Family Matters s09e01 Out With the Old Subtitles

At 00:00:05,360, Character said: Just the guy I wanted to see.

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At 00:00:07,600, Character said: Forget it, Laura. I'm not going out with
any of your skanky friends.

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At 00:00:12,260, Character said: What's that I hear?

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At 00:00:13,980, Character said: Ah, yes, a sigh of relief from all of my
friends.

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At 00:00:18,720, Character said: What do you want, Laura?

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At 00:00:22,120, Character said: Well, look, my sorority's having a
charity fundraiser, and we're getting

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At 00:00:25,420, Character said: guys to auction off kisses to the
highest female bidder.

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At 00:00:28,360, Character said: Stefan's gonna do it. What about you?
Ooh!

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At 00:00:38,120, Character said: here i recognize my voice that there are
certain girls yes of low

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At 00:00:44,980, Character said: intelligence and impaired eyes i don't
have enough money to bid on anything you

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At 00:00:49,300, Character said: know i'm hiding on them and these lips
are gonna raise big money for your

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At 00:00:52,060, Character said: sorority i'm here if you need me that is
if you need any more hot guys

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At 00:00:58,740, Character said: i have lips my lips are s***y

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At 00:01:08,880, Character said: It's sexier than I thought.

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At 00:01:30,460, Character said: Hey, sweetheart.

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At 00:01:32,660, Character said: Guess what? I have such wonderful news.

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At 00:01:38,250, Character said: tell me what it is and we'll both dance.

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At 00:01:43,050, Character said: Oh, I g***t a promotion.

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At 00:02:16,290, Character said: No, no, no.

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At 00:02:18,090, Character said: No, no. Congratulations.

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At 00:02:21,870, Character said: I need a shower.

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At 00:02:29,530, Character said: Whee!

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At 00:02:41,370, Character said: Mara, earlier today... When you invited
Ed O to participate in your sorority

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At 00:02:47,370, Character said: auction? Well, I couldn't help but
notice that you didn't ask me.

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At 00:02:53,150, Character said: Oh, uh, well, Steve... Wait a minute.
Let me finish.

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At 00:02:57,090, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:02:58,310, Character said: Now, truth be told, I was devastated.

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At 00:03:02,810, Character said: I couldn't figure out why you would try
to hurt my feelings.

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At 00:03:06,670, Character said: Well, Steve, I wasn't... Why not then?

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At 00:03:08,910, Character said: Get ahead of me.

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At 00:03:11,090, Character said: You weren't trying to hurt my feelings.

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At 00:03:13,489, Character said: You were trying to spare my feelings,
right?

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At 00:03:18,290, Character said: Well, I was just afraid that if you were
in the auction and no one bid on you,

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At 00:03:22,050, Character said: you might be humiliated.

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At 00:03:24,590, Character said: And you were right.

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At 00:03:25,930, Character said: I would have been.

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At 00:03:28,290, Character said: But I want you to invite me anyway.

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At 00:03:31,350, Character said: Why?

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At 00:03:32,790, Character said: Well, I've always been comfortable with
myself.

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At 00:03:44,400, Character said: I have been suggesting that for years.

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At 00:03:46,500, Character said: Often quite loudly.

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At 00:03:48,360, Character said: I know.

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At 00:03:49,420, Character said: And finally, I'm gonna listen.

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At 00:03:53,680, Character said: Yep.

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At 00:03:56,200, Character said: No longer is it I gotta be me.

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At 00:04:01,420, Character said: From now on, it's I gotta be Beth.

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At 00:04:09,860, Character said: That's good for you, Steve.

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At 00:04:11,120, Character said: Mm -hmm.

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At 00:04:20,779, Character said: I could be better.

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At 00:04:28,700, Character said: Hi, honey.

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At 00:04:30,120, Character said: Hi. Want to celebrate my promotion?

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At 00:04:34,000, Character said: Here,

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At 00:04:35,620, Character said: you do the honors.

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At 00:04:38,760, Character said: Looks expensive.

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At 00:04:41,500, Character said: It is, a little.

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At 00:04:43,280, Character said: But I suppose we can afford it now with
your new promotion.

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At 00:04:50,190, Character said: Honey, I thought we could snuggle up
here on the couch, sip a little bubbly,

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At 00:04:54,490, Character said: then retire early.

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At 00:04:57,310, Character said: Sweetheart, I can't open a champagne if
you're crawling all over me.

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At 00:05:03,250, Character said: Sorry. It's okay.

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At 00:05:14,170, Character said: Carl, what's the matter?

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At 00:05:22,920, Character said: Harriet, you want to know what's the
matter?

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At 00:05:24,880, Character said: Well, I'm going to tell you what's the
matter.

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At 00:05:27,160, Character said: You're emasculating me, Harriet.

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At 00:05:30,800, Character said: Emasculating?

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At 00:05:33,380, Character said: What? Just because I'm making more money
than you, Carl?

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At 00:05:37,140, Character said: That's right.

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At 00:05:38,180, Character said: Harriet, the person who makes the most
money wears the pants in the family.

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At 00:05:42,080, Character said: Well, you're making more money than me
now.

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At 00:05:45,500, Character said: So, you're going to start wearing the
pants.

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At 00:05:53,130, Character said: is absolutely ridiculous. Harry, we're a
team.

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At 00:05:55,690, Character said: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, sir.

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At 00:05:58,890, Character said: Uh -uh.

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At 00:06:00,010, Character said: Not team, Harriet.

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At 00:06:02,210, Character said: Crew.

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At 00:06:04,230, Character said: Crew, Harriet.

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At 00:06:05,970, Character said: And I was the captain of the crew.

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At 00:06:25,610, Character said: Precious swabbing.

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At 00:06:27,490, Character said: But now, you're the captain, Harriet.

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At 00:06:32,310, Character said: New captain's going up to her quarters.

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At 00:06:36,410, Character said: But until a new swabbing learns the true
meaning of teamwork, he's going to be

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At 00:06:41,350, Character said: bucking his butt down here in the brig.

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At 00:06:59,720, Character said: Good evening, everyone.

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At 00:07:01,660, Character said: Tonight's speech therapy class will
concentrate on the... Stop it!

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At 00:07:09,520, Character said: At a moment, old doc. I just need a
moment to get situated.

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At 00:08:06,700, Character said: I ** living proof that the techniques
you're about to learn really work. I

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At 00:08:11,140, Character said: to have a terrible stutter.

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At 00:08:12,760, Character said: That's downright inspirational.

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At 00:08:14,640, Character said: Why don't we start by introducing
ourselves and describing our problem?

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At 00:08:19,200, Character said: Yeah. Who'd like to go first?

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At 00:08:22,420, Character said: Roy Simpson?

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At 00:08:25,580, Character said: I have a list.

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At 00:08:28,300, Character said: And our second thought, that cheese...

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At 00:08:38,700, Character said: I'm Pepe Perez.

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At 00:08:39,799, Character said: And I spit when I speak.

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At 00:08:49,520, Character said: Well, I'm Sheila Rockport.

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At 00:08:52,060, Character said: And my voice is too deep.

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At 00:09:14,510, Character said: bachelor is in this girl's humble
opinion the coolest guy in all of

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At 00:09:19,870, Character said: please give it up for the one the only
step on her tail

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At 00:09:24,270, Character said: ladies

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At 00:09:40,790, Character said: ladies ladies now This event is for such
a good cause that I wanted to make sure

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At 00:09:46,290, Character said: I was ready.

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At 00:09:48,050, Character said: So Laura and I have spent the last three
days warming up these lips.

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At 00:09:54,430, Character said: Since Stephon is my guy, I want to open
and close the bidding at $50.

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At 00:09:59,970, Character said: $60!

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At 00:10:03,590, Character said: She know me think you didn't understand.

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At 00:10:06,230, Character said: Stephon is my man.

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At 00:10:07,490, Character said: So we'll just close the bidding at $65.

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At 00:11:28,040, Character said: bachelor has been called the prince of
love.

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At 00:11:32,560, Character said: Yeah, well, he's the only one who calls
himself that.

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At 00:11:37,640, Character said: Please give it up for my brother, Eddie
Winslow.

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At 00:12:09,230, Character said: My name is Eddie Winslow, better known
as the Prince of Love.

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At 00:12:14,910, Character said: That's right.

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At 00:12:16,250, Character said: And if you buy my kisses, you'll feel
like royalty.

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At 00:12:19,490, Character said: So, dig deep, ladies, if you want to
swing from these lifts.

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At 00:12:28,050, Character said: I think out of courtesy, we should let
Eddie's girlfriend, Greta, make the

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At 00:12:31,710, Character said: bid.

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At 00:12:35,290, Character said: I'll give any girl... $25 to take him
off my hands.

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At 00:12:41,170, Character said: $25?

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At 00:12:42,850, Character said: I'll start the bidding at 30.

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At 00:13:29,850, Character said: Nice dress.

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At 00:13:31,330, Character said: Somewhere there's a butt n***d clown.

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At 00:14:36,780, Character said: I can't help it, Hamlet.

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At 00:14:39,120, Character said: No, get some clothes.

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At 00:14:48,120, Character said: Harriet!

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At 00:14:54,020, Character said: Harriet! Shh.

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At 00:14:56,240, Character said: You'll wake the whole house, Carl. Hey,
sweetheart, could you come down for a

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At 00:14:59,280, Character said: sec? I'd like to talk to you.

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At 00:15:01,180, Character said: Come on.

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At 00:15:02,280, Character said: Come on. To the left. Straight ahead.
Come on.

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At 00:15:07,620, Character said: Come on, there you go.

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At 00:15:13,360, Character said: Concert parking?

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At 00:15:14,920, Character said: Well, yep, this is my new extra job. I'm
moonlighting.

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At 00:15:18,640, Character said: Oh, really?

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At 00:15:19,920, Character said: Yes, really.

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At 00:15:20,920, Character said: I ** one of 25 folks who gets to show
you your parking spot when you come to

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At 00:15:25,840, Character said: Tom Jones.

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At 00:15:27,260, Character said: It's not unusual to be loved by anyone.

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At 00:15:31,880, Character said: It's not unusual to have fun with
anyone.

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At 00:15:36,460, Character said: There's a reason why Tom sings and you
park cars.

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At 00:15:40,440, Character said: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. See,
you don't understand.

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At 00:15:43,320, Character said: With...