Meet.Cute.2022.WEBRip.x264-ION10English Subtitles

00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:13,[clattering]

00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:31,[Lauren Spencer-Smith's
"Will You Love Me Tomorrow"]

00:00:31,906 --> 00:00:37,* *

00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:43,- * Tonight you're mine
completely *

00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:46,* *

00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:52,* You give your love
so sweetly *

00:00:52,093 --> 00:00:53,* *

00:00:53,678 --> 00:00:59,* Tonight the light of love *

00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:01,* Is in your eyes *

00:01:01,811 --> 00:01:03,* *

00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:09,* But will you love me
tomorrow? *

00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:12,* *

00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:17,* Is this a lasting treasure *

00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:20,- * Sha-la-la-la,
sha-la-la-la *

00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:25,- * Or just
a moment's pleasure? *

00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:28,- * Sha-la-la-la,
sha-la-la-la *

00:01:28,129 --> 00:01:32,- * Can I believe *

00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:37,* The magic of your sighs? *

00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:43,* Will you still love me
tomorrow? *

00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:46,- Players surging forward
with real menace.

00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:47,Delivery to Vinnie Fisk!

00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,It's a perfect touch.
He's on the breakaway.

00:01:50,026 --> 00:01:51,Keeper comes out--

00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:54,[cheers and applause]

00:01:54,656 --> 00:02:01,* *

00:02:06,876 --> 00:02:08,- Thirsty?

00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:11,- No--good.
I'm--I've g***t something.

00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:14,- I wasn't talking
about the drink.

00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:17,[upbeat music playing]

00:02:17,345 --> 00:02:19,- What? [laughs]
No. What?

00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:20,- You've been
staring at the guy

00:02:20,598 --> 00:02:22,like you've been waiting
to meet him your whole life.

00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:24,Go say hello.

00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:25,Buy him a drink.

00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,- No, not me, uh-uh. No.

00:02:28,064 --> 00:02:30,No, thank you. [laughs]

00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:32,Actually, okay.

00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:34,Okay.

00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:38,Thirsty?

00:02:38,908 --> 00:02:40,- Hmm?

00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:42,- Uh, for a drink.
Not--not sexually.

00:02:42,787 --> 00:02:44,Gross.
I didn't mean it like that.

00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:45,I'm gonna order
an alcoholic beverage.

00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,Would you like to have one,
too, with--with me?

00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:49,- Uh, sure. Why not?

00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:50,- Yeah?
- Yeah.

00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:53,- Okay, great.

00:02:53,798 --> 00:02:54,[clears throat]

00:02:57,552 --> 00:02:59,[clears throat] Phil.
- What can I get you?

00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,both: Old fashioned.

00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:04,[both laughing]
- How adorable.

00:03:04,934 --> 00:03:06,It's a real cute vibe
going on here.

00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:09,- Okay, two old fashioneds,
and you can cut that out, Phil.

00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:11,Hi, I'm Sheila.
- Hi.

00:03:11,816 --> 00:03:13,- Hi.
- I'm, uh--I'm Gary.

00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:15,- Oh, Gary.

00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:17,Wow, so we both have,
like, old-timey names.

00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:21,- Yeah, and I guess
very sadistic parents.

00:03:21,409 --> 00:03:22,- Oh, don't even
get me started.

00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:24,I mean,
there's no couch in here.

00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:26,[laughs]

00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:28,But yeah, Gary's--
that's a good name.

00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:29,That's, like, a strong name.

00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:30,- Yeah, I guess,
if you're, like,

00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:33,a used car salesman
or something.

00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:35,- Oh, wait, you're not a--

00:03:35,173 --> 00:03:36,- A--a used car salesman?

00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:38,- Or a mechanic?

00:03:38,093 --> 00:03:40,- No, no. No. Sorry.

00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:41,- Really needed
to get my car fixed,

00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:44,so I should probably go.

00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:45,- Oh...

00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,- I'm totally kidding.
- Okay.

00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:49,- [laughs]
- Okay.

00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:52,- Ah! Oh, yay!
- Yeah.

00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:54,Thanks, Phil.

00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,both: Cheers, mate!

00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:59,- That was kinda weird.

00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:01,- [chuckles] Well, not really.

00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,- I mean, what are the odds?

00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:04,- Odds are pretty good,
actually.

00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:06,Gary, I gotta come clean
with you.

00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:08,I'm a time traveler
from the future.

00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:10,So I knew everything
you were gonna say.

00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:14,- Right. Okay.
- [laughing]

00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:16,- Okay.
- Yeah.

00:04:16,464 --> 00:04:20,- [clears throat]
So what is the future like?

00:04:20,301 --> 00:04:21,- Kind of what you'd expect,
you know.

00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,Robots hunting down
inferior robots

00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:26,while the humans just watch
and do nothing.

00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:29,- So kind of like
"Blade Runner"?

00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:30,- No, that's a work of fiction,
Gary.

00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:32,This is reality
I'm talking about.

00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:33,- Yeah. Sorry.

00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:34,Yeah, you're right.
- [laughing]

00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:38,- Uh, well, excuse me,
but it sounds like

00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,things are pretty rough
for robots in the future.

00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,- Yes. It's a real injustice.

00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:43,But you know,
I wouldn't worry about it.

00:04:43,908 --> 00:04:45,They actually started their own
civil rights movement.

00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:47,- Wow.
- It's making headway.

00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,I can't talk about it.

00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:50,Plus, I don't wanna f***k up
your timeline.

00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:51,- Thank you. Thank you.
- You're welcome.

00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,- Because I like my timeline.
- Yeah.

00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:54,No, totally.
- You know. So, um--

00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:56,- Mm-hmm. [laughs]

00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:58,You know, all this time travel

00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:01,really makes a girl
super hungry.

00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:02,- Wow.

00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:06,That's--that's
super interesting.

00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:07,- So I'm gonna get some food.

00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:12,Would you like to come with me
and get food?

00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:13,- Food. Yeah.

00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,Let's--let's--
let's go get you some food.

00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:16,- Yeah?
- Yeah. Yeah.

00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:17,- Okay.
- All right.

00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:20,- Okay. Bye, Phil.

00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:23,[soft music]

00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:27,* *

00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:28,I noticed you weren't really
watching the game in there.

00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:30,So what do you have
against televised sports?

00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:33,Did, like, a football kill
your grandpa or something?

00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,- Yeah, actually, it did.

00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:36,Love you, Grandpa.

00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:37,- [laughs]
- No.

00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:39,I didn't really grow up
in a sports-friendly household.

00:05:39,964 --> 00:05:41,You know,
my dad was never home.

00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:44,He was, like,
a traveling professor.

00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:46,And yeah, we never played catch
or anything like that.

00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:48,So I just, like, stayed inside
and watched movies.

00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:52,And you know,
before I knew it, he was dead.

00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,- I'm sorry.
- Don't be.

00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:56,What are you gonna do?
You know?

00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,- My dad's dead too.

00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:01,- Oh.

00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:03,- [laughing]
I don't know why...

00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:07,Uh, he was a--also a traveling
alcoholic, more so.

00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,Traveled from bar to bar,
you know?

00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:12,And then eventually
it just--it killed him.

00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:14,- I'm sorry.

00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:15,- That's okay.

00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:18,- Well, clearly, it didn't f***k
either one of us up.

00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:21,- No. Very normal people.
- Yeah.

00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:22,We're so normal.
- Mm-hmm.

00:06:22,465 --> 00:06:24,- Nothing wrong with us at all.
- No.

00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:25,I mean,
other than the fact that

00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:27,I'm about to ruin your life.
- Yeah?

00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,I had a feeling.

00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:31,- Ladies, come drink for free!

00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:34,[indistinct chatter]

00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:35,- Okay. We're here.

00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:37,What should we choose?

00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:40,- Well, it's a real
"Sophie's Choice"

00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:42,kind of decision now, isn't it?

00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,- I love...