Cagney and Lacey s03e03 Victimless Crime.eng Subtitles

00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:04,n***d women being used to sell
everything from cars to cola.

00:00:04,210 --> 00:00:07,Sexual merchandising. Buy our product,
and you might get the woman, too.

00:00:07,590 --> 00:00:09,Do you like being raped today?

00:00:09,070 --> 00:00:14,It's just beaten up. A man assaulted
you, and another man photographed it,

00:00:14,030 --> 00:00:16,other men and women are going to sit in
a movie theater and watch that. Well,

00:00:16,870 --> 00:00:18,how do you feel about that?

00:00:18,030 --> 00:00:19,I must be with you tonight.

00:00:19,790 --> 00:00:20,Oh, Eve.

00:00:21,170 --> 00:00:24,You're so discretionary. It's not one
word to Harvey Dane. My lips are as you.

00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:29,Stop, stop. And I'm sick of this
victimless crime thing. We've g***t a lot

00:00:29,250 --> 00:00:30,victims here, Christine.

00:02:01,771 --> 00:02:07,I don't mind getting up at the crack of
dawn for an early morning court

00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:08,appearance. That is true.

00:02:08,501 --> 00:02:11,But I'll tell you, when the judge
continues it because the lawyer doesn't

00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:13,his act together, that ticks me off.

00:02:13,620 --> 00:02:16,You ought to be used to it by now. I
never get used to it.

00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:20,A man robs a drugstore in broad
daylight. There are six eyewitnesses who

00:02:20,580 --> 00:02:24,positive IDs. The lawyer says he needs
more time to get his case together.

00:02:24,180 --> 00:02:27,What case? He doesn't even have a case.
Well, lock him up. Don't worry.

00:02:27,551 --> 00:02:29,I wouldn't like to lock the lawyer up
with him. Did you see the way he played

00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:30,the judge?

00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:33,I don't think Judge Burns noticed. He
was napping.

00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:34,Wait.

00:02:34,871 --> 00:02:39,Here. Becky, just fill this gas tank.
I'm going to have him killed.

00:02:39,110 --> 00:02:40,The gate's half full.

00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:10,The fuel pump could be the carburetor,
could be the manifold.

00:03:10,460 --> 00:03:12,You know what you're talking about?

00:03:12,580 --> 00:03:13,Yeah.

00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:15,Sort of.

00:03:17,180 --> 00:03:18,I'm calling the police garage.

00:03:18,681 --> 00:03:22,That's great, Mary Beth. Some big grease
monkey's going to ride up here like

00:03:22,060 --> 00:03:25,John Wayne and say, well, what seems to
be the problem, little lady?

00:03:25,620 --> 00:03:26,Can I fix the car for you?

00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:32,Well, well, well.

00:03:33,260 --> 00:03:36,Two of New York's finest little ladies
in distress.

00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:04,Hey, I'm just making nice.

00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:07,We're trying to do everything we can.

00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:26,We have an excellent pension program for
our older police officers.

00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:34,Okay, please, please. I've g***t to
have... I'm a dog lover, too.

00:04:34,780 --> 00:04:37,So everything is going to work out fine.

00:04:37,300 --> 00:04:42,You just have a little time to get...
I'm going to put my best... I'll be with

00:04:42,180 --> 00:04:48,you in a minute, Daniel. Just a minute.
You'll see... Community relations is an

00:04:48,820 --> 00:04:50,important part of our work.

00:04:50,660 --> 00:04:51,So, what can I do for you?

00:04:51,881 --> 00:04:55,Let me introduce Monsieur Yves Benoit
from the Public Relations Office of the

00:04:55,690 --> 00:04:56,Paris Police Department.

00:04:57,050 --> 00:05:01,Monsieur Benoit, Lieutenant Bert
Samuels, 14th Precinct. How you doing?

00:05:01,330 --> 00:05:02,pleased to meet you, Lieutenant.

00:05:02,530 --> 00:05:06,Monsieur Benoit is here to observe
police procedure in New York. It's part

00:05:06,490 --> 00:05:10,little program of international
cooperation between Paris and

00:05:10,990 --> 00:05:14,Uh -huh. And he asked to observe a
typical precinct. I thought, what better

00:05:14,910 --> 00:05:16,place than the one for it?

00:05:16,610 --> 00:05:19,Uh -huh. I know you'll take good care of
him, Bert.

00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:22,Show him how a top -notch team of police
officers operates.

00:05:22,591 --> 00:05:27,Daniels, I ** swamped with cases. I've
g***t no time for this. That's terrific,

00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:30,it's terrific. It'll be right in the
middle of things, front row seat.

00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:34,Benoit, I'm going to leave you in
Lieutenant Samuel's capable hands.

00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:37,If there's anything he can do for you,
you just let him know.

00:05:37,940 --> 00:05:38,Au revoir, monsieur.

00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:40,Thank you.

00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:41,Thanks, Fred.

00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,Well, uh, would you like a cup of
coffee?

00:05:48,201 --> 00:05:50,It's very kind of you, Lieutenant.

00:05:50,020 --> 00:05:52,Yeah, well, there's some over there. You
help yourself. Okay, and what's the

00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:55,problem? We could be here for days.

00:05:56,060 --> 00:05:58,Relax. They said they were sending
somebody right away.

00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:01,Don't count on it. It's the police
department.

00:06:01,660 --> 00:06:04,I don't want to hear one word about
women and cars.

00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:06,Now, why should he make a crack?

00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:09,You know these department mechanics.
They're all clowns.

00:06:09,791 --> 00:06:13,I took my sports car and had it fixed by
him. One of them suggested I turn it in

00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,for a station wagon with automatic
transmission.

00:06:46,890 --> 00:06:48,No, let's go in. We heard gunshots.

00:06:48,511 --> 00:06:52,Police officers, back away from the
door. Stop with your hands in the air.

00:06:52,510 --> 00:06:53,and slow.

00:06:53,270 --> 00:06:54,Good. Everybody.

00:06:55,830 --> 00:06:56,Good.

00:06:56,881 --> 00:06:59,We heard gunshots from this apartment.

00:06:59,910 --> 00:07:01,Yeah, we're making a movie here.

00:07:01,390 --> 00:07:02,Anybody fire this gun?

00:07:02,950 --> 00:07:04,No, it's just a prop.

00:07:04,010 --> 00:07:05,It just makes noise. No bullets.

00:07:10,710 --> 00:07:12,All right, everybody put their hands
down.

00:07:17,881 --> 00:07:20,permit from the city of New York.

00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:22,It's not for commercial distribution.

00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:23,It's just a student film.

00:07:24,380 --> 00:07:27,Yeah, I have a pretty good idea what
type of film it is.

00:07:27,860 --> 00:07:31,It's not very educational and it also
happens to be illegal even with a

00:07:31,411 --> 00:07:34,All right, we're going to walk out of
here and pretend we didn't see any of

00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,this.

00:07:36,860 --> 00:07:38,Next time we run you in.

00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:40,Does everybody understand that? Hey!

00:07:41,820 --> 00:07:44,Don't you have anything better to do
than hassle artists?

00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:48,You want me to seize the film right now?

00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:52,We'll see how artistic it is. I thought
only men cops g***t a kick out of

00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:55,harassments like this. Look, we can book
everybody in the room. We have no

00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:59,problem with it. Shut up, officer. Thank
you. Thank you, officer.

00:08:13,340 --> 00:08:14,Okay, what was that?

00:08:14,391 --> 00:08:16,We should have made the collar.

00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:17,For what?

00:08:17,091 --> 00:08:20,We book them. They get out on their own
recognizance. It takes two years for

00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:23,this stuff to go to trial, and they
skate out on the First Amendment.

00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:24,Autistic freedom.

00:08:24,291 --> 00:08:28,It's not autistic. It's pornographic.
I've been telling you, p***o callers are

00:08:28,180 --> 00:08:29,big waste of time.

00:08:31,020 --> 00:08:32,Well, look who finally g***t here.

00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:07,Pornography is against the law.

00:09:07,061 --> 00:09:10,I bet the Supreme Court can't even agree
on a definition of pornography, much

00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,less a municipal judge.

00:09:13,460 --> 00:09:17,In this city alone, 17 ,000 hookers were
arrested.

00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:19,Now you guess how many of them they
convicted.

00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:20,Twelve.

00:09:21,980 --> 00:09:23,That's right.

00:09:23,140 --> 00:09:25,So there you are. It's a lousy color.
It's low priority.

00:09:25,841 --> 00:09:29,It's a victimless crime. Victimless
crime, sure. They should enforce the law

00:09:29,580 --> 00:09:31,repeal it. Hey, you g***t my vote.

00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:34,Right now we g***t supermarket robberies
to deal with.

00:09:35,070 --> 00:09:38,How...