Resident Alien -bae S04E10 Subtitles

At 00:00:10,209, Character said: - Previously on
"resident alien"...

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At 00:00:12,213, Character said: - You were right about ethan.

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At 00:00:13,180, Character said: He's not an alien.

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At 00:00:14,581, Character said: - You didn't kill him?
- Of course not.

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At 00:00:16,684, Character said: - G***t kicked off the team.

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At 00:00:18,418, Character said: I lost my scholarship,
and I had to come here.

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At 00:00:21,055, Character said: At this point, it's just
easier to quit skiing.

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At 00:00:24,158, Character said: - Harry is an alien.
- They know.

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At 00:00:27,294, Character said: - We know.
- We already figured it out.

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At 00:00:28,461, Character said: - When the hungry
mantid babies hatch,

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At 00:00:30,430, Character said: Their food will have to be--

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At 00:00:32,366, Character said: - Us.

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At 00:00:33,367, Character said: - Do not shoot the egg sac!

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At 00:00:35,101, Character said: The babies will scatter.

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At 00:00:36,503, Character said: - There's one!
- [grunts]

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At 00:00:38,939, Character said: - Well, deputy,
you finally saw an alien.

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At 00:00:40,741, Character said: - I don't ever wanna hear
the word "alien" again.

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At 00:00:43,043, Character said: - I need to leave here.

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At 00:00:44,411, Character said: I'm sorry.

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At 00:00:45,979, Character said: - Don't be.

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At 00:00:47,247, Character said: I do not belong here anymore.

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At 00:00:49,015, Character said: I need to be with heather.

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At 00:00:50,450, Character said: - We're leaving.
- [chuckles]

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At 00:00:54,021, Character said: - They're here.

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At 00:00:56,857, Character said: [dramatic music]

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At 00:00:59,726, Character said: ♪ ♪

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At 00:01:02,462, Character said: - Ethan, we talked about this.

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At 00:01:04,931, Character said: Aliens aren't real.

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At 00:01:06,466, Character said: Look, just please come home.

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At 00:01:08,402, Character said: - He ruined my life, mom.

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At 00:01:10,771, Character said: I have to fix this.

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At 00:01:13,273, Character said: It's the only way
I can get back on track.

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At 00:01:15,141, Character said: - Honey, I'm worried
about you.

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At 00:01:16,476, Character said: - You have nothing
to worry about.

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At 00:01:18,178, Character said: I promise.
- Please, I just--

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At 00:01:19,346, Character said: - Mom, it's okay.

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At 00:01:21,047, Character said: I'll be home soon. You'll see.

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At 00:01:23,316, Character said: This is the best thing--

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At 00:01:33,594, Character said: [mysterious music]

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At 00:01:36,630, Character said: ♪ ♪

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At 00:01:38,532, Character said: [brown bird's "bilgewater"]

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At 00:01:41,768, Character said: [laidback acoustic strumming]

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At 00:01:44,638, Character said: ♪ ♪

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At 00:01:50,044, Character said: - Look, I need 10 apple pies
and 10 cherry pies.

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At 00:01:52,913, Character said: Oh, uh, make it 8 apple
and 11 cherry.

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At 00:01:58,151, Character said: 100 of each.

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At 00:02:00,254, Character said: - You've seen
my kitchen, right?

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At 00:02:02,223, Character said: I'll grab you two of each.

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At 00:02:04,258, Character said: - I ** traveling
a trillion miles

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At 00:02:05,692, Character said: To go live with my heather.

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At 00:02:06,961, Character said: I need road snacks.

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At 00:02:08,595, Character said: I also do not know if
her planet has a pie shop.

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At 00:02:11,265, Character said: - Well, maybe you should
call heather and ask her.

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At 00:02:13,300, Character said: - No, I want to surprise her.

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At 00:02:15,402, Character said: - Oh, great idea.
Women love surprises.

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At 00:02:18,739, Character said: - Hmm.

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At 00:02:19,673, Character said: - No, I'm kidding. We don't.

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At 00:02:21,007, Character said: - You do not know
my heather, kaylahlah--

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At 00:02:23,677, Character said: Kaylahlahlah.

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At 00:02:25,946, Character said: - Thanks, uncle.

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At 00:02:27,381, Character said: Oh, when you see asta,
tell her I may have the name

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At 00:02:29,149, Character said: Of a doctor to replace harry.

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At 00:02:31,217, Character said: - What?

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At 00:02:32,218, Character said: Replace me? Why?

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At 00:02:33,754, Character said: - You're leaving.

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At 00:02:35,221, Character said: We need a new doctor
at the clinic.

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At 00:02:37,357, Character said: - No.

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At 00:02:38,525, Character said: I don't--that sounds
like a horrible idea.

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At 00:02:40,560, Character said: I do not want to be replaced.

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At 00:02:42,263, Character said: - This is what happens
when you leave.

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At 00:02:44,365, Character said: Life goes on
for everyone else who stays.

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At 00:02:46,767, Character said: - That's right.

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At 00:02:47,901, Character said: The town will
find a new doctor.

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At 00:02:50,370, Character said: Somebody else will eat my pies.

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At 00:02:52,406, Character said: And someone else will
live in your cabin.

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At 00:02:55,942, Character said: - No! Nah!

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At 00:02:57,143, Character said: That's my cabin!

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At 00:02:59,179, Character said: I will burn it down before
I let anyone else live there!

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At 00:03:02,215, Character said: Right?

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At 00:03:03,750, Character said: [thuds]

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At 00:03:05,786, Character said: Bullshit.

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At 00:03:08,955, Character said: - That's how my son reacted
when we changed preschools.

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At 00:03:12,659, Character said: - I had the craziest dream,

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At 00:03:14,961, Character said: And I couldn't go back
to sleep.

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At 00:03:16,329, Character said: Jay was there, and she was
pissed for some reason.

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At 00:03:20,334, Character said: Oh, and judy had
a wagon full of books,

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At 00:03:23,169, Character said: And there was this spaceship
from harry's planet

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At 00:03:25,605, Character said: That crash landed
on that highway

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At 00:03:27,607, Character said: That goes through the pass.

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At 00:03:29,876, Character said: What did we eat last night?

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At 00:03:31,611, Character said: - Some food we cooked
at some point that we found

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At 00:03:33,647, Character said: Wrapped in something
somewhere in the fridge.

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At 00:03:35,316, Character said: [knock at door]

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At 00:03:37,384, Character said: - Guess who g***t into college!

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At 00:03:39,019, Character said: - What?
- My girl!

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At 00:03:41,087, Character said: My girl!
- I'm going to boulder.

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At 00:03:42,556, Character said: Still colorado, but I'm finally
getting out of patience.

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At 00:03:45,125, Character said: - [squeals]

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At 00:03:47,193, Character said: - I need a sweatshirt.
Will you buy one for me?

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At 00:03:49,095, Character said: - Yes!

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At 00:03:50,130, Character said: I ** so proud of you!

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At 00:03:52,366, Character said: Oh, my god!

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At 00:03:53,934, Character said: This is perfect timing.

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At 00:03:58,872, Character said: - Oh, thank you very much.

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At 00:03:59,940, Character said: - Okay.

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At 00:04:01,742, Character said: I've wanted to give you this
for a long time.

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At 00:04:04,411, Character said: Partly for college,
also because I want to

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At 00:04:06,580, Character said: Give you something before I go.

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At 00:04:08,982, Character said: Drew called, and he said I
could stay with him and manuel.

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At 00:04:12,452, Character said: - In amsterdam!
- Oh, my god!

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At 00:04:14,320, Character said: That's so cool!
- Yeah.

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At 00:04:15,922, Character said: - You know,
you deserve a vacation.

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At 00:04:18,324, Character said: - Thank you,
but it's not a vacation.

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At 00:04:20,160, Character said: I thought I'd move there
for a while.

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At 00:04:21,962, Character said: Change things up.

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At 00:04:23,463, Character said: I can do whatever I want.

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At 00:04:24,664, Character said: No schedule.

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At 00:04:25,799, Character said: Oh, god! Just be free!

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At 00:04:28,268, Character said: Maybe I'll change
my name to stacy

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At 00:04:29,836, Character said: And get a job as a barista.

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At 00:04:31,438, Character said: - I like stacy for you.

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At 00:04:32,939, Character said: - Thank you.
- Hold on a second.

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At 00:04:34,307, Character said: You're moving?

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At 00:04:35,608, Character said: Across the world?

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At 00:04:37,143, Character said: Well, it was nice
of you to let me know.

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At 00:04:39,612, Character said: - Uh, I didn't know what
I was gonna do, but I do now.

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At 00:04:44,418, Character said: And I'm not leaving
for a few weeks.

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At 00:04:46,853, Character said: - Come on, jay.
You're leaving too.

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At 00:04:48,955, Character said: - I'm going to college.

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At 00:04:50,357, Character said: It's different.

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At 00:04:52,559, Character said: I'd already researched
taco trucks near the school

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At 00:04:55,395, Character said: For when you come visit.

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At 00:04:56,430, Character said: - Good. Good, yeah.

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At 00:04:57,864, Character said: I can fly back sometimes.

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At 00:04:58,999, Character said: - It's not the same!

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At 00:05:01,101, Character said: You know, I don't know
why I'm surprised.

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At 00:05:02,836, Character said: I guess this is what you do.

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At 00:05:04,504, Character said: You leave.

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At 00:05:06,706, Character said: - Jay!

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At 00:05:08,108, Character said: [somber music]

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At 00:05:11,211, Character said: ♪ ♪

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At 00:05:14,314, Character said: - Thank you, butler.

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At 00:05:16,583, Character said: - She'll be fine.
She just needs time to process.

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At 00:05:19,185, Character said: - Well, she doesn't seem fine.

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At 00:05:20,887, Character said: Girl's g***t a big old pole
up her a***e.

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At 00:05:23,390, Character said: - What do you want, judy?

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At 00:05:24,425, Character said: - Wait.

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At 00:05:32,899, Character said: [chuckles] I ran
out of room in my oven

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At 00:05:35,669, Character said: For my encyclopedias,

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At 00:05:37,203, Character said: So it's a good thing
you're skedaddling.

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At 00:05:40,073, Character said: But anyway, did you
clear out your closets yet?

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At 00:05:43,643, Character said: It's okay.

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At 00:05:45,078, Character said: I'll just throw all
your stuff on the bed.

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At 00:05:52,619, Character said: [curious music]

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At 00:05:54,855, Character said: - Jay was angry in your dream.

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At 00:05:57,423, Character said: - And judy had books.

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At 00:05:59,426, Character said: In a wagon.

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