Confessions of a Shopaholic 2009-en Subtitles

00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:22,[ � Ric Ocasek: Emotion in Motion ]

00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:30,[woman] When I was a little girl,

00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:34,there were real prices and mom prices.

00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:38,Real prices g***t you shiny,
sparkly things that lasted three weeks,

00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:41,and mom prices g***t you brown things...

00:00:41,641 --> 00:00:43,...that lasted forever.

00:00:43,643 --> 00:00:45,You notice they were 50 percent off?

00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:48,- Look at...
- [laughing]

00:00:53,653 --> 00:00:55,[woman] But when I looked
into shop windows,

00:00:55,822 --> 00:00:57,I saw another world.

00:00:57,524 --> 00:01:00,A dreamy world full of perfect things.

00:01:00,293 --> 00:01:04,A world where grown-up girls
g***t what they wanted.

00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,[woman] They were beautiful.

00:01:09,469 --> 00:01:12,Like fairies or princesses.

00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:18,They didn't even need any money,
they had magic cards.

00:01:22,715 --> 00:01:24,I wanted one.

00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,Little did I know...

00:01:27,287 --> 00:01:29,...I would end up with 12.

00:01:29,489 --> 00:01:31,[ � Adrienne Bailon: Uncontrollable ]

00:01:31,191 --> 00:01:34,[woman] Rebecca Bloomwood.
Occupation: Journalist.

00:01:34,861 --> 00:01:38,Jacket: Visa. Dress: AMEX.

00:01:38,631 --> 00:01:41,Belt: MasterCard.

00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:44,It's vintage. And I g***t
one percent cash back.

00:01:44,204 --> 00:01:47,Bag: Gucci!

00:01:47,207 --> 00:01:49,And worth every penny.

00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:53,Moving to New York, I met guys.

00:01:54,013 --> 00:01:56,And that kind of put things
in perspective.

00:01:56,716 --> 00:02:00,'Cause you know that thing, when you see
someone cute and he smiles,

00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:01,and your heart kind of goes

00:02:01,387 --> 00:02:04,like warm butter
sliding down hot toast?

00:02:06,893 --> 00:02:09,Well, that's what it's like
when I see a store.

00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:11,Only it's better.

00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:20,[Rebecca] You see,
a man will never love you

00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:23,or treat you as well as a store.

00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:26,If a man doesn't fit, you can't
exchange him seven days later

00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:29,for a gorgeous cashmere sweater.

00:02:29,682 --> 00:02:32,And a store always smells good.

00:02:33,753 --> 00:02:36,A store can awaken a lust for things

00:02:36,055 --> 00:02:38,you never even knew you needed.

00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:43,And when your fingers grasp
those shiny, new bags...

00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:48,[Rebecca] Oh, yes! Oh, yes!

00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:52,Oh, no... I spent $900.

00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:56,So you are covering
the yard and tool expo, right?

00:02:56,543 --> 00:03:00,- I'm on it.
- [phone ringing]

00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:02,[Rebecca] OK, don't panic.

00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:06,Calm. Calm. Bloomingdale's.

00:03:06,219 --> 00:03:07,Well, that would be the pants.

00:03:07,787 --> 00:03:09,I had to get the pants to match the...

00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:11,- Oh, shoes.
- I...

00:03:13,593 --> 00:03:15,[Rebecca] Hold on...

00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:18,- Somebody's stolen my credit card!
- Oh, my God.

00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:20,Somebody has stolen
my credit card and gone

00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:23,on an insane spending spree
around New York.

00:03:23,303 --> 00:03:24,- No!
- Yeah!

00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:26,Outdoor World? I've never been
to Outdoor World.

00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:28,Yes, you have.

00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:32,- You bought that tent, remember?
- No, I didn't.

00:03:32,612 --> 00:03:35,- For Kristen's going-away present.
- Never seen a tent.

00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,I organized the collection
and gave you the money.

00:03:41,254 --> 00:03:42,Oh...

00:03:45,325 --> 00:03:49,"Special skills: Fencing"?
Fluent in Finnish?

00:03:49,996 --> 00:03:52,[Rebecca] What?
Who doesn't pad their resume?

00:03:52,131 --> 00:03:53,Shoe! Thanks.

00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,Why can't you get changed
in your own office?

00:03:55,835 --> 00:03:58,And let everyone at Gardening Today

00:03:58,204 --> 00:04:01,know I've secretly arranged
an interview at Alette magazine?

00:04:01,107 --> 00:04:04,Did I mention I have
an interview at Alette magazine?

00:04:04,777 --> 00:04:06,Only about a billion times.

00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:08,- OK...
- It's kind of a leap, isn't it?

00:04:08,448 --> 00:04:10,Gardening to fashion?

00:04:10,817 --> 00:04:12,I mean, not that I meant
you couldn't do it...

00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:16,Suze... since I was I wanted to work at Alette magazine.

00:04:16,656 --> 00:04:20,If I can just get this job
I will be happy forever.

00:04:20,126 --> 00:04:21,Wow.

00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:21,[ � Kat DeLuna: Calling You]

00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,[ � Kat DeLuna: Calling You]

00:04:55,795 --> 00:05:01,[Rebecca] Rebecca, you just
g***t a credit card bill of $900.

00:05:01,367 --> 00:05:04,You do not need a scarf.

00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,Then again...

00:05:09,008 --> 00:05:12,...who needs a scarf?

00:05:12,178 --> 00:05:15,Wrap some old jeans around
your neck, that'll keep you warm.

00:05:15,548 --> 00:05:17,That's what your mother would do.

00:05:18,017 --> 00:05:20,You're right, she would.

00:05:20,186 --> 00:05:23,The point about this scarf is that

00:05:23,756 --> 00:05:27,it would become part
of a definition of your...

00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,Of your psyche.

00:05:30,296 --> 00:05:32,Do you see what I mean?

00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:34,No, I do. Keep talking.

00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:38,It would make your eyes look bigger.

00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:41,Mmm... [sighs]

00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:44,It would make my haircut
look more expensive.

00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:46,You'd wear it with everything.

00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,It would be an investment.

00:05:47,647 --> 00:05:50,You would walk into
that interview confident.

00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:52,- Confident.
- And poised.

00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:57,- Poised.
- The girl in the green scarf.

00:05:59,659 --> 00:06:01,The green scarf, please.

00:06:01,227 --> 00:06:03,Good choice. It's the last one.

00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:06,That'll be $120.
How would you like to pay?

00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:10,Here's $50 in cash,
can you put 30 on this card...

00:06:15,975 --> 00:06:17,Ten on that.

00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:20,Twenty on that.

00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:26,- It's so cute.
- Declined.

00:06:26,085 --> 00:06:29,Really? Could you just...
Could you try it again?

00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:33,- [register beeps]
- Really declined.

00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:37,- Could you put this to one side...?
- I can't hold sale items.

00:06:43,536 --> 00:06:46,- Excuse me. It's an emergency.
- [man] Back of the line!

00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:50,Excuse me, this is an emergency.
Excuse you, excuse me!

00:06:50,109 --> 00:06:51,- Do you do cash back?
- What?

00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:54,If I give you a check for $23,
will you give me

00:06:54,313 --> 00:06:56,one of your hot dogs
and $20 cash back, please?

00:06:56,849 --> 00:06:59,- Do I look like a bank?
- I have an interview.

00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:01,They don't hold items.
It's a desperately important scarf.

00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:04,Desperately important scarf.

00:07:04,123 --> 00:07:07,Know what? It's for my great-aunt.
She's in the hospital.

00:07:07,059 --> 00:07:08,Can you ask them
to turn the heating up?

00:07:08,494 --> 00:07:10,Want mustard with that?

00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,Please. I will buy all of your hot dogs.

00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:16,- You'll take 97 hot dogs?
- Done.

00:07:16,669 --> 00:07:18,Who do I make it...

00:07:22,008 --> 00:07:24,That means you just paid
$23 for a hot dog!

00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:28,You want your scarf, I want my hot dog.

00:07:29,015 --> 00:07:31,Cost and worth
are very different things.

00:07:31,584 --> 00:07:35,Thank you! My aunt
will really appreciate it.

00:07:45,865 --> 00:07:47,- Hi.
- Hi.

00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:49,I'm here for the interview
at Alette magazine.

00:07:49,735 --> 00:07:53,Alette... Oh, filled, internally.
Yesterday.

00:07:54,006 --> 00:07:56,They did post it on the Web.
Let's see, who g***t the job?

00:07:56,809 --> 00:08:01,Oh...
Speak of the devil.

00:08:01,848 --> 00:08:03,[ � The Pussycat Dolls: Bad Girl]

00:08:04,016 --> 00:08:07,Alicia... Billington....