Cagney and Lacey s01e06 Better Than Equal.eng Subtitles

00:00:44,110 --> 00:00:45,You call these swing clothes?

00:02:10,910 --> 00:02:13,How many times I g***t to tell you, you've
g***t the wrong guy.

00:02:15,310 --> 00:02:17,We don't have all the kinks out of the
system yet.

00:02:18,090 --> 00:02:21,And look, I g***t to go to the John, or is
that a federal offense?

00:03:15,991 --> 00:03:17,Okay, take it easy.

00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:19,We'll take care of it.

00:03:20,260 --> 00:03:21,Hold it!

00:03:23,251 --> 00:03:24,What

00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:32,happened?

00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,He wanted a car and attacked for the
gas.

00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:42,Unleaded?

00:03:42,731 --> 00:03:47,You two g***t an assignment. You're in
charge of security for Helen Granger.

00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:48,She arrives tomorrow.

00:03:48,391 --> 00:03:51,The Helen Granger who's been bum
-rapping the Equal Rights Amendment?

00:03:51,550 --> 00:03:52,Yeah, that's the one.

00:03:54,841 --> 00:04:02,Well, how do you feel about the enemies
you've made because of your conservative

00:04:02,870 --> 00:04:04,stand on these issues?

00:04:04,370 --> 00:04:06,Well, I suppose it can't be helped.

00:04:06,970 --> 00:04:09,Besides, it's not as if I'm running for
political office.

00:04:10,190 --> 00:04:11,Nothing you do would surprise me.

00:04:11,811 --> 00:04:14,I ** going to take that as a compliment.

00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:19,Mrs. Granger, as a leading figure in the
anti -feminist movement, haven't you

00:04:19,620 --> 00:04:23,acquired a great deal of power for
someone who would like us to think of

00:04:23,140 --> 00:04:24,just another wife and mother?

00:04:25,060 --> 00:04:29,I don't think of it as power. I think of
it as support for my beliefs.

00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:31,Oh, and what exactly are those beliefs?

00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:35,That every American woman has the right
to be a full -time wife and mother

00:04:35,820 --> 00:04:38,without being forced to work outside the
home.

00:04:38,940 --> 00:04:40,I can't believe I'm doing this.

00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,I could be out finding Harvey around a
birthday present.

00:04:44,820 --> 00:04:46,Helen would love that.

00:04:54,040 --> 00:05:00,That's right, boys. You don't know it,
but you're in much worse shape

00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:02,than we are.

00:05:02,011 --> 00:05:05,I think my lunch is coming up. I think
you're talking about economics here.

00:05:05,260 --> 00:05:06,I'm talking about freedom.

00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:08,Economic freedom.

00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:14,What about the economic freedom of men
whose jobs have been taken over by

00:05:15,260 --> 00:05:20,Well, just to be fair, I think this
would be a very good time to read the

00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:20,Rights Amendment.

00:05:20,900 --> 00:05:21,What do you think?

00:05:41,561 --> 00:05:47,Thank you very much, Mrs. Ellen Granger,
for being here today.

00:05:47,310 --> 00:05:49,I loved every minute of it. Thank you so
much, Hal.

00:05:49,721 --> 00:05:53,After we meet her, I'm not going to say
anything. I'm afraid what will come out

00:05:53,930 --> 00:05:56,of my mouth. Well, it certainly went by
very quickly.

00:05:56,690 --> 00:06:00,You were wonderful. Oh, thanks again.
Watch your step. Oh, yes, yes. Thank

00:06:00,970 --> 00:06:02,Thanks. Mrs. Granger?

00:06:02,810 --> 00:06:06,Yes. I'm Detective Lacey, NYPD. This is
Detective Cagney. How do you do?

00:06:07,490 --> 00:06:10,What can I do for you? We've been
assigned to protect you.

00:06:11,820 --> 00:06:15,But I requested police protection
because a man... We know, ma '**. We're

00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,Your limousine's waiting outside.

00:06:32,471 --> 00:06:37,Something tells me you're uncomfortable,
Mrs. Granger.

00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:38,Uncomfortable?

00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:40,With us being your security.

00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:43,I guess you feel safer with a couple of
guys.

00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:45,Rather than police persons?

00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:49,I won't deny it. You mind if I smoke? If
I don't have this one little puff, I'm

00:06:49,900 --> 00:06:50,gonna die.

00:06:50,460 --> 00:06:51,Oh, go ahead.

00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:53,Although, it's the other way around,
isn't it?

00:06:55,400 --> 00:07:00,Well, since you seem to be it for the
moment, I guess I'd better fill you in

00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:01,what's been happening to me.

00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,You left on a lecture tour three weeks
ago yesterday.

00:07:04,531 --> 00:07:07,Approximately two days after you left,
you began receiving telephone calls of

00:07:07,700 --> 00:07:08,obscene nature.

00:07:08,751 --> 00:07:12,First call came after your initial
appearance at Cornell, the second one in

00:07:12,370 --> 00:07:13,Utica, third Syracuse.

00:07:13,830 --> 00:07:18,You then became concerned and contacted
police departments in each and every

00:07:18,410 --> 00:07:20,city that you were speaking, Albany,
Rochester.

00:07:20,881 --> 00:07:24,They attempted to trace the cause but
were unsuccessful in doing so. And last

00:07:24,450 --> 00:07:27,night was the final engagement of your
tour at Princeton, and this morning you

00:07:27,850 --> 00:07:30,boarded a helicopter from New York, Mrs.
Granger.

00:07:31,450 --> 00:07:34,Did you enjoy the ride in this limo from
the airport to the TV studio?

00:07:50,021 --> 00:07:57,Good for meetings, and we do most of our
entertaining here, but our real home is

00:07:57,370 --> 00:07:58,in Connecticut.

00:07:59,150 --> 00:08:00,Hello?

00:08:02,470 --> 00:08:03,Hello?

00:08:05,870 --> 00:08:06,Hello, Helen.

00:08:10,530 --> 00:08:12,What present? What are you talking
about?

00:08:16,810 --> 00:08:20,That was him again. Take it easy. You
said something about a present?

00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:22,I don't know what he's talking about.

00:08:28,380 --> 00:08:29,He was here.

00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:31,In my apartment.

00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:33,He left that.

00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:36,Don't touch anything. I'm going to check
the rest of the place.

00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:39,We'll get a forensic team up here. Find
out how he g***t in.

00:08:41,419 --> 00:08:44,Until now, it's just been phone calls.
Is that right, Mrs. Granger?

00:08:44,780 --> 00:08:45,What does he want?

00:08:46,780 --> 00:08:48,I don't know what he wants.

00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:49,Mrs. Granger?

00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:51,You step in here, please.

00:09:56,890 --> 00:09:59,Never. Excuse me.

00:09:59,610 --> 00:10:00,Where is Dunkard, huh?

00:10:00,891 --> 00:10:02,Hey, settle down. Settle down.

00:10:02,530 --> 00:10:04,But I tell you, I was minding my own
business.

00:10:05,170 --> 00:10:06,304, public nuisance.

00:10:06,770 --> 00:10:10,My dear fellow, this is a free country.
You do remember Abraham Lincoln, don't

00:10:10,770 --> 00:10:13,you? That the tall fellow with the
beard? Yes. Yeah, I used to go out with

00:10:13,550 --> 00:10:16,sister. But I bring him here legally.

00:10:16,610 --> 00:10:20,I told the policeman. I have the papers.
I don't care if you g***t his

00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:22,grandfather's birth certificate.

00:10:22,070 --> 00:10:26,It is against the law to take a python,
a rather poisonous reptile, on the

00:10:26,430 --> 00:10:27,subway. Ah!

00:10:27,950 --> 00:10:29,Dunkard is not poisonous!

00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:37,Isn't it about time for the girls to
check in? Yeah. Yeah, what? I g***t

00:10:37,230 --> 00:10:40,that's not only going to make the hair
on their two little heads stand up, it's

00:10:40,170 --> 00:10:41,going to turn white.

00:10:41,230 --> 00:10:42,Yeah? So what is it?

00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,Here, look.

00:10:49,230 --> 00:10:51,Yeah, it's a great gag.

00:10:51,570 --> 00:10:54,Hey, it's genius, even if I say so
myself.

00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:58,Yeah.

00:11:00,290 --> 00:11:01,Great gag.

00:11:03,070 --> 00:11:07,What should I get, Ma, for our
anniversary? What anniversary is it? Our

00:11:07,510 --> 00:11:09,See -through black negligee.

00:11:09,370 --> 00:11:10,Christine!

00:11:10,930 --> 00:11:12,I was thinking of getting them a
mission.

00:11:12,981 --> 00:11:16,Mary Beth, you can't fit a dog that size
into your tiny apartment. Well, there

00:11:16,540 --> 00:11:17,comes a pipe, not a dog.

00:11:20,940 --> 00:11:21,Hiya, men.

00:11:22,180 --> 00:11:23,Hi.

00:11:23,231 --> 00:11:26,Jeez, it's like a graveyard around here.
Hey, you girls want to see something

00:11:26,980 --> 00:11:28,really cute.

00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:30,We just found this sweet little bugger
in the subway.

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