My.Adventures.with.Superman.S01E07.WEB.x264-TG Subtitles

At 00:00:09,135, Character said: No more secrets, right?

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At 00:00:12,096, Character said: So... Here's the rest of me.

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At 00:00:18,352, Character said: What?

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At 00:00:21,522, Character said: I can't... It's a ship!
Lois, it's a spaceship!

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At 00:00:24,817, Character said: Look at the pointy boys!

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At 00:00:26,277, Character said: They're obelisks.

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At 00:00:27,695, Character said: They project holograms
and transport material...

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At 00:00:29,697, Character said: this is the
greatest day of my life!

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At 00:00:33,993, Character said: I know I lied.

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At 00:00:35,495, Character said: - I can't erase that.
- Then we start over.

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At 00:00:38,331, Character said: Hey, big guy. I'm Lois Lane.

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At 00:00:40,625, Character said: What's your name?

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At 00:00:42,377, Character said: Uh, Clark Kent.

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At 00:00:44,504, Character said: Though sometimes
I go by Superman.

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At 00:00:47,215, Character said: Wow, that seems
like a great name,

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At 00:00:49,509, Character said: given to you by someone
especially talented.

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At 00:00:52,970, Character said: Where do you come from?

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At 00:00:54,055, Character said: Outer space.

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At 00:00:55,431, Character said: What planet or where,
I... I have no idea.

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At 00:00:57,975, Character said: What can you do?

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At 00:00:59,310, Character said: I'm still figuring
that out.

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At 00:01:02,522, Character said: Why did you bring
me here? Really.

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At 00:01:06,776, Character said: I brought you here because
there's no bad guys,

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At 00:01:09,237, Character said: no robots, and
absolutely nothing

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At 00:01:11,239, Character said: to interrupt me
when I ask you this,

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At 00:01:14,534, Character said: Lois Lane, will you
go on a date with me?

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At 00:01:44,647, Character said: Have no fear, your
wingman is here.

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At 00:01:46,566, Character said: Let's get ready for tonight's...

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At 00:01:48,693, Character said: Okay, all right.

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At 00:01:51,195, Character said: So, what is happening
here, buddy?

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At 00:01:54,323, Character said: Jimmy! Great timing.

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At 00:01:55,950, Character said: You can help me
chart out the dates.

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At 00:01:57,618, Character said: What?

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At 00:01:59,162, Character said: This is our first official date.

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At 00:02:00,663, Character said: So I've plotted a
route and timed it,

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At 00:02:02,415, Character said: because I'm taking Lois out

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At 00:02:03,791, Character said: for the most romantic
evening of her life.

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At 00:02:05,960, Character said: I'll fly in to pick
her up at 6:45.

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At 00:02:07,920, Character said: The cherry blossoms in the Park
bloom at exactly seven o'clock,

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At 00:02:10,131, Character said: so we'll have 15 minutes to get
to the romantic rooftop view,

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At 00:02:12,717, Character said: which we'll savor
for, uh, 31 minutes

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At 00:02:15,136, Character said: before flying to Lois's

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At 00:02:16,137, Character said: favorite restaurant at 7:50

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At 00:02:17,555, Character said: for our 8:00 p.m. reservation,

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At 00:02:19,057, Character said: then coffee at 9:30!

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At 00:02:20,683, Character said: So, you finally g***t a date
with the girl of your dreams,

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At 00:02:23,352, Character said: and your first move is
to make a flow chart?

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At 00:02:26,146, Character said: And a map.

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At 00:02:27,648, Character said: Seems like you're putting
a lot of pressure on this.

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At 00:02:30,318, Character said: Well, it has to be perfect.

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At 00:02:32,820, Character said: Lois deserves it.

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At 00:02:33,780, Character said: One night with no
talking gorillas,

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At 00:02:36,324, Character said: or freeze-ray bank robbers.

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At 00:02:38,159, Character said: Just me and her.

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At 00:02:41,329, Character said: Oh, I forgot about the
swans taking flight at 7:45.

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At 00:02:43,831, Character said: - Oh, okay. - Well,
have fun losing your mind.

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At 00:02:46,417, Character said: I'm going to go
hang out at Lois's

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At 00:02:47,627, Character said: where it's normal, and...

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At 00:02:49,211, Character said: Hmm, yeah.

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At 00:02:50,505, Character said: - Mmm-hmm.
- Nope. She's lost it too.

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At 00:02:52,382, Character said: Jimmy! Great. I think I figured
out the perfect gift for Clark.

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At 00:02:55,759, Character said: Oh, a collection of crazed notes
written on loose leaf paper.

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At 00:02:59,389, Character said: No, no, no.

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At 00:03:01,391, Character said: His past.

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At 00:03:03,142, Character said: Every time I've hit a block,
Clark's been there for me,

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At 00:03:05,478, Character said: you know, in one
form or another.

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At 00:03:07,063, Character said: And I wanna give him
back something in return.

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At 00:03:09,148, Character said: I can't fly or fight robots.

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At 00:03:10,858, Character said: But investigating, finding
answers? This is what I can do.

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At 00:03:13,653, Character said: I've started my
research, gonna crush it,

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At 00:03:15,613, Character said: and I'm ready to meet
Clark ten minutes early.

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At 00:03:17,907, Character said: I'm perfect.

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At 00:03:19,075, Character said: Now, if you'll excuse me.

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At 00:03:21,202, Character said: Sweatpants!

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At 00:03:22,745, Character said: And there it is.

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At 00:03:23,913, Character said: Ugh! I left my dress
at the drycleaners.

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At 00:03:26,874, Character said: I'm gonna be late!

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At 00:03:34,924, Character said: Most of us own at least
one drycleanable item.

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At 00:03:36,718, Character said: Not all of us can wear the
same blue jacket every day.

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At 00:03:40,138, Character said: And done.

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At 00:03:42,390, Character said: I can do this. It's
just me and Lois,

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At 00:03:45,226, Character said: and no weird Superman
stuff to ruin it.

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At 00:03:51,065, Character said: Superman.

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At 00:03:52,316, Character said: I'm Mr. Mxyzptlk,

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At 00:03:54,068, Character said: an interdimensional peacekeeper,
and I need your help.

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At 00:03:58,114, Character said: Nope.

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At 00:03:59,699, Character said: I'm charged with the safety
of the multiverse, son.

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At 00:04:01,325, Character said: So I need you to put on
your suit and come with me.

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At 00:04:05,163, Character said: Okay, look, I'm not Superman.

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At 00:04:06,998, Character said: - I'm just, uh...
- Mild-mannered Clark Kent.

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At 00:04:08,833, Character said: Wannabe reporter
with superpowers.

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At 00:04:10,752, Character said: Nice try, sport, but Clark is
Superman in almost every reality,

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At 00:04:14,839, Character said: This Earth, Earth 12,
Earth 50, Earth 508,

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At 00:04:17,425, Character said: Weird Earth, the works.

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At 00:04:19,761, Character said: How did you... How did you...

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At 00:04:22,221, Character said: Was I a crab?

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At 00:04:23,723, Character said: There are infinite
universes out there, pal,

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At 00:04:26,059, Character said: and infinite Supermen.

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At 00:04:28,519, Character said: But I'm here because
Lois Lane is in danger.

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At 00:04:30,980, Character said: Your Lois Lane.

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At 00:04:34,108, Character said: She's been kidnapped by a gang
of inter-dimensional criminals.

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At 00:04:37,278, Character said: These people,

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At 00:04:40,114, Character said: they're ruthless.

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At 00:04:41,616, Character said: But if you're sure
you're not Superman...

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At 00:04:45,202, Character said: Where is she?

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At 00:04:46,662, Character said: I can get you to their
hideout, but, uh, oh...

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At 00:04:49,123, Character said: It's g***t measures to stop
me from portaling in.

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At 00:04:51,000, Character said: You'll have to break
through their security.

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At 00:04:52,752, Character said: Whatever it takes to save Lois.

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At 00:04:55,630, Character said: I knew I could count on you.

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At 00:04:57,173, Character said: You're the Dependable Clark.

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At 00:04:58,716, Character said: Now let's go.

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At 00:05:13,648, Character said: Huh. No response.

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At 00:05:15,400, Character said: Good. That gives
me time to change.

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At 00:05:21,989, Character said: Lois Lane
and Jimmy Olsen of Earth 12,

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At 00:05:24,492, Character said: you need to come with us.

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At 00:05:26,536, Character said: Why? Who are you people?

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At 00:05:29,580, Character said: Lois Lane?

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At 00:05:30,665, Character said: I'm Lois Lane.

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At 00:05:31,958, Character said: That's Lois Lane. And
that's Lewis Lane.

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At 00:05:34,669, Character said: We are the League of Lois Lanes.

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At 00:05:37,880, Character said: And your Clark
Kent is in danger.

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At 00:05:41,259, Character said: Huh?

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At 00:05:49,016, Character said: Where are we?

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At 00:05:50,768, Character said: Hey! Are you okay?

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At 00:05:52,186, Character said: I'm fine. Just not as
strong as I used to be.

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At 00:05:57,066, Character said: And this is the
kidnapper's lair.

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At 00:05:59,110, Character said: They're... They're
inside and so is Lois.

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At 00:06:01,028, Character said: Quick, she doesn't
have much time.

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At 00:06:07,493, Character said: Huh? Whoa!

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At 00:06:09,579, Character said: Oops! Ow!

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At 00:06:10,955, Character said: You gotta look out for
their guard dog, too.

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At 00:06:22,633, Character said: What?

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At 00:06:24,927, Character said: Welcome
to the flagship

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At 00:06:26,387, Character said: of the interdimensional
peacekeeping force,

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At 00:06:28,890, Character said: The League of Lois Lanes.

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At 00:06:32,060, Character said: We were founded by Lois Prime,

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At 00:06:34,103, Character said: the first Lois to
discover the multiverse.

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At 00:06:36,981, Character said: We protect every dimension,

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At 00:06:39,233, Character said: recruiting only the
best Loises to help.

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At 00:06:42,862, Character said: Usually after our
first Pulitzer,

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