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00:00:32,750 --> 00:00:35,BEASTLY

00:01:21,950 --> 00:01:23,And the next candidate
for Buckston High School.

00:01:24,052 --> 00:01:26,Green Committee President,
Kyle Kingson.

00:01:34,162 --> 00:01:35,True or false...

00:01:37,065 --> 00:01:41,you are an aggressively
unattractive person.

00:01:41,069 --> 00:01:44,Hatchet face, face-ache,
face like burnt lego?

00:01:46,074 --> 00:01:48,Or did you only
just miss the beauty boat.

00:01:49,277 --> 00:01:53,Any which way,
best embrace the s***k.

00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:55,Beautiful people get it better.

00:01:55,984 --> 00:01:58,That's just the way it is.

00:02:06,928 --> 00:02:11,So-So... what does this g***t to do

00:02:11,332 --> 00:02:13,with running for
Green Committee President?

00:02:14,235 --> 00:02:16,Not much. Except...

00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:20,you'll never elect me 'cause of
my commitment to the environment.

00:02:21,242 --> 00:02:24,I don't have one.
I want this for my transcript.

00:02:24,846 --> 00:02:26,But what you g***t to ask yourselves is,

00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:30,should you vote for me just
because I'm the rich, popular,

00:02:30,752 --> 00:02:33,goodlooking guy with the famous dad?

00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:36,And the answer is, hell yeah.

00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:03,Palm of your hand, man,
palm of your hand.

00:03:03,117 --> 00:03:05,Stellar Angels in America essay.

00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:08,I appreciate all the extra time
you spent with me, Mr. Bernstein.

00:03:08,823 --> 00:03:09,You hate that teacher's guts.

00:03:10,024 --> 00:03:12,Whatever it takes,
'til the college recs are in.

00:03:12,326 --> 00:03:13,Speech killed.

00:03:13,828 --> 00:03:16,Speaking of killing, you see that
ball-biting, voodoo-tatted s***t.

00:03:16,731 --> 00:03:18,But really, who gives?
Stick to my mantra

00:03:18,933 --> 00:03:20,steer clear of the witch.

00:03:20,234 --> 00:03:22,I'll put it out of your head later.

00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:27,What the s***t?

00:03:39,854 --> 00:03:40,Maybe it's just me,

00:03:40,955 --> 00:03:42,but shouldn't whoever runs
the Green Committee

00:03:42,757 --> 00:03:44,actually care about things green?

00:03:46,561 --> 00:03:49,Or be green, like the rest of
your facially disabled coven?

00:03:49,564 --> 00:03:50,Throw it to someone deserving.

00:03:51,566 --> 00:03:52,Lindy Taylor's only going for Treasurer

00:03:52,967 --> 00:03:54,because she knew she couldn't win
President against you.

00:03:54,769 --> 00:03:55,No, no, no. I...

00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:58,But I think we're all hoping that
in the privacy of the voting booth

00:03:58,773 --> 00:04:01,your bandwagoneers will stop
fearing for their social lives

00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:03,and make the right choice.

00:04:04,212 --> 00:04:06,And might I just add,

00:04:06,714 --> 00:04:09,looks are important to you.

00:04:10,118 --> 00:04:11,They're important to everyone.

00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:13,Except you, clearly.

00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:22,Appreciate the smear campaign
and kudos to you and

00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:24,your bitchcrafty friend
for staging a little coup,

00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:26,but if you wanted Prez,
you shoulda had...

00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:27,Actually, I don't want Prez,

00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:30,I don't know Kendra and
I don't let others speak for me.

00:04:30,638 --> 00:04:34,But maybe that's just me being
the defensive scholarship kid. So,

00:04:34,242 --> 00:04:35,best of luck tomorrow.

00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:38,And it's nice to finally meet you
after three years.

00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:01,How are you?

00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:03,Not bad.

00:05:08,009 --> 00:05:09,Elections today.

00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:10,Great.

00:05:11,212 --> 00:05:12,No, not you. I was talking to my son.

00:05:13,014 --> 00:05:15,- Did us proud.
- Yeah, all right.

00:05:15,917 --> 00:05:17,Experimented with heroin too.

00:05:17,919 --> 00:05:21,Terrific. Uh, wait, hold on. Jill,
I g***t to go.

00:05:22,123 --> 00:05:24,Hey, I'm sorry, Jill g***t canned.

00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:28,Yeah, it's probably the way
the baby ten looked on camera.

00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:30,And she's a big-boned girl
to begin with.

00:05:31,332 --> 00:05:33,People like people who look good.

00:05:33,334 --> 00:05:35,Anyone who says otherwise
is dumb or ugly.

00:05:38,039 --> 00:05:40,- Who's Jill?
- I told you about her.

00:05:40,241 --> 00:05:41,I don't think so.

00:05:42,043 --> 00:05:43,And I know this because
the last time we had a conversation

00:05:43,945 --> 00:05:46,that lasted more than five minutes
was sophomore year.

00:05:46,247 --> 00:05:48,I hear you.
Why don't you leave me alone?

00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:51,When I told you I had brain cancer.

00:05:58,459 --> 00:06:02,And? Oh, shoot. Hang on.

00:06:02,597 --> 00:06:03,Rob Kingson.

00:06:12,106 --> 00:06:13,What?

00:06:13,407 --> 00:06:16,Nothing. I say good night.

00:06:16,510 --> 00:06:19,Why, 'cause you need to get home
to your sixteen children?

00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:22,My three children live in Jamaica
with their father, which you know.

00:06:23,517 --> 00:06:24,Do me a favor.

00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:26,Save the sob stories

00:06:26,821 --> 00:06:29,for your heart-to-hearts with Mr. Clean.

00:06:29,824 --> 00:06:31,You no vex me,

00:06:31,626 --> 00:06:32,you stoosh ginnygog.

00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:38,And next year's GC president
Kyle Kingson.

00:06:49,043 --> 00:06:51,Josh Black, please report
to the principal's office.

00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:58,Don't think it was a landslide,
if it makes you feel better.

00:06:58,853 --> 00:06:59,And... and I'm sorry.

00:06:59,854 --> 00:07:01,Is bullshit one word or two?

00:07:01,355 --> 00:07:02,No, it's not...
And I want to make it up to you.

00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:05,I get two Green Party VIP passes.

00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:09,Scores you greenroom access,
that kinda thing. Want one?

00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:13,- What's the catch?
- No catch.

00:07:13,501 --> 00:07:16,- So I'd be like, going with you?
- Yeah.

00:07:17,305 --> 00:07:18,What about your girl friend?

00:07:18,606 --> 00:07:20,Deep-fried barbie doll
e-dumped me last night.

00:07:21,008 --> 00:07:23,Hey, I don't know
what game this is, but I'll play.

00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:24,Really?

00:07:24,312 --> 00:07:26,Everyone deserves a second chance.

00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:30,Besides, you know what
they say about me, don't you?

00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:31,Vicious gossip.

00:07:32,019 --> 00:07:35,And only idiots screw with witches.

00:07:36,023 --> 00:07:37,Careful now.

00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:51,Tell me you did not
get a cheap-a***s rose.

00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,Them no have the orchid.

00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:55,They didn't have it?

00:07:55,343 --> 00:07:57,I told you two weeks ago
to order it.

00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:58,You tell me yesterday,

00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:01,But listen.

00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:07,"A symbol of humility,
the white rose also say,

00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:10,'I ** loyal and worthy of you.'".

00:08:17,398 --> 00:08:18,WTF?

00:08:19,300 --> 00:08:21,And it also means
I ** loyal and worthy of you.

00:08:21,202 --> 00:08:22,- Go blow a goat.
- I'm sorry.

00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:24,The orchid was
this year's yellow ribbon.

00:08:24,405 --> 00:08:25,It was a political statement.

00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:28,Thanks for making me
look like an insensitive bitch.

00:08:34,315 --> 00:08:35,I mean does it s***k so bad?

00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,No, it's... badass.

00:08:42,223 --> 00:08:44,Did I ever congratulate you
on treasurer?

00:08:44,325 --> 00:08:48,Probably never apologized for
my aholian election behavior either.

00:08:48,229 --> 00:08:49,Well... two weeks ago
was the first and last time

00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,you spoke to me in three years.

00:08:51,232 --> 00:08:52,So, um... no.

00:08:53,134 --> 00:08:55,Sorry on all counts.

00:08:56,337 --> 00:08:57,G***t to slave here all night?

00:08:57,438 --> 00:08:58,Slaving all year.

00:08:58,739 --> 00:08:59,Work-study?

00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:02,Yeah. I'm saving
for the Machu Picchu trip.

00:09:02,877 --> 00:09:04,But my shift's almost over.

00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:06,Just in time for the real fun.

00:09:06,180 --> 00:09:07,Yeah, right.

00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:09,She blows it off. Too cool for school?

00:09:10,084 --> 00:09:11,Definitely not. Just...

00:09:11,485 --> 00:09:12,Not your thing.

00:09:13,287 --> 00:09:16,That, and... well, that....