Cagney and Lacey s04e15 Stress.eng Subtitles

00:01:31,970 --> 00:01:36,Integrated amplifier with five -band
equalizer, 100 watts per channel.

00:01:36,610 --> 00:01:37,Does that sound fantastic?

00:01:38,250 --> 00:01:39,Sounds expensive.

00:01:39,470 --> 00:01:40,Oh, it's on sale.

00:01:41,150 --> 00:01:46,$850 on 14th Street. If you ask me, $for a stereo is expensive.

00:01:47,250 --> 00:01:48,State of the art, Mary Beth.

00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:51,Sign me in, will you? Yeah.

00:01:52,950 --> 00:01:56,Look at this. There must be 600 people
downtown who do nothing but write memos.

00:01:57,130 --> 00:02:00,One thing about the police department,
they stay in touch.

00:02:00,390 --> 00:02:01,Retirement plan.

00:02:01,750 --> 00:02:02,Credit union.

00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:04,Uniform inspection.

00:02:06,550 --> 00:02:07,Look at this.

00:02:08,030 --> 00:02:10,Stress reduction encounter proof.

00:02:10,930 --> 00:02:11,You love that?

00:02:13,910 --> 00:02:14,That's this week.

00:02:14,961 --> 00:02:17,What's the stress reduction encounter
proof?

00:02:17,710 --> 00:02:21,Oh, it says right here. It helps you
deal with job -related stress of police

00:02:21,290 --> 00:02:22,work.

00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:25,Oh, well, thank you too much.

00:02:25,410 --> 00:02:26,I'd rather go skiing.

00:02:27,790 --> 00:02:30,Do you have the paperwork on the Mendoza
column?

00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:32,They can't do this. Do what?

00:02:32,950 --> 00:02:34,It's mandatory.

00:02:36,050 --> 00:02:37,Oh, I saw that.

00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:42,Apparently it's a pilot program they're
developing citywide for all departments.

00:02:42,171 --> 00:02:45,Well, I don't need someone to tell me
how to solve my problems, do you?

00:02:45,510 --> 00:02:49,Well, there have been studies done to
indicate that sharing your feelings

00:02:49,850 --> 00:02:54,your work with colleagues is a very
effective way of dealing with job

00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:56,stress. I'm stressed out.

00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:57,I jog.

00:02:57,920 --> 00:02:59,Three miles, I'm spaghetti.

00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,Peggy, Lacey.

00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:04,Talking about your feelings can't hurt
you, Christine.

00:03:05,491 --> 00:03:07,Morning, sir.

00:03:07,540 --> 00:03:10,Lieutenant, have you heard about this
stress reduction encounter group?

00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:13,Yeah, what about it? Well, we don't have
to attend that, do we? Yeah, it's

00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:16,mandatory. That's a very good idea, too,
I think.

00:03:16,291 --> 00:03:18,You do?

00:03:18,020 --> 00:03:19,Oh, absolutely, Peggy, sure.

00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:23,They started it a couple of years ago on
a voluntary basis, and...

00:03:24,060 --> 00:03:26,I attended a few of them. I found them
to be very helpful.

00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:28,Now, there it is.

00:03:28,740 --> 00:03:30,Here. This is from downtown.

00:03:31,940 --> 00:03:33,Seems we g***t a problem here.

00:03:33,740 --> 00:03:37,Apparently you two have piled up an
inordinate amount of overtime.

00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:38,Oh, yeah.

00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,Are they impressed?

00:03:40,580 --> 00:03:41,They're worried.

00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,It's fouling up the accounting system.

00:03:43,721 --> 00:03:46,Well, what exactly are we supposed to do
about this, then? Well, you take the

00:03:46,180 --> 00:03:48,rest of the day off today and a couple
of three -day weekends, and everybody's

00:03:48,860 --> 00:03:49,going to be happy.

00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,Lieutenant, we have a very heavy
caseload.

00:03:51,841 --> 00:03:55,Look, I don't like this any more than
you do, but you're screwing up the

00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:58,computer, so get out of here, will you,
the both of you. You mean go home, sir?

00:03:58,340 --> 00:04:00,I don't care where you go, just as long
as you sign out and disappear.

00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:01,Yes, sir.

00:04:01,580 --> 00:04:04,Well, couldn't we work and not put in
for it? I mean, it's ridiculous. We're

00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:05,already here.

00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:07,Cagney, what is wrong with a day off?

00:04:08,220 --> 00:04:12,Go to the park. Go to the movies. Go to
New Jersey. I don't care where you go,

00:04:12,361 --> 00:04:15,just as long as you're not here today,
because the New York City Police

00:04:15,260 --> 00:04:17,Department cannot afford to have you
here.

00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:19,Okay? Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.

00:04:22,860 --> 00:04:24,understand this department sometimes.

00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:29,I can think of worse things than a day
off, Christine. I'll get it.

00:04:30,460 --> 00:04:31,Pulsary days off.

00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:33,Pulsary group therapy.

00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:35,So what are you going to do?

00:04:36,660 --> 00:04:37,I don't know.

00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,Maybe I'll clean out the closet.

00:04:41,940 --> 00:04:44,I've been promising to do that for
months.

00:04:44,051 --> 00:04:47,Why don't you come with me to 14th
Street? We'll go to the stereo sale.

00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:48,No, thank you.

00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:49,Very bad.

00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:52,These sound systems can be very s***y.

00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:54,Maybe spice up your marriage.

00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:58,My marriage doesn't need spicing up.
Thank you.

00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,Think of it, Mary Beth.

00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:04,Harvey comes home.

00:05:05,620 --> 00:05:12,Johnny Mathis is on the stereo oozing
out 100 watts

00:05:12,420 --> 00:05:13,per channel.

00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:21,You slip into something casual and
Johnny's voice melts

00:05:21,220 --> 00:05:22,down the last.

00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:24,of Harvey's inhibition.

00:05:27,940 --> 00:05:30,You've been reading trashy books again,
Christine.

00:05:34,340 --> 00:05:35,Always worked for me.

00:05:35,391 --> 00:05:39,No, no, no, no. We'll slow down, Ellen,
but take a look over here.

00:05:39,020 --> 00:05:40,Sweetheart, let me show you something.

00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:44,The frequency response on this little
number is so awesome, it'll curl your

00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:45,toes.

00:05:45,811 --> 00:05:47,Is that so?

00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:48,Yeah, and I can give you a good price.

00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:50,Like $850?

00:05:50,341 --> 00:05:51,Hey, babe.

00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:53,You look like an intelligent woman.

00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:54,Let me level with you, all right?

00:05:55,220 --> 00:05:57,You wouldn't have wanted that stereo in
that air.

00:05:58,200 --> 00:05:59,It's a piece of junk.

00:06:01,620 --> 00:06:02,I'm telling you.

00:06:03,060 --> 00:06:07,How much is this one? Well, I don't have
the exact numbers on it. Hey, you look

00:06:07,460 --> 00:06:08,like an intelligent man.

00:06:08,661 --> 00:06:09,Take a guess.

00:06:09,700 --> 00:06:12,All right, let's see. You're going to
want the 10 -band equalizer, a cassette

00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:16,deck, at least 100 watts per channel.
Or, Fandex, maybe you're looking at $
00:06:16,300 --> 00:06:17,,400, $2 ,500.

00:06:17,900 --> 00:06:18,Tops, out the door.

00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:25,You always get people in here for an
$850 ad and film something for $2 ,500.

00:06:25,021 --> 00:06:29,Hey, babe, I told you. We're sold out of
the one you want. Come over. Let me

00:06:29,060 --> 00:06:30,show you this, baby.

00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:32,Hey, sweetheart, where are you going?
It's a good...

00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:28,Slowly. Farther.

00:07:31,740 --> 00:07:32,Slowly.

00:07:44,540 --> 00:07:47,I hope this Encana group doesn't get
touchy -feely.

00:07:47,781 --> 00:07:50,Hey, I hear they do it in the nude in
California.

00:07:50,250 --> 00:07:52,Fortunately, it's in New York.

00:07:53,670 --> 00:07:57,I do 100 push -ups every morning. You're
a wonderful person.

00:07:57,530 --> 00:07:58,Hey, little guy.

00:07:59,690 --> 00:08:00,You lost?

00:08:01,450 --> 00:08:02,Let's check your ID.

00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:04,What's that dog doing here?

00:08:05,010 --> 00:08:06,Just one hand, Lieutenant.

00:08:06,331 --> 00:08:07,Who's he belong to?

00:08:07,470 --> 00:08:08,I don't know.

00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:10,He's sitting down in the collar.

00:08:10,250 --> 00:08:11,Well, call a pound.

00:08:12,270 --> 00:08:14,Have him come pick my... Pound?

00:08:14,171 --> 00:08:17,Hey, come on, Lieutenant. You know what
they do to him at the pound.

00:08:17,310 --> 00:08:18,Let me try to find him a home.

00:08:19,570 --> 00:08:22,I'd take him, but my building doesn't...