Boomers.S01E05.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-Gusty_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:00:30,884, Character said: [ Camera shutter clicks ]

At 00:00:31,784, Character said: TREVOR: "Humphrey de Bohun,
the 3rd Earl of Essex,

At 00:00:33,984, Character said: was killed at the Battle
of Boroughbridge, 1322.

At 00:00:36,784, Character said: A pikeman
concealed beneath a bridge

At 00:00:39,324, Character said: skewered him through the anus."

At 00:00:41,424, Character said: Apparently his dying screams

At 00:00:42,784, Character said: turned the enemy advance
into a panicked retreat.

At 00:00:45,584, Character said: Every cloud, eh?

At 00:00:47,684, Character said: Are you still on
for moving Joan out tomorrow?

At 00:00:49,454, Character said: -Oh, yeah. No problem.
-Good. I´ve hired the van out.

At 00:00:50,984, Character said: I haven´t driven a van
for years.

At 00:00:52,854, Character said: It´s gonna be great fun.

At 00:00:54,754, Character said: Tinged with sadness, obviously.

At 00:00:56,654, Character said: Oh, yeah.
Obviously.

At 00:00:59,683, Character said: Joan looking forward
to the big move tomorrow?

At 00:01:01,723, Character said: Into the care home?

At 00:01:03,283, Character said: She´s not doing many cartwheels.

At 00:01:04,983, Character said: Nice for your sister
to see her again, though.

At 00:01:07,723, Character said: [ Scoffs ]
First time in months.

At 00:01:10,583, Character said: She still
with that Egyptian guy?

At 00:01:12,623, Character said: Hanif?
That was years ago.

At 00:01:14,983, Character said: Turned up on the doorstep with
him out the blue one Christmas.

At 00:01:17,683, Character said: Couldn´t speak
a word of English.

At 00:01:19,383, Character said: Worst game of Boxing Day
charades ever, that was.

At 00:01:22,253, Character said: This country has a fascinating
history, though, doesn´t it?

At 00:01:25,623, Character said: A proud history.

At 00:01:26,983, Character said: We haven´t been invaded
for 1,000 years.

At 00:01:28,752, Character said: Well, coming up to 1,000.

At 00:01:30,282, Character said: -Yeah.
-We reach that mark in 2066.

At 00:01:32,752, Character said: It´s a shame
we won´t be there to see it.

At 00:01:34,582, Character said: Yeah, it´s always been
one of my great regrets.

At 00:01:37,822, Character said: You all right, Bob?

At 00:01:39,052, Character said: Golden, mate.

At 00:01:40,352, Character said: Absolutely golden.
[ Coughs ]

At 00:01:42,822, Character said: TREVOR: I´m just gonna push him
over to the till.

At 00:01:44,622, Character said: He´s expressed an interest

At 00:01:45,882, Character said: in one of
the Anne Boleyn fridge magnets.

At 00:01:48,522, Character said: Still a bit of the old devil
in there, eh, Bob?

At 00:01:50,682, Character said: BOB: [ Laughs ]

At 00:01:51,682, Character said: Poor old sod.

At 00:01:52,952, Character said: He looks done in.

At 00:01:54,422, Character said: Yeah, it´s good for him.

At 00:01:55,582, Character said: They haven´t g***t enough staff
at his care home

At 00:01:57,482, Character said: to take everyone out regularly.

At 00:01:58,921, Character said: If it wasn´t
for this befriending scheme,

At 00:02:00,681, Character said: he´d be stuck inside all week.

At 00:02:02,351, Character said: Brilliant.
No, it´s good, isn´t it?

At 00:02:03,951, Character said: It´s good
they can get out and about.

At 00:02:06,551, Character said: Makes you wonder what he´s done
to deserve Trevor, though.

At 00:02:09,821, Character said: I mean, we can walk away.

At 00:02:16,551, Character said: It´s a big thing, isn´t it,

At 00:02:18,051, Character said: moving into
full-time residential care?

At 00:02:20,951, Character said: I´m trying to make it
as easy as possible for her.

At 00:02:23,951, Character said: I´ve booked us a lovely posh
lunch tomorrow to celebrate.

At 00:02:27,850, Character said: -Yeah.
-Well, not celebrate.

At 00:02:29,750, Character said: -No.
-To mark the occasion.

At 00:02:31,750, Character said: Yeah, exactly.
You´re just marking it.

At 00:02:33,680, Character said: I´m worried it´s all gonna be
too much for her.

At 00:02:36,520, Character said: It´s a very tight schedule.

At 00:02:37,820, Character said: Well, she has to be out
of her sheltered accommodation

At 00:02:40,250, Character said: by midday because the warden

At 00:02:41,580, Character said: has g***t the next occupant
arriving then,

At 00:02:43,450, Character said: and we´ve still g***t
to sort all her stuff out.

At 00:02:44,880, Character said: You know -- what she´s taking,
what we´re leaving.

At 00:02:47,720, Character said: Oh, it´s an absolute nightmare,
Joy.

At 00:02:49,580, Character said: A nightmare.

At 00:02:51,880, Character said: You gonna come
and give us a hand?

At 00:02:54,450, Character said: I´d only be in the way.

At 00:02:56,319, Character said: No, everyone´s mucking in.

At 00:02:58,049, Character said: -Alan´s coming.
-Oh, is he?

At 00:03:00,749, Character said: Yeah.
Come on.

At 00:03:03,019, Character said: We´ll all have a laugh,
except Mum, obviously.

At 00:03:05,719, Character said: Well, I would be there with you,
Maureen,

At 00:03:08,279, Character said: but I´m waiting in
for the gasman tomorrow.

At 00:03:10,879, Character said: Boiler´s playing up.

At 00:03:12,919, Character said: Well, maybe you can come over
once they´ve been.

At 00:03:15,979, Character said: Have they given you
a morning or afternoon slot?

At 00:03:18,379, Character said: -All day.
-Oh.

At 00:03:20,249, Character said: Well, usually morning
or afternoon, isn´t it?

At 00:03:22,849, Character said: Usually.

At 00:03:24,649, Character said: Bob´s nice, isn´t he?

At 00:03:27,378, Character said: Trevor´s really into
his Age UK charity stuff.

At 00:03:30,618, Character said: They dress up at Christmas

At 00:03:31,818, Character said: and put on little shows for them
at the residential home.

At 00:03:34,578, Character said: Usually goes down well.

At 00:03:35,948, Character said: Although, last year, they did
a bit of a panto -- "Aladdin."

At 00:03:39,578, Character said: Trevor was Wishy Washy,

At 00:03:41,448, Character said: and one of them thought
he was a Japanese prison guard

At 00:03:43,678, Character said: and tried to strangle him
with a serviette.

At 00:03:45,548, Character said: They have flashbacks,
don´t they?

At 00:03:47,678, Character said: Yeah.

At 00:03:49,578, Character said: What do you mean?

At 00:03:52,348, Character said: Hello, boys.

At 00:03:53,718, Character said: JOAN: Hello.

At 00:03:54,877, Character said: All right, John?

At 00:03:56,017, Character said: Haven´t seen much of you today.

At 00:03:57,747, Character said: You been avoiding me?

At 00:04:00,277, Character said: Don´t know about you boys,
but I´m done in.

At 00:04:01,647, Character said: My feet are killing me.

At 00:04:02,977, Character said: If I´d known we´d be trekking
around old ruins all day,

At 00:04:05,347, Character said: I´d have brought
my sensible shoes.

At 00:04:07,247, Character said: I thought we were going back
to see those flagons of mead.

At 00:04:10,977, Character said: All right, Mum, we´ll get
to the mead in a minute.

At 00:04:14,247, Character said: Funny choice for her last day
of freedom, though, innit?

At 00:04:15,847, Character said: I mean, coming here?
What´s the attraction?

At 00:04:18,517, Character said: Other than
a fantastic little tea shop

At 00:04:20,447, Character said: with 1,000 years of history
attached?

At 00:04:23,447, Character said: PAULINE: Well, anyway,
we´re going soon.

At 00:04:24,676, Character said: Otherwise, Maureen´s
not gonna get her afternoon nap.

At 00:04:29,316, Character said: All right, darling.

At 00:04:31,476, Character said: She´s very hands-on, isn´t she?

At 00:04:32,746, Character said: She´s a nutcase.

At 00:04:33,816, Character said: I wasn´t going to say anything,

At 00:04:34,946, Character said: but I could tell
something was awry.

At 00:04:36,776, Character said: She never gets any of my jokes.

At 00:04:38,876, Character said: She´s always been the same,

At 00:04:40,446, Character said: especially after a couple
of white wine spritzers.

At 00:04:43,246, Character said: You don´t want to be
anywhere near her

At 00:04:44,616, Character said: on New Year´s Eve come midnight.

At 00:04:46,476, Character said: [ Gasps ]
I´ve had tongues and all.

At 00:04:49,516, Character said: And Christmas.
Dear, oh, dear.

At 00:04:51,546, Character said: Do you know, we haven´t had
mistletoe in our house

At 00:04:53,445, Character said: since 1974?

At 00:04:54,745, Character said: -That´s sexual harassment.
-It is.

At 00:04:56,415, Character said: You´ve been objectified, John,
treated as a sexual object.

At 00:04:58,975, Character said: I think
it´s the way you dress, mate.

At 00:05:00,515, Character said: That is extremely provocative.

At 00:05:02,675, Character said: He´s asking for it, isn´t he?

At 00:05:05,815, Character said: [ Footsteps approaching ]

At 00:05:11,675, Character said: I know how you´re feeling.

At 00:05:13,315, Character said: I have had similar problems
with in-laws crossing that line

At 00:05:16,045, Character said: between displaying affection
and being overtly sexual.

At 00:05:18,645, Character said: Of course. Carol´s g***t
a couple of sisters, hasn´t she?

At 00:05:21,415, Character said: It wasn´t her...