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00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:07,Hey!

00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:08,Are you single?

00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:11,I'm a matchmaker at Adore.

00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:14,Please give me a call if
you want to meet somebody.

00:05:14,106 --> 00:05:16,We have a lot
of great matches for you.

00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:18,Talk soon.

00:05:32,291 --> 00:05:33,James, hi.

00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:35,Thanks for calling me back.

00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:38,Um, I just wanted to get some
feedback on your first date

00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:39,with my client Sophie.

00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:41,I'm actually on my way
to meet her right now...

00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:43,but I had a quick chat
with her this morning...

00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:45,and the headline is,
she had a great time

00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,and would love
to see you again.

00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:51,Hello? James?

00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:55,Yeah, I'd like to be
taken off the service.

00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,May I ask why?

00:05:58,233 --> 00:05:59,I thought you were
going to set me up

00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:02,with high-quality women.

00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:06,I said: a fit woman in her 30s
with a nice smile.

00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:09,She's 40 and fat.

00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:12,- She's 39.
- 39 is not 30s, that's 40.

00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:15,I would never swipe right
on a woman like that.

00:06:17,169 --> 00:06:19,I'm sorry you feel that way.

00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:34,I'm so happy.

00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:38,You did it, Lucy.

00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:42,When you said that he's and only makes 150K a year...

00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:47,I almost said no, but I'm
really happy I trusted you.

00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:49,I know it's only been one date

00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:52,and I need to
manage my expectations...

00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:56,but this is probably the best
first date I've ever had!

00:06:56,375 --> 00:07:00,Uh, Sophie, so I just g***t off
the phone with him.

00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:02,And he loved meeting you,

00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,he had a great time...

00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,But he doesn't feel like
the chemistry

00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:08,is there for him at this time.

00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:10,So.

00:07:12,558 --> 00:07:14,Onward and upward.

00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:17,He doesn't want a second date?

00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:20,No.

00:07:22,234 --> 00:07:24,He's balding.

00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:26,How f***g dare he?

00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,Dating is a risk.

00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:32,You took a risk. It's brave.

00:07:32,244 --> 00:07:34,Why did you set me up
with someone like that?

00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:38,He checked
a lot of our boxes...

00:07:39,835 --> 00:07:41,and you checked a lot of his.

00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:44,So, onwards and upwards.

00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:45,Let's talk about
your next match.

00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:47,I have an amazing guy for you.

00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:50,His name is Mark,
he's a doctor,

00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:51,he's very handsome...

00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:54,he has a full head of hair,
he's 48.

00:07:54,183 --> 00:07:56,That's almost 50.

00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:57,He looks great for 48.

00:07:57,769 --> 00:08:00,He's very fit.
He looks like he's 40.

00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,- How tall?
- 5'11".

00:08:03,442 --> 00:08:07,Is he actually 5'11" or is he
actually 5'9" and is lying?

00:08:07,905 --> 00:08:09,What's a couple of inches?

00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:12,I don't want
to waste my time.

00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:15,I ** not asking for a miracle.

00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:18,I'm just asking
for the bare minimum.

00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,I'm trying to settle.

00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,Sophie.

00:08:22,628 --> 00:08:24,I know how it feels right now.

00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:27,But I promise you...

00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:31,you're going to marry
the love of your life.

00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,I don't believe you.

00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:36,That's okay.

00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,I believe it.

00:08:57,996 --> 00:09:01,Girl of the hour!

00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:03,Tonight, we're all gathered

00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:06,to celebrate
the most talented Lucy.

00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:09,One hell of a matchmaker
with razor-sharp instincts...

00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:14,and an eagle eye for chemistry
because this weekend...

00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:18,her client Charlotte B.
is getting married!

00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:24,Charlotte B.
is marrying Peter C.

00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:26,The Prince Charming

00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:30,Lucy matched her with
20 months ago.

00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:33,How many marriages are you
responsible for now, Lucy?

00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:35,Nine.

00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,Lucy! Lucy! Lucy!

00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:42,Lucy, do a speech!

00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:46,Speech! Speech!
Speech! Speech!

00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:55,Okay.

00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:59,My speech is...

00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:02,that if the girl asks for

00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:03,a 6-foot-tall
drink of water...

00:10:03,979 --> 00:10:07,in his 40s with a salary
over 500 grand

00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:10,and a... good hairline...

00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,you deliver.

00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,How did it go
with Sophie L. today?

00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:20,It took our membership team
an hour to get her to renew.

00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:22,Hopeless.

00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:25,I'm afraid there's not
a single man in New York City

00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:26,that'll date this girl.

00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:29,What seems to be the issue?

00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,That's the thing. There is
nothing wrong with her.

00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:35,She's okay attractive...

00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:39,okay money, okay educated,
okay personality.

00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:43,There's just not
a standout quality.

00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,She's not competitive
in the mainstream market...

00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,and there is
no niche market for her.

00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,Exactly.

00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:50,And if there's
no specialty appeal...

00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:53,then there's no place
for her in any market.

00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:54,That is tough.

00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:57,And she's my
favorite client right now.

00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:00,I mean, she's entitled
like everyone,

00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:02,but she's sweet...

00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:06,and she's realistic,
she's not crazy.

00:11:06,917 --> 00:11:08,She's a nice girl.

00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,There's g***t to be
a guy out there

00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:14,who just wants a nice girl.

00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:15,What about Mark P.?

00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:17,He's okay.

00:11:17,803 --> 00:11:20,I pitched him
to her already.

00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:22,She's afraid
he's not actually 5'11".

00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,And I'm like,
can we please not worry

00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:25,about a couple inches
right now?

00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,Because you're
about to die alone.

00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:30,You know
there's a surgery for that.

00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:33,For dying alone?

00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,For getting taller.

00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:37,Up to six inches.

00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:40,You break your legs, and...

00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:44,extend it,
let the bone heal itself.

00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:46,That's a game changer.

00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,It costs like 200K.

00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:52,Six inches can double
a man's value in the market.

00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,If you can afford it,

00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:57,it's definitely
worth the investment.

00:11:57,843 --> 00:11:59,What's the saying?

00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:02,"You're not ugly,
you just don't have money."

00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:03,Right.

00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:08,Do you have a dress
picked out for the wedding?

00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:10,Yes.

00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:12,Are you going alone?

00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:14,Mm-hmm.

00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:16,Lucy M.:
The Eternal Bachelorette.

00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,A voluntary celibate.

00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:20,Do you want me to set you up
with someone?

00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:23,No, I'm gonna die alone.

00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,Or get a rich husband.

00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,Same thing.

00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,Hi, Charles.

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