Leprechaun.in.the.Hood.2000.720p.BluRay.x264.YIFY Subtitles

00:00:47,693 --> 00:00:51,Death to he
who sets a leprechaun free.

00:00:51,397 --> 00:00:55,Steal his gold,
it will corrupt your soul, you see.

00:00:56,268 --> 00:00:59,For many a moon,
the legend has grown.

00:00:59,938 --> 00:01:04,Death toll increases,
solution unknown.

00:01:06,145 --> 00:01:09,Beware the evil wanderer,
in search of his loot.

00:01:09,948 --> 00:01:13,Lest ye suffer the wrath
of his golden flute.

00:01:15,387 --> 00:01:18,Flee while you can,
the future's not good...

00:01:18,791 --> 00:01:23,For no one is safe
from a lep in the hood.

00:01:25,364 --> 00:01:27,( laughing )

00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:35,( railcar passing )

00:03:42,768 --> 00:03:45,This map you bought
was bullshit.

00:03:45,103 --> 00:03:47,Man, it g***t to be
down here somewhere.

00:03:47,739 --> 00:03:49,Do you see any gold, fool?

00:03:51,877 --> 00:03:54,The burger's probably still good.

00:03:55,180 --> 00:03:57,The burger's probably good, huh?

00:03:57,649 --> 00:03:59,What you talking about, man?

00:04:06,325 --> 00:04:08,What the f***k?

00:04:08,627 --> 00:04:11,Holy s***t!

00:04:11,363 --> 00:04:14,You midget Midas motherfucker.

00:04:14,566 --> 00:04:16,Yo, Slug, look at this s***t.

00:04:21,406 --> 00:04:23,( laughing )

00:04:23,642 --> 00:04:25,Oh, s***t.

00:04:29,915 --> 00:04:32,That's it.
lt's all here, baby.

00:04:39,925 --> 00:04:42,That's all l want, right here.

00:04:43,996 --> 00:04:46,You collect the rest
of this stuff, man.

00:04:51,937 --> 00:04:55,Now we're moving on up
to the East Side.

00:05:17,929 --> 00:05:20,Yeah, that's it.
That's all l needed.

00:05:21,066 --> 00:05:22,( Leprechaun chuckles )

00:05:43,155 --> 00:05:45,( moans & gasps )

00:06:12,517 --> 00:06:16,Ah... free at last.
Free at last.

00:06:16,088 --> 00:06:18,Thank God almighty.
Free at last.

00:06:26,932 --> 00:06:28,Goddangit.

00:06:46,718 --> 00:06:49,Come on, come on.
l'll knock you...

00:07:12,477 --> 00:07:15,Stealing me gold
is a sure way to grow old.

00:07:18,784 --> 00:07:24,Now me little room
will become your tomb.

00:07:54,286 --> 00:07:55,G***t your a***s.

00:07:57,522 --> 00:07:58,Whoo.

00:08:00,392 --> 00:08:02,Motown, here l come.

00:08:08,266 --> 00:08:10,( rap music playing )

00:08:10,802 --> 00:08:13,Ain't nothin' in this world
gonna be for free...

00:08:13,572 --> 00:08:16,Everybody's comin' up,
but not like me.

00:08:16,908 --> 00:08:19,Somebody's gotta win,
but somebody's gotta lose...

00:08:19,878 --> 00:08:22,Live your life right,
good choices choose.

00:08:22,614 --> 00:08:25,Let no one
try and hold me back...

00:08:25,650 --> 00:08:28,l'm rippin' up the stage,
Butch rippin' up the track.

00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:31,Postmaster P, that's me,
you see...

00:08:31,423 --> 00:08:34,The P's for ,
and that's my guarantee.

00:08:34,626 --> 00:08:37,l g***t no time
for negativity...

00:08:37,662 --> 00:08:40,Smooth is my groove,
and fresh my recipe.

00:08:40,632 --> 00:08:43,Postmaster P, y'all,
positivity...

00:08:43,435 --> 00:08:46,A positive flow to your speakers
is what l'm bringin', see.

00:08:46,638 --> 00:08:49,The crew and me,
we all g***t unity...

00:08:49,774 --> 00:08:52,We keep the crowd hyped,
positively.

00:08:52,611 --> 00:08:54,( record scratches )
Oh, s***t!

00:08:54,613 --> 00:08:55,( music distorted )

00:09:03,255 --> 00:09:05,D***n, what the hell happened?

00:09:05,323 --> 00:09:07,What the f***k y'all did
to the stage?

00:09:07,225 --> 00:09:09,Too much ammonia?
Not enough nitrogen?

00:09:09,828 --> 00:09:12,So, whuddup wit' the gig?
We on the bill?

00:09:12,697 --> 00:09:15,Don't worry about the bill.
You'll get that.

00:09:15,333 --> 00:09:16,This is our shot out, man.

00:09:16,968 --> 00:09:20,lf we win this contest, we're going
to the Vegas Hip-Hop Cafe.

00:09:20,438 --> 00:09:21,We're talking video promo,
publishing rights...

00:09:22,073 --> 00:09:23,record deals. All that s***t.

00:09:23,408 --> 00:09:26,Only record deal you're getting
is with the the L.A.P.D.

00:09:26,678 --> 00:09:30,lf you get your s***t right,
l might give you another audition.

00:09:30,215 --> 00:09:32,Now get the f***k out of here.

00:09:34,219 --> 00:09:37,S***t, l almost get my a***s
blown to bits by a virgin.

00:09:37,622 --> 00:09:42,Shut up, fool. l should have never
told you l was a virgin.

00:09:42,193 --> 00:09:44,l know you don't know nothing
about no p***y...

00:09:44,362 --> 00:09:47,but l thought you knew
about that nitrogen trimesteride.

00:09:47,265 --> 00:09:51,That's nitrogen tri-iodide, fool!
Tri-iodide.

00:09:51,169 --> 00:09:53,lt's an iodine/ammonia compound.

00:09:53,872 --> 00:09:55,Fool, you're going to
wind up in a compound.

00:09:56,041 --> 00:09:57,The hell with it,
we f***d up.

00:09:57,876 --> 00:10:00,See, Stray, you're thinking
with a spirit of failure.

00:10:00,545 --> 00:10:02,You really do need to hook up
some Tony Robbins.

00:10:02,681 --> 00:10:04,That big, white
goofy-lookin' mo'fo'?

00:10:04,783 --> 00:10:07,Always talking about
00:10:09,take time to stop
and smell the forest>...

00:10:09,454 --> 00:10:10,That ain't right.

00:10:10,889 --> 00:10:13,See, our unconscious beliefs
control our behavior.

00:10:13,158 --> 00:10:16,Only through daily positive,
positive affirmation can we overcome.

00:10:16,928 --> 00:10:21,Yeah, well,
affirmate this, motherfuckers.

00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:23,lf we don't get
this equipment fixed...

00:10:23,735 --> 00:10:25,we ain't winning no contest...

00:10:25,737 --> 00:10:28,we ain't going to no Vegas
and we ain't ever leaving Compton.

00:10:28,807 --> 00:10:31,The guy said we could
audition again, right?

00:10:31,242 --> 00:10:33,What'd it take
to get our s***t fixed?

00:10:33,378 --> 00:10:35,This s***t?
A whole lot of money.

00:10:35,780 --> 00:10:37,We're f***d.

00:10:37,882 --> 00:10:40,We just g***t to think positive.

00:10:44,856 --> 00:10:46,Jimi Hendrix.

00:10:46,224 --> 00:10:50,The real Jimi Hendrix.

00:10:50,195 --> 00:10:52,Boy, where you get this guitar?

00:10:52,397 --> 00:10:54,lt was my Uncle Junior's.

00:10:54,099 --> 00:10:56,Yeah, yeah,
he g***t it from Jimi Hendrix.

00:10:56,501 --> 00:10:59,Yeah, that's right,
when they used to play together.

00:10:59,804 --> 00:11:03,Your Uncle Junior
used to play with Jimi?

00:11:03,341 --> 00:11:06,At Psychedela-Palooza in 1 9 7 1 .

00:11:06,645 --> 00:11:10,Yeah, that's right.
That's, that's Jimi's guitar.

00:11:10,482 --> 00:11:13,Psychedela-Palooza?

00:11:16,454 --> 00:11:17,l never heard of that one before.

00:11:18,056 --> 00:11:19,So?

00:11:19,424 --> 00:11:22,Wait a minute. '7 1 ?
Didn't Jimi die in 1 9 70?

00:11:23,028 --> 00:11:26,No, no,
that was Paul McCartney.

00:11:26,297 --> 00:11:29,So, what'cha give us
for this piece of music history?

00:11:29,701 --> 00:11:32,l'll give you about five seconds
to get out of my shop.

00:11:32,704 --> 00:11:35,Come in here bullshitting
with this piece of crap.

00:11:35,507 --> 00:11:37,Hey, man, ain't nobody
bullshitting you.

00:11:37,642 --> 00:11:39,...

00:11:39,978 --> 00:11:42,Boy, you ain't no gangster.

00:11:42,681 --> 00:11:47,And .
What is that s***t?

00:11:47,552 --> 00:11:50,You ain't ever been
in the military.

00:11:50,088 --> 00:11:54,lt's Postmaster P, 'cause l deliver
a positive message, that's all.

00:11:54,159 --> 00:11:56,- Positive message?
- Yeah.

00:11:56,094 --> 00:11:57,is more like it.

00:11:57,896 --> 00:11:59,And Butch...

00:11:59,497 --> 00:12:02,Boy, you need to get yourself
some p***y...

00:12:02,701 --> 00:12:05,before you blow off your d***k
f***g with those chemicals.

00:12:06,004 --> 00:12:08,Now, get up out of my shop.

00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:10,This ain't no charity.

00:12:12,911 --> 00:12:15,How much you give us
for it, Chow?

00:12:15,246 --> 00:12:18,ls this Jimi signature for real?

00:12:18,149 --> 00:12:20,Yeah, who else you know
signs his name like that?

00:12:22,454 --> 00:12:26,l look stupid?
Everybody know Jimi die in 1 9 70.

00:12:26,257 --> 00:12:29,You try bullshit Chow?
Get the f***k out.

00:12:30,028 --> 00:12:32,D***n, Chow.
Come on, man.

00:12:32,363 --> 00:12:35,Hey, don't touch.
Don't touch.

00:12:37,068 --> 00:12:39,You leave Chow's store.
Go on!

00:12:39,504 --> 00:12:41,Hip and Hop
your black a***s home.

00:12:41,539 --> 00:12:43,Hula, hula, go, go, go.

00:12:43,308 --> 00:12:45,( speaking Chinese )

00:12:48,847 -->...