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00:00:06,985 --> 00:00:08,Previously onSurrealEstate

00:00:08,814 --> 00:00:10,CARL: So, how you doing?

00:00:10,598 --> 00:00:11,I'm an industry pariah.

00:00:11,700 --> 00:00:12,ZOOEY: Rita Weiss is probably

00:00:12,803 --> 00:00:14,putting her sign in their
front yard as we speak.

00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:16,Responsible for
domestic violence

00:00:16,843 --> 00:00:19,and the death of innocents.

00:00:19,749 --> 00:00:21,Well, you still
have your health.

00:00:21,820 --> 00:00:24,I've been thinking that it
might be time for us to go legit

00:00:24,091 --> 00:00:26,but now I've decided: Nah.

00:00:26,162 --> 00:00:27,PHIL: We gotta be who we are.

00:00:27,265 --> 00:00:29,We are going to come back
to the office tomorrow

00:00:29,636 --> 00:00:32,ready to kick a whole lot of a***s
and close a whole lot of escrow.

00:00:32,441 --> 00:00:34,SUSAN: Hell, yeah, we are!

00:00:37,585 --> 00:00:39,♪ Lively music ♪

00:00:39,221 --> 00:00:40,( Gasp )

00:00:40,691 --> 00:00:42,PRIYA: Oh, my god!

00:00:42,562 --> 00:00:44,( Laughter )

00:00:44,599 --> 00:00:46,GUEST: Oh, jeez!

00:00:46,435 --> 00:00:48,- That is fabulous!
- What do you think of this?

00:00:48,239 --> 00:00:50,Do you think he'll enjoy it?

00:00:50,310 --> 00:00:52,- PRIYA: Oh!
- SUSAN: Oh!

00:00:52,347 --> 00:00:54,You need to get the
prong on this ring fixed!

00:00:54,886 --> 00:00:56,It keeps catching.

00:00:56,489 --> 00:00:58,It's bad luck to take it
off before the wedding.

00:00:58,661 --> 00:00:59,Not sure that's a thing, Priya.

00:00:59,896 --> 00:01:01,Well, it should be.

00:01:01,733 --> 00:01:04,Mm. One hell of a rock.

00:01:04,271 --> 00:01:06,It's been in Leon's
family for generations.

00:01:06,743 --> 00:01:08,And now, so ** I!

00:01:08,446 --> 00:01:10,( Laughter )

00:01:10,216 --> 00:01:12,Who is the, uh,
happy, spooky lady?

00:01:13,489 --> 00:01:15,That's Ruby, Leon's great aunt.

00:01:16,329 --> 00:01:17,Is she... okay?

00:01:18,634 --> 00:01:22,She has a little dementia
but she's very sweet.

00:01:22,174 --> 00:01:24,She took care of Leon
after his mom died.

00:01:24,546 --> 00:01:25,Oh.

00:01:25,649 --> 00:01:28,I'm going to see if she's okay.

00:01:28,252 --> 00:01:29,Hi.

00:01:29,656 --> 00:01:31,( Guests giggle )

00:01:31,827 --> 00:01:34,How's the mother of
the bride holding up?

00:01:34,632 --> 00:01:35,KAMALA: Oh. Ask her after

00:01:35,835 --> 00:01:36,a few more of these.

00:01:37,005 --> 00:01:39,Marty, let's get some more
hors d'oeuvres over there.

00:01:39,642 --> 00:01:41,We have bridesmaid's
dresses to fill out.

00:01:43,884 --> 00:01:46,Did you have something
to do with that?

00:01:46,222 --> 00:01:47,Not guilty.

00:01:47,759 --> 00:01:49,Nobody looks good in frosting.

00:01:49,763 --> 00:01:51,Lovely wall colours.

00:01:51,499 --> 00:01:53,The bold blue, invoking the sea,

00:01:53,804 --> 00:01:55,the sky.

00:01:56,208 --> 00:01:58,It's a nice house when it's
full of people like this.

00:01:58,847 --> 00:02:00,( Laughter )

00:02:00,450 --> 00:02:01,Fantastic!

00:02:02,655 --> 00:02:04,Most of the time I'm alone

00:02:04,425 --> 00:02:05,and it feels like.

00:02:05,961 --> 00:02:08,Castle Dracula meets
Ice Station Zebra.

00:02:08,399 --> 00:02:09,( Chuckles )

00:02:09,570 --> 00:02:12,If you ladies don't stop
giving her such ugly lingerie,

00:02:12,675 --> 00:02:14,I'll never have
any grandchildren.

00:02:16,917 --> 00:02:19,It's good having her home.

00:02:19,254 --> 00:02:22,Otherwise, I'd just rattle about
these rooms thinking about Dev.

00:02:23,396 --> 00:02:25,Yeah, we all miss him.

00:02:26,268 --> 00:02:27,Don't get me wrong.

00:02:27,739 --> 00:02:30,I couldn't be happier for Priya.

00:02:30,276 --> 00:02:31,I love...

00:02:31,546 --> 00:02:33,- What's-his-name.
- Leon.

00:02:33,416 --> 00:02:34,Leon.

00:02:35,688 --> 00:02:37,He's smart, makes a good living.

00:02:39,428 --> 00:02:43,I just wish Dev was here
to walk her down the aisle.

00:02:43,469 --> 00:02:46,She's been planning this
wedding since high school.

00:02:46,475 --> 00:02:48,A winter wedding at
the lodge. Candles

00:02:49,415 --> 00:02:51,pine boughs and snow.

00:02:51,953 --> 00:02:53,We're Desi. It's unnatural.

00:02:55,460 --> 00:02:58,I almost sold this
place after Dev passed,

00:02:58,634 --> 00:03:00,but Priya insisted
I hang onto it

00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:03,so she and Leon could
get married here.

00:03:03,844 --> 00:03:05,And... Then what?

00:03:06,482 --> 00:03:08,I dump this beast.

00:03:08,486 --> 00:03:10,Find somewhere small on a beach

00:03:11,660 --> 00:03:14,where people see
pictures of snow and say,

00:03:14,031 --> 00:03:15,"Jeez, what's that?"

00:03:15,734 --> 00:03:17,Hang on. You're almost there.

00:03:17,738 --> 00:03:20,Oh. I just wish it was over.

00:03:20,410 --> 00:03:21,Ah!

00:03:21,446 --> 00:03:24,Only my idiot sister would
think it's a good idea

00:03:24,318 --> 00:03:25,to arm the bride.

00:03:25,721 --> 00:03:27,Marty, let's do that ugly, fake,

00:03:28,627 --> 00:03:30,cake-face thing.

00:03:30,598 --> 00:03:32,Time to cut the cake, beti.

00:03:32,769 --> 00:03:34,Cake time.

00:03:34,672 --> 00:03:36,( Murmurs of approval )

00:03:36,342 --> 00:03:37,Oh!

00:03:38,379 --> 00:03:39,Oh, wow!

00:03:39,783 --> 00:03:41,This is lovely.

00:03:42,287 --> 00:03:43,All right...

00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:46,♪ Sinister music ♪

00:03:52,809 --> 00:03:54,( Murmurs of shock )

00:03:55,346 --> 00:03:56,( Squeal )

00:03:57,685 --> 00:03:59,( Squelching )

00:03:59,488 --> 00:04:01,GUEST 2: Oh, my God!

00:04:02,494 --> 00:04:04,Who you gonna call?

00:04:04,364 --> 00:04:05,♪ Opening Theme music ♪

00:04:08,941 --> 00:04:10,( Man screams )

00:04:11,813 --> 00:04:13,( Phone buzzing )

00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:20,What does this look like to you?

00:04:20,530 --> 00:04:23,Like Jack the Ripper meets
the Pillsbury Doughboy.

00:04:23,837 --> 00:04:24,MEGAN: Hi, Susan!

00:04:25,007 --> 00:04:26,Hey! How's the new place?

00:04:26,843 --> 00:04:29,It will be great. Some day.

00:04:29,682 --> 00:04:32,So, I'm just... I'm really
worried about Priya.

00:04:32,087 --> 00:04:34,You know, she's been my best
friend since we were little.

00:04:34,525 --> 00:04:35,We need to help her.

00:04:35,995 --> 00:04:37,And then we get to
sell her mom's house.

00:04:37,932 --> 00:04:39,Happily ever afters all around.

00:04:39,802 --> 00:04:41,What's the story?

00:04:41,438 --> 00:04:43,Oh, it's a gorgeous
winter lodge.

00:04:43,977 --> 00:04:46,Prime location, oversize lot,

00:04:46,950 --> 00:04:49,magnificent,
handcrafted woodwork.

00:04:49,488 --> 00:04:50,A legacy property

00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:52,searching for a new trustee.

00:04:52,695 --> 00:04:55,I was asking about the
buttercream stigmata.

00:04:55,433 --> 00:04:56,What's the story there?

00:04:56,803 --> 00:04:58,Oh! Priya cut it open
at her bridal shower

00:04:58,574 --> 00:04:59,and it started bleeding!

00:04:59,842 --> 00:05:00,Ew.

00:05:00,979 --> 00:05:03,Maybe you should just focus
on the wedding right now.

00:05:03,082 --> 00:05:04,I can multi-task!

00:05:04,853 --> 00:05:06,I can be a friend

00:05:06,255 --> 00:05:08,and a bridesmaid and a real
estate agent simultaneously.

00:05:08,827 --> 00:05:11,This is the kind of
elite listing we need.

00:05:12,969 --> 00:05:14,Looks like they've
stopped the bleeding.

00:05:14,706 --> 00:05:17,I'll let you know when I
get our name on a contract.

00:05:18,446 --> 00:05:20,I thought you were a workaholic.

00:05:20,618 --> 00:05:23,Oh, I once sent her a
meeting invite titled

00:05:23,122 --> 00:05:24,"work/life balance."

00:05:25,159 --> 00:05:26,She declined it.

00:05:26,730 --> 00:05:28,( Phone vibrates, rings )

00:05:28,065 --> 00:05:29,Hey. You forget something?

00:05:29,035 --> 00:05:30,RITA: Hey! Forgot to tell you

00:05:30,738 --> 00:05:32,your face looks
like a rhino's butt.

00:05:32,775 --> 00:05:35,Rita, I thought, hoped,
prayed you were someone else.

00:05:36,015 --> 00:05:37,If only.

00:05:37,517 --> 00:05:39,Look, we need to
talk face-to-face.

00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:43,I'll come by your office
tomorrow, nine o'clock.

00:05:43,129 --> 00:05:45,( Phone hangs up )

00:05:45,066 --> 00:05:47,♪ Emotional music ♪

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