Surrealestate -ggwp S01E09 Subtitles

At 00:00:06,985, Character said: Previously onSurrealEstate

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At 00:00:08,814, Character said: CARL: So, how you doing?

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At 00:00:10,598, Character said: I'm an industry pariah.

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At 00:00:11,700, Character said: ZOOEY: Rita Weiss is probably

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At 00:00:12,803, Character said: putting her sign in their
front yard as we speak.

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At 00:00:14,806, Character said: Responsible for
domestic violence

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At 00:00:16,843, Character said: and the death of innocents.

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At 00:00:19,749, Character said: Well, you still
have your health.

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At 00:00:21,820, Character said: I've been thinking that it
might be time for us to go legit

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At 00:00:24,091, Character said: but now I've decided: Nah.

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At 00:00:26,162, Character said: PHIL: We gotta be who we are.

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At 00:00:27,265, Character said: We are going to come back
to the office tomorrow

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At 00:00:29,636, Character said: ready to kick a whole lot of a***s
and close a whole lot of escrow.

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At 00:00:32,441, Character said: SUSAN: Hell, yeah, we are!

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At 00:00:37,585, Character said: ♪ Lively music ♪

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At 00:00:39,221, Character said: ( Gasp )

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At 00:00:40,691, Character said: PRIYA: Oh, my god!

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At 00:00:42,562, Character said: ( Laughter )

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At 00:00:44,599, Character said: GUEST: Oh, jeez!

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At 00:00:46,435, Character said: - That is fabulous!
- What do you think of this?

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At 00:00:48,239, Character said: Do you think he'll enjoy it?

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At 00:00:50,310, Character said: - PRIYA: Oh!
- SUSAN: Oh!

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At 00:00:52,347, Character said: You need to get the
prong on this ring fixed!

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At 00:00:54,886, Character said: It keeps catching.

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At 00:00:56,489, Character said: It's bad luck to take it
off before the wedding.

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At 00:00:58,661, Character said: Not sure that's a thing, Priya.

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At 00:00:59,896, Character said: Well, it should be.

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At 00:01:01,733, Character said: Mm. One hell of a rock.

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At 00:01:04,271, Character said: It's been in Leon's
family for generations.

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At 00:01:06,743, Character said: And now, so ** I!

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At 00:01:08,446, Character said: ( Laughter )

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At 00:01:10,216, Character said: Who is the, uh,
happy, spooky lady?

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At 00:01:13,489, Character said: That's Ruby, Leon's great aunt.

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At 00:01:16,329, Character said: Is she... okay?

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At 00:01:18,634, Character said: She has a little dementia
but she's very sweet.

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At 00:01:22,174, Character said: She took care of Leon
after his mom died.

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At 00:01:24,546, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:01:25,649, Character said: I'm going to see if she's okay.

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At 00:01:28,252, Character said: Hi.

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At 00:01:29,656, Character said: ( Guests giggle )

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At 00:01:31,827, Character said: How's the mother of
the bride holding up?

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At 00:01:34,632, Character said: KAMALA: Oh. Ask her after

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At 00:01:35,835, Character said: a few more of these.

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At 00:01:37,005, Character said: Marty, let's get some more
hors d'oeuvres over there.

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At 00:01:39,642, Character said: We have bridesmaid's
dresses to fill out.

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At 00:01:43,884, Character said: Did you have something
to do with that?

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At 00:01:46,222, Character said: Not guilty.

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At 00:01:47,759, Character said: Nobody looks good in frosting.

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At 00:01:49,763, Character said: Lovely wall colours.

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At 00:01:51,499, Character said: The bold blue, invoking the sea,

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At 00:01:53,804, Character said: the sky.

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At 00:01:56,208, Character said: It's a nice house when it's
full of people like this.

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At 00:01:58,847, Character said: ( Laughter )

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At 00:02:00,450, Character said: Fantastic!

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At 00:02:02,655, Character said: Most of the time I'm alone

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At 00:02:04,425, Character said: and it feels like.

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At 00:02:05,961, Character said: Castle Dracula meets
Ice Station Zebra.

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At 00:02:08,399, Character said: ( Chuckles )

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At 00:02:09,570, Character said: If you ladies don't stop
giving her such ugly lingerie,

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At 00:02:12,675, Character said: I'll never have
any grandchildren.

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At 00:02:16,917, Character said: It's good having her home.

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At 00:02:19,254, Character said: Otherwise, I'd just rattle about
these rooms thinking about Dev.

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At 00:02:23,396, Character said: Yeah, we all miss him.

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At 00:02:26,268, Character said: Don't get me wrong.

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At 00:02:27,739, Character said: I couldn't be happier for Priya.

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At 00:02:30,276, Character said: I love...

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At 00:02:31,546, Character said: - What's-his-name.
- Leon.

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At 00:02:33,416, Character said: Leon.

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At 00:02:35,688, Character said: He's smart, makes a good living.

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At 00:02:39,428, Character said: I just wish Dev was here
to walk her down the aisle.

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At 00:02:43,469, Character said: She's been planning this
wedding since high school.

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At 00:02:46,475, Character said: A winter wedding at
the lodge. Candles

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At 00:02:49,415, Character said: pine boughs and snow.

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At 00:02:51,953, Character said: We're Desi. It's unnatural.

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At 00:02:55,460, Character said: I almost sold this
place after Dev passed,

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At 00:02:58,634, Character said: but Priya insisted
I hang onto it

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At 00:03:00,638, Character said: so she and Leon could
get married here.

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At 00:03:03,844, Character said: And... Then what?

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At 00:03:06,482, Character said: I dump this beast.

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At 00:03:08,486, Character said: Find somewhere small on a beach

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At 00:03:11,660, Character said: where people see
pictures of snow and say,

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At 00:03:14,031, Character said: "Jeez, what's that?"

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At 00:03:15,734, Character said: Hang on. You're almost there.

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At 00:03:17,738, Character said: Oh. I just wish it was over.

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At 00:03:20,410, Character said: Ah!

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At 00:03:21,446, Character said: Only my idiot sister would
think it's a good idea

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At 00:03:24,318, Character said: to arm the bride.

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At 00:03:25,721, Character said: Marty, let's do that ugly, fake,

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At 00:03:28,627, Character said: cake-face thing.

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At 00:03:30,598, Character said: Time to cut the cake, beti.

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At 00:03:32,769, Character said: Cake time.

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At 00:03:34,672, Character said: ( Murmurs of approval )

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At 00:03:36,342, Character said: Oh!

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At 00:03:38,379, Character said: Oh, wow!

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At 00:03:39,783, Character said: This is lovely.

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At 00:03:42,287, Character said: All right...

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At 00:03:45,360, Character said: ♪ Sinister music ♪

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At 00:03:52,809, Character said: ( Murmurs of shock )

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At 00:03:55,346, Character said: ( Squeal )

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At 00:03:57,685, Character said: ( Squelching )

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At 00:03:59,488, Character said: GUEST 2: Oh, my God!

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At 00:04:02,494, Character said: Who you gonna call?

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At 00:04:04,364, Character said: ♪ Opening Theme music ♪

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At 00:04:08,941, Character said: ( Man screams )

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At 00:04:11,813, Character said: ( Phone buzzing )

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At 00:04:18,560, Character said: What does this look like to you?

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At 00:04:20,530, Character said: Like Jack the Ripper meets
the Pillsbury Doughboy.

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At 00:04:23,837, Character said: MEGAN: Hi, Susan!

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At 00:04:25,007, Character said: Hey! How's the new place?

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At 00:04:26,843, Character said: It will be great. Some day.

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At 00:04:29,682, Character said: So, I'm just... I'm really
worried about Priya.

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At 00:04:32,087, Character said: You know, she's been my best
friend since we were little.

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At 00:04:34,525, Character said: We need to help her.

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At 00:04:35,995, Character said: And then we get to
sell her mom's house.

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At 00:04:37,932, Character said: Happily ever afters all around.

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At 00:04:39,802, Character said: What's the story?

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At 00:04:41,438, Character said: Oh, it's a gorgeous
winter lodge.

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At 00:04:43,977, Character said: Prime location, oversize lot,

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At 00:04:46,950, Character said: magnificent,
handcrafted woodwork.

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At 00:04:49,488, Character said: A legacy property

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At 00:04:50,891, Character said: searching for a new trustee.

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At 00:04:52,695, Character said: I was asking about the
buttercream stigmata.

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At 00:04:55,433, Character said: What's the story there?

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At 00:04:56,803, Character said: Oh! Priya cut it open
at her bridal shower

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At 00:04:58,574, Character said: and it started bleeding!

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At 00:04:59,842, Character said: Ew.

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At 00:05:00,979, Character said: Maybe you should just focus
on the wedding right now.

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At 00:05:03,082, Character said: I can multi-task!

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At 00:05:04,853, Character said: I can be a friend

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At 00:05:06,255, Character said: and a bridesmaid and a real
estate agent simultaneously.

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At 00:05:08,827, Character said: This is the kind of
elite listing we need.

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At 00:05:12,969, Character said: Looks like they've
stopped the bleeding.

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At 00:05:14,706, Character said: I'll let you know when I
get our name on a contract.

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At 00:05:18,446, Character said: I thought you were a workaholic.

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At 00:05:20,618, Character said: Oh, I once sent her a
meeting invite titled

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At 00:05:23,122, Character said: "work/life balance."

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At 00:05:25,159, Character said: She declined it.

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At 00:05:26,730, Character said: ( Phone vibrates, rings )

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At 00:05:28,065, Character said: Hey. You forget something?

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At 00:05:29,035, Character said: RITA: Hey! Forgot to tell you

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At 00:05:30,738, Character said: your face looks
like a rhino's butt.

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At 00:05:32,775, Character said: Rita, I thought, hoped,
prayed you were someone else.

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At 00:05:36,015, Character said: If only.

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At 00:05:37,517, Character said: Look, we need to
talk face-to-face.

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At 00:05:40,591, Character said: I'll come by your office
tomorrow, nine o'clock.

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At 00:05:43,129, Character said: ( Phone hangs up )

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At 00:05:45,066, Character said: ♪ Emotional music ♪

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