Cagney and Lacey s04e21 Violation.eng Subtitles

00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,But I g***t them dead the right time.

00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:06,Any such deceit will never touch a New
York sidewalk again. Never.

00:00:06,860 --> 00:00:09,Not in our lifetimes. Hopefully not in
children's lifetimes.

00:00:10,020 --> 00:00:11,Nobody ever messed with me before.

00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:13,Mess with you? How do they mess with
you?

00:00:14,020 --> 00:00:15,How do you think?

00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:16,What are you going to do?

00:00:17,060 --> 00:00:18,Throw me in jail.

00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:22,It's hard to know what to do with a man
like me, isn't it? The public thinks

00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:24,that we're in the rehabilitation
business.

00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:26,Actually, we're in the zoo business.

00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:29,Never would have happened if you people
had done your job right.

00:02:30,740 --> 00:02:33,One thing bothers me, Edna. The
mortuary.

00:02:34,630 --> 00:02:39,I could be courting bad luck. Not to
worry. The place went broke during the

00:02:39,010 --> 00:02:42,administration. If it was still in
business, then it would be bad luck.

00:02:42,450 --> 00:02:44,Okay, I'll buy it. You already did.

00:02:44,650 --> 00:02:47,Besides, anything you buy from me is
good luck, guaranteed.

00:02:48,170 --> 00:02:49,All right.

00:02:50,810 --> 00:02:52,New bowling jacket, Marcus?

00:02:52,251 --> 00:02:55,Edna, will you get this garbage off my
desk?

00:02:55,010 --> 00:02:56,Clear the way for law and order, right?

00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:59,A thing of beauty, this tie.

00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:01,No, Edna. This tie is silk.

00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:04,This tie is hand -painted.

00:03:04,460 --> 00:03:06,This tie is you.

00:03:06,001 --> 00:03:07,Three bucks.

00:03:07,940 --> 00:03:09,She's right, Victor. That tie is you.

00:03:09,780 --> 00:03:11,Let me explain a personal rule of thumb.

00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:13,Does that pass the Barry Manilow test?

00:03:13,940 --> 00:03:14,The what test?

00:03:15,220 --> 00:03:17,The Barry Manilow test.

00:03:17,541 --> 00:03:19,Do you know who Barry Manilow is?

00:03:19,540 --> 00:03:21,What? You think I don't keep up?

00:03:22,100 --> 00:03:25,Sure, I know. He's the singer from
Brooklyn that loves Beatles, right?

00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:31,If Barry Manilow would wear it, then
Victor as Becky would wear it. And Barry

00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:34,Manilow. They'd never wear that tie.

00:03:42,420 --> 00:03:47,Hiya, Edna. How you doing? Better,
Midland. Hey, I g***t some bargains today.

00:03:47,620 --> 00:03:51,What you g***t? Some previously owned
pantyhose, maybe.

00:03:51,980 --> 00:03:53,Oh, no thanks.

00:03:53,220 --> 00:03:55,Edna Kiss, you're an amazing woman.

00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:59,This is an amazing woman. Do I know
that? Who else would turn in a stolen

00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:00,clip containing $500?

00:04:00,921 --> 00:04:05,I have to admit, it's unheard of human
behavior.

00:04:05,420 --> 00:04:06,Unheard of, especially here.

00:04:07,940 --> 00:04:10,Edna Kiss, the last honest person in New
York City.

00:04:11,260 --> 00:04:12,Jackie, Lizzie.

00:04:12,311 --> 00:04:14,I believe the lieutenant wants to see
us.

00:04:14,820 --> 00:04:15,Yes, sir.

00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:18,Hello, ma '**.

00:04:18,731 --> 00:04:22,We've g***t a missing person here, Dwayne
Patterson, a 16 -year -old boy. With due

00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:24,respect, sir, we're very backed up here.

00:04:24,900 --> 00:04:27,Congratulations. Now you're backed up
some more.

00:04:27,180 --> 00:04:30,He disappeared Friday night. This is
only Monday. We don't usually move this

00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:31,fast on a meeting.

00:04:31,611 --> 00:04:34,He hasn't even g***t a missing person's
number yet. Is there something special

00:04:34,220 --> 00:04:35,about this case, sir?

00:04:35,060 --> 00:04:38,Yeah, what's special is the parents.
They've been here all weekend.

00:04:38,431 --> 00:04:40,Night and day, they just don't want to
go away.

00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:41,So that's their job?

00:04:41,540 --> 00:04:42,Make them go away?

00:04:44,401 --> 00:04:47,Let's see what you can do for them, huh?

00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:50,They're nice people, the both of them.
They're teachers in the New York school

00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:54,system, and they've been shuffled around
here and ignored, and, well, they're

00:04:54,980 --> 00:04:56,scared sick.

00:04:56,300 --> 00:04:57,Yes, sir.

00:04:59,250 --> 00:05:03,No, he hasn't been upset or despondent.
No, he hasn't been in trouble with the

00:05:03,870 --> 00:05:06,police. No, he hasn't been in any
trouble with the school.

00:05:07,070 --> 00:05:10,Dwayne's straight A's. He's captain of
the football team.

00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:13,No, he doesn't take drugs. No, he hasn't
talked about suicide.

00:05:13,651 --> 00:05:16,Please, Mr. Patterson, we're doing our
best here. It's just that we have

00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:21,answered the same questions over and
over again all weekend.

00:05:21,631 --> 00:05:24,I'll tell you something else I've
repeated over a hundred times.

00:05:24,810 --> 00:05:26,Dwayne is not a runaway.

00:05:26,710 --> 00:05:28,How can you be so certain, Mr.
Patterson?

00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:32,When he left home, he was wearing a tux
and carrying a corsage.

00:05:32,861 --> 00:05:35,Does that sound like a runaway to you?

00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:36,No, sir, not to me.

00:05:37,100 --> 00:05:43,He was taking his girl to the school
prom, but he never arrived at her

00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:45,house. He just disappeared.

00:05:45,420 --> 00:05:46,Did he take the family car?

00:05:47,020 --> 00:05:48,No, he took a cab.

00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:49,Do you know what kind of cab?

00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:54,Like we said before, it was blue with
yellow letters.

00:05:55,020 --> 00:05:56,Suicide cab company?

00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:58,Yes. That's what the other detective
said.

00:06:00,020 --> 00:06:01,I don't know.

00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:04,Maybe this sounds corny.

00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:12,Maybe you hear this all the time, but...
Dwayne's the kind of a son that... a

00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,father thanks God for every single day
of his life.

00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:18,No, sir, it doesn't sound corny.

00:06:18,260 --> 00:06:19,And we don't hear it all the time.

00:06:20,620 --> 00:06:22,In fact, we don't hear it nearly enough.

00:06:22,940 --> 00:06:24,Please find our son.

00:06:29,159 --> 00:06:33,Please? Coleman bets the Chicago Cubs to
win the National League East, right? So

00:06:33,380 --> 00:06:37,I give him ridiculous odds. And what
happens? The Cubs win for the first time

00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:38,since 1945.

00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,I take Miami against San Francisco,
right?

00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:43,I get three points.

00:06:44,820 --> 00:06:48,Now, Marino has thrown 48 touchdown
passes this year, so I figure I'm in fat

00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:50,city. What happens?

00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:54,Marino gets sacked four times and throws
two interceptions.

00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:55,It was beautiful.

00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:57,Coleman is one lucky dude.

00:06:57,880 --> 00:06:58,Lucky or shrewd.

00:06:59,980 --> 00:07:05,I spend the whole day studying this one
particular fly, watching its comings and

00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:06,goings, right?

00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:11,It takes off and it lands, never staying
in one place more than 15 seconds.

00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:13,So I take Coleman.

00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:14,See that fly?

00:07:15,300 --> 00:07:19,I bet you 20 bucks the next place it
lands, it doesn't stay past 15 seconds.

00:07:19,220 --> 00:07:20,Uh -huh. He says, you're on.

00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,He takes out a sugar donut.

00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:24,He puts it on my desk.

00:07:24,990 --> 00:07:29,The fly takes off, lands on the sugar
donut, and spends the whole afternoon

00:07:29,330 --> 00:07:30,there.

00:07:30,830 --> 00:07:33,Like I said, it's rude.

00:07:34,710 --> 00:07:37,Now there's this money clip that Edna
gets, man.

00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:40,In 30 days, if nobody claims it, Edna
gets to keep it. That's a loss.

00:07:41,630 --> 00:07:45,What do you think the odds are of
somebody not claiming a money clip with

00:07:45,950 --> 00:07:47,in it?

00:07:47,470 --> 00:07:49,Long. You'd think so, wouldn't you?

00:07:49,750 --> 00:07:51,This is the 26th day.

00:07:52,020 --> 00:07:55,Four more days. You just watch. Edna
will be $500 richer and I'll be $
00:07:55,580 --> 00:07:56,poorer.

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