Addyson James - Catfish - MissaX Subtitles

00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:43,Open the door.

00:01:03,330 --> 00:01:04,No. No change.

00:01:04,970 --> 00:01:05,Thank you.

00:01:09,330 --> 00:01:10,Who was that?

00:01:12,430 --> 00:01:17,Pad Thai, fried rice, and... S***t, they
f***d up my order.

00:01:18,350 --> 00:01:19,You ordered food again?

00:01:20,530 --> 00:01:22,Yeah, I didn't have time to cook, and
there's no food in the fridge.

00:01:25,590 --> 00:01:26,You look nice.

00:01:26,630 --> 00:01:27,Where are you going?

00:01:29,570 --> 00:01:31,You're not staying here all afternoon,
are you?

00:01:31,990 --> 00:01:33,Yeah, I'm meeting someone.

00:01:34,730 --> 00:01:35,Here?

00:01:36,010 --> 00:01:37,Down the block, but we'll come back
here.

00:01:39,350 --> 00:01:41,No. No, you can't. Not today.

00:01:42,860 --> 00:01:44,I can, and I will.

00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:57,Hasn't your dad talked to you about
spending so much money ordering in?

00:01:58,800 --> 00:01:59,Look,

00:02:00,380 --> 00:02:04,how about I give you some money, you and
your friend can go grab some food, and

00:02:04,860 --> 00:02:06,go to the movies later.

00:02:07,580 --> 00:02:09,In fact, why didn't you...

00:02:09,850 --> 00:02:11,Stay out all night and forget about
curfew.

00:02:12,890 --> 00:02:15,Actually, I'm glad you brought that up,
because I'm not following curfew

00:02:15,750 --> 00:02:16,anymore.

00:02:16,790 --> 00:02:18,What? Of course you are.

00:02:19,230 --> 00:02:21,No, I'm 19, and you're no longer my
stepmom.

00:02:22,410 --> 00:02:25,You and Dad g***t divorced, so let's not
pretend like there's some house rules I

00:02:25,630 --> 00:02:26,need to follow.

00:02:26,210 --> 00:02:28,There has to be rules if you're going to
live in this house.

00:02:29,470 --> 00:02:31,No. I mean, you want me living here,
right?

00:02:32,350 --> 00:02:35,Yes. Okay, I'm going to start carrying
my weight around here, paying half the

00:02:35,970 --> 00:02:37,mortgage with my rent, so...

00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:39,I'm not following no f***g curfew.

00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:42,Language. I'm not watching my language
either.

00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:50,I really need the house to myself
tonight, baby.

00:02:50,860 --> 00:02:54,No can do. It's a hot date and I'd like
to try to get some action.

00:02:55,460 --> 00:02:57,No, you can't have s***x.

00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:58,Definitely not in this house.

00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,Baby. Why are you all over my nut?

00:03:03,380 --> 00:03:04,What's with the dress?

00:03:05,340 --> 00:03:07,Listen. You can go out on a date, of
course.

00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:11,I just don't want you to be with someone
who's going to spread her legs on the

00:03:11,460 --> 00:03:12,first date.

00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:16,Put the food in the fridge.

00:03:17,460 --> 00:03:20,We can eat it tomorrow. You know how
much I love Pad Thai.

00:03:20,660 --> 00:03:22,Yeah, I know. Her too.

00:03:23,060 --> 00:03:24,We're staying in. It's already been
decided.

00:03:26,220 --> 00:03:27,How did you meet this girl?

00:03:28,060 --> 00:03:29,An app.

00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:32,Is this the first time you're meeting
her?

00:03:32,620 --> 00:03:35,Jesus f***g Christ. I thought step
parents were supposed to be like hands

00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:37,This feels like an interrogation.

00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:40,You're right.

00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:41,I'm sorry.

00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:43,And you, what's this all about?

00:03:44,860 --> 00:03:45,Do you like it?

00:03:48,260 --> 00:03:49,I'm going on a date tonight, too.

00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:51,And we're eating in.

00:03:52,020 --> 00:03:53,Thank God.

00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:54,What is that supposed to mean?

00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:56,It's high time you moved on from Dad.

00:03:57,100 --> 00:03:59,And with how stressed you've been
lately, you definitely need to get...

00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:05,Are you meeting him here?

00:04:06,660 --> 00:04:08,No. We're meeting at the coffee shop.

00:04:09,940 --> 00:04:11,You know, it can never be too safe.

00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:14,What time are you supposed to meet him?

00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:17,Now, actually. Jesus.

00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,Oh, s***t. Me too.

00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,He's supposed to text me when he's
nearby.

00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,Same with my day.

00:04:24,620 --> 00:04:26,Maybe we should meet at the cafe
together.

00:04:27,060 --> 00:04:29,No. No, absolutely not.

00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:33,I'm not letting you interrogate this
girl. I won't. I cross my heart.

00:04:33,580 --> 00:04:37,I just don't want to show up there
without him texting me, telling me that

00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:38,on his way.

00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:40,I'm sure he will.

00:04:40,940 --> 00:04:44,My date said she'd text me when she's
close to the cafe, but she hasn't.

00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:46,Maybe there's bad traffic.

00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,I don't know. She said she lived pretty
close by.

00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:54,Mine did, too. He didn't say where. He
just said nearby.

00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:00,I'm not paying for a $10 coffee for just
to pull a no -show.

00:05:00,820 --> 00:05:02,I already spent too much on this food.

00:05:06,189 --> 00:05:08,Well, have you texted her to see what's
up?

00:05:09,530 --> 00:05:10,No, I don't want to seem too needy.

00:05:11,590 --> 00:05:13,It's no big deal. Just text ETA.

00:05:14,650 --> 00:05:15,It's super casual.

00:05:17,530 --> 00:05:19,She might think you're not interested.

00:05:20,950 --> 00:05:23,That's some s***t advice.

00:05:24,250 --> 00:05:26,Language! Oh, you know it's true.

00:05:26,670 --> 00:05:28,Why don't you text your date ETA?

00:05:29,650 --> 00:05:32,No. I think the man should text first.

00:05:33,710 --> 00:05:37,That puts a lot of... People are kind of
a checkmate, don't you think?

00:05:38,090 --> 00:05:39,Have you met this girl before?

00:05:40,350 --> 00:05:43,No. She's super stunning, though. Super
cool.

00:05:44,410 --> 00:05:46,Dating was so different when I was your
age.

00:05:46,670 --> 00:05:49,We actually had to go out in the world
and meet people.

00:05:50,190 --> 00:05:51,How did that work?

00:05:51,710 --> 00:05:52,It just did.

00:05:53,190 --> 00:05:54,Come on. Just text her.

00:05:55,550 --> 00:05:57,No. You text your date first.

00:06:00,710 --> 00:06:03,What if we text them at the same time?

00:06:05,070 --> 00:06:06,Okay. Okay.

00:06:21,990 --> 00:06:26,You're not... College boy 345?

00:06:26,950 --> 00:06:28,No mama 89?

00:06:31,330 --> 00:06:32,Can't be happening.

00:06:35,059 --> 00:06:36,I didn't know you liked younger guys.

00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:40,I thought I would try something
different.

00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:43,I mean, you know what they say about
younger men.

00:06:45,260 --> 00:06:46,Are those photos really of you?

00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:50,Yeah. I can't believe you're about to go
on a date with a guy that didn't even

00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:51,show his face.

00:06:52,180 --> 00:06:53,It was a good body.

00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,Wait a second.

00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:00,Did you catfish me?

00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:03,It looked close, right?

00:07:06,220 --> 00:07:07,Who is this?

00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:10,It's a soap opera actress.

00:07:11,020 --> 00:07:14,I figured none of the younger men would
recognize her.

00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:17,She kind of looks like you.

00:07:17,940 --> 00:07:18,You think?

00:07:19,780 --> 00:07:24,I figured if I dressed up a little bit,
I would look like her.

00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:28,You're hotter.

00:07:29,620 --> 00:07:30,Well, now what are we going to do?

00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:32,I don't know.

00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:35,I g***t all dressed up for nothing.

00:07:36,159 --> 00:07:37,We can still have our date.

00:07:38,380 --> 00:07:39,G***t you a bad time, Mom.

00:07:40,220 --> 00:07:41,Stop picking on me.

00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,I'm being serious.

00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,I was married to your father.

00:07:46,060 --> 00:07:47,So? I don't care.

00:07:47,660 --> 00:07:51,I often thought about how much we have
in common, and clearly I'm your type.

00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:54,And I'm yours?

00:07:56,220 --> 00:07:58,Have you ever been with younger men?

00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:05,How long have you been interested in
older women?

00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:07,As long as I can remember.

00:08:08,220 --> 00:08:09,You're pulling my leg.

00:08:09,940 --> 00:08:13,No, I like confidence and experience.

00:08:13,780 --> 00:08:15,Why don't you just do it for me?

00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:16,That's really refreshing.

00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:20,When I was your age, I didn't think
anyone would want me over the age of 25.

00:08:21,540 --> 00:08:24,And sometimes it's still a little hard
to get over.

00:08:27,620 --> 00:08:30,Most women don't come into their
tribunal until around 35.

00:08:32,740 --> 00:08:34,You're really laying it on thick now.

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