The Jeffersons Sayonara 1 S11E12 Subtitles

At 00:00:01,000, Character said: Well, we're moving on up, moving on up,
too deep down, moving on up, to a

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At 00:00:07,360, Character said: deep...

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At 00:02:28,300, Character said: We're excited that Mommy's bringing
Daddy home.

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At 00:02:30,780, Character said: Uh -huh. Where is Japan anyway?

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At 00:02:33,440, Character said: Well, let me see.

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At 00:02:35,820, Character said: Do you know where China is?

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At 00:02:38,600, Character said: No.

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At 00:02:40,180, Character said: Do you know where the Pacific Ocean is?

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At 00:02:43,560, Character said: No.

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At 00:02:45,020, Character said: Well, do you know what east means?

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At 00:03:25,710, Character said: we, honey? Yeah, they're bringing me a
surprise.

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At 00:03:29,190, Character said: Daddy said it's even better than a doll.

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At 00:03:32,230, Character said: Hey, lucky you.

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At 00:03:35,050, Character said: Yeah, I wish they'd go a little more.

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At 00:03:39,790, Character said: Oh, George, hello there.

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At 00:03:41,910, Character said: Oh, hi, Jessica.

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At 00:03:44,570, Character said: Oh, hello, pumpkin.

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At 00:03:48,030, Character said: How's my little sugar plum?

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At 00:03:50,110, Character said: You little jelly bean, you.

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At 00:03:53,810, Character said: Can't you ever get your mind off of
food?

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At 00:04:01,040, Character said: Lionel and Jenny's friends.

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At 00:04:02,560, Character said: They'll be here in less than an hour.

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At 00:04:04,740, Character said: Great. Do you think we should be doing
this? After all, they told us not to

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At 00:04:08,380, Character said: a fuss.

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At 00:04:09,140, Character said: Oh, they always said the opposite of
what they mean.

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At 00:04:12,440, Character said: I'll say.

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At 00:04:13,280, Character said: When Lionel went away three years ago,
he said, see you soon.

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At 00:04:18,160, Character said: What's all this mail addressed to Lionel
and Jenny?

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At 00:04:20,500, Character said: Oh, that's mail addressed to Lionel and
Jenny.

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At 00:04:24,000, Character said: Oh. Well, we've been picking it up for
them while Jenny's been in Japan for a

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At 00:04:28,100, Character said: month. And what kind of person... Are
you?

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At 00:04:31,490, Character said: Don't you know it's not polite to look
through other people's mail?

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At 00:04:34,410, Character said: Well, it's all junk anyway.

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At 00:04:36,030, Character said: Except for the Macy's bill, a letter
from Jenny's college roommate, and a

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At 00:04:40,790, Character said: reminder of the appointment with Dr.
Green Tuesday at 4.

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At 00:04:45,130, Character said: Well, here it is.

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At 00:04:47,010, Character said: Devil's Food Upside Down Cake.

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At 00:04:49,050, Character said: Yay!

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At 00:04:51,670, Character said: Oh,

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At 00:04:54,890, Character said: Florence, I've never heard of Upside
Down Devil's Food Cake.

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At 00:05:00,000, Character said: Me neither.

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At 00:05:01,980, Character said: I had a little accident in the kitchen.

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At 00:05:05,740, Character said: I had to go through with it. It was a
special request.

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At 00:05:08,760, Character said: From whom, the devil himself?

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At 00:05:11,820, Character said: No, I didn't bake anything for you.

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At 00:05:16,180, Character said: You know, I g***t a postcard from Jenny
from Japan, and she said more than

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At 00:05:19,720, Character said: anything else, she had a craving for my
cake.

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At 00:05:24,160, Character said: Don't touch that frosting.

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At 00:05:26,480, Character said: No, but she, uh... It's filling in the
dents.

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At 00:05:31,660, Character said: Have you g***t any more of that frosting?

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At 00:05:33,480, Character said: We've g***t a crack in the bathroom
ceiling.

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At 00:05:36,440, Character said: Hello, Mr. J.

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At 00:05:37,620, Character said: Hello, everybody.

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At 00:05:38,760, Character said: I thought these balloons would add a
festive touch to the homecoming.

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At 00:05:43,480, Character said: Hello, Princess Jessica.

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At 00:05:45,000, Character said: Hello, Prince Harry.

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At 00:05:46,320, Character said: Can I give you some balloons?

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At 00:05:48,480, Character said: Thank you. You're welcome.

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At 00:05:50,200, Character said: Why are they flying?

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At 00:05:51,840, Character said: Oh, well, you see, it's simple, Jessica.
They're filled with helium.

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At 00:05:55,050, Character said: which is number two on the periodic
table of elements, and thus lighter than

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At 00:05:58,390, Character said: oxygen, which is number six, and a major
component in the air. Now, when the

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At 00:06:02,590, Character said: helium is compressed into an enclosed
area, it's magic, dear.

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At 00:06:09,310, Character said: I like magic.

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At 00:06:11,010, Character said: Oh, Jessica, let me show you some real
magic.

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At 00:06:15,470, Character said: Hello, Jessica. Welcome to Munchkinland.

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At 00:06:20,550, Character said: How did you do that?

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At 00:06:23,120, Character said: just by your drawers two sizes too
small?

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At 00:06:26,800, Character said: Not actually, Mr. J. You see, the speed
of sound relative to helium is faster

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At 00:06:30,980, Character said: than the speed relative to air, and this
accounts for the accelerated resonance

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At 00:06:34,220, Character said: frequency.

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At 00:06:37,040, Character said: It's magic, Grandma.

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At 00:06:40,520, Character said: Oh, that's my cookies. They're done. You
want to help me bring them out,

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At 00:06:43,200, Character said: Jessica? Come on, Flora. She's too young
to operate a forklift.

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At 00:07:08,780, Character said: You have Sunday's paper.

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At 00:07:09,960, Character said: When Jenny called yesterday, she said
that Lionel wanted us to save the real

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At 00:07:14,600, Character said: estate section.

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At 00:07:15,800, Character said: Gee, that's odd.

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At 00:07:17,960, Character said: Not really. Maybe they're looking for a
bigger place.

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At 00:07:20,220, Character said: Why, the place they have now is plenty
big.

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At 00:07:22,760, Character said: Yeah, and even with Lionel home for
good, there's still just the three of

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At 00:07:27,440, Character said: Hey!

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At 00:07:30,140, Character said: Jenny's doctor?

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At 00:07:32,490, Character said: And the real estate section.

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At 00:07:34,210, Character said: And Jenny's weird food cravings. Yeah,
anytime you crave a Florence's food,

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At 00:07:38,550, Character said: that's a weird craving.

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At 00:07:40,890, Character said: And Jessica said they're bringing her
something better than a dog. Oh, my God.

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At 00:07:47,710, Character said: They're bringing home a pregnant geisha
girl.

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At 00:07:53,170, Character said: Jenny's the one who's pregnant.

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At 00:07:55,170, Character said: They said they had something to tell us.
Something important.

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At 00:07:58,970, Character said: Oh, we're going to be grandparents
again.

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At 00:08:02,460, Character said: Oh, I just can't wait to tell everybody.

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At 00:08:05,780, Character said: Come on, Weasley. This is their big
news. Let them announce it. George is

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At 00:08:09,760, Character said: Don't tell anybody.

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At 00:08:11,220, Character said: Promise. Promise.

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At 00:08:12,920, Character said: Promise. Promise. Promise.

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At 00:08:15,700, Character said: Lionel and Jenny are having a baby.

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At 00:08:18,400, Character said: I don't know the due date, but... Well,
personally, I would prefer a boy, but

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At 00:08:23,380, Character said: please, don't breathe a word of this.

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At 00:08:25,920, Character said: That's right. A bun in the oven.

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At 00:08:28,240, Character said: But you didn't hear it from me.

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At 00:08:38,240, Character said: Hello. Hey, Ralph.

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At 00:08:39,600, Character said: Great. Huh?

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At 00:08:41,220, Character said: Hey, thanks, Ralph.

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At 00:08:42,500, Character said: Look, the kids just g***t out of a cab
downstairs. They should be up here any

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At 00:08:45,680, Character said: second. Oh, Jessica, they're coming.

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At 00:08:49,620, Character said: Come on out.

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At 00:08:52,060, Character said: Now, go in the kitchen and hide.

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At 00:08:56,340, Character said: All right, everybody, remember how we
rehearsed it earlier.

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At 00:09:02,460, Character said: Hey, where you going?

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At 00:09:04,750, Character said: I'm just going out into the hall for a
breath of fresh air. The same air that's

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At 00:09:08,390, Character said: out there as in here.

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At 00:09:09,930, Character said: But it's better lighting. I like to see
what I'm breathing.

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At 00:09:19,550, Character said: Welcome home!

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At 00:09:21,270, Character said: I only went out to get cigarettes.

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At 00:09:35,690, Character said: You've lost weight. Didn't you eat well?
Of course you didn't. Who likes raw

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At 00:09:39,830, Character said: fish? Mom, Jenny's here, too.

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At 00:09:42,190, Character said: Oh, Jenny.

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At 00:09:44,150, Character said: Oh, I'm sorry. I guess it's the
excitement of you coming home, the

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At 00:09:50,450, Character said: party?

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At 00:09:57,130, Character said: It's not really your party. It's just
your family and some friends.

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At 00:10:01,330, Character said: Look, Mrs. Jefferson, I specifically
told my mother not to make a big deal

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At 00:10:06,070, Character said: of this. Oh, but we know how you two
are.

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At 00:10:08,930, Character said: And now with the news about the baby.

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At 00:10:12,590, Character said: What baby?

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At 00:10:13,850, Character said: Oh, come on. We already figured it out.

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At 00:10:18,850, Character said: Jenny is pregnant, isn't she?

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At 00:10:21,770, Character said: No, I'm not.

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At 00:10:23,450, Character said: I'm not.

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At 00:10:25,190, Character said: You're not?

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At 00:10:30,160, Character said: Who's you g***t to tell us?

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At 00:10:32,720, Character said: Mom, Jenny and I are getting a divorce.

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At 00:11:00,200, Character said: Mrs. J., must I leave? I've always
considered myself extended family.

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At 00:11:04,440, Character said: Lionel, hello.

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At 00:11:05,380, Character said: Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Bentley, but we have
an emergency here. You see, Lionel and

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At 00:11:10,620, Character said: Jenny are... sick.

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At 00:11:13,320, Character said: They brought home...