What planet or where,
I... I have no idea.

00:00:57,975 --> 00:00:59,What can you do?

00:00:59,310 --> 00:01:02,I'm still figuring
that out.

00:01:02,522 --> 00:01:06,Why did you bring
me here? Really.

00:01:06,776 --> 00:01:09,I brought you here because
there's no bad guys,

00:01:09,237 --> 00:01:11,no robots, and
absolutely nothing

00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:14,to interrupt me
when I ask you this,

00:01:14,534 --> 00:01:18,Lois Lane, will you
go on a date with me?

00:01:44,647 --> 00:01:46,Have no fear, your
wingman is here.

00:01:46,566 --> 00:01:48,Let's get ready for tonight's...

00:01:48,693 --> 00:01:51,Okay, all right.

00:01:51,195 --> 00:01:54,So, what is happening
here, buddy?

00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:55,Jimmy! Great timing.

00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:57,You can help me
chart out the dates.

00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:59,What?

00:01:59,162 --> 00:02:00,This is our first official date.

00:02:00,663 --> 00:02:02,So I've plotted a
route and timed it,

00:02:02,415 --> 00:02:03,because I'm taking Lois out

00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:05,for the most romantic
evening of her life.

00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,I'll fly in to pick
her up at 6:45.

00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:10,The cherry blossoms in the Park
bloom at exactly seven o'clock,

00:02:10,131 --> 00:02:12,so we'll have 15 minutes to get
to the romantic rooftop view,

00:02:12,717 --> 00:02:15,which we'll savor
for, uh, 31 minutes

00:02:15,136 --> 00:02:16,before flying to Lois's

00:02:16,137 --> 00:02:17,favorite restaurant at 7:
00:02:17,555 --> 00:02:18,for our 8:00 p.m. reservation,

00:02:19,057 --> 00:02:20,then coffee at 9:30!

00:02:20,683 --> 00:02:23,So, you finally g***t a date
with the girl of your dreams,

00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:26,and your first move is
to make a flow chart?

00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,And a map.

00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:30,Seems like you're putting
a lot of pressure on this.

00:02:30,318 --> 00:02:32,Well, it has to be perfect.

00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:33,Lois deserves it.

00:02:33,780 --> 00:02:36,One night with no
talking gorillas,

00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:38,or freeze-ray bank robbers.

00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:41,Just me and her.

00:02:41,329 --> 00:02:43,Oh, I forgot about the
swans taking flight at 7:45.

00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:46,- Oh, okay. - Well,
have fun losing your mind.

00:02:46,417 --> 00:02:47,I'm going to go
hang out at Lois's

00:02:47,627 --> 00:02:49,where it's normal, and...

00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:50,Hmm, yeah.

00:02:50,505 --> 00:02:52,- Mmm-hmm.
- Nope. She's lost it too.

00:02:52,382 --> 00:02:55,Jimmy! Great. I think I figured
out the perfect gift for Clark.

00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:59,Oh, a collection of crazed notes
written on loose leaf paper.

00:02:59,389 --> 00:03:00,No, no, no.

00:03:01,391 --> 00:03:03,His past.

00:03:03,142 --> 00:03:05,Every time I've hit a block,
Clark's been there for me,

00:03:05,478 --> 00:03:06,you know, in one
form or another.

00:03:07,063 --> 00:03:09,And I wanna give him
back something in return.

00:03:09,148 --> 00:03:10,I can't fly or fight robots.

00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:13,But investigating, finding
answers? This is what I can do.

00:03:13,653 --> 00:03:15,I've started my
research, gonna crush it,

00:03:15,613 --> 00:03:17,and I'm ready to meet
Clark ten minutes early.

00:03:17,907 --> 00:03:18,I'm perfect.

00:03:19,075 --> 00:03:21,Now, if you'll excuse me.

00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:22,Sweatpants!

00:03:22,745 --> 00:03:23,And there it is.

00:03:23,913 --> 00:03:26,Ugh! I left my dress
at the drycleaners.

00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:27,I'm gonna be late!

00:03:34,924 --> 00:03:36,Most of us own at least
one drycleanable item.

00:03:36,718 --> 00:03:40,Not all of us can wear the
same blue jacket every day.

00:03:40,138 --> 00:03:42,And done.

00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:45,I can do this. It's
just me and Lois,

00:03:45,226 --> 00:03:48,and no weird Superman
stuff to ruin it.

00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:52,Superman.

00:03:52,316 --> 00:03:53,I'm Mr. Mxyzptlk,

00:03:54,068 --> 00:03:57,an interdimensional peacekeeper,
and I need your help.

00:03:58,114 --> 00:03:59,Nope.

00:03:59,699 --> 00:04:01,I'm charged with the safety
of the multiverse, son.

00:04:01,325 --> 00:04:05,So I need you to put on
your suit and come with me.

00:04:05,163 --> 00:04:06,Okay, look, I'm not Superman.

00:04:06,998 --> 00:04:08,- I'm just, uh...
- Mild-mannered Clark Kent.

00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:10,Wannabe reporter
with superpowers.

00:04:10,752 --> 00:04:14,Nice try, sport, but Clark is
Superman in almost every reality,

00:04:14,839 --> 00:04:17,This Earth, Earth 12,
Earth 50, Earth 508,

00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:18,Weird Earth, the works.

00:04:19,761 --> 00:04:22,How did you... How did you...

00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:23,Was I a crab?

00:04:23,723 --> 00:04:25,There are infinite
universes out there, pal,

00:04:26,059 --> 00:04:28,and infinite Supermen.

00:04:28,519 --> 00:04:30,But I'm here because
Lois Lane is in danger.

00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:34,Your Lois Lane.

00:04:34,108 --> 00:04:37,She's been kidnapped by a gang
of inter-dimensional criminals.

00:04:37,278 --> 00:04:39,These people,

00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:41,they're ruthless.

00:04:41,616 --> 00:04:43,But if you're sure
you're not Superman...

00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:46,Where is she?

00:04:46,662 --> 00:04:49,I can get you to their
hideout, but, uh, oh...

00:04:49,123 --> 00:04:50,It's g***t measures to stop
me from portaling in.

00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,You'll have to break
through their security.

00:04:52,752 --> 00:04:55,Whatever it takes to save Lois.

00:04:55,630 --> 00:04:57,I knew I could count on you.

00:04:57,173 --> 00:04:58,You're the Dependable Clark.

00:04:58,716 --> 00:05:00,Now let's go.

00:05:13,648 --> 00:05:15,Huh. No response.

00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,Good. That gives
me time to change.

00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:24,Lois Lane
and Jimmy Olsen of Earth 12,

00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:26,you need to come with us.

00:05:26,536 --> 00:05:28,Why? Who are you people?

00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:30,Lois Lane?

00:05:30,665 --> 00:05:31,I'm Lois Lane.

00:05:31,958 --> 00:05:34,That's Lois Lane. And
that's Lewis Lane.

00:05:34,669 --> 00:05:37,We are the League of Lois Lanes.

00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:40,And your Clark
Kent is in danger.

00:05:41,259 --> 00:05:42,Huh?

00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,Where are we?

00:05:50,768 --> 00:05:52,Hey! Are you okay?

00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:55,I'm fine. Just not as
strong as I used to be.

00:05:57,066 --> 00:05:59,And this is the
kidnapper's lair.

00:05:59,110 --> 00:06:00,They're... They're
inside and so is Lois.

00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:03,Quick, she doesn't
have much time.

00:06:07,493 --> 00:06:08,Huh? Whoa!

00:06:09,579 --> 00:06:10,Oops! Ow!

00:06:10,955 --> 00:06:14,You gotta look out for
their guard dog, too.

00:06:22,633 --> 00:06:24,What?

00:06:24,927 --> 00:06:26,Welcome
to the flagship

00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:28,of the interdimensional
peacekeeping force,

00:06:28,890 --> 00:06:30,The League of Lois Lanes.

00:06:32,060 --> 00:06:34,We were founded by Lois Prime,

00:06:34,103 --> 00:06:36,the first Lois to
discover the multiverse.

00:06:36,981 --> 00:06:39,We protect every dimension,

00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:42,recruiting only the
best Loises to help.

00:06:42,862 --> 00:06:44,Usually after our
first Pulitzer,

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