Meet.The.Parents.720p.x264.BrRip.YIFY Subtitles

At 00:00:13,780, Character said: (Choir) # Show me a man

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At 00:00:16,316, Character said: # Who's gentle and kind

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At 00:00:19,052, Character said: # And I'll show you

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At 00:00:21,688, Character said: # A loser

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At 00:00:24,657, Character said: # Now show me a man

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At 00:00:27,227, Character said: # Who takes what he wants

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At 00:00:32,365, Character said: # 0h, how exciting

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At 00:00:36,770, Character said: # 0h, how exciting

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At 00:00:40,840, Character said: # So the poets sing

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At 00:00:46,679, Character said: # When you're a fool in love

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At 00:00:51,384, Character said: # And nothing goes the way you plan

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At 00:00:55,321, Character said: # And no one cares

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At 00:00:57,090, Character said: # And no one understands

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At 00:00:59,225, Character said: # That you're a fool

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At 00:01:01,227, Character said: # And you're in love

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At 00:01:03,997, Character said: # Never another spring for you

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At 00:01:08,301, Character said: # Never a robin to sing for you

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At 00:01:12,705, Character said: # You're out there on your own

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At 00:01:16,109, Character said: # When you're a fool in love

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At 00:01:23,283, Character said: # When you're a fool in love

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At 00:01:27,720, Character said: # Seems like the skies

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At 00:01:29,689, Character said: # Are always gray

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At 00:01:32,258, Character said: # You turn around,
there's someone in your way

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At 00:01:35,562, Character said: # And it's you

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At 00:01:37,797, Character said: # And you're in love

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At 00:01:40,633, Character said: # Sometimes you think
that your luck has changed

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At 00:01:44,471, Character said: # And a rainbow explodes
'cross the sky

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At 00:01:50,944, Character said: # But when you're a fool in love

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At 00:01:56,483, Character said: # You'll be a fool
till the day you die #

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At 00:02:21,508, Character said: (Man) I know we haven't been
together that long,

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At 00:02:25,111, Character said: but these last 10 months have been
the happiest of my life.

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At 00:02:29,582, Character said: You're not only the person I love,
you're also my best friend...

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At 00:02:34,587, Character said: and I want to spend
the rest of my life with you.

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At 00:02:38,858, Character said: Will you marry me?

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At 00:02:42,328, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:02:43,763, Character said: Seriously, do you think
that sounds good?

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At 00:02:46,366, Character said: - No!
- Really? Cos I think that...

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At 00:02:49,602, Character said: No!

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At 00:02:51,271, Character said: 0h! 0h! Sorry. Sorry.

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At 00:02:53,940, Character said: Sometimes these catheters
can pinch a little bit.

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At 00:02:57,343, Character said: Well, thanks. I appreciate it.

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At 00:02:59,546, Character said: You g***t a real gentle touch
there, Doctor.

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At 00:03:04,384, Character said: She won't be able to say no.

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At 00:03:06,653, Character said: Actually, I'm a nurse.
Doctor'll be right in.

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At 00:03:14,494, Character said: - Good luck, Greg.
- Thanks, Cameron.

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At 00:03:23,069, Character said: 0K, it's time for
our problem of the week.

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At 00:03:26,739, Character said: I want you to pick out
your problem,

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At 00:03:29,709, Character said: a problem that's been
bothering you all week.

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At 00:03:32,412, Character said: With your eyes still closed...

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At 00:03:36,049, Character said: I want you to picture
that problem in your mind.

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At 00:03:39,319, Character said: Pretend it's right there
in front of you.

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At 00:03:42,055, Character said: ..not only my best friend,

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At 00:03:43,723, Character said: but you're also
the person that I...

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At 00:03:46,426, Character said: want to spend the rest
of my life with.

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At 00:03:48,695, Character said: I love you. Will you...marry me?

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At 00:03:52,699, Character said: Now I want you to scare
your problems away.

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At 00:03:56,102, Character said: - I want you to say "boo"!
- Boo!

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At 00:03:59,739, Character said: - B00!
- B00!

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At 00:04:04,544, Character said: All right, you guys are great.
Very good.

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At 00:04:07,380, Character said: I will see you guys after lunch.

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At 00:04:09,515, Character said: Pam, isn't that your special friend?

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At 00:04:12,252, Character said: Yeah, I think so.

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At 00:04:16,055, Character said: - Why don't you talk to him?
- You think I should?

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At 00:04:19,259, Character said: (Kids) Yeah!

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At 00:04:24,464, Character said: Come here!

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At 00:04:26,432, Character said: (Giggling)

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At 00:04:28,434, Character said: - Hi, sweetie.
- How're you doing?

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At 00:04:31,504, Character said: I was in the area, g***t off early,
thought you'd want to go eat.

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At 00:04:35,742, Character said: That's very sweet.
What a nice surprise.

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At 00:04:38,611, Character said: 0h, shoot!
I forgot to change my shoes.

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At 00:04:41,981, Character said: That's 0K. You know I can't resist
a man in nurse's shoes.

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At 00:04:45,952, Character said: I g***t my sneakers here.
Let me change. It'll take a second.

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At 00:04:49,455, Character said: Huh! 0K.

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At 00:04:51,791, Character said: - Honey?
- Hmm?

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At 00:04:53,726, Character said: - Pam.
- Yeah?

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At 00:04:55,561, Character said: - I love you.
- I love you, too.

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At 00:04:58,331, Character said: Come on, sweetie. I g***t a half-hour
before I have to be back.

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At 00:05:01,768, Character said: So you wanna go have lunch?

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At 00:05:04,637, Character said: (Chuckling) What are you doing?

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At 00:05:06,973, Character said: Um, nothing. I just love you so much.

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At 00:05:10,943, Character said: These last 10 months...have been
the happiest of my life.

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At 00:05:15,014, Character said: Yeah, they've been amazing, but...
What's going on?

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At 00:05:18,751, Character said: Nothing. I just...I just feel like,
you know, we're so close.

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At 00:05:22,789, Character said: You're my best friend, and you're
also the woman that I love, and...

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At 00:05:27,627, Character said: You 0K, sweetie? You're acting weird.

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At 00:05:30,163, Character said: I just g***t a crick in my neck.

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At 00:05:31,964, Character said: I did CPR
on a 300-pound crack head today.

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At 00:05:34,967, Character said: - Want me to massage your neck?
- No, no.

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At 00:05:37,370, Character said: Honey, your kids are
trying to tell you something!

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At 00:05:40,807, Character said: - (Phone)
- 0h, hold on.

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At 00:05:42,942, Character said: 0h, it's my sister. Hello. Hi.

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At 00:05:47,814, Character said: You're engaged? Congratulations!

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At 00:05:50,817, Character said: You're getting married in two weeks?
That's...a little soon.

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At 00:05:55,388, Character said: Mom and Dad...really don't know
Bob very well. Dad was 0K with this?

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At 00:06:00,360, Character said: Wow. That was very thoughtful of him.

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At 00:06:02,995, Character said: I can't believe he knew
to ask Dad's permission.

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At 00:06:06,733, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:06:08,034, Character said: I'm just here with Greg.
He's taking me to lunch. He's 0K.

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At 00:06:12,238, Character said: I know you've g***t to go.
All right. I love you. Bye.

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At 00:06:16,476, Character said: So, what's going on?
Debbie's marrying that guy?

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At 00:06:20,113, Character said: Yeah. In two weeks.

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At 00:06:21,681, Character said: Dr. Bob of Denver. Isn't that great?

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At 00:06:24,083, Character said: Yeah, that's... Didn't they
just meet a few months ago?

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At 00:06:28,020, Character said: Yeah, but he asked her
and she said yes.

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At 00:06:30,757, Character said: Well, he asked my dad first.

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At 00:06:32,658, Character said: Yeah, I overheard that.
So he had to ask his permission?

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At 00:06:36,629, Character said: No, he didn't have to.

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At 00:06:38,464, Character said: Bob just understood
that Dad appreciates that.

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At 00:06:42,101, Character said: - Mm-hm.
- Deb said that Dad loves him.

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At 00:06:45,304, Character said: Bob bought him the perfect gift
that just won him over.

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At 00:06:49,075, Character said: Really. Huh, a gift.

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At 00:06:53,379, Character said: (Pam) Is it 0K to X-ray this?
(Greg) Yeah. It won't mutate.

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At 00:07:00,820, Character said: - Sir, that's not gonna fit.
- Wait a second.

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At 00:07:05,057, Character said: It's too big. You g***t to check it.

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At 00:07:08,995, Character said: (Beep)

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At 00:07:10,363, Character said: Raise your arms, sir.

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At 00:07:12,231, Character said: Look, I g***t an engagement ring
in the bag,

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At 00:07:15,234, Character said: so I can't open it here,
can't I just carry it on?

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At 00:07:18,571, Character said: If it don't fit through the frame,
you ain't carrying it on the plane.

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At 00:07:23,276, Character said: 531, New York, La Guardia. Check it.

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At 00:07:25,845, Character said: Wait, wait, excuse me...

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At 00:07:27,780, Character said: Don't worry,
it'll be waiting for you there.

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At 00:07:35,988, Character said: (PA) 'Welcome to La Guardia Airport.
Please follow the signs...'

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At 00:07:47,166, Character said: Excuse me. Hi. You lost my bag
and there's a diamond ring inside it.

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At 00:07:52,738, Character said: I didn't lose your anything, sir.

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At 00:07:55,007, Character said: Put your address here
and we'll ship it when it surfaces.

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At 00:07:58,811, Character said: And if it doesn't?

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At 00:08:00,179, Character said: ** I supposed to go the whole weekend
with just these clothes?

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At 00:08:06,752, Character said: (Pam) It's great. I just thought
you were getting champagne.

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At 00:08:10,156, Character said: Trust me,
your dad's gonna love this gift.

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At 00:08:13,025, Character said: Well, don't forget he's retired.

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At 00:08:15,328, Character said: He was in the rare flower business,
he'll be interested.

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At 00:08:20,199, Character said: Sounds like they're hard to please.

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At 00:08:22,535, Character said: No, not at all.
He's the sweetest man in the world.

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At 00:08:26,072, Character said: - He's gonna love you. I promise.
- As much as he loves Dr. Bob?

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At 00:08:30,109, Character said: (Pam) Easy on the sarcasm.
Humor is wasted on my parents.

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At 00:08:33,980, Character said: (Greg) What, are they Amish?

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At 00:08:40,052, Character said: (Greg) 0K, no jokes.

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At 00:08:44,223, Character said: - What are you doing?
- What?

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At 00:08:46,659, Character said: My dad sees smoking
as...