3 Ninjas Knuckle Up 1995 Subtitles

00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:24,As always, this summer started
out with a trip to Grandpa's cabin.

00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:27,Grandpa said he'd teach us
how to fly like real ninjas.

00:00:27,161 --> 00:00:30,- Tum Tum, people can't fly.
- Ninjas can. Grandpa said so.

00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:32,Ah, he's just pulling your leg.

00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:35,We thought our summer would be really
boring, the way it started out.

00:00:35,569 --> 00:00:37,But boy, were we wrong.

00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:44,Pull over, Grandpa!

00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:47,Busted.

00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:50,Whoa!

00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:54,So much for peace and quiet.

00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:57,What's going on?
What's out there?

00:00:57,291 --> 00:01:00,Maybe a jackrabbit
with a bad attitude.

00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:04,Good afternoon.

00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:06,As you can see, there's a
good deal of confusion here,

00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:09,but one thing seems
quite clear to me.

00:01:09,203 --> 00:01:12,There's something very rotten
in the land of the eagles.

00:01:13,006 --> 00:01:15,Lousy Indians.
Nothing but trouble.

00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:17,Hey...

00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,Get that reporter out of here.

00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:23,- We don't want a lady here.
- Mr. Harding?

00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:26,This is no place
for you all to be.

00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:30,I understand your concerns, people,
but this isn't the way to do it.

00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:33,Give me that thing.

00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:35,You people get this
through your heads.

00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:38,This is not your land.

00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:41,This is my land. You
signed a lease!

00:01:41,135 --> 00:01:44,What I do with my
land is my business.

00:01:44,572 --> 00:01:49,Now you'd better get the hell out of here, or
I'm gonna have you arrested for trespassing.

00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:52,You're the one who should
be arrested, Jack Harding.

00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:55,Your business is
killing our people!

00:01:55,483 --> 00:01:58,No more dumping!
No more killing!

00:01:58,886 --> 00:02:01,Cool. Indians!

00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:04,All right. Get in there.
Start the trucks up.

00:02:11,232 --> 00:02:12,What's going on?

00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:15,I don't know, but it looks bad.

00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,Hey, that's my daughter! Jo?

00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:20,No more dumping!
No more killing!

00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:27,Come along, now. Keep moving!
Keep moving!

00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:29,Grandpa, let's go.

00:02:38,025 --> 00:02:41,Jack, call your boys off.
Let me handle this.

00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:45,Shut up. All right, Ron.
Dump it!

00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:51,Get back in there.

00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:16,Tum Tum.

00:03:25,673 --> 00:03:27,- Morning, Grandpa.
- Morning, Rocky.

00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:34,- Morning, Grandpa.
- Good morning, Colt.

00:03:37,451 --> 00:03:38,Tum Tum!

00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:40,I'm coming! I'm coming!

00:03:44,124 --> 00:03:47,There's no food in the
refrigerator, Grandpa.

00:03:48,195 --> 00:03:49,Pizza! Pizza!

00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:56,- I won't get any gas.
- Just get pepperoni.

00:03:56,504 --> 00:03:59,I'm not gonna get any
fishes on my pizza, okay?

00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:00,All right.

00:04:01,809 --> 00:04:03,First one in gets to order.

00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:05,Hey, wait up!

00:04:05,479 --> 00:04:07,Hurry up, Grandpa.

00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:11,You go on ahead. I'm gonna
get some groceries.

00:04:11,285 --> 00:04:12,Okay.

00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:17,- Pick up number 13.
- Yes!

00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,Pick up number 14.

00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:22,That's us.

00:04:23,664 --> 00:04:25,Well, go get it.

00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:37,Pick up number 15.

00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:42,Well, well.

00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:46,Lookie here what the
wind dragged in again.

00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:48,I told you to stop
following us around.

00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:51,Where's my father? What
did you do to him?

00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:54,I don't know what you're talking about.
Get outta here.

00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:55,Don't do that.

00:04:57,230 --> 00:05:00,Wait. No, no, this ain't right.

00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,She's just a little girl.

00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:06,- She's too young for beer.
- Let go of me!

00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,Why, you little...

00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:16,What? Anybody g***t a
problem with that?

00:05:19,387 --> 00:05:22,I said, anybody g***t a
problem with that?

00:05:22,222 --> 00:05:24,Yeah, I g***t a problem.

00:05:28,596 --> 00:05:30,Let me guess.

00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:33,You were too short for the
good rides at the carnival.

00:05:36,404 --> 00:05:39,What's so funny about that?

00:05:39,239 --> 00:05:42,Why don't you buttheads
just leave her alone?

00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:44,What did you say, punk?

00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:47,- I said, leave her alone.
- Buttheads.

00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:51,Come here, you little brats.

00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:54,I'm gonna have to teach
you some manners.

00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:08,Isn't it sad, though? Some kids
just won't learn, will they?

00:06:20,748 --> 00:06:22,Get them!

00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:42,Thank you.

00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:57,Kid! Now you're gonna get it!

00:06:58,652 --> 00:07:00,Boy, this pizza's boss!

00:07:03,791 --> 00:07:06,Can't you see I'm
trying to eat here?

00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:22,Yes.

00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:25,Look out!

00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:41,May I?

00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:44,I can't see! My eyes!

00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:04,I wouldn't touch
that if I were you.

00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:11,Hey, dude. Who taught
you how to walk?

00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,Colt! Don't!

00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:16,Colt, what the...

00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:20,Colt! Stop it!

00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:23,Tum Tum!

00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:24,Rocky!

00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:27,My pizza!

00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:29,- Don't fight.
- I'm not fighting.

00:08:29,577 --> 00:08:31,- What are you doing?
- Kicking butt.

00:08:31,812 --> 00:08:32,Well, stop it.

00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:38,I'll handle this.

00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:10,Shouldn't play with knives, man.
It's a bad example.

00:09:10,618 --> 00:09:12,You're right. Bad example.

00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,Get those kids!

00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:27,I'll get you for this!

00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:38,You guys are great!

00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:39,Where'd you learn that stuff?

00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,It's just something our
grandfather taught us.

00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:43,- Can you teach us, too?
- Is it hard to learn?

00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:45,- No...
- Yeah, it's pretty hard.

00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:47,What are your names?

00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:50,He's Rocky, he's Colt,
and I'm Tum Tum.

00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:52,They're our ninja names.

00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:53,You guys are ninjas?

00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:56,I thought ninjas were bad guys.

00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,Nah. There's good
ones and bad ones.

00:09:58,531 --> 00:09:59,Yeah, like dentists.

00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,Hey, grandpa. Over here!

00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:10,Did you see us cream those guys?

00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:12,We're leaving.

00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:14,But I haven't had my pizza yet!

00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,Wait...

00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:22,Yes, I understand.

00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,That's a good idea.

00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:28,The boys will be down there
first thing in the morning.

00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,You're welcome.

00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:37,You're gonna have to pay for the
damages to the pizza parlour.

00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:39,- Why?
- They started it, Grandpa.

00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,That's beside the point.
Let it be...

00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,A lesson to us.

00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:52,So you want to be
heroes, do you?

00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:57,- Maybe I should stop giving you ninja lessons.
- No!

00:10:57,691 --> 00:11:01,- You said we should help people in need.
- I did.

00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:04,But that's not what
I'm worried about.

00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:07,You're getting too cocky.
Sit down!

00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:12,Listen.

00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:16,You're helping others so
you can become heroes.

00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:20,That's not helping them,
that's helping yourselves.

00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,It's a lie.

00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:25,Now this.

00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:28,This is what I meant by the
correct path of a ninja.

00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,Flowers?

00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:35,See these beautiful flowers? You
must learn to be like them.

00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:37,You mean stand in
dirt and smell good?

00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:39,Very funny.

00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:42,Listen to the sound
of the flower.

00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,It could teach you how to
walk the correct path.

00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,Do they speak English?

00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,Listen to them.

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