Addyson James - Catfish - MissaX Subtitles

At 00:00:42,250, Character said: Open the door.

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At 00:01:03,330, Character said: No. No change.

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At 00:01:04,970, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:01:09,330, Character said: Who was that?

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At 00:01:12,430, Character said: Pad Thai, fried rice, and... S***t, they
f***d up my order.

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At 00:01:18,350, Character said: You ordered food again?

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At 00:01:20,530, Character said: Yeah, I didn't have time to cook, and
there's no food in the fridge.

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At 00:01:25,590, Character said: You look nice.

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At 00:01:26,630, Character said: Where are you going?

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At 00:01:29,570, Character said: You're not staying here all afternoon,
are you?

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At 00:01:31,990, Character said: Yeah, I'm meeting someone.

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At 00:01:34,730, Character said: Here?

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At 00:01:36,010, Character said: Down the block, but we'll come back
here.

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At 00:01:39,350, Character said: No. No, you can't. Not today.

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At 00:01:42,860, Character said: I can, and I will.

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At 00:01:54,120, Character said: Hasn't your dad talked to you about
spending so much money ordering in?

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At 00:01:58,800, Character said: Look,

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At 00:02:00,380, Character said: how about I give you some money, you and
your friend can go grab some food, and

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At 00:02:04,860, Character said: go to the movies later.

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At 00:02:07,580, Character said: In fact, why didn't you...

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At 00:02:09,850, Character said: Stay out all night and forget about
curfew.

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At 00:02:12,890, Character said: Actually, I'm glad you brought that up,
because I'm not following curfew

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At 00:02:15,750, Character said: anymore.

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At 00:02:16,790, Character said: What? Of course you are.

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At 00:02:19,230, Character said: No, I'm 19, and you're no longer my
stepmom.

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At 00:02:22,410, Character said: You and Dad g***t divorced, so let's not
pretend like there's some house rules I

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At 00:02:25,630, Character said: need to follow.

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At 00:02:26,210, Character said: There has to be rules if you're going to
live in this house.

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At 00:02:29,470, Character said: No. I mean, you want me living here,
right?

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At 00:02:32,350, Character said: Yes. Okay, I'm going to start carrying
my weight around here, paying half the

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At 00:02:35,970, Character said: mortgage with my rent, so...

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At 00:02:37,800, Character said: I'm not following no f***g curfew.

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At 00:02:40,080, Character said: Language. I'm not watching my language
either.

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At 00:02:47,300, Character said: I really need the house to myself
tonight, baby.

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At 00:02:50,860, Character said: No can do. It's a hot date and I'd like
to try to get some action.

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At 00:02:55,460, Character said: No, you can't have s***x.

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At 00:02:57,240, Character said: Definitely not in this house.

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At 00:03:00,400, Character said: Baby. Why are you all over my nut?

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At 00:03:03,380, Character said: What's with the dress?

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At 00:03:05,340, Character said: Listen. You can go out on a date, of
course.

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At 00:03:07,800, Character said: I just don't want you to be with someone
who's going to spread her legs on the

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At 00:03:11,460, Character said: first date.

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At 00:03:15,480, Character said: Put the food in the fridge.

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At 00:03:17,460, Character said: We can eat it tomorrow. You know how
much I love Pad Thai.

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At 00:03:20,660, Character said: Yeah, I know. Her too.

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At 00:03:23,060, Character said: We're staying in. It's already been
decided.

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At 00:03:26,220, Character said: How did you meet this girl?

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At 00:03:28,060, Character said: An app.

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At 00:03:30,480, Character said: Is this the first time you're meeting
her?

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At 00:03:32,620, Character said: Jesus f***g Christ. I thought step
parents were supposed to be like hands

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At 00:03:35,960, Character said: This feels like an interrogation.

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At 00:03:39,200, Character said: You're right.

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At 00:03:40,100, Character said: I'm sorry.

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At 00:03:41,760, Character said: And you, what's this all about?

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At 00:03:44,860, Character said: Do you like it?

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At 00:03:48,260, Character said: I'm going on a date tonight, too.

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At 00:03:50,120, Character said: And we're eating in.

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At 00:03:52,020, Character said: Thank God.

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At 00:03:53,600, Character said: What is that supposed to mean?

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At 00:03:55,260, Character said: It's high time you moved on from Dad.

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At 00:03:57,100, Character said: And with how stressed you've been
lately, you definitely need to get...

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At 00:04:04,840, Character said: Are you meeting him here?

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At 00:04:06,660, Character said: No. We're meeting at the coffee shop.

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At 00:04:09,940, Character said: You know, it can never be too safe.

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At 00:04:12,640, Character said: What time are you supposed to meet him?

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At 00:04:15,840, Character said: Now, actually. Jesus.

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At 00:04:18,000, Character said: Oh, s***t. Me too.

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At 00:04:20,260, Character said: He's supposed to text me when he's
nearby.

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At 00:04:23,000, Character said: Same with my day.

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At 00:04:24,620, Character said: Maybe we should meet at the cafe
together.

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At 00:04:27,060, Character said: No. No, absolutely not.

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At 00:04:29,520, Character said: I'm not letting you interrogate this
girl. I won't. I cross my heart.

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At 00:04:33,580, Character said: I just don't want to show up there
without him texting me, telling me that

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At 00:04:37,140, Character said: on his way.

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At 00:04:38,840, Character said: I'm sure he will.

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At 00:04:40,940, Character said: My date said she'd text me when she's
close to the cafe, but she hasn't.

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At 00:04:45,600, Character said: Maybe there's bad traffic.

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At 00:04:47,520, Character said: I don't know. She said she lived pretty
close by.

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At 00:04:51,680, Character said: Mine did, too. He didn't say where. He
just said nearby.

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At 00:04:57,000, Character said: I'm not paying for a $10 coffee for just
to pull a no -show.

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At 00:05:00,820, Character said: I already spent too much on this food.

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At 00:05:06,189, Character said: Well, have you texted her to see what's
up?

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At 00:05:09,530, Character said: No, I don't want to seem too needy.

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At 00:05:11,590, Character said: It's no big deal. Just text ETA.

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At 00:05:14,650, Character said: It's super casual.

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At 00:05:17,530, Character said: She might think you're not interested.

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At 00:05:20,950, Character said: That's some s***t advice.

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At 00:05:24,250, Character said: Language! Oh, you know it's true.

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At 00:05:26,670, Character said: Why don't you text your date ETA?

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At 00:05:29,650, Character said: No. I think the man should text first.

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At 00:05:33,710, Character said: That puts a lot of... People are kind of
a checkmate, don't you think?

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At 00:05:38,090, Character said: Have you met this girl before?

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At 00:05:40,350, Character said: No. She's super stunning, though. Super
cool.

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At 00:05:44,410, Character said: Dating was so different when I was your
age.

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At 00:05:46,670, Character said: We actually had to go out in the world
and meet people.

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At 00:05:50,190, Character said: How did that work?

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At 00:05:51,710, Character said: It just did.

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At 00:05:53,190, Character said: Come on. Just text her.

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At 00:05:55,550, Character said: No. You text your date first.

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At 00:06:00,710, Character said: What if we text them at the same time?

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At 00:06:05,070, Character said: Okay. Okay.

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At 00:06:21,990, Character said: You're not... College boy 345?

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At 00:06:26,950, Character said: No mama 89?

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At 00:06:31,330, Character said: Can't be happening.

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At 00:06:35,059, Character said: I didn't know you liked younger guys.

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At 00:06:38,280, Character said: I thought I would try something
different.

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At 00:06:41,480, Character said: I mean, you know what they say about
younger men.

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At 00:06:45,260, Character said: Are those photos really of you?

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At 00:06:47,560, Character said: Yeah. I can't believe you're about to go
on a date with a guy that didn't even

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At 00:06:50,400, Character said: show his face.

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At 00:06:52,180, Character said: It was a good body.

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At 00:06:56,200, Character said: Wait a second.

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At 00:06:59,560, Character said: Did you catfish me?

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At 00:07:02,840, Character said: It looked close, right?

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At 00:07:06,220, Character said: Who is this?

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At 00:07:08,620, Character said: It's a soap opera actress.

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At 00:07:11,020, Character said: I figured none of the younger men would
recognize her.

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At 00:07:15,800, Character said: She kind of looks like you.

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At 00:07:17,940, Character said: You think?

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At 00:07:19,780, Character said: I figured if I dressed up a little bit,
I would look like her.

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At 00:07:27,840, Character said: You're hotter.

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At 00:07:29,620, Character said: Well, now what are we going to do?

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At 00:07:31,840, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:07:33,540, Character said: I g***t all dressed up for nothing.

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At 00:07:36,159, Character said: We can still have our date.

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At 00:07:38,380, Character said: G***t you a bad time, Mom.

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At 00:07:40,220, Character said: Stop picking on me.

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At 00:07:42,200, Character said: I'm being serious.

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At 00:07:44,000, Character said: I was married to your father.

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At 00:07:46,060, Character said: So? I don't care.

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At 00:07:47,660, Character said: I often thought about how much we have
in common, and clearly I'm your type.

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At 00:07:52,820, Character said: And I'm yours?

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At 00:07:56,220, Character said: Have you ever been with younger men?

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At 00:08:01,000, Character said: How long have you been interested in
older women?

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At 00:08:05,960, Character said: As long as I can remember.

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At 00:08:08,220, Character said: You're pulling my leg.

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At 00:08:09,940, Character said: No, I like confidence and experience.

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At 00:08:13,780, Character said: Why don't you just do it for me?

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At 00:08:15,560, Character said: That's really refreshing.

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At 00:08:17,200, Character said: When I was your age, I didn't think
anyone would want me over the age of 25.

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At 00:08:21,540, Character said: And sometimes it's still a little hard
to get over.

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At 00:08:27,620, Character said: Most women don't come into their
tribunal until around 35.

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At 00:08:32,740, Character said: You're really laying it on thick now.

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