The Beach Boys An American Family 2000 s01e02.eng Subtitles

00:00:20,458 --> 00:00:22,(PLAYING CALIFORNIA GIRLS)

00:00:24,792 --> 00:00:27,? Well, East Coast
girls are hip

00:00:27,417 --> 00:00:31,? I really dig
those styles they wear

00:00:32,250 --> 00:00:36,? And the Southern girls,
with the way they talk

00:00:36,292 --> 00:00:39,? They knock me out
when I'm down there

00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:43,? The Midwest
farmers' daughters

00:00:43,958 --> 00:00:48,? Really make you
feel all right

00:00:48,625 --> 00:00:52,? And the Northern girls,
with the way they kiss

00:00:52,750 --> 00:00:56,? They keep their
boyfriends warm at night

00:00:57,375 --> 00:01:01,? I wish they all
could be California

00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:05,? Wish they all
could be California

00:01:05,792 --> 00:01:10,? I wish they all could be
California girls

00:01:14,042 --> 00:01:17,? The West Coast
has the sunshine

00:01:17,042 --> 00:01:21,? And the girls
all get so tanned

00:01:21,667 --> 00:01:25,? I dig a French bikini
on Hawaiian Island dolls

00:01:25,667 --> 00:01:29,? By a palm tree
in the sand

00:01:30,625 --> 00:01:34,? I been all around
this great big world

00:01:34,208 --> 00:01:37,? And I seen
all kinds of girls

00:01:38,250 --> 00:01:42,? Yeah, but I couldn't wait
to get back to the States

00:01:42,333 --> 00:01:44,? Back to the
cutest girls in the world

00:01:44,264 --> 00:01:46,BRIAN: Look at Mike.
He's paying more attention to the girls

00:01:46,167 --> 00:01:47,than he is
to the playback.

00:01:47,793 --> 00:01:49,If you feel that way,
you should be up there with him.

00:01:49,708 --> 00:01:52,You know they want you to.
Mike said so himself.

00:01:52,208 --> 00:01:54,No, I can't do that.

00:01:54,125 --> 00:01:56,Bruce should
catch on soon.

00:01:56,458 --> 00:01:57,Come on, Dennis!

00:01:57,509 --> 00:02:00,Listen to yourself. I swear, sometimes
you sound just like your father.

00:02:00,833 --> 00:02:04,Remember how
he used to criticize everything you did?

00:02:08,250 --> 00:02:11,? I wish they all
could be California

00:02:12,125 --> 00:02:16,? I wish they all
could be California

00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:19,? I wish they all
could be California

00:02:20,375 --> 00:02:23,? I wish they all
could be California

00:02:24,708 --> 00:02:27,? I wish they all
could be California

00:02:28,792 --> 00:02:31,? I wish they all
could be California ?

00:02:31,376 --> 00:02:32,(TWO STEP, SIDE STEP
PLAYING ON STEREO)

00:02:32,750 --> 00:02:36,? Saturday night,
Saturday night

00:02:36,750 --> 00:02:38,? Saturday night ?

00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,Audree.

00:02:44,375 --> 00:02:45,Audree!

00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:47,Yeah, Murry?

00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:49,Play my song again,
would you, dear?

00:02:50,250 --> 00:02:52,You're gonna wear
that record out, Murry.

00:02:52,361 --> 00:02:55,You shouldn't spend
so much time in bed.

00:02:55,542 --> 00:02:57,Those ungrateful bastards.

00:02:58,708 --> 00:03:01,They need me
more than I need them.

00:03:01,417 --> 00:03:03,Don't worry,
they'll know it soon enough.

00:03:03,667 --> 00:03:05,Don't think like that.

00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:07,Play the record.

00:03:09,417 --> 00:03:10,Okay.

00:03:16,625 --> 00:03:19,(TWO STEP, SIDE STEP PLAYING)

00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:22,? We're doin' that
two step, side step

00:03:22,667 --> 00:03:24,? Then a whirl-away
Two step, side step

00:03:25,167 --> 00:03:28,? Tilt the man away
Two step, side step

00:03:28,167 --> 00:03:29,? What a gloomy day ?

00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:38,Don't be surprised
if it's a little, uh,

00:03:39,958 --> 00:03:41,weird inside.

00:03:41,708 --> 00:03:43,What do you mean?

00:03:43,250 --> 00:03:44,Oh, you'll find out.

00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,Let's wait for Mike.

00:03:47,167 --> 00:03:49,You know,
strength in numbers.

00:03:49,376 --> 00:03:50,(CLASSICAL MUSIC
PLAYING ON PIANO)

00:03:50,792 --> 00:03:52,MAN:
Come back, baby.

00:03:59,333 --> 00:04:00,I told you
he was good.

00:04:00,625 --> 00:04:02,Good? He's great.

00:04:02,292 --> 00:04:04,Where'd you learn
to play like that?

00:04:04,375 --> 00:04:06,Well, a classical
education has its merits.

00:04:07,333 --> 00:04:10,And like all of us
wayward practitioners of song,

00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:13,I have been known
to sing for my supper on more than one occasion.

00:04:14,958 --> 00:04:18,Marilyn, are these
people here every day?

00:04:18,167 --> 00:04:19,Yeah. I call them
"the drainers."

00:04:19,958 --> 00:04:23,They just hang around here
feeding off of Brian.

00:04:23,168 --> 00:04:24,Well, why do you
let them in?

00:04:24,958 --> 00:04:26,I can't keep them out.

00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:28,Brian's like a little kid.

00:04:28,292 --> 00:04:30,You tell him
he can't have something,

00:04:30,292 --> 00:04:32,and he'll find
a way to get it.

00:04:32,209 --> 00:04:34,Look, I don't like them
any more than you do,

00:04:34,083 --> 00:04:36,but believe me,
I'd rather know that Brian's here

00:04:36,375 --> 00:04:38,than worry about
where he's spending his time.

00:04:38,042 --> 00:04:40,Yeah, it's just that
we haven't had any new material in four months,

00:04:40,708 --> 00:04:41,so people are
getting nervous.

00:04:41,833 --> 00:04:44,You'll get your songs,
Nik, you always do.

00:04:44,083 --> 00:04:45,(DOORBELL RINGS)

00:04:45,375 --> 00:04:46,Excuse me.

00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,Hey, Nik.

00:04:50,125 --> 00:04:51,Brian.

00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:55,Have you heard
Rubber Soul, man?

00:04:55,167 --> 00:04:56,Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've heard it.

00:04:56,958 --> 00:05:01,I wanna do an album
like this, where the whole thing is a gas,

00:05:01,750 --> 00:05:06,and all good stuff,
with, like, a theme, you know?

00:05:06,333 --> 00:05:11,45 singles, that's over.
This is where it's at now, man.

00:05:11,168 --> 00:05:13,Hey, listen, Brian,
nobody's asking you to be The Beatles.

00:05:13,792 --> 00:05:15,I've had occasion
to meet some Beatles,

00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:18,the individuals,
and I hold nothing against them.

00:05:18,750 --> 00:05:21,They're handsome,
but they're also transcontinental,

00:05:21,917 --> 00:05:23,and I don't like that.

00:05:23,542 --> 00:05:24,(CHUCKLING)

00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:28,Hey, Marilyn,
how are you?

00:05:28,292 --> 00:05:29,Good to see you.

00:05:29,417 --> 00:05:31,Hi, Al.
Come on in.

00:05:31,043 --> 00:05:32,Nik's here.
I know he wants to talk to you.

00:05:32,667 --> 00:05:34,Great.
You remember Bruce.

00:05:34,333 --> 00:05:36,Oh, the phantom
Beach Boy.

00:05:36,167 --> 00:05:37,Yeah, I've read
that, too.

00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:39,Come on in.

00:05:41,250 --> 00:05:43,Brian can't wait
to meet you.

00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,Whoa! You weren't
kidding out there.

00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:52,Yeah. Well,
we love the songs, don't we?

00:05:52,917 --> 00:05:54,BRIAN: Hey, Mike.

00:05:54,167 --> 00:05:55,Hey, Brian,
how are you?

00:05:55,917 --> 00:05:57,Hey, Al.

00:05:57,251 --> 00:05:58,Hey, Brian,
good to see you.

00:05:58,583 --> 00:05:59,You know
everybody, right?

00:05:59,833 --> 00:06:01,Have you met Samuel?

00:06:01,458 --> 00:06:03,No.

00:06:04,125 --> 00:06:06,Down where I come from,
we g***t a saying about cousins.

00:06:06,792 --> 00:06:10,It's all right to invite
one into your home, just don't marry one.

00:06:10,333 --> 00:06:12,(BRIAN CHUCKLING)

00:06:12,167 --> 00:06:15,Bruce, how do you
like being a Beach Boy?

00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,Glen Campbell
sure didn't.

00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:18,You know, when I played
in The Rip Chords,

00:06:18,583 --> 00:06:20,we used to fake
your sound all the time,

00:06:20,375 --> 00:06:21,but the real thing's
not so easy.

00:06:21,750 --> 00:06:22,I know.

00:06:23,542 --> 00:06:26,So, Brian,
you see the show the other night?

00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:29,We saw it, yeah.

00:06:29,375 --> 00:06:30,What did you think?

00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:32,It was... Yeah.

00:06:32,375 --> 00:06:35,Who was that girl
you were dancing with?

00:06:36,958 --> 00:06:39,You mean Pamela.

00:06:39,417 --> 00:06:40,She's nothing serious.

00:06:42,708 --> 00:06:44,(PAMELA GIGGLING)

00:06:44,208 --> 00:06:46,Michael, this is Pamela.

00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:52,Oh, Mike.
This is where we live?

00:06:53,708 --> 00:06:56,Oh, it must have
been expensive.

00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:59,Cost about three
number one records. You like it?

00:06:59,583 --> 00:07:03,Like it?
Oh, my God. I love it!...