Family Matters s09e18 Throw Urkel From the Train Subtitles

At 00:00:12,110, Character said: Something smells good.

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At 00:00:13,510, Character said: It's your breakfast, your royal
swellness.

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At 00:00:20,650, Character said: Oh, oh, oh, oh.

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At 00:00:24,990, Character said: Voila!

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At 00:00:27,450, Character said: Two eggs over easy, bacon medium, hash
browns avec onion with juice de la

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At 00:00:34,550, Character said: All my favorite stuff. What's going on?
Let's just say if you were to choose me

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At 00:00:39,670, Character said: as your life mate...

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At 00:00:41,629, Character said: This repast would be your future.

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At 00:00:46,750, Character said: Guys, the most incredible thing
happened.

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At 00:00:49,450, Character said: Let me guess, let me guess, let me
guess, let me guess, let me guess, let

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At 00:00:51,570, Character said: guess. You met a guy.

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At 00:00:52,690, Character said: Yes!

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At 00:00:55,770, Character said: His name is

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At 00:01:02,670, Character said: DeAndre Moore. I met him last week at
the sizzle club, and we've gone out

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At 00:01:06,090, Character said: every night since.

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At 00:01:07,570, Character said: Well, why didn't you call me? Yeah,
what's wrong with you, girl?

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At 00:01:14,510, Character said: thing in case things fizzled out.

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At 00:01:16,230, Character said: So tell us about DeAndre.

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At 00:01:18,270, Character said: Well, he's a little older than me. Oh,
that just means he's a man and not a

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At 00:01:28,490, Character said: Get over here.

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At 00:01:33,850, Character said: Girl, he is so fine. He owns his own
business, drops a beamer, and spoils me

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At 00:01:39,750, Character said: rotten. Girl,

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At 00:01:41,590, Character said: I like him already.

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At 00:01:42,840, Character said: And today, he gave me a one -week
anniversary gift that is the absolute

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At 00:01:47,580, Character said: Ask me what time it is. Oh, no, no. Let
me, let me, let me, let me, let me.

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At 00:01:52,840, Character said: What time is it? Time? I don't want to
ask.

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At 00:01:56,700, Character said: I cannot tell you what time it is.

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At 00:01:59,060, Character said: Because the gold...

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At 00:02:35,820, Character said: How was your day?

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At 00:02:36,800, Character said: Ah. Oh, that's nice.

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At 00:02:40,260, Character said: Are you hungry?

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At 00:02:41,740, Character said: I see.

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At 00:02:45,260, Character said: I'm sorry, Harriet, but I've been in a
bad mood all day.

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At 00:02:49,000, Character said: Do you know that I have to go to the
White House and see the President of the

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At 00:02:52,520, Character said: United States?

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At 00:02:53,460, Character said: You poor baby. You'll have to cancel
your lunch with the Pope.

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At 00:02:58,960, Character said: You remember Charlie Carnelli? Oh, sure.

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At 00:03:01,880, Character said: Well, he's being appointed.

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At 00:03:04,460, Character said: special advisor to the president on
crime policy. And they're honoring him

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At 00:03:08,560, Character said: some big gala event.

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At 00:03:10,660, Character said: Wow. I guess taking that job with the
Justice Department really paid off for

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At 00:03:16,300, Character said: Charlie. Ah, he just g***t lucky.

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At 00:03:19,520, Character said: Sweetheart, he put eight drug lords
behind bars and seized 47 kilos of

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At 00:03:25,820, Character said: That a dog did all the work.

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At 00:03:53,040, Character said: important people in my life to meet.

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At 00:03:54,820, Character said: Laura, this is DeAndre.

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At 00:03:56,720, Character said: Nice to meet you, DeAndre.

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At 00:03:58,620, Character said: Charmed. I can see why you and Max are
friends.

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At 00:04:03,720, Character said: The fine do flock together.

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At 00:04:07,860, Character said: Come in. Have a seat.

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At 00:04:14,700, Character said: Hey.

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At 00:04:19,320, Character said: Hey, girl. What you doing way over
there? This ain't church.

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At 00:04:33,520, Character said: So, uh, DeAndre, uh, Max tells me you
own your own business.

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At 00:04:38,200, Character said: I'm a big trader in the global economy.

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At 00:04:42,920, Character said: Oh, what do you trade?

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At 00:04:44,680, Character said: Electronics and yams.

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At 00:04:48,780, Character said: I'm kidding about the yams.

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At 00:04:52,979, Character said: He's so funny.

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At 00:04:56,940, Character said: Excuse me, ladies.

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At 00:05:01,620, Character said: Yo.

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At 00:05:04,220, Character said: No.

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At 00:05:05,960, Character said: So?

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At 00:05:08,220, Character said: Man, go with the flow.

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At 00:05:12,540, Character said: Listen, baby, um, I g***t to split.

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At 00:05:15,790, Character said: Why? What's wrong?

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At 00:05:16,870, Character said: Well, that was one of my associates. He
screwed up. I g***t a few fires that, you

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At 00:05:20,850, Character said: know, I g***t to put out.

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At 00:05:21,830, Character said: Is there anything I can do to help?

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At 00:05:23,610, Character said: No, there's... Well,

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At 00:05:26,150, Character said: maybe there is.

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At 00:05:27,590, Character said: Baby, can you drop a couple packages off
for me tomorrow?

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At 00:05:30,590, Character said: Packages?

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At 00:05:32,130, Character said: Yams.

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At 00:05:33,950, Character said: Yams.

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At 00:05:37,470, Character said: No problem, DeAndre. Baby, you know
something?

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At 00:05:40,590, Character said: You and me, we make a good team.

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At 00:05:49,880, Character said: Laura, Max was right about you, baby.
You g***t it going on and on.

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At 00:05:58,000, Character said: Thanks,

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At 00:05:59,680, Character said: DeAndre.

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At 00:06:13,870, Character said: not supposed to mean? It means that I
like him.

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At 00:06:19,890, Character said: If you really liked him, you'd both be
going, ah, right now.

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At 00:06:25,570, Character said: Well, um, the truth is, Mac, I think
he's a little

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At 00:06:31,290, Character said: slick.

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At 00:06:34,350, Character said: What do you mean slick?

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At 00:06:36,490, Character said: Well, not slick in a bad way.

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At 00:06:38,510, Character said: Slick in a slippery way.

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At 00:06:41,870, Character said: Then why can't you just be happy for me?

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At 00:06:44,250, Character said: DeAndre's just not the kind of guy I
would pick out for you.

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At 00:06:48,150, Character said: Well, you didn't pick him, Laura. I did.

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At 00:06:50,890, Character said: And if you can't understand what he
means to me, then maybe you're not as

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At 00:06:55,230, Character said: friend as I thought.

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At 00:07:11,660, Character said: She's upset because I don't like her new
boyfriend, DeAndre Moore.

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At 00:07:16,800, Character said: Well, you g***t a lot of nerve talking
about somebody else's boyfriend.

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At 00:07:19,880, Character said: You going out with Steve Urkel.

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At 00:07:25,860, Character said: Are you serious, Eddie?

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At 00:07:29,380, Character said: Get a bad vibe from this guy.

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At 00:07:31,900, Character said: Well, want to make a few calls, have him
checked out?

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At 00:07:34,700, Character said: Yeah. I don't want Max to get hurt.

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At 00:07:37,380, Character said: Consider it done.

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At 00:07:38,520, Character said: I really appreciate this, Eddie.

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At 00:07:40,590, Character said: Hey, no problem.

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At 00:07:41,630, Character said: I wash your back and you wash my
laundry.

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At 00:08:22,830, Character said: Thanks for helping me sleep.

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At 00:08:25,770, Character said: Why didn't you get a porter to carry all
these bags?

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At 00:08:29,690, Character said: Wouldn't waste a dollar.

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At 00:08:33,130, Character said: Gee, this is a tiny room.

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At 00:08:35,150, Character said: I'll say.

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At 00:08:50,760, Character said: agree that this is a very small room.

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At 00:08:53,540, Character said: I guess it's time for me to go.

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At 00:08:58,240, Character said: Yep.

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At 00:08:59,940, Character said: You know, I'm not one for soppy
goodbyes. Well, neither ** I, so

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At 00:09:07,440, Character said: I cherish you, Carl Winslow.

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At 00:09:11,520, Character said: Come back to me, Steve.

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At 00:09:15,660, Character said: Okay, Steve. See you later.

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At 00:09:18,240, Character said: Excuse me.

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At 00:09:19,320, Character said: I g***t to go wash up. Excuse me.

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At 00:09:28,660, Character said: I'll hang up his bag. There you go.

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At 00:10:07,560, Character said: and relax.

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At 00:10:14,720, Character said: Steve?

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At 00:10:20,120, Character said: Steve?

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At 00:10:24,920, Character said: Are you all right?

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At 00:10:27,200, Character said: Bishop Tutu?

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At 00:10:42,540, Character said: Steve, you're not supposed to be on the
train.

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At 00:10:45,580, Character said: Huh?

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At 00:10:46,620, Character said: Huh?

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At 00:10:48,140, Character said: We're moving.

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At 00:10:52,240, Character said: Excuse me. Excuse me.

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At 00:10:56,300, Character said: Yes,

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At 00:10:57,540, Character said: what is it?

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At 00:10:58,940, Character said: We have a little problem here.

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At 00:11:01,160, Character said: He's not a passenger.

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At 00:11:02,480, Character said: Don't be silly. He's on board. The train
is moving. He's a passenger.

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At 00:11:07,960, Character said: But he doesn't have a ticket.

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At 00:11:09,800, Character said: Oh, then he's not a passenger.

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At 00:11:12,640, Character said: He's a criminal.

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At 00:11:15,680, Character said: Maybe we can drop him off at the next
stop.

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At 00:11:19,160, Character said: This is an express train. No stops
between here and Washington, D .C.

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At 00:11:22,900, Character said: Not even any slow curves?

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At 00:11:26,900, Character said: Nope.

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At 00:11:28,100, Character said: Well, how much are the tickets?

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At 00:11:30,160, Character said: $220.

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At 00:11:31,500, Character said: Oh, well, I think I could swing that
with a little help from you, Carl.

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At 00:11:34,560, Character said: Well, how much do you need?

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At 00:11:37,140, Character said: $220.

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At 00:11:47,820, Character said: a compartment about two or three cars
down this train is completely sold out

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At 00:11:52,340, Character said: either he stays with you or he sleeps on
the roof he's gonna need a blanket up

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At 00:11:56,700, Character said: there oh okay he could stay with me i'll
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