Simp 2024 Subtitles

At 00:01:17,494, Character said: Your call is being forwarded to an auto-

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At 00:03:28,791, Character said: Hello?

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At 00:03:38,676, Character said: Hello.

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At 00:03:49,520, Character said: Anybody in here?

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At 00:04:43,658, Character said: Oh! Sleeping beauty's up!

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At 00:04:46,619, Character said: Two hours, 13 minutes and 20 seconds.

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At 00:04:51,416, Character said: That's a new record, Todd.

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At 00:04:53,501, Character said: Hey. I didn't want to kill her.

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At 00:04:55,003, Character said: All right?

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At 00:04:56,796, Character said: Oh, boy.

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At 00:04:58,464, Character said: What? Looks like someone's
starting to get a little soft...

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At 00:05:02,176, Character said: I'm not soft.
- What?

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At 00:05:04,013, Character said: You're hard?

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At 00:05:06,306, Character said: Look, I've just learned.

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At 00:05:07,849, Character said: During prior experiences...

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At 00:05:09,267, Character said: Prior experience? My a***s.
- All right.

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At 00:05:12,187, Character said: How many times we done this?

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At 00:05:16,524, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:05:17,525, Character said: Don't answer that.

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At 00:05:18,901, Character said: You're a retard.

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At 00:05:21,029, Character said: Thanks I'll be here all week!

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At 00:05:25,867, Character said: Actually, you won't.

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At 00:05:28,661, Character said: Very funny.

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At 00:05:30,246, Character said: I'm not joking.

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At 00:05:31,748, Character said: What?

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At 00:05:33,666, Character said: Sorry, bro.

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At 00:05:34,876, Character said: Your services are no longer needed.

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At 00:05:37,253, Character said: What do you mean? My
services aren't needed?

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At 00:05:38,713, Character said: My services are always needed.

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At 00:05:40,506, Character said: Not this time, sport.

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At 00:05:43,092, Character said: Well, you can let me at least.

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At 00:05:45,094, Character said: Boss's orders dog!

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At 00:05:45,970, Character said: Sorry! Oh Boss's orders.
That's f***g cute.

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At 00:05:50,600, Character said: So then,

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At 00:05:51,851, Character said: what the hell are you going to do all week?

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At 00:05:53,561, Character said: I've g***t plenty to do all week.

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At 00:05:55,063, Character said: You sick f***k, you sick f***k.

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At 00:05:58,232, Character said: Ok I'm not talking about that.

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At 00:06:00,026, Character said: And what the hell are you talking about?

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At 00:06:01,486, Character said: I'm talking about none ya.

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At 00:06:03,071, Character said: None ya goddamn business?

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At 00:06:05,073, Character said: Ha-ha you're f***g hilarious.

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At 00:06:07,075, Character said: See you're so jealous gay boy.

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At 00:06:08,910, Character said: Look at you!

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At 00:06:10,870, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:06:11,829, Character said: I may be gay,

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At 00:06:13,331, Character said: but at least I'm not a f***g faggot

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At 00:06:14,999, Character said: like you are! Wow.

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At 00:06:15,917, Character said: Wow.

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At 00:06:17,794, Character said: The jealousy right now is f***g,

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At 00:06:19,545, Character said: like, seeping out of your pores.

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At 00:06:22,507, Character said: How dare you come out with homophobia?

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At 00:06:24,759, Character said: I've g***t a brother who's
gay, for Christ's sake.

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At 00:06:30,348, Character said: Hey, pipe it down back there.

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At 00:06:32,976, Character said: I said, pipe it the f***k!

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At 00:06:34,435, Character said: Goddamn it!

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At 00:06:37,605, Character said: Just f***g go take care of it.

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At 00:06:39,899, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:06:42,402, Character said: Get a move on, Elton John.

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At 00:06:44,195, Character said: S***k my crocodile c***k.

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At 00:06:47,949, Character said: You know, crocodiles have, like,
scientifically very small penises, right?

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At 00:06:51,452, Character said: So do you!

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At 00:07:37,165, Character said: Ugh.

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At 00:07:48,968, Character said: You look hot!

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At 00:07:52,388, Character said: Are you hot?

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At 00:07:56,017, Character said: Awww.

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At 00:07:57,560, Character said: You're sweaty.

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At 00:08:00,730, Character said: All right.

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At 00:08:02,273, Character said: Here's what we're going to do.

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At 00:08:03,774, Character said: We're going to blast the AC.

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At 00:08:06,736, Character said: Isn't that cool?

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At 00:08:08,446, Character said: And you are going to be f***g quiet.

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At 00:08:13,784, Character said: You w***e.

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At 00:08:15,369, Character said: You w***e!

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At 00:08:16,579, Character said: You w***e!
Yeaaaghahaa!

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At 00:08:22,293, Character said: But seriously, though,

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At 00:08:23,836, Character said: if you want to live, you know,

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At 00:08:26,589, Character said: just be quiet.

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At 00:08:29,425, Character said: Capiche?

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At 00:08:32,345, Character said: Don't worry. Sugar tit.

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At 00:08:33,596, Character said: We're almost there.

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At 00:08:36,349, Character said: Hey. Oh,

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At 00:08:38,434, Character said: and by almost there, I
mean, we're only about

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At 00:08:41,854, Character said: three hours away.

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At 00:08:55,785, Character said: Well.

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At 00:08:59,372, Character said: Well, what?

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At 00:09:01,582, Character said: Well, what do you expect me to do?

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At 00:09:03,751, Character said: Bro, I don't care what you do.

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At 00:09:05,795, Character said: Your work is done here.

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At 00:09:09,340, Character said: You think you can handle this on your own?

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At 00:09:11,217, Character said: Yeah, I know I can handle it on my own.

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At 00:09:13,386, Character said: This is a big step up for you.

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At 00:09:15,972, Character said: Not really.

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At 00:09:17,265, Character said: Don't act like this isn't a big deal.

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At 00:09:19,225, Character said: It's not a big deal.

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At 00:09:22,270, Character said: It's a huge deal.

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At 00:09:33,906, Character said: Just take the camry and f***g go.

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At 00:09:43,583, Character said: Fine.

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At 00:09:45,167, Character said: Don't call me if you need anything.

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At 00:09:47,086, Character said: I won't need anything.

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At 00:09:48,629, Character said: Okay, great. Don't call me.

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At 00:09:50,464, Character said: I won't.

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At 00:09:51,591, Character said: Okay, great.

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At 00:09:52,967, Character said: Grand. F***g fantastic. Bye.

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At 00:09:56,804, Character said: See you later.

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At 00:09:57,930, Character said: Tell your boyfriend I said hello.

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At 00:10:34,091, Character said: All right.

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At 00:10:35,343, Character said: Thank you. Course I will.

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At 00:10:37,261, Character said: There you go.

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At 00:10:37,928, Character said: There are two mimosas.

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At 00:10:40,306, Character said: Anything else I can do for you girls?

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At 00:10:43,184, Character said: Hello?

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At 00:10:49,649, Character said: Hello?

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At 00:11:00,576, Character said: That's a cute pic.

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At 00:11:02,411, Character said: Yes. Here's to my bestie
moving up in this world.

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At 00:13:08,373, Character said: You must be thirsty.

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At 00:13:13,190, Character said: Don't worry.

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At 00:13:17,589, Character said: You won't be cuffed for too much longer.

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At 00:13:24,470, Character said: You hungry?

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At 00:13:28,933, Character said: I can make you some
Top Ramen if you'd like.

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At 00:14:03,676, Character said: Help! Somebody help me!

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At 00:14:04,969, Character said: Somebody help me!

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At 00:14:07,388, Character said: Help!

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At 00:14:10,266, Character said: Somebody help!

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At 00:14:15,855, Character said: Go ahead and scream.

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At 00:14:16,689, Character said: All you'd like.

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At 00:14:21,235, Character said: That, Nobody's going to hear you out here.

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At 00:14:26,323, Character said: Or us.

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At 00:14:30,160, Character said: Oh. You don't need this, do you?

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At 00:14:36,250, Character said: Bon Apetit!

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At 00:14:45,467, Character said: I mean, she s***s at
replying to text messages.

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At 00:14:48,846, Character said: But normally she doesn't take this long.

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At 00:14:52,600, Character said: Oh. Hell naw.

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At 00:14:53,392, Character said: Come on. She's, like. Glued to that screen.

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At 00:14:56,270, Character said: Do you even try to call the manager?

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At 00:14:58,063, Character said: No I haven't.

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At 00:14:59,773, Character said: What about the agent?

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At 00:15:01,317, Character said: Yo like, maybe she don't
have reception up in there.

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At 00:15:04,403, Character said: Good idea.

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At 00:15:05,571, Character said: Let me try now.

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At 00:15:07,031, Character said: Okay, cool. I'll call you back.

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At 00:15:08,866, Character said: I
Don't think it's going to be easy

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At 00:15:11,160, Character said: but it's not going to be tough

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At 00:15:12,703, Character said: $50,000?

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At 00:15:14,330, Character said: I think we can ask for more

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At 00:15:20,502, Character said: Hey.

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At 00:15:23,339, Character said: Check it out.

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At 00:15:28,260, Character said: Opening bid is $30K.

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At 00:15:32,514, Character said: What?

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At 00:15:34,975, Character said: For Sunday's auction.

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At 00:15:37,019, Character said: Excuse me.

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At 00:15:38,437, Character said: Auction?

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At 00:15:41,815, Character said: The auction?

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At 00:15:43,776, Character said: You know, for the 17th century antiques.

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At 00:15:53,327, Character said: Hello?

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At 00:15:54,578, Character said: It's for you!

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At 00:15:57,081, Character said: You're for sale, my darling.

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At 00:15:59,708, Character said: What do you think?
- I was just gonna.

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At 00:16:01,835, Character said: Keep you here?

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At 00:16:04,505, Character said: What do you want from me?

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At 00:16:08,884, Character said: Thing is, it's not really up to me.

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At 00:16:10,302, Character said: It's.

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At 00:16:11,804, Character said: It's up to the auction.

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At 00:16:14,723, Character said: You'll go to the highest bidder.

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At 00:16:20,229, Character said: Hey, you know, you never know.

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At 00:16:21,355, Character said: You could get snatched
up by a billionaire prince.

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At 00:16:25,901, Character said: True fairy tale story!

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At 00:16:28,237, Character said: I think I'm gonna be sick.

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At 00:16:31,991, Character said: Well.

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At 00:16:34,535, Character said: Actually, there is a uh,

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At 00:16:39,999, Character said: There's an alternative option.

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At 00:16:46,630, Character said: If you...