Captain Butler Desert Island D***k Eng S01E03 Subtitles

At 00:00:02,119, Character said: Avast, Miyagi!

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At 00:00:07,100, Character said: Calm down, now, lads. Calm down, fellas.
Porus coming up. Here we go.

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At 00:00:10,841, Character said: Rigging in the rigging

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At 00:00:12,040, Character said: carton.

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At 00:00:19,520, Character said: Sir, I thought it was the boat.

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At 00:00:21,280, Character said: Not now, Master Rotter.

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At 00:00:23,320, Character said: Is our captain, Porus, coming up again?

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At 00:00:31,380, Character said: Wallets.

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At 00:00:34,020, Character said: There, that's it.

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At 00:00:36,320, Character said: It's just empty sea, lads.

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At 00:00:38,380, Character said: A huge match of lifeless water that
rises and falls and takes us nowhere.

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At 00:00:44,140, Character said: All we do is bob about aimlessly like
lost souls going down the plughole of

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At 00:00:49,600, Character said: and ever decreasing circles.

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At 00:00:51,260, Character said: Are you feeling all right, Captain?
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, Bolton. Just a

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At 00:00:55,760, Character said: forlorn, a bit lost.

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At 00:00:57,001, Character said: Somewhat broken. Oh, Captain, don't be
depressed.

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At 00:01:00,040, Character said: Why do you have so much going for you?

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At 00:01:01,380, Character said: That's right, sir, you have.

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At 00:01:02,740, Character said: You've g***t an awful lot going for you.

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At 00:01:04,599, Character said: Aye, Captain, he's right. You've g***t
plenty of good things going for you. Do

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At 00:01:09,200, Character said: want to come in here a deal?

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At 00:01:11,480, Character said: You've g***t the bags of stuff going for
you.

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At 00:01:14,080, Character said: Yeah, yeah. Don't worry about me, lads.
I'll snap out of it.

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At 00:01:17,400, Character said: Sometimes a man gets to thinking, why **
I here? Where ** I going?

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At 00:01:21,360, Character said: What's it all about?

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At 00:01:22,920, Character said: Life, Captain, is about loving.

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At 00:01:25,840, Character said: Being loved.

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At 00:01:27,180, Character said: I mean, someone to love.

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At 00:01:28,641, Character said: Yeah, yeah, Bosun, I suppose you're
right. Take a look at this, Captain.

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At 00:01:32,440, Character said: That's me and the wife on holiday in
Cockermouth, back in the 60s.

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At 00:01:37,460, Character said: Very nice, Bosun. Now, this here, this
is us on our wedding day.

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At 00:01:43,420, Character said: Oh, how delightful.

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At 00:01:45,340, Character said: Hey, pretty little church.

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At 00:01:46,940, Character said: Aye, 15th century.

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At 00:01:49,340, Character said: And over here is Jill and Bob, our next
-door neighbours.

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At 00:01:54,740, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:01:57,480, Character said: Bob nipped round while the tattooist was
still there.

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At 00:02:02,440, Character said: What's this big one stretching across
your back, Bosun?

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At 00:02:05,620, Character said: Oh, that, Captain, that's me old -school
picture.

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At 00:02:09,039, Character said: That's me top left -hand corner.

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At 00:02:11,560, Character said: So it is.

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At 00:02:12,900, Character said: Is that your top right -hand corner as
well, Bosun?

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At 00:02:16,000, Character said: Aye, Captain, g***t in twice.

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At 00:02:17,940, Character said: Nipped round the back while he was still
doing it.

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At 00:02:22,560, Character said: Loving Captain, being loved, surrounded
by your loved ones.

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At 00:02:27,070, Character said: That's what life's about.

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At 00:02:28,810, Character said: Yeah, I suppose you're right. I wouldn't
want to be like you if you don't mind

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At 00:02:33,130, Character said: me saying a bachelor.

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At 00:02:36,490, Character said: No, very wise.

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At 00:02:38,510, Character said: Let's face it.

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At 00:02:40,170, Character said: Who's going to clean your a***s when
you're 18?

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At 00:02:44,370, Character said: Not me.

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At 00:02:45,670, Character said: Well, it's like Christ, isn't it?

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At 00:02:49,010, Character said: What?

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At 00:02:50,490, Character said: He's in a reef!

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At 00:02:54,130, Character said: Is everybody all right?

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At 00:02:55,839, Character said: Master Roger. Yes, Lieutenant.

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At 00:02:57,460, Character said: He managed to hang on to a piece of
floating debris.

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At 00:03:00,460, Character said: Where'd Sir go? I don't know.

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At 00:03:02,260, Character said: I think he went under.

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At 00:03:03,311, Character said: He was next to me one minute, and when I
turned round, he'd gone.

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At 00:03:06,900, Character said: Oh, no.

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At 00:03:07,520, Character said: Do you think he might not have?

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At 00:03:09,780, Character said: Sir, are you all right? Come on.

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At 00:03:12,700, Character said: Come on. Come on. Come on.

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At 00:03:14,420, Character said: That was incredible.

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At 00:03:18,880, Character said: My pleasure, Captain.

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At 00:03:20,140, Character said: No. I was drowning.

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At 00:03:24,440, Character said: I went under for the third time.

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At 00:03:26,730, Character said: All of a sudden, this beautiful fish
-type creature tied me in her arms to

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At 00:03:31,590, Character said: safety. You mean a mermaid, Captain?

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At 00:03:33,470, Character said: Didn't think you believed in mermaids,
Captain.

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At 00:03:36,031, Character said: Well, you tend to reconsider these
issues when you've g***t a huge pair of

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At 00:03:39,070, Character said: breasts slapping around your face.

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At 00:03:41,690, Character said: Captain, you ought to be careful.

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At 00:03:43,770, Character said: They say that when a man is saved by a
mermaid...

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At 00:03:48,910, Character said: She weaves a spell of love over him from
which he can never recover.

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At 00:03:52,730, Character said: Aye. They say that, do they? Aye.

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At 00:03:54,411, Character said: Well, fair enough, because this girl had
everything, like blonde hair, blue

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At 00:03:58,070, Character said: eyes, massive... Captain!

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At 00:03:59,990, Character said: Check up the island in the morning.
Right you are, Cliff.

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At 00:04:04,110, Character said: Right. Grab what you can, lads.

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At 00:04:10,390, Character said: Captain! Captain!

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At 00:04:13,290, Character said: Captain!

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At 00:04:15,190, Character said: I've just checked out the boat.

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At 00:04:16,691, Character said: She's holed up on the reef for now, but
I don't know how long she'll last.

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At 00:04:20,399, Character said: Right, can we, um, can we repair her?

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At 00:04:22,660, Character said: Ooh, the hull's a bit dented, the
rudder's shocked a bit.

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At 00:04:26,281, Character said: Right, so what are we looking at?

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At 00:04:28,080, Character said: Well, let's see now. New sails, bit of
welding right hand passenger side.

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At 00:04:32,620, Character said: Could be a day, could be a week.

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At 00:04:35,380, Character said: Oh, d***n.

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At 00:04:36,900, Character said: Depends how long it takes to get the
spares.

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At 00:04:40,540, Character said: Still, that's what happens when you take
over an old boat.

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At 00:04:43,520, Character said: Catherine, look.

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At 00:04:45,150, Character said: There's an old man standing on the
horizon.

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At 00:04:48,210, Character said: All right, Roger, help Bosun start
repairing the boat.

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At 00:04:51,030, Character said: Me, Cliff, Ad, let's go and wrecky the
island.

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At 00:04:58,110, Character said: Then I know this song. May I? Yeah, take
over.

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At 00:05:18,700, Character said: What's he saying?

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At 00:05:20,160, Character said: I don't know, Captain.

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At 00:05:23,760, Character said: Get back to the boat, you knob.

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At 00:05:25,880, Character said: Captain, my dialect's a bit rusty, but
I'm sure I can translate.

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At 00:05:30,240, Character said: Now, leave it to me, Cliff. I speak the
international language of mine.

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At 00:05:34,580, Character said: Hello, old man.

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At 00:05:36,830, Character said: We are travellers.

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At 00:05:38,070, Character said: We come here on mighty ship, guided by
the wind and the stars.

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At 00:05:45,650, Character said: He says you are welcome, Captain.

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At 00:05:50,130, Character said: We come to the East as equal partners to
share the joy

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At 00:05:56,690, Character said: of world friendship.

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At 00:06:01,430, Character said: He says about half past ten, Captain.

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At 00:06:11,850, Character said: Welcome to our magical island, stranger.

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At 00:06:14,890, Character said: Thank you, sweet maiden.

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At 00:06:16,490, Character said: Your words are like two conch shells
bringing sea music to my ears.

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At 00:06:20,730, Character said: Have you traveled here from far off
land?

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At 00:06:23,010, Character said: Oh, verily, sweet water maiden, like the
conger eel, we travel great distances.

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At 00:06:27,310, Character said: And will you be staying on our island
long?

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At 00:06:29,570, Character said: Oh, yes.

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At 00:06:30,650, Character said: Till day meets night and night follows
day.

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At 00:06:33,450, Character said: Clifton! Repair back to our rude camp
and settle whilst I tarry hither with

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At 00:06:37,640, Character said: piskeen love goddess.

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At 00:06:38,700, Character said: I beg your pardon?

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At 00:06:39,760, Character said: Just bugger off, will you?

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At 00:06:42,580, Character said: What is your name, peculiar half -fish
princess?

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At 00:06:46,300, Character said: I have a special mermaid name.

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At 00:06:48,540, Character said: Very difficult for you to say.

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At 00:06:50,460, Character said: It is like Trey C.

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At 00:06:59,480, Character said: Tracy? I think I can manage that.

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At 00:07:02,340, Character said: In my language.

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At 00:07:03,880, Character said: This means...