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00:00:10,209 --> 00:00:12,- Previously on
"resident alien"...

00:00:12,213 --> 00:00:13,- You were right about ethan.

00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,He's not an alien.

00:00:14,581 --> 00:00:16,- You didn't kill him?
- Of course not.

00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:18,- G***t kicked off the team.

00:00:18,418 --> 00:00:20,I lost my scholarship,
and I had to come here.

00:00:21,055 --> 00:00:24,At this point, it's just
easier to quit skiing.

00:00:24,158 --> 00:00:27,- Harry is an alien.
- They know.

00:00:27,294 --> 00:00:28,- We know.
- We already figured it out.

00:00:28,461 --> 00:00:30,- When the hungry
mantid babies hatch,

00:00:30,430 --> 00:00:32,Their food will have to be--

00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:33,- Us.

00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:35,- Do not shoot the egg sac!

00:00:35,101 --> 00:00:36,The babies will scatter.

00:00:36,503 --> 00:00:38,- There's one!
- [grunts]

00:00:38,939 --> 00:00:40,- Well, deputy,
you finally saw an alien.

00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:43,- I don't ever wanna hear
the word "alien" again.

00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,- I need to leave here.

00:00:44,411 --> 00:00:45,I'm sorry.

00:00:45,979 --> 00:00:47,- Don't be.

00:00:47,247 --> 00:00:48,I do not belong here anymore.

00:00:49,015 --> 00:00:50,I need to be with heather.

00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:53,- We're leaving.
- [chuckles]

00:00:54,021 --> 00:00:56,- They're here.

00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:59,[dramatic music]

00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:02,♪ ♪

00:01:02,462 --> 00:01:04,- Ethan, we talked about this.

00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:06,Aliens aren't real.

00:01:06,466 --> 00:01:08,Look, just please come home.

00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:10,- He ruined my life, mom.

00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:13,I have to fix this.

00:01:13,273 --> 00:01:15,It's the only way
I can get back on track.

00:01:15,141 --> 00:01:16,- Honey, I'm worried
about you.

00:01:16,476 --> 00:01:18,- You have nothing
to worry about.

00:01:18,178 --> 00:01:19,I promise.
- Please, I just--

00:01:19,346 --> 00:01:20,- Mom, it's okay.

00:01:21,047 --> 00:01:23,I'll be home soon. You'll see.

00:01:23,316 --> 00:01:24,This is the best thing--

00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:36,[mysterious music]

00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:38,♪ ♪

00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:41,[brown bird's "bilgewater"]

00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:44,[laidback acoustic strumming]

00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:49,♪ ♪

00:01:50,044 --> 00:01:52,- Look, I need 10 apple pies
and 10 cherry pies.

00:01:52,913 --> 00:01:58,Oh, uh, make it 8 apple
and 11 cherry.

00:01:58,151 --> 00:02:00,100 of each.

00:02:00,254 --> 00:02:02,- You've seen
my kitchen, right?

00:02:02,223 --> 00:02:04,I'll grab you two of each.

00:02:04,258 --> 00:02:05,- I ** traveling
a trillion miles

00:02:05,692 --> 00:02:06,To go live with my heather.

00:02:06,961 --> 00:02:08,I need road snacks.

00:02:08,595 --> 00:02:11,I also do not know if
her planet has a pie shop.

00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:13,- Well, maybe you should
call heather and ask her.

00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,- No, I want to surprise her.

00:02:15,402 --> 00:02:18,- Oh, great idea.
Women love surprises.

00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:19,- Hmm.

00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:20,- No, I'm kidding. We don't.

00:02:21,007 --> 00:02:23,- You do not know
my heather, kaylahlah--

00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:25,Kaylahlahlah.

00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:27,- Thanks, uncle.

00:02:27,381 --> 00:02:29,Oh, when you see asta,
tell her I may have the name

00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,Of a doctor to replace harry.

00:02:31,217 --> 00:02:32,- What?

00:02:32,218 --> 00:02:33,Replace me? Why?

00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:35,- You're leaving.

00:02:35,221 --> 00:02:37,We need a new doctor
at the clinic.

00:02:37,357 --> 00:02:38,- No.

00:02:38,525 --> 00:02:40,I don't--that sounds
like a horrible idea.

00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,I do not want to be replaced.

00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:44,- This is what happens
when you leave.

00:02:44,365 --> 00:02:46,Life goes on
for everyone else who stays.

00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:47,- That's right.

00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:50,The town will
find a new doctor.

00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:52,Somebody else will eat my pies.

00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:55,And someone else will
live in your cabin.

00:02:55,942 --> 00:02:57,- No! Nah!

00:02:57,143 --> 00:02:59,That's my cabin!

00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:02,I will burn it down before
I let anyone else live there!

00:03:02,215 --> 00:03:03,Right?

00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:05,[thuds]

00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:06,Bullshit.

00:03:08,955 --> 00:03:12,- That's how my son reacted
when we changed preschools.

00:03:12,659 --> 00:03:14,- I had the craziest dream,

00:03:14,961 --> 00:03:16,And I couldn't go back
to sleep.

00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:20,Jay was there, and she was
pissed for some reason.

00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:23,Oh, and judy had
a wagon full of books,

00:03:23,169 --> 00:03:25,And there was this spaceship
from harry's planet

00:03:25,605 --> 00:03:27,That crash landed
on that highway

00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:29,That goes through the pass.

00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:31,What did we eat last night?

00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:33,- Some food we cooked
at some point that we found

00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:35,Wrapped in something
somewhere in the fridge.

00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:37,[knock at door]

00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,- Guess who g***t into college!

00:03:39,019 --> 00:03:40,- What?
- My girl!

00:03:41,087 --> 00:03:42,My girl!
- I'm going to boulder.

00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:45,Still colorado, but I'm finally
getting out of patience.

00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:47,- [squeals]

00:03:47,193 --> 00:03:48,- I need a sweatshirt.
Will you buy one for me?

00:03:49,095 --> 00:03:49,- Yes!

00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:52,I ** so proud of you!

00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:53,Oh, my god!

00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:55,This is perfect timing.

00:03:58,872 --> 00:03:59,- Oh, thank you very much.

00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:01,- Okay.

00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:04,I've wanted to give you this
for a long time.

00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:06,Partly for college,
also because I want to

00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,Give you something before I go.

00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:12,Drew called, and he said I
could stay with him and manuel.

00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:14,- In amsterdam!
- Oh, my god!

00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:15,That's so cool!
- Yeah.

00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:18,- You know,
you deserve a vacation.

00:04:18,324 --> 00:04:20,- Thank you,
but it's not a vacation.

00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,I thought I'd move there
for a while.

00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:23,Change things up.

00:04:23,463 --> 00:04:24,I can do whatever I want.

00:04:24,664 --> 00:04:25,No schedule.

00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:28,Oh, god! Just be free!

00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,Maybe I'll change
my name to stacy

00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:31,And get a job as a barista.

00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:32,- I like stacy for you.

00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:34,- Thank you.
- Hold on a second.

00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:35,You're moving?

00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:37,Across the world?

00:04:37,143 --> 00:04:39,Well, it was nice
of you to let me know.

00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:44,- Uh, I didn't know what
I was gonna do, but I do now.

00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:46,And I'm not leaving
for a few weeks.

00:04:46,853 --> 00:04:48,- Come on, jay.
You're leaving too.

00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,- I'm going to college.

00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:52,It's different.

00:04:52,559 --> 00:04:55,I'd already researched
taco trucks near the school

00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:56,For when you come visit.

00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:57,- Good. Good, yeah.

00:04:57,864 --> 00:04:58,I can fly back sometimes.

00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:00,- It's not the same!

00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:02,You know, I don't know
why I'm surprised.

00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:04,I guess this is what you do.

00:05:04,504 --> 00:05:06,You leave.

00:05:06,706 --> 00:05:08,- Jay!

00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:11,[somber music]

00:05:11,211 --> 00:05:14,♪ ♪

00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,- Thank you, butler.

00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:19,- She'll be fine.
She just needs time to process.

00:05:19,185 --> 00:05:20,- Well, she doesn't seem fine.

00:05:20,887 --> 00:05:23,Girl's g***t a big old pole
up her a***e.

00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:24,- What do you want, judy?

00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:25,- Wait.

00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:35,[chuckles] I ran
out of room in my oven

00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,For my encyclopedias,

00:05:37,203 --> 00:05:40,So it's a good thing
you're skedaddling.

00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:43,But anyway, did you
clear out your closets yet?

00:05:43,643 --> 00:05:44,It's okay.

00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:46,I'll just throw all
your stuff on the bed.

00:05:52,619 --> 00:05:54,[curious music]

00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:57,- Jay was angry in your dream.

00:05:57,423 --> 00:05:59,- And judy had books.

00:05:59,426 --> 00:06:01,In a wagon.

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