Family Matters s08e15 Love Triangle Subtitles

00:00:05,619 --> 00:00:07,Well, that's it. We're done.

00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:10,Thanks for all your help, Stephon. Oh,
wait, wait.

00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:11,Where's my reward?

00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:13,Coming right up.

00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:24,How about a game of hearts?

00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:25,Why bother?

00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:27,You've already won mine.

00:00:38,250 --> 00:00:42,Curtis. Baby, you look prettier every
day.

00:00:45,710 --> 00:00:49,Um, Curtis, I thought I told you we
couldn't see each other anymore.

00:00:50,210 --> 00:00:51,You can't blame a guy for trying.

00:00:52,730 --> 00:00:54,No, but I can.

00:00:57,890 --> 00:01:00,I guess I should have called first.

00:01:01,150 --> 00:01:02,I guess you should have.

00:01:03,450 --> 00:01:05,I just came by to pick up my sweater.

00:01:07,450 --> 00:01:08,Sweater?

00:01:09,830 --> 00:01:13,Oh, uh -huh. Well, you know, it's
upstairs.

00:01:17,070 --> 00:01:18,I'm gonna go get it.

00:01:26,270 --> 00:01:30,So, Laura has your sweater.

00:01:31,130 --> 00:01:32,That's right.

00:01:32,350 --> 00:01:35,See, Laura and Eddie were standing in
line at the movie theater, and I

00:01:35,730 --> 00:01:36,to walk by.

00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:40,Oh, and Laura said she was cold? She
didn't have to. I could tell.

00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:42,It's a connection we have.

00:01:55,140 --> 00:02:00,I see you like to play games.

00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:03,Bring it on.

00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:29,Man, you can't do that.

00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:46,Why

00:02:46,060 --> 00:02:55,are

00:02:55,180 --> 00:02:56,we putting marshmallows between our
toes?

00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:01,Because Steve used all the cotton balls
for his latest invention.

00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:04,What is it?

00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,Q -tips for elephants.

00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:09,But who?

00:03:09,620 --> 00:03:10,Don't ask.

00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:14,Hey, Stefan and I are going to the
scissor club tonight. You want to come?

00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:15,meet a cute guy.

00:03:16,340 --> 00:03:17,I don't think so.

00:03:18,860 --> 00:03:20,You still miss Waldo, don't you?

00:03:22,820 --> 00:03:25,He was my Wally Pop for four years.

00:03:27,950 --> 00:03:31,Look, I still have the dear Max letter
he sent me from New York.

00:03:31,890 --> 00:03:33,Look how he addressed it.

00:03:35,570 --> 00:03:37,To Maxine in Chicago.

00:03:38,230 --> 00:03:40,The one in the brown building.

00:03:41,470 --> 00:03:43,Next door to the Kinkos.

00:03:44,430 --> 00:03:46,Across the street from the subway.

00:03:47,790 --> 00:03:50,The train, not the sandwich.

00:03:53,350 --> 00:03:55,Oh, God, that gets me.

00:03:58,160 --> 00:03:59,You need to get out more.

00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:04,I don't think I'm ready. I mean, if a
guy hit on me, I wouldn't even know what

00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,to say.

00:04:05,180 --> 00:04:07,You wouldn't have to say a thing. The
guy's going to do all the talking.

00:04:08,340 --> 00:04:09,I don't know.

00:04:16,620 --> 00:04:21,Look at yourself.

00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:25,Girl, you g***t it going on.

00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:28,You really think so?

00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:32,With your braids, that face, and your
figure, you can have any man you want.

00:04:33,620 --> 00:04:34,That's right.

00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:39,The next time Waldo writes me, he'll
have to address it to the Maxine in a

00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:44,house on the hill with a handsome
husband, two kids, and a Corvette in the

00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:45,driveway.

00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:49,Go, girl. Okay.

00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:10,guys doing up?

00:05:10,570 --> 00:05:11,It is almost midnight.

00:05:12,250 --> 00:05:14,Oh, we're watching Jurassic Convent.

00:05:14,630 --> 00:05:15,In 3D.

00:05:18,370 --> 00:05:20,Is that dinosaur eating a nun?

00:05:21,410 --> 00:05:23,Well, she shouldn't have slapped him
with a ruler.

00:05:24,790 --> 00:05:27,Come on, guys. Time to hit the sack.
Come on.

00:05:29,750 --> 00:05:30,Don't argue.

00:05:30,670 --> 00:05:34,Go up, brush your teeth, hop into bed,
and I'll be up there in a few minutes to

00:05:34,650 --> 00:05:35,tuck you in.

00:05:38,570 --> 00:05:42,You're welcome, sugar. Now, plant a nice
juicy one right there.

00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:43,Love you.

00:05:43,930 --> 00:05:49,You know, Mom, I

00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:55,really appreciate you babysitting the
boys, but I don't think you should let

00:05:55,530 --> 00:05:57,them twist you around their little
finger.

00:05:57,510 --> 00:05:59,What are you talking about? We're just
having fun.

00:06:00,650 --> 00:06:03,Well, Mom, you let them stay up way past
the bedtime.

00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:07,You let them watch scary movies, and
apparently you let them eat their entire

00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:09,weight in junk food.

00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:12,Carl, they had a good solid dinner.

00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:13,Like what, Ma?

00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:19,Well, we made peanut butter sandwiches
and dipped them in melted Snickers.

00:06:20,220 --> 00:06:22,Mmm, that sounds tasty.

00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:25,Work with me, Harriet.

00:06:27,540 --> 00:06:30,Mother, you are way too permissive.

00:06:30,660 --> 00:06:34,Now... You let the boys get away with
things that Harry and I would never

00:06:34,890 --> 00:06:38,Now, look, Buster, when I babysit, I'm
in charge, and I do things my way.

00:06:38,890 --> 00:06:39,Capiche?

00:06:42,930 --> 00:06:47,Mother, if you cannot respect my wishes,
I'm simply not going to allow you to

00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:48,babysit anymore.

00:06:49,310 --> 00:06:51,Not allow me? Now, you listen up, Carl.

00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:57,Those kids are my grandbabies, and I'm
going to spend time with them, and when

00:06:57,910 --> 00:06:59,do, we're going to have fun.

00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:04,Now, if you have a problem with that,
we're gonna throw down right now.

00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:39,these pies over to the college bake sale
by 7.

00:07:40,620 --> 00:07:42,Yeah. Can I eat one more?

00:07:43,140 --> 00:07:45,Steve, you already eaten six whole pies.

00:07:46,820 --> 00:07:49,I know, but I'm hungry again now that
I've thrown up.

00:07:53,700 --> 00:07:55,Just decorate the pies.

00:07:55,980 --> 00:07:56,Hi,

00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:07,Steve. Laura, the most amazing thing
happened to me today at the mall. What?

00:08:07,740 --> 00:08:11,Okay, I walked into Music World to scope
out the gangster rap golden oldies.

00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:19,I grabbed a CD, and out of nowhere, this
gorgeous guy comes up behind me and

00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:20,grabs the same one.

00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:25,When our hands touched, it was like...
Oh, no, Sparks!

00:08:25,540 --> 00:08:28,Oh, more than Sparks. We are talking 4th
of July.

00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:46,Just like you said, Laura. He talked and
flirted with me, and somehow I just

00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:47,knew what to say.

00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:48,And did he buy a Cinnabon, too?

00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:51,Because when a guy really likes you, he
buys you a Cinnabon.

00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:56,Yes, he bought me a Cinnabon.

00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:57,Large or small?

00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:14,He is taking me to the sizzle club.

00:10:17,979 --> 00:10:19,Pinch him in the room.

00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:22,Why did you do that, Laura?

00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:24,Do what?

00:11:02,790 --> 00:11:05,When she stole my man.

00:11:16,390 --> 00:11:17,Your man.

00:11:19,290 --> 00:11:20,You broke up with Curtis.

00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:22,He's not your man anymore.

00:11:23,370 --> 00:11:26,Now, he's my man.

00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:47,Should I be getting some handy wipes?

00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:49,Stay out of this.

00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:59,I just g***t

00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,the wax sucked out of my ears.

00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:10,You know, Max, what is your problem?

00:12:10,780 --> 00:12:13,You don't have anything better to do
than to steal my...

00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:19,is because you didn't want him anymore.

00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:22,And now you don't want anybody else to
have him either?

00:12:22,590 --> 00:12:25,I think it's obvious that he's on the
rebound.

00:12:26,090 --> 00:12:31,And the only reason he's seeing you is
to get closer to me. Oh, uh -uh.

00:12:34,270 --> 00:12:38,He wasn't acting like he was on the
rebound while he was kissing me.

00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:03,face on the table.

00:16:04,820 --> 00:16:11,99 Steve, here

00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:12,comes the Sandman.

00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:09,I miss you too, Carl. And the kids would
like you to babysit again.

00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:10,I would love to.

00:17:11,980 --> 00:17:15,But there are going to have to be some
ground rules that I ** going to have to

00:17:15,180 --> 00:17:16,insist upon.

00:17:16,180 --> 00:17:17,Like what?

00:17:17,859 --> 00:17:19,Well, absolutely no junk food.

00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,I'll decide...