Captain Butler Jailhouse Crock Eng S01E06 Subtitles

At 00:00:07,340, Character said: All right, calm down, now, lads. Calm
down, fellas. Chorus coming up. Here we

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At 00:00:11,160, Character said: go.

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At 00:00:31,780, Character said: Well, that's... A fair successful
robbery, and it went like a dream. Aye,

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At 00:00:38,580, Character said: well done to you, Master Roger, for
sneaking in through the porthole. And

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At 00:00:43,120, Character said: for carrying out the safe single
-handedly. Well done to you two, both of

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At 00:00:46,821, Character said: for dispatching those two guards with
your wooden arse. And you were... Well

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At 00:00:50,460, Character said: done to you, sir, for staying behind and
looking after the boats. Yes, Captain,

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At 00:00:54,420, Character said: well looked after the boat.

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At 00:00:56,180, Character said: Thanks a lot for the aid, Ramon, but I
stuck at it. But I want you lads to

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At 00:00:59,941, Character said: If anything had gone wrong out there, I
would have bust a gut to get you lads

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At 00:01:02,880, Character said: out. Aye, you would as well.

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At 00:01:04,660, Character said: Good old sir.

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At 00:01:05,820, Character said: Let's have a look at the booty.

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At 00:01:07,460, Character said: Hey.

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At 00:01:08,880, Character said: Gone signet ring.

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At 00:01:10,400, Character said: Fair enough.

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At 00:01:11,451, Character said: Diamond bracelet.

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At 00:01:13,400, Character said: Lovely.

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At 00:01:15,160, Character said: Stainless steel St. Christopher.

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At 00:01:17,280, Character said: You can have that, Rog.

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At 00:01:18,361, Character said: All right, lads. Why don't we divide all
this into blocks?

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At 00:01:21,620, Character said: I'll take all the fiddly stuff, like the
gold, the money and the diamonds.

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At 00:01:24,980, Character said: And you guys can share all the, um, all
the wooden items.

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At 00:01:27,560, Character said: What?

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At 00:01:30,160, Character said: There you go, lad.

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At 00:01:31,700, Character said: What is this?

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At 00:01:33,160, Character said: This is something incredibly special and
expensive.

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At 00:01:36,611, Character said: What is it, Cliff?

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At 00:01:38,660, Character said: It's a Fabergé egg, Captain. There you
go.

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At 00:01:40,771, Character said: Fabergé egg. One of the best aftershaves
money can buy.

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At 00:01:43,540, Character said: And a little bottle, too.

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At 00:01:45,520, Character said: Oh, wow. Thanks, Captain.

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At 00:01:46,981, Character said: We're rich.

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At 00:01:47,880, Character said: Aye. Oh, that's... I'm off to Tahiti.

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At 00:01:50,800, Character said: Spend the rest of your day sunning me
top.

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At 00:01:53,100, Character said: sandwiched between several sun -kissed
sweethearts, sunbathing on a diet of

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At 00:01:57,580, Character said: s***x, sand and cellulite.

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At 00:02:00,060, Character said: Here's the future.

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At 00:02:01,111, Character said: The future.

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At 00:02:02,380, Character said: And who said piracy doesn't pay?

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At 00:02:05,860, Character said: This is the Royal Navy.

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At 00:02:07,500, Character said: You're on arrest for piracy.

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At 00:02:09,520, Character said: Come out with your hands up.

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At 00:02:11,480, Character said: Captain, we're surrounded.

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At 00:02:13,240, Character said: Oh, Christ. Shall we stand and fight?

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At 00:02:15,720, Character said: No, let's stop and think.

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At 00:02:17,320, Character said: Come on.

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At 00:02:20,750, Character said: Oh, Captain, it's OK. Ha, ha, ha. Disho,
disho, disho.

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At 00:02:23,970, Character said: Look at our horses kick, lads.

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At 00:02:27,210, Character said: Oh, bollocks.

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At 00:02:28,431, Character said: All right, lads, now remember, we've g***t
nothing on us, so we admit to nothing,

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At 00:02:35,330, Character said: all right?

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At 00:02:36,050, Character said: Gentlemen, you are pirates, are you not?

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At 00:02:38,890, Character said: Aye, we are.

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At 00:02:41,090, Character said: No. No, we're not.

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At 00:02:42,830, Character said: No. No. No, we're not. Yes, we are.

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At 00:02:45,810, Character said: You are.

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At 00:02:47,270, Character said: We are. We are, yes.

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At 00:02:49,240, Character said: And you are accused of attacking a ship
and stealing its valuables. How do you

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At 00:02:53,500, Character said: plead? Guilty. Absolutely.

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At 00:02:55,420, Character said: Guilty as sea.

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At 00:02:56,580, Character said: No, no, we're not guilty.

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At 00:02:59,380, Character said: No, no, we're not guilty.

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At 00:03:02,560, Character said: Not guilty -ish.

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At 00:03:07,400, Character said: Gentlemen, you plead not guilty -ish.

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At 00:03:11,100, Character said: You'll be held in remand.

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At 00:03:12,720, Character said: Your trial takes place one week from
today.

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At 00:03:15,620, Character said: Next. Nice defence, lad.

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At 00:03:20,700, Character said: You knob.

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At 00:03:24,320, Character said: Here, Smiler. Want to see my puppy?

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At 00:03:27,311, Character said: Good Lord.

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At 00:03:29,220, Character said: Have you seen what that man's doing?
Yeah, leave him to his own devices.

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At 00:03:33,180, Character said: Are you going to be the daddy on this
here wing, or what?

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At 00:03:39,280, Character said: No, Bolson. I'm more likely to be the
mummy.

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At 00:03:43,870, Character said: They can't lock it up.

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At 00:03:45,690, Character said: We won't take this lying down.

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At 00:03:47,650, Character said: We'll take this whatever way they want
to give it to us. Lying down, sitting

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At 00:03:51,511, Character said: bent double with our heads between our
knees, a lump of lard between our

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At 00:03:54,450, Character said: buttocks, bleating jet like a frightened
goat.

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At 00:03:56,951, Character said: What we're not going to do is draw
attention to ourselves. I can't take

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At 00:04:00,490, Character said: anymore, you screws.

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At 00:04:01,650, Character said: I'll go mad, I'll go mad. All right, I'm
going to take off all my clothes and

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At 00:04:07,070, Character said: cover this entire cell in poo.

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At 00:04:11,230, Character said: You sodding will not.

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At 00:04:13,011, Character said: Look, we're only on remands. If we shut
up and smile sweetly, we'll be out of

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At 00:04:17,529, Character said: here in a couple of days.

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At 00:04:19,790, Character said: Cliff. Captain.

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At 00:04:21,150, Character said: The men aren't taking this very well,
Cliff. I thought you could sing us a

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At 00:04:25,650, Character said: and cheer us up a bit.

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At 00:04:26,630, Character said: Very good idea, Captain.

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At 00:04:31,910, Character said: Smile, don't ask me why.

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At 00:04:35,190, Character said: We're going to D -I -E, die.

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At 00:04:38,610, Character said: We're going to die in this cell. Cliff,
Cliff. When we die... Cliff.

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At 00:04:43,340, Character said: Have you g***t anything a bit more up
-tempo?

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At 00:04:45,511, Character said: Up -tempo, Captain? Yeah, you know, put
a swing in it for the white folks.

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At 00:04:48,340, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:04:50,000, Character said: One, two, one, two, three. We're going
to die in this cell. When we die, we're

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At 00:04:54,900, Character said: going to die. No, I can't take it.
You're going to die. I can't take it.

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At 00:04:57,420, Character said: going to die. Shut your mouth.

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At 00:04:58,860, Character said: Shut your mouth.

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At 00:04:59,911, Character said: We're going to die.

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At 00:05:01,160, Character said: Shut your mouth.

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At 00:05:02,300, Character said: Excuse me.

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At 00:05:04,380, Character said: Could you keep the noise down, please? I
** trying to rest.

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At 00:05:07,720, Character said: Look, sir, an inmate. Inmate?

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At 00:05:09,760, Character said: All right, Art, shut your mouth.

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At 00:05:13,290, Character said: All right, mate. Your name's Butler.

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At 00:05:15,550, Character said: Captain Butler of the high seas.

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At 00:05:17,990, Character said: We're pirates, we are.

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At 00:05:19,271, Character said: See him?

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At 00:05:20,890, Character said: That is Roger Mad Dog Crumsby.

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At 00:05:23,410, Character said: And that one?

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At 00:05:24,930, Character said: That's a deal completely off his rocker,
Kumar.

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At 00:05:28,610, Character said: We're mad, we are.

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At 00:05:29,910, Character said: In fact, we're so mad, sometimes we
just, like, sit around and laugh for no

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At 00:05:35,070, Character said: reason. Don't we, lads?

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At 00:05:39,810, Character said: What about you, pal? What's your name?

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At 00:05:42,330, Character said: Uh, my name, huh?

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At 00:05:43,850, Character said: They, uh, they call me Mr. Perkis.

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At 00:05:47,510, Character said: Perkis, eh?

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At 00:05:48,990, Character said: Is that Mean Machine Perkis?

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At 00:05:51,470, Character said: No. Good.

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At 00:05:52,691, Character said: So you're not cut up your family and pop
them under the floorboards, Perkis,

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At 00:05:56,310, Character said: then? No.

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At 00:05:57,610, Character said: I, uh, I did have a nickname once.

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At 00:05:59,891, Character said: Oh, yeah?

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At 00:06:00,990, Character said: Yeah. They called me Marbles Perkis.

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At 00:06:05,810, Character said: Marbles, eh?

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At 00:06:07,070, Character said: What is that?

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At 00:06:08,270, Character said: I used to collect marbles.

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At 00:06:11,760, Character said: How long have you been banged up for,
Marbles?

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At 00:06:14,180, Character said: I beg your pardon?

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At 00:06:15,441, Character said: You know, how long have you been eating
porridge?

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At 00:06:17,440, Character said: About 30 years.

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At 00:06:18,940, Character said: 30 years?

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