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At 00:00:32,750, Character said: BEASTLY

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At 00:01:21,950, Character said: And the next candidate
for Buckston High School.

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At 00:01:24,052, Character said: Green Committee President,
Kyle Kingson.

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At 00:01:34,162, Character said: True or false...

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At 00:01:37,065, Character said: you are an aggressively
unattractive person.

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At 00:01:41,069, Character said: Hatchet face, face-ache,
face like burnt lego?

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At 00:01:46,074, Character said: Or did you only
just miss the beauty boat.

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At 00:01:49,277, Character said: Any which way,
best embrace the s***k.

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At 00:01:53,781, Character said: Beautiful people get it better.

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At 00:01:55,984, Character said: That's just the way it is.

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At 00:02:06,928, Character said: So-So... what does this g***t to do

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At 00:02:11,332, Character said: with running for
Green Committee President?

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At 00:02:14,235, Character said: Not much. Except...

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At 00:02:17,238, Character said: you'll never elect me 'cause of
my commitment to the environment.

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At 00:02:21,242, Character said: I don't have one.
I want this for my transcript.

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At 00:02:24,846, Character said: But what you g***t to ask yourselves is,

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At 00:02:26,347, Character said: should you vote for me just
because I'm the rich, popular,

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At 00:02:30,752, Character said: goodlooking guy with the famous dad?

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At 00:02:34,555, Character said: And the answer is, hell yeah.

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At 00:03:00,681, Character said: Palm of your hand, man,
palm of your hand.

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At 00:03:03,117, Character said: Stellar Angels in America essay.

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At 00:03:05,319, Character said: I appreciate all the extra time
you spent with me, Mr. Bernstein.

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At 00:03:08,823, Character said: You hate that teacher's guts.

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At 00:03:10,024, Character said: Whatever it takes,
'til the college recs are in.

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At 00:03:12,326, Character said: Speech killed.

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At 00:03:13,828, Character said: Speaking of killing, you see that
ball-biting, voodoo-tatted s***t.

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At 00:03:16,731, Character said: But really, who gives?
Stick to my mantra

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At 00:03:18,933, Character said: steer clear of the witch.

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At 00:03:20,234, Character said: I'll put it out of your head later.

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At 00:03:26,340, Character said: What the s***t?

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At 00:03:39,854, Character said: Maybe it's just me,

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At 00:03:40,955, Character said: but shouldn't whoever runs
the Green Committee

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At 00:03:42,757, Character said: actually care about things green?

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At 00:03:46,561, Character said: Or be green, like the rest of
your facially disabled coven?

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At 00:03:49,564, Character said: Throw it to someone deserving.

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At 00:03:51,566, Character said: Lindy Taylor's only going for Treasurer

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At 00:03:52,967, Character said: because she knew she couldn't win
President against you.

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At 00:03:54,769, Character said: No, no, no. I...

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At 00:03:55,670, Character said: But I think we're all hoping that
in the privacy of the voting booth

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At 00:03:58,773, Character said: your bandwagoneers will stop
fearing for their social lives

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At 00:04:02,009, Character said: and make the right choice.

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At 00:04:04,212, Character said: And might I just add,

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At 00:04:06,714, Character said: looks are important to you.

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At 00:04:10,118, Character said: They're important to everyone.

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At 00:04:11,619, Character said: Except you, clearly.

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At 00:04:19,026, Character said: Appreciate the smear campaign
and kudos to you and

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At 00:04:22,830, Character said: your bitchcrafty friend
for staging a little coup,

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At 00:04:24,832, Character said: but if you wanted Prez,
you shoulda had...

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At 00:04:26,334, Character said: Actually, I don't want Prez,

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At 00:04:28,035, Character said: I don't know Kendra and
I don't let others speak for me.

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At 00:04:30,638, Character said: But maybe that's just me being
the defensive scholarship kid. So,

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At 00:04:34,242, Character said: best of luck tomorrow.

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At 00:04:35,943, Character said: And it's nice to finally meet you
after three years.

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At 00:05:00,468, Character said: How are you?

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At 00:05:02,803, Character said: Not bad.

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At 00:05:08,009, Character said: Elections today.

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At 00:05:09,510, Character said: Great.

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At 00:05:11,212, Character said: No, not you. I was talking to my son.

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At 00:05:13,014, Character said: - Did us proud.
- Yeah, all right.

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At 00:05:15,917, Character said: Experimented with heroin too.

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At 00:05:17,919, Character said: Terrific. Uh, wait, hold on. Jill,
I g***t to go.

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At 00:05:22,123, Character said: Hey, I'm sorry, Jill g***t canned.

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At 00:05:25,726, Character said: Yeah, it's probably the way
the baby ten looked on camera.

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At 00:05:28,629, Character said: And she's a big-boned girl
to begin with.

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At 00:05:31,332, Character said: People like people who look good.

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At 00:05:33,334, Character said: Anyone who says otherwise
is dumb or ugly.

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At 00:05:38,039, Character said: - Who's Jill?
- I told you about her.

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At 00:05:40,241, Character said: I don't think so.

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At 00:05:42,043, Character said: And I know this because
the last time we had a conversation

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At 00:05:43,945, Character said: that lasted more than five minutes
was sophomore year.

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At 00:05:46,247, Character said: I hear you.
Why don't you leave me alone?

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At 00:05:48,849, Character said: When I told you I had brain cancer.

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At 00:05:58,459, Character said: And? Oh, shoot. Hang on.

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At 00:06:02,597, Character said: Rob Kingson.

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At 00:06:12,106, Character said: What?

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At 00:06:13,407, Character said: Nothing. I say good night.

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At 00:06:16,510, Character said: Why, 'cause you need to get home
to your sixteen children?

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At 00:06:19,213, Character said: My three children live in Jamaica
with their father, which you know.

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At 00:06:23,517, Character said: Do me a favor.

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At 00:06:25,519, Character said: Save the sob stories

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At 00:06:26,821, Character said: for your heart-to-hearts with Mr. Clean.

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At 00:06:29,824, Character said: You no vex me,

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At 00:06:31,626, Character said: you stoosh ginnygog.

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At 00:06:34,428, Character said: And next year's GC president
Kyle Kingson.

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At 00:06:49,043, Character said: Josh Black, please report
to the principal's office.

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At 00:06:56,450, Character said: Don't think it was a landslide,
if it makes you feel better.

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At 00:06:58,853, Character said: And... and I'm sorry.

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At 00:06:59,854, Character said: Is bullshit one word or two?

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At 00:07:01,355, Character said: No, it's not...
And I want to make it up to you.

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At 00:07:02,890, Character said: I get two Green Party VIP passes.

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At 00:07:05,593, Character said: Scores you greenroom access,
that kinda thing. Want one?

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At 00:07:10,898, Character said: - What's the catch?
- No catch.

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At 00:07:13,501, Character said: - So I'd be like, going with you?
- Yeah.

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At 00:07:17,305, Character said: What about your girl friend?

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At 00:07:18,606, Character said: Deep-fried barbie doll
e-dumped me last night.

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At 00:07:21,008, Character said: Hey, I don't know
what game this is, but I'll play.

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At 00:07:23,611, Character said: Really?

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At 00:07:24,312, Character said: Everyone deserves a second chance.

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At 00:07:26,814, Character said: Besides, you know what
they say about me, don't you?

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At 00:07:30,518, Character said: Vicious gossip.

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At 00:07:32,019, Character said: And only idiots screw with witches.

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At 00:07:36,023, Character said: Careful now.

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At 00:07:49,937, Character said: Tell me you did not
get a cheap-a***s rose.

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At 00:07:52,640, Character said: Them no have the orchid.

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At 00:07:54,241, Character said: They didn't have it?

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At 00:07:55,343, Character said: I told you two weeks ago
to order it.

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At 00:07:57,144, Character said: You tell me yesterday,

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At 00:08:00,047, Character said: But listen.

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At 00:08:03,784, Character said: "A symbol of humility,
the white rose also say,

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At 00:08:07,588, Character said: 'I ** loyal and worthy of you.'".

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At 00:08:17,398, Character said: WTF?

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At 00:08:19,300, Character said: And it also means
I ** loyal and worthy of you.

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At 00:08:21,202, Character said: - Go blow a goat.
- I'm sorry.

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At 00:08:22,903, Character said: The orchid was
this year's yellow ribbon.

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At 00:08:24,405, Character said: It was a political statement.

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At 00:08:25,906, Character said: Thanks for making me
look like an insensitive bitch.

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At 00:08:34,315, Character said: I mean does it s***k so bad?

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At 00:08:36,016, Character said: No, it's... badass.

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At 00:08:42,223, Character said: Did I ever congratulate you
on treasurer?

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At 00:08:44,325, Character said: Probably never apologized for
my aholian election behavior either.

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At 00:08:48,229, Character said: Well... two weeks ago
was the first and last time

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At 00:08:50,030, Character said: you spoke to me in three years.

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At 00:08:51,232, Character said: So, um... no.

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At 00:08:53,134, Character said: Sorry on all counts.

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At 00:08:56,337, Character said: G***t to slave here all night?

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At 00:08:57,438, Character said: Slaving all year.

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At 00:08:58,739, Character said: Work-study?

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At 00:08:59,740, Character said: Yeah. I'm saving
for the Machu Picchu trip.

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At 00:09:02,877, Character said: But my shift's almost over.

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At 00:09:04,578, Character said: Just in time for the real fun.

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At 00:09:06,180, Character said: Yeah, right.

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At 00:09:07,581, Character said: She blows it off. Too cool for school?

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At 00:09:10,084, Character said: Definitely not. Just...

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At 00:09:11,485, Character said: Not your thing.

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At 00:09:13,287, Character said: That, and... well, that....