Chance In A Million s01e02 Honour Thy Father.eng Subtitles

00:00:02,310 --> 00:00:04,Here I go again.

00:00:04,590 --> 00:00:07,I hear the trumpet blow again.

00:00:08,470 --> 00:00:11,All of love blow again.

00:00:11,650 --> 00:00:14,Taking a chance on love.

00:00:15,730 --> 00:00:18,Things are mending now.

00:00:18,890 --> 00:00:21,I see a rainbow blending now.

00:00:22,670 --> 00:00:25,Feel of a happy ending now.

00:00:25,690 --> 00:00:29,Taking, taking a chance on love.

00:00:33,620 --> 00:00:34,Ah.

00:00:37,460 --> 00:00:40,I'm afraid it could take a while. Was it
urgent?

00:00:40,161 --> 00:00:42,No, I'm just promised to phone a friend.
Don't like to let her down.

00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,I see.

00:00:44,020 --> 00:00:46,It's a bit tricky at the moment. We're
going for the record, you see.

00:00:46,860 --> 00:00:51,Ah. I would offer to get out, but it
took us about an hour to get in like

00:00:51,981 --> 00:00:53,Quite understand.

00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:54,No, probably go to town to do it.

00:00:54,860 --> 00:00:56,But before you go... Yes?

00:00:56,500 --> 00:01:01,Could you just put this leg in the grey
leg warmer? Yes. Could you just tuck it

00:01:01,300 --> 00:01:02,behind the...

00:01:02,350 --> 00:01:04,White, bobbly hat? Yes, yes, please.

00:01:05,650 --> 00:01:10,Thank you so much. Not at all, not at
all. Oh, you will be careful how you

00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:13,the door, won't you? If it slams, it
lands right on Jocelyn's chest.

00:01:14,290 --> 00:01:16,Ah, yes, I'll avoid that at all costs.

00:01:22,610 --> 00:01:23,Oh,

00:01:29,190 --> 00:01:30,pull yourself together, Doreen.

00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:35,Coming back home in a brand new fur coat
doesn't necessarily mean that she's

00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:37,done anything that... Oh, Lord.

00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:41,Whatever she's done, she's still our
daughter.

00:01:41,260 --> 00:01:43,Oh, I blame myself for all this, you
know.

00:01:43,380 --> 00:01:47,Letting her come to live in town like
this. Going out to dinner with a man

00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:49,never met before. And we certainly
haven't met.

00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:51,Staying out till all hours.

00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:56,3 .37 by that nice digital alarm clock
radio we give her for Christmas.

00:01:56,720 --> 00:02:00,Coming home with a fur coat and in a
police car and... And the shoes.

00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:02,Oh, my gorgeous shoes.

00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:07,Alison, Alison, Alison, dear, would I
have a little word with you, please?

00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:08,Oh, no.

00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:10,Oh, what time is it?

00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:11,Oh, 8 .48.

00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:13,Oh.

00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:17,Oh, Daddy, you'll never believe what
happened to me last night. The shoes,

00:02:17,541 --> 00:02:20,Daddy. Yes, I think perhaps you and I
ought to have a little chat, Alison.

00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:23,Oh, can't you wait till later, Daddy? I
shall be late for work.

00:02:23,300 --> 00:02:24,Ask her about the shoes.

00:02:25,180 --> 00:02:26,Oh, what's wrong with my shoes?

00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:31,Custard. Custard? Yes, there's custard
and truffle all over your shoes. You

00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:32,haven't noticed it.

00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:36,Yes, it's in your head, it's down your
front. It's everywhere.

00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:42,We're not simple, you know, Alison. We
read the newspapers. We know what goes

00:02:42,340 --> 00:02:43,at these big town parties.

00:02:43,980 --> 00:02:46,It wasn't anything at all like that.

00:02:47,020 --> 00:02:52,It was just a series of coincidences,
really. Sometimes they happen to him all

00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:54,the time. Oh, so that's his name, is it,
Tom?

00:02:54,460 --> 00:02:55,Tom.

00:02:58,640 --> 00:02:59,I went to work this morning.

00:03:00,580 --> 00:03:01,Oh, well, I'd better hurry.

00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:05,I g***t back so late last night, I didn't
even have time to take my coats off.

00:03:08,140 --> 00:03:09,Oh, Mum, good God.

00:03:11,860 --> 00:03:16,Yes, it was really just another one of
Tom's coincidences.

00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:20,She's a tearaway, that one. I've always
said so.

00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:22,She's wild, passionate, e***c.

00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:24,She gets it all from you, you know.

00:03:33,941 --> 00:03:35,The dress bag.

00:03:35,670 --> 00:03:37,Still all right without it?

00:03:37,170 --> 00:03:38,Yes.

00:03:38,630 --> 00:03:40,Not too much trouble from police?

00:03:41,130 --> 00:03:43,No. Good, good.

00:03:44,890 --> 00:03:47,Sorry about the phone call. Had some
problems.

00:03:47,181 --> 00:03:48,Missed you.

00:03:48,250 --> 00:03:51,Oh, did you? Just by about five minutes.
Odd thing. G***t a woman.

00:03:52,630 --> 00:03:53,Told her my name.

00:03:54,110 --> 00:03:55,Burst into tears.

00:03:55,330 --> 00:03:56,Oh, that'd be mummy.

00:03:56,381 --> 00:03:58,I've g***t my parents staying with me at
the moment.

00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:00,Worried about last night.

00:04:00,050 --> 00:04:02,They're particularly worried about the
custard.

00:04:02,330 --> 00:04:04,Custard? Yes, my shoes are full of it.

00:04:12,910 --> 00:04:14,Hello, hello, hello.

00:04:14,830 --> 00:04:18,This is Sidney Gosselthwaite
broadcasting on a telepathic wavelength.

00:04:19,430 --> 00:04:24,If there is a psychic master in the
vicinity who can hear me, maybe he would

00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:26,reveal his presence by scratching his
right ear.

00:04:27,050 --> 00:04:32,I say again, by scratching his right...
What's wrong with you?

00:04:34,130 --> 00:04:35,Explain things.

00:04:35,570 --> 00:04:39,Apologise. They've g***t nothing to
apologise for, Tom. It's their own

00:04:39,690 --> 00:04:43,They just won't seem to realise that I'm
a grown... woman now, with a woman's

00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:45,body and a woman's feelings.

00:04:45,731 --> 00:04:49,They seem to think that just because I'm
a librarian, I don't know what the real

00:04:49,730 --> 00:04:50,world's all about.

00:04:50,870 --> 00:04:53,Well, we see the seeming side of life
too, you know.

00:04:54,390 --> 00:04:56,There's things that go on in this
library.

00:04:56,891 --> 00:05:00,I mean, it's not all helping little
children find the Millie Molly Mandy

00:05:00,750 --> 00:05:01,I can tell you.

00:05:02,190 --> 00:05:06,Really? There are certain sort of men
who have very strange feelings for lady

00:05:06,850 --> 00:05:07,librarians.

00:05:08,110 --> 00:05:11,They leave little messages in the pages
of returned books.

00:05:11,820 --> 00:05:13,I found two already today.

00:05:14,780 --> 00:05:16,Hello, hello, hello.

00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:18,Sidney Gosselthwaite here again.

00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:21,Your disciple awaits, oh master of the
psychic forces.

00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:23,Please tell me what I must do.

00:05:24,940 --> 00:05:26,Extraordinary. One who wrote this.

00:05:26,940 --> 00:05:28,How old? Which one's that?

00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:34,Please take off all your clothes and
meet me behind the dinosaur shelves.

00:05:41,791 --> 00:05:49,Just terribly old -fashioned. But I
don't like to feel that they're upset in

00:05:49,060 --> 00:05:52,way. I'd like to make amends somehow,
arrange possible meetings.

00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:55,There's a library then. Excuse me, can I
help you, madam?

00:05:55,311 --> 00:05:58,Public library, is it? That is correct,
yes. And they're all free, right?

00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:02,Well, if you reside within the borough
area, yes. Good. Then here's the one for

00:06:02,580 --> 00:06:05,a 69 cap, please send it to 600 GT.

00:06:05,521 --> 00:06:07,Oh, I'm sorry, what's that?

00:06:07,220 --> 00:06:10,It's a worker or what? It's a book you
doth burn for.

00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:11,Oh, a motor manual?

00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:14,Aye, and none of that side -valve crap
either.

00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:18,talking high -lift cans here. Ah, well,
it's the children's section, madam. You

00:06:18,780 --> 00:06:19,need do it yourself.

00:06:20,060 --> 00:06:21,You do it yourself?

00:06:21,860 --> 00:06:23,It's with your bloody papers.

00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:26,And make sure it's a bloody 69 version.

00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:28,Excuse me, excuse me.

00:06:28,740 --> 00:06:31,No need for language in front of the
lady.

00:06:31,620 --> 00:06:34,You keep out of this, Jimmy, if you want
to get home tonight.

00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:38,It's you in it, it is.

00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:40,It is, it's you in it.

00:06:41,260 --> 00:06:42,It isn't, it isn't.

00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:48,I've g***t your...