Cagney And Lacey Lottery Eng S05E04 Subtitles

At 00:00:00,001, Character said: My guy is a senior citizen living on a
government pension. Your guy works in a

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At 00:00:03,580, Character said: bar. Oh, right, he works in a bar, so
let's lock him up.

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At 00:00:06,880, Character said: Your guy turns out to be a convicted
confidence man.

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At 00:00:10,100, Character said: So I ** suing your department lady and
the lottery.

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At 00:00:14,060, Character said: You spent two million dollars in 11
months? You always like to play. I wish

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At 00:00:18,400, Character said: could be arrested right now and locked
away forever.

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At 00:00:20,920, Character said: Are you trying to confess, sir?

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At 00:00:22,460, Character said: Would you like us to call your attorney?

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At 00:00:24,020, Character said: You let the suspect tip you down? We
both agree that he's innocent. Let's

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At 00:00:27,000, Character said: so. Nice doggy. I g***t a bad s***t
somewhere.

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At 00:02:33,869, Character said: Oh, this is awful, Christine.

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At 00:02:37,730, Character said: It wasn't just the one charity. I had a
whole lot of other receipts in here.

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At 00:02:41,410, Character said: I told you not to do your own taxes.

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At 00:02:44,470, Character said: No wonder you're being ordered.

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At 00:02:46,150, Character said: Thank you, Christine.

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At 00:02:47,730, Character said: I never, ever do my own taxes. Well, you
usually have a man to them, but... Yes,

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At 00:02:53,051, Character said: Victor? You're getting ordered, huh?

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At 00:02:54,830, Character said: No kidding.

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At 00:02:55,881, Character said: No kidding.

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At 00:02:57,510, Character said: By the IRS?

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At 00:02:58,561, Character said: No, Victor, they're being audited by the
Department of Agriculture.

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At 00:03:01,770, Character said: Hey,

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At 00:03:02,821, Character said: Cagney, I g***t a question for you.

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At 00:03:04,410, Character said: If you could have any dog that you
wanted, what kind of dog would you pick?

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At 00:03:08,110, Character said: This is a trick question.

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At 00:03:09,570, Character said: No, really, the annual dog show at the
garden opens this week.

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At 00:03:12,641, Character said: It's just out of my mind. Victor, you've
never been interested in dog shows.

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At 00:03:16,990, Character said: Sometimes I'd like to do it. What is
this, one of those personality tests out

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At 00:03:19,830, Character said: your magazines?

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At 00:03:20,770, Character said: You ask me what kind of dog I like, and
I say, oh, a Doberman Pinscher. And

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At 00:03:24,430, Character said: you'll say, hey, guys, Cagney. Jagney
just said a Doberman feature.

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At 00:03:27,730, Character said: No, no, it's really just for me.

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At 00:03:29,490, Character said: Hey, call me.

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At 00:03:30,810, Character said: Jagney said Doberman feature.

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At 00:03:38,990, Character said: Anyway.

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At 00:03:40,041, Character said: What happened with your tax man?

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At 00:03:42,950, Character said: Oh, he g***t off probation. I moved to
South Carolina.

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At 00:03:46,670, Character said: Off probation?

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At 00:03:48,190, Character said: You had an ex -con doing your taxes?

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At 00:03:50,171, Character said: He was a very good worker, Christina. We
never g***t ordered it before.

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At 00:03:53,710, Character said: I was very worried.

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At 00:03:54,761, Character said: Peggy, Lacey.

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At 00:03:55,870, Character said: Good morning, sir.

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At 00:03:56,850, Character said: Huh? Good morning.

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At 00:03:58,810, Character said: Oh, yeah, good morning.

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At 00:04:00,130, Character said: Listen, you two are up. Just took a call
about a crime at the lottery office.

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At 00:04:04,230, Character said: I see Mrs.

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At 00:04:05,291, Character said: Burnside there. What kind of crime?

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At 00:04:07,670, Character said: She said she would explain to the
detectives when they get there.

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At 00:04:10,790, Character said: So get there.

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At 00:04:12,730, Character said: Yes, sir.

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At 00:04:13,781, Character said: Lotteries are held all over the country,
all over the world. Why does this have

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At 00:04:17,950, Character said: to happen to me?

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At 00:04:18,950, Character said: Bet the state lotteries never had this
problem.

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At 00:04:21,490, Character said: Now, what exactly is it that happened?

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At 00:04:23,891, Character said: particular lottery was drawn almost one
full year ago and two winners were paid

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At 00:04:30,270, Character said: already. Two million apiece. We put out
a news release that the time limit is

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At 00:04:35,650, Character said: almost up and now these two men are each
presenting winning tickets.

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At 00:04:41,450, Character said: So good for them, right? They both get
two million dollars.

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At 00:04:44,970, Character said: The problem is there were only three
winning tickets printed. One of those

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At 00:04:49,690, Character said: men out there is attempting to
perpetrate a fraud.

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At 00:05:08,310, Character said: So, then after Charlene died, I had to
sell everything, you know, to pay the

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At 00:05:12,310, Character said: doctors, and I moved into the projects.

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At 00:05:16,110, Character said: What a nice neighborhood.

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At 00:05:17,371, Character said: I see, sir.

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At 00:05:18,510, Character said: And you, uh, you purchased a ticket at
your local newsstand?

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At 00:05:21,770, Character said: Yeah, I must have.

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At 00:05:22,821, Character said: I mean, doesn't it say on the ticket,
isn't there a special code or something?

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At 00:05:26,310, Character said: Well, I don't know, but, uh, if there
is, we'll check on that, too.

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At 00:05:33,030, Character said: Now you say you g***t this ticket as a
gift?

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At 00:05:35,330, Character said: Oh, yeah, it's a funny story.

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At 00:05:37,470, Character said: See, this bar I work in, the glide -in,
gets sort of a mixed bunch.

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At 00:05:41,690, Character said: So this guy, his name is Tommy.

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At 00:05:44,130, Character said: He comes in a few months back. He has a
couple of belts.

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At 00:05:47,510, Character said: And then he reaches in his pocket to
give me a tip. Only thing, he's flat

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At 00:05:51,870, Character said: -busted, see?

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At 00:05:52,850, Character said: I see. Yeah, so all he had is this old
lottery ticket, all gummy and wrinkled

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At 00:05:57,410, Character said: up. Forgot he even had it. Then he gives
it to me as a tip, which I saw.

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At 00:06:02,810, Character said: So I g***t it framed and hung it over the
bar.

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At 00:06:06,590, Character said: The worst tip I ever g***t. Can you beat
that?

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At 00:06:13,210, Character said: Oh, it's good.

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At 00:06:14,330, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:06:16,230, Character said: There's nothing wrong, is there,
officer? I do get the money, don't I?

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At 00:06:19,970, Character said: sir, when it do get paid.

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At 00:06:21,310, Character said: But we have to clear up a few things
first, all right?

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At 00:06:24,690, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:06:26,050, Character said: Now, you had this ticket all along, and
you didn't know it.

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At 00:06:29,430, Character said: It's lucky I never throw anything away.

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At 00:06:31,990, Character said: Hey, Tommy, do you remember his last
name?

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At 00:06:35,160, Character said: Listen, if you glide in and you ask a
guy his last name, he don't come back.

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At 00:06:41,240, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:06:43,920, Character said: No last name.

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At 00:06:46,320, Character said: And you missed the drawing on TV.

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At 00:06:48,500, Character said: I don't have a TV.

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At 00:06:49,641, Character said: There's one down at the senior center,
but I don't like to go down there after

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At 00:06:52,960, Character said: dark. Uh -huh. What about the newspaper?

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At 00:06:55,360, Character said: Well, I had to let my subscription run
out. It was too much money.

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At 00:06:58,680, Character said: And I don't have any friends or family
even to tell me.

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At 00:07:01,661, Character said: That is a winning number, isn't it?

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At 00:07:05,120, Character said: Oh, yes, sir. It's the right number.

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At 00:07:07,060, Character said: Oh, boy.

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At 00:07:09,240, Character said: You know, I always managed to get by,
you know, but, well, 40 years with the U

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At 00:07:13,780, Character said: .S. Postal Service, I always thought
that would be enough with my pension and

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At 00:07:17,400, Character said: all.

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At 00:07:19,780, Character said: Funny it sure isn't.

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At 00:07:22,580, Character said: Sir, um, forgive me for asking this, but
I was wondering, if you have so little

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At 00:07:27,940, Character said: money, sir, how is it that you can
afford to buy all these lottery tickets?

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At 00:07:31,750, Character said: Well, it's probably foolish, I know, but
no man's g***t to have a dream.

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At 00:07:39,830, Character said: Yes, sir.

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At 00:07:43,890, Character said: Oh, why does this have to happen to me?
I'm not a bad person.

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At 00:07:48,790, Character said: What did I do to deserve this?

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At 00:07:50,231, Character said: It'll work out, Mrs. Burnside. Now, let
me ask you something. Don't the tickets

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At 00:07:53,570, Character said: have a magnetic strip on them like a
credit card to prevent forgery?

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At 00:07:57,211, Character said: No, that was the old lottery. The new
ones just have the computer code number.

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At 00:08:01,200, Character said: That's why this is such a mess.

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At 00:08:02,781, Character said: Wait, wait. Why can't the two tickets be
verified on the computer?

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At 00:08:06,220, Character said: Because the computer dumped the coding
data. I beg your pardon? Dumped. Erased.

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At 00:08:10,940, Character said: Happened about ten months ago.

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