Billy Madison Acc 5 1 Badassmedia -english (1995) Subtitles

At 00:00:43,377, Character said: Suntan lotion is good for me

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At 00:00:47,005, Character said: You protect me

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At 00:00:48,882, Character said: Tee-h***e-h***e

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At 00:00:51,969, Character said: Oh, the sun tries to burn me,
but you won't let it, will ya?

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At 00:00:58,934, Character said: Ultraviolet rays - bad.
Lotion - good.

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At 00:01:03,100, Character said: [BLOWS RASPBERRIES]

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At 00:01:04,500, Character said: [BLOWS RASPBERRIES]

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At 00:01:05,500, Character said: [BLOWS RASPBERRIES]

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At 00:01:07,693, Character said: Smiley.

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At 00:01:18,036, Character said: There's something important
I was supposed to do today.

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At 00:01:22,249, Character said: Have five daiquiris?

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At 00:01:24,793, Character said: No, you remembered to do that.

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At 00:01:28,797, Character said: Man, why did I have so many drinks?
I can't remember.

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At 00:01:33,635, Character said: - What's today?
- October?

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At 00:01:37,764, Character said: It's nudie-magazine day!

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At 00:01:41,435, Character said: Yeah!

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At 00:01:53,488, Character said: Watch out, butler!

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At 00:01:55,657, Character said: Ooh, you're a quick one.

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At 00:02:08,337, Character said: Nudie-magazine day!
Nudie-magazine day!

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At 00:02:11,965, Character said: Nudie-magazine day! Nudie...

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At 00:02:14,426, Character said: Agh! Ooh!

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At 00:02:38,909, Character said: Ooh.

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At 00:02:41,411, Character said: Eee...

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At 00:02:45,666, Character said: Ah!

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At 00:02:48,919, Character said: Oh!

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At 00:02:54,716, Character said: [SQUAWKING]

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At 00:03:00,597, Character said: Holy jeez!

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At 00:03:02,808, Character said: Lookee what we g***t here.
That silly penguin is back again.

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At 00:03:08,021, Character said: No, Mr. Madison, there no penguin.
You g***t too much sun today.

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At 00:03:11,775, Character said: - There no penguin!
- [SQUAWKS]

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At 00:03:14,695, Character said: It's too d***n hot for a penguin
to be just walkin' around here.

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At 00:03:21,076, Character said: I gotta send him back to the South Pole.

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At 00:03:25,998, Character said: No!

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At 00:03:37,092, Character said: Penguin! Don't you dare run away!

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At 00:03:42,556, Character said: Come here, Mr. Penguin!

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At 00:03:46,810, Character said: I'm one of the good guys, penguin.

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At 00:03:49,062, Character said: Don't run! Oh. Oh...

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At 00:04:02,868, Character said: Don't run!

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At 00:04:05,537, Character said: Don't run from me!

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At 00:04:08,540, Character said: Penguin!

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At 00:04:15,172, Character said: Penguin.

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At 00:04:22,888, Character said: You're a bad penguin.

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At 00:04:26,391, Character said: Whee-h***e!

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At 00:04:28,060, Character said: Call the zoo!

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At 00:04:33,524, Character said: All the people at the zoo
are very nice, penguin.

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At 00:04:38,529, Character said: They'll treat you real respectable, like.

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At 00:04:43,450, Character said: There's nothing to worry about, big fella.

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At 00:04:48,539, Character said: Here I come!

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At 00:04:58,340, Character said: Right this way, gentlemen.
Mr. Madison is expecting you.

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At 00:05:06,223, Character said: Leg.

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At 00:05:10,143, Character said: Billy! You shouldn't pull that crap in front
of your father's business associates.

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At 00:05:15,607, Character said: Now you get yourself upstairs
and get ready. Dinner's in 15 minutes.

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At 00:05:19,528, Character said: - Yeah, yeah.
- Don't "yeah, yeah" me, boy.

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At 00:05:21,947, Character said: This is a very important dinner.
You best be there.

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At 00:05:25,284, Character said: I will. Thank you, Juanita.

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At 00:05:29,079, Character said: You gotta dress yourself up
and look nice, too.

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At 00:05:32,708, Character said: Oh, that boy's a fine
piece of work all right.

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At 00:05:37,838, Character said: He's a fine piece of a***s though, too.

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At 00:05:47,973, Character said: Where the hell is he? I'm starvin'.

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At 00:05:50,309, Character said: I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car.
You should've had some.

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At 00:05:54,771, Character said: If you'd told me
there were Triscuit crackers,...

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At 00:05:57,733, Character said: - ..I could've enjoyed them with you.
- I'm sorry.

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At 00:06:00,485, Character said: Sorry doesn't put the Triscuit crackers
in my stomach, does it, Carl?

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At 00:06:04,281, Character said: Gentlemen?
I'm sorry to have kept you waiting.

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At 00:06:08,118, Character said: Have you all met?
Eric Gordon, my executive vice president.

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At 00:06:13,207, Character said: And our operations manager Carl Alphonse.
Sit down, gentlemen, sit down.

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At 00:06:18,086, Character said: Beautiful table.

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At 00:06:20,172, Character said: Good seeing you, sir.

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At 00:06:25,677, Character said: Where's Billy?

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At 00:06:29,640, Character said: Juanita said he'd be down
in a few minutes.

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At 00:06:32,434, Character said: I'm sure you'll all be very impressed.

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At 00:06:35,395, Character said: Shampoo is better.
I go on first and clean the hair.

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At 00:06:40,275, Character said: Conditioner is better.

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At 00:06:42,736, Character said: I leave the hair silky and smooth.

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At 00:06:46,240, Character said: Oh, really, fool? Really!

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At 00:06:52,829, Character said: Stop looking at me, swan.

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At 00:07:06,260, Character said: [SLURPS]

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At 00:07:20,315, Character said: - Hey, Carl, what's up?
- Nothing much, Billy.

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At 00:07:22,818, Character said: - I see you g***t a little sun today.
- You think so?

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At 00:07:25,320, Character said: - I fell asleep by the pool for a few hours.
- Did you fall asleep or did you pass out?

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At 00:07:32,160, Character said: Shut up!

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At 00:07:34,580, Character said: That's enough, Billy. Because you took
your sweet-a***s time coming down here,...

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At 00:07:39,168, Character said: these gentlemen will miss their flights.

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At 00:07:41,545, Character said: Well, this guy can stay in my room,
I'll tell you that much.

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At 00:07:52,181, Character said: Billy? Eat your soup.

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At 00:07:55,267, Character said: It's good soup.

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At 00:07:58,353, Character said: Gentlemen, I can't thank you enough
for coming this evening.

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At 00:08:01,690, Character said: [YELLS GIBBERISH]

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At 00:08:04,276, Character said: Please, Billy, please,
no gibberish tonight, please. I beg you.

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At 00:08:07,779, Character said: Sorry, Daddy.

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At 00:08:10,616, Character said: This is a big night for me tonight, gents.
I have an important announcement.

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At 00:08:14,912, Character said: [FAST GIBBERISH]

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At 00:08:17,331, Character said: That's it, Billy! Get the hell outta here!

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At 00:08:22,669, Character said: [SLOW GIBBERISH]

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At 00:08:33,222, Character said: - Nice talkin' to you, Billy.
- [SINGSONG GIBBERISH]

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At 00:08:38,310, Character said: [YELLS]

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At 00:08:49,655, Character said: Right. One, two, three!

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At 00:08:54,284, Character said: Hey, Billy, how come
you ain't poundin' any tonight?

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At 00:08:57,329, Character said: I don't know. My dad was yellin' at me.
I'm just not in the mood.

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At 00:09:03,085, Character said: Hey, Billy, who would you rather bone,
Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?

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At 00:09:08,924, Character said: Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?

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At 00:09:12,886, Character said: '74.

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At 00:09:16,306, Character said: - Meg Ryan.
- Go.

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At 00:09:18,684, Character said: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

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At 00:09:24,690, Character said: Oh, my God! I ** the winner!

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At 00:09:27,109, Character said: - Billy is not an idiot.
- I'm not saying he's an idiot.

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At 00:09:30,863, Character said: I just think he might not be mature
enough to run a Fortune 500 company.

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At 00:09:36,535, Character said: My late wife Emily and I
started this company...

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At 00:09:39,496, Character said: with a 15-unit motel
in Patchogue, Long Island.

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At 00:09:42,791, Character said: We built it into 650 hotels.

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At 00:09:45,419, Character said: Our dream was to one day
turn it over to our only son Billy.

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At 00:09:50,424, Character said: - How many people work for Madison?
- 61,000 and change.

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At 00:09:54,052, Character said: How long will they have jobs once Billy
has the hotel operator speaking gibberish?

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At 00:10:06,523, Character said: Oh, Billy, Billy boy.

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At 00:10:08,567, Character said: When are you gonna find
whatever it is you're lookin' for?

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At 00:10:12,446, Character said: Here's a nice piece of s***t.

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At 00:10:20,996, Character said: My, oh, my. Wait till old man Clemens
realises it's a bag of s***t.

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At 00:10:25,042, Character said: He's gonna s***t when he realises it's s***t.

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At 00:10:28,253, Character said: Who g***t the lighter?

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At 00:10:30,964, Character said: Come on.

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At 00:10:41,475, Character said: Light it.

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At 00:10:47,856, Character said: [RINGS DOORBELL]

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At 00:10:52,402, Character said: Oh, my God! Old man Clemens hates s***t!

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At 00:10:55,072, Character said: Shh. Here he comes!

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At 00:10:56,823, Character said: Who the hell is it? What do you want?

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At 00:10:59,159, Character said: Judas Priest, Barbara!
One of those flaming bags again!

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At 00:11:02,120, Character said: [BARBARA] Don't put it out
with your boots, Ted.

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At 00:11:04,957, Character said: Don't tell me my business, devil woman.

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At 00:11:07,584, Character said: Call the fire department.
This one's outta control!

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At 00:11:15,300, Character said: [SNIFFS]

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At 00:11:20,097, Character said: It's poop again!

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At 00:11:21,932, Character said: He called the s***t "poop"!

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At 00:11:25,435, Character said: This is the best night of my life!

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At 00:11:28,355, Character said: I'll get you d***n kids for this!
You're all gonna die!

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At 00:11:36,154, Character said: Billy, could...