Family Matters s09e13 Crazy for You 1 Subtitles

At 00:00:12,750, Character said: have you been oh i took a long walk
where to pittsburgh over

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At 00:00:19,610, Character said: 28 bucks in tolls who knew they charged
pedestrians steve you went on a 400

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At 00:00:26,350, Character said: mile walk what is that power walking for
the chronically loopy

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At 00:00:43,820, Character said: that's been gnawing at my belly, and I
think we need to talk about it. Oh,

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At 00:00:47,960, Character said: whatever, Steve.

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At 00:00:49,260, Character said: Well, ever since you professed your
romantic feelings for me, I feel like

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At 00:00:55,440, Character said: caught in this weird, wacky love
triangle.

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At 00:00:59,080, Character said: Steve, I have feelings for you and
Stefan.

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At 00:01:01,780, Character said: Well, maybe it would help if I knew what
kind of triangle I was in. See, if it's

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At 00:01:06,300, Character said: an isosceles triangle, I g***t a lot of
catching up to do.

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At 00:01:10,180, Character said: If it's equilateral, well, then I'm
doing better than I thought.

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At 00:01:13,980, Character said: If it's scaling, oh, just give it to me
straight. I can take it.

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At 00:01:19,220, Character said: Steve, believe me, it's as hard on me as
it is on you.

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At 00:01:22,380, Character said: Oh, I don't stand a chance.

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At 00:01:24,540, Character said: You and I have never even been out on a
real date.

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At 00:01:27,720, Character said: What ** I going to do?

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At 00:01:29,360, Character said: Well, here's a fresh thought. Why don't
you ask me out?

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At 00:01:34,180, Character said: You're right.

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At 00:01:37,180, Character said: I've been so shocked and amazed that
you're no longer repulsed by me that

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At 00:01:41,770, Character said: completely neglected to ask you out.

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At 00:01:45,030, Character said: Well, in that case, Laura Lee?

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At 00:01:48,750, Character said: Yes, Steve?

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At 00:01:50,690, Character said: Would you go out with me this Friday
night?

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At 00:01:53,170, Character said: Sorry, I'm busy.

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At 00:01:56,710, Character said: Well, I'd just walk right into that one.

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At 00:02:00,350, Character said: But I'm free Saturday night.

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At 00:02:31,120, Character said: Saturday night, yeah, we'll have a
romantic meal at Amore's.

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At 00:02:35,800, Character said: Amore's? That's our restaurant.

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At 00:02:39,480, Character said: I heard there's salmon is to die for.

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At 00:02:41,820, Character said: I hope you choke on a bone, you hag.

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At 00:02:47,900, Character said: And, Laura, I promise you, Saturday
night will be the most wonderful night

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At 00:02:53,620, Character said: your entire life.

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At 00:02:56,300, Character said: Oh!

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At 00:03:04,360, Character said: You hear?

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At 00:03:05,220, Character said: I g***t a date with Laura.

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At 00:03:10,200, Character said: That date will never happen or my name
isn't Myra Boutros Boutros Monkhouse.

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At 00:03:25,080, Character said: But the dumbest bank robber of all has
to be Leonard Mulford. Leonard couldn't

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At 00:03:30,460, Character said: afford a real gun or even a toy gun.

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At 00:03:33,150, Character said: So he painted his thumb and index finger
gunmetal gray.

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At 00:03:40,170, Character said: That's a stupid man.

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At 00:03:45,270, Character said: Dad?

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At 00:03:51,130, Character said: Hey, son.

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At 00:03:52,350, Character said: Guess who scored the highest at the
police academy firing range today?

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At 00:03:56,230, Character said: Let me think.

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At 00:03:57,950, Character said: Clint Eastwood?

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At 00:04:00,310, Character said: No!

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At 00:04:05,290, Character said: Check out this grouping.

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At 00:04:07,070, Character said: I'm the best in my class.

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At 00:04:08,950, Character said: Hey, I guess that investment in Super
Nintendo finally paid off, huh?

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At 00:04:14,230, Character said: Dad. No, I'm just kidding, son. This is
some really fine shooting.

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At 00:04:18,029, Character said: Thanks. I want you to remember, it takes
more to be in a cop than putting six

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At 00:04:21,970, Character said: neat little holes in a target.

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At 00:04:23,590, Character said: Oh, I know that, Dad.

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At 00:04:25,870, Character said: A shotgun makes one big hole.

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At 00:04:30,170, Character said: Edward. I know cops.

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At 00:04:33,390, Character said: who've been on the force for 30 years
and have never fired their gun on the

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At 00:04:37,310, Character said: Well, maybe they ought to buy some
bullets.

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At 00:04:41,830, Character said: Well,

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At 00:04:42,910, Character said: you know, you sound a little too trigger
-happy.

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At 00:04:44,870, Character said: You know, I think that you should... Oh,
Dad.

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At 00:04:46,490, Character said: Hey, what's for dinner? You know, all
this gunplay can make a brother hungry.

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At 00:04:50,050, Character said: Yeah, but if you... I'm a hungry man.
I'm a hungry man.

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At 00:05:59,920, Character said: We fail at trashing.

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At 00:06:01,580, Character said: No. Rent it. It's about you.

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At 00:06:05,560, Character said: Have a seat, Steph.

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At 00:06:07,140, Character said: Yeah. I'll get right to the point.

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At 00:06:11,440, Character said: You and I are a lot alike.

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At 00:06:13,720, Character said: We're both gorgeous.

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At 00:06:16,800, Character said: And we're in love with fabulous people.

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At 00:06:19,180, Character said: So?

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At 00:06:20,720, Character said: So... Those two fabulous people are
going out this Saturday night with each

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At 00:06:25,520, Character said: other. Steve?

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At 00:06:27,100, Character said: You g***t it, baby.

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At 00:06:28,760, Character said: And my Laura.

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At 00:06:29,740, Character said: She won't be your Laura this Saturday
night.

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At 00:06:33,500, Character said: Uh -uh. No way. Way.

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At 00:06:36,080, Character said: Steve will take Laura home. Oh, no. I
don't want to hear any more.

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At 00:06:41,320, Character said: Steve and Laura will sit on the sofa,
and you know what Laura's like when she

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At 00:06:47,480, Character said: sits on comfortable furniture.

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At 00:07:17,580, Character said: g***t to do something.

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At 00:07:18,440, Character said: Here's the thought.

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At 00:07:23,020, Character said: You and I can prevent this tragedy.

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At 00:07:26,540, Character said: How?

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At 00:07:28,020, Character said: You're taking Laura out the night
before, right?

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At 00:07:30,740, Character said: Right. All you have to do is make sure
Laura arrives home at exactly

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At 00:07:36,640, Character said: 1045.

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At 00:07:39,540, Character said: Well, what's going to happen at 1045?

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At 00:07:42,060, Character said: Don't you worry your pretty little head
about that.

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At 00:07:47,600, Character said: is that the natural order of the
universe will be restored.

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At 00:07:52,060, Character said: And Laura will be mine?

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At 00:07:54,020, Character said: Forever.

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At 00:07:55,640, Character said: Do we have a deal?

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At 00:07:57,380, Character said: I don't know, Myra.

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At 00:07:58,680, Character said: I feel like I'm making a deal with the
devil.

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At 00:08:02,660, Character said: Okay, I'm in.

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At 00:08:15,720, Character said: Look, when we graduate, I hope I get
assigned to a precinct with a lot of

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At 00:08:19,400, Character said: action. You know, I want to hit the mean
streets.

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At 00:08:21,840, Character said: I'm talking shootouts, robberies, car
chases, the whole nine.

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At 00:08:25,780, Character said: You know what I'm saying?

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At 00:08:27,280, Character said: I just want a squad car with air
conditioning.

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At 00:08:32,059, Character said: Just allow people.

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At 00:08:33,900, Character said: Settle down.

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At 00:08:37,520, Character said: Shut your pie holes.

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At 00:08:42,539, Character said: Cadets, today... we have a surprise
guest instructor, Captain Carl Winslow

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At 00:08:47,040, Character said: the 8th Precinct.

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At 00:08:49,120, Character said: Captain Winslow and I were cadets
together 22 years ago.

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At 00:08:53,920, Character said: Yeah, back when they taught this class
with crossbows.

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At 00:09:00,500, Character said: Well,

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At 00:09:03,840, Character said: moving right along.

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At 00:09:05,400, Character said: Class, up until now, all you've been
doing is plain old target practice.

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At 00:09:09,140, Character said: But now we're going to add a new
element, the judgment factor.

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At 00:09:12,710, Character said: Sometimes you only have a split second
to determine if your target is a good

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At 00:09:16,970, Character said: or a bad guy.

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At 00:09:18,830, Character said: Who'd like to go first?

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At 00:09:20,930, Character said: Why not?

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At 00:09:21,830, Character said: All right.

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At 00:09:22,570, Character said: Vent Winslow to the firing line.

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At 00:09:24,130, Character said: Yes, sir.

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At 00:09:31,890, Character said: Careful, that's a loaded gun.

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At 00:09:33,830, Character said: That's the only kind there is, sir.

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At 00:09:37,390, Character said: All right.

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At 00:09:38,990, Character said: Now, five targets will pop up at random.

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At 00:09:41,960, Character said: You have to use your judgment to
determine which ones to shoot.

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At 00:09:46,800, Character said: All right.

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At 00:09:48,480, Character said: Now you're on the night shift.

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At 00:09:50,000, Character said: You get a call to go down to the docks.
Are you ready?

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At 00:09:52,200, Character said: Yes, sir. All right.

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At 00:09:53,760, Character said: Stand by the fire.

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At 00:09:58,340, Character said: Good.

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At 00:10:00,300, Character said: Very good.

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At 00:10:08,460, Character said: Look at here, look at here.

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At 00:10:10,840, Character said: I shot all the criminals.

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At 00:10:13,680, Character said: And you also shot an innocent bystander
and a hostage.

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At 00:10:19,680, Character said: You know, the whole point of this
exercise is to use good judgment, which

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At 00:10:26,060, Character said: failed to do, Cadet Winslow.

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At 00:10:27,580, Character said: Yeah, but that's just cardboard.

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At 00:10:29,220, Character said: That was on a roll.

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At 00:10:30,200, Character said: Zip it, Cadet.

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At 00:10:32,040, Character said: Give me your weapon.

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At 00:10:37,140, Character said: Watch...