Chance In A Million s03e01 Goodbye Mr Henstridge.eng Subtitles

00:00:08,569 --> 00:00:11,Here I go again.

00:00:11,330 --> 00:00:14,I hear the trumpet blow again.

00:00:15,010 --> 00:00:18,Oh, what a blow again.

00:00:18,350 --> 00:00:20,Taking a chance on love.

00:00:22,310 --> 00:00:25,Here I slide again.

00:00:25,530 --> 00:00:28,About to take that ride again.

00:00:30,250 --> 00:00:32,Starry -eyed again.

00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:46,It's hard to believe he's gone, Tom.

00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,Certainly is.

00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:49,Oh, poor Mr.

00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:53,Henstridge. I mean, I know he was
getting on a bit when he started at the

00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:59,library, but, you know, it's still...
Always sad business, Alison. Old friends

00:00:59,540 --> 00:01:00,pegging out.

00:01:01,180 --> 00:01:03,Your throw. We were more than just
friends, Tom.

00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:09,Well, not much more, of course, because
of his legs, but I think we had a very

00:01:09,220 --> 00:01:10,special rapport.

00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:15,I mean, after all, Tom, apart from you,
he was the only other man in my life.

00:01:15,820 --> 00:01:18,Impossible. Well, not if you're a slow
starter, Tom.

00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:25,No, no, your batsman, Jermaine Greer,
just hit another six off Alec Bedford.

00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:27,Why would I be allowed to keep this?

00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:30,I'd like to have something to remember
him by.

00:01:30,980 --> 00:01:36,Ah, yes. Earlier, Miss Henstridge's
sister on phone said welcome to it.

00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:38,I've been wondering what it was.

00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:42,Well, I think Mr Henstridge used to keep
things in it at the library, but it's

00:01:42,780 --> 00:01:43,also a gramophone.

00:01:44,180 --> 00:01:50,He used to play... When I'm calling
you... Do

00:01:50,780 --> 00:01:53,you know it?

00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:54,No.

00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:57,Well, it was our very special tune.

00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:02,He used to say if ever he was
overwhelmed by physical passion for me,

00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:07,that tune, and if we were in company, I
could signify my assent by just crossing

00:02:07,580 --> 00:02:10,my legs. He never did hum it, of course.

00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:12,No ball?

00:02:12,980 --> 00:02:15,Well, either that or he couldn't
remember the tune.

00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:22,Tom,

00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:26,are you sure it's wise to drink all that
before bedtime?

00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:31,They did something. Settle stomach.

00:02:32,670 --> 00:02:33,Did Mr.

00:02:33,721 --> 00:02:35,Hendricks say on the phone how it
happened?

00:02:35,690 --> 00:02:37,Yes, yes. Sad business.

00:02:37,550 --> 00:02:42,Drowned. Drowned? He was in a nursing
home for a hip replacement, Tom.

00:02:42,890 --> 00:02:46,Apparently, let himself out at three o
'clock in the morning, trying to get

00:02:46,710 --> 00:02:49,across river to back of nurse's hostel.

00:02:50,230 --> 00:02:53,Flotation bags on walking frame gave
way.

00:02:56,630 --> 00:02:58,Found next morning.

00:02:58,590 --> 00:03:02,Rose in his teeth, box of milk trays
still under his arm.

00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:05,Set alarm for 5 .30, all right.

00:03:05,850 --> 00:03:08,But it's only two hours till he's born,
isn't it?

00:03:08,590 --> 00:03:11,Would be, normally, yes. Unfortunately,
I have to bypass Surrey.

00:03:12,290 --> 00:03:16,Why? Well, not entirely my fault. G***t
caught up in civil defence alert once.

00:03:16,891 --> 00:03:21,Entire local council trapped in nuclear
bunker for the best part of the

00:03:21,050 --> 00:03:22,fortnight.

00:03:22,230 --> 00:03:25,Promised Chief Constable wouldn't go
there until his retirement.

00:03:26,830 --> 00:03:27,1997.

00:03:31,210 --> 00:03:32,Well...

00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:05,Pint of lager before bedtime.

00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:10,Absolutely disastrous.

00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:17,Well, that's what it says here, Tom.

00:04:17,940 --> 00:04:22,It's not disagreeing, Alison. It just
doesn't look much like A34.

00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:27,I thought that flash flood washing away
Junction 14 had g***t me confused.

00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:30,Perhaps we should just push on.

00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:32,Push on much more into this, likely
to...

00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:40,need team of huskies idea suggest

00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:46,we go

00:04:46,540 --> 00:04:52,back along the path take right at t
junction try

00:04:52,980 --> 00:04:59,to pick up bypass sutton scotney at
crossroads

00:04:59,060 --> 00:05:00,right

00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:05,Just wish there was someone we could
ask.

00:05:05,460 --> 00:05:07,A lot of people do ask, Alison.

00:05:08,660 --> 00:05:10,Someone up the tree.

00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,Tom?

00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,You ought to see this, George.

00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:19,What's happening?

00:05:19,380 --> 00:05:23,He's pushed her to the ground now and
he's rubbing his little chest all over

00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:24,her.

00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:28,What the forestry superintendent gets up
to is no business of ours.

00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:30,Just keep watching the nest.

00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:36,If anything went wrong this time, I
couldn't take it. I just couldn't take

00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:42,Lockgarden was nine years ago, George.
It was one little accident, and the few

00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:45,people who ever heard about it have
completely forgotten it by now.

00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:48,Forgotten? Forgotten Lockgarden?

00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:52,Oh, will he forget what George
Fothergill did at Lockgarden?

00:05:52,801 --> 00:05:56,I wouldn't be surprised if I turned
around this very minute and there was

00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,idiot through his head with that
trapdoor there.

00:05:59,780 --> 00:06:00,What do you want?

00:06:01,390 --> 00:06:04,Try to find funeral in Eastbourne.

00:06:04,690 --> 00:06:06,Eastbourne? It's miles away.

00:06:06,750 --> 00:06:09,Tom, I can't... Oh, come on. It's here
to come up.

00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:11,Tom.

00:06:12,190 --> 00:06:14,Thanks. Come on, Alison.

00:06:15,870 --> 00:06:16,Well,

00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:18,well, well.

00:06:19,810 --> 00:06:21,London Hyde you have up here.

00:06:21,910 --> 00:06:22,Build it yourself?

00:06:23,210 --> 00:06:28,Yes. Well, my wife jointed most of the
heavy timber work. Yes, yes, yes. But I

00:06:28,790 --> 00:06:29,did the camouflage.

00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:32,Watchers, aren't you?

00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:34,Tom knows a lot about birds.

00:06:34,580 --> 00:06:36,Oh, used to, Alison, used to.

00:06:36,820 --> 00:06:39,Captured once by a group called Friends
of the Feather.

00:06:40,220 --> 00:06:45,Hijacked an entire cricket team on tour
of West Country. Wouldn't let us go till

00:06:45,420 --> 00:06:48,had perfect recognition of 2 ,species.

00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:53,I'm not sure if you'd recognise this
little couple. Well, come on, have a

00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:55,Ah,

00:06:57,880 --> 00:06:59,yes, most impressive.

00:06:59,781 --> 00:07:01,Let me see, Tom.

00:07:01,260 --> 00:07:02,Yes. Congratulations.

00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:03,Breeding, too.

00:07:03,771 --> 00:07:06,Wouldn't have thought possible in cold
weather like this.

00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:10,Well, he's all right with his anorak on,
but she's not even wearing a vest.

00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:14,Oh, no. The birds missed him.

00:07:14,401 --> 00:07:16,Never been known to nest in this country
before.

00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:19,Was once spotted in Lowestoft, 1983.

00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:23,Only around for a couple of days,
though. Rumour is Bill Oddie ran it over

00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:24,car park.

00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:27,Would either of you like a cup of tea?

00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:28,Oh, thank you.

00:07:28,830 --> 00:07:33,Then we really must be pressing on, Tom.
Yes, of course. You wanted to know how

00:07:33,130 --> 00:07:34,to get to Eastbourne, didn't you?

00:07:35,230 --> 00:07:42,Now, look, this twig is the path you're
on now. You go back it up to

00:07:42,090 --> 00:07:43,the conker.

00:07:44,530 --> 00:07:49,That's Littlehampton. So the leaves,
Middle Wallop. Yes, that's right. And

00:07:49,750 --> 00:07:51,must be A34.

00:07:51,830 --> 00:07:53,No, no, that's a fern.

00:07:54,460 --> 00:07:59,You turn right to the conker and left to
the leaf and you're on the main road

00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:00,to... Loch Garton.

00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:06,Pardon? Loch Garton. I heard you talking
about it when we came up. Just

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