The Jeffersons s09e26 The Wheel of Forever.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:00,970, Character said: Well, we're moving on up, we're moving
on up to the...

At 00:01:12,201, Character said: one of my favorite game shows, Fighting
Families.

At 00:01:17,190, Character said: And one of the contestants, Grandma
Zimmerman, is about to make TV history.

At 00:01:21,630, Character said: I'm thrilled.

At 00:01:23,810, Character said: This is serious, Miss Jefferson.

At 00:01:25,690, Character said: I mean, if Grandma Zimmerman's family
gets to win today, she gets to play

At 00:01:29,670, Character said: box.

At 00:01:31,250, Character said: And every time she wins, her false teeth
fall out.

At 00:01:36,390, Character said: Lawrence, I don't understand why you
bother to watch that show.

At 00:01:40,750, Character said: It's brainless and it's ridiculous.

At 00:01:44,170, Character said: And it's not nearly as good as the
nighttime version.

At 00:01:50,390, Character said: Okay, Grandma.

At 00:01:52,510, Character said: Name a day of the week.

At 00:01:55,570, Character said: Um, um... Henry.

At 00:02:02,030, Character said: Henry? Well, you said I could name one.

At 00:02:07,570, Character said: We'll be right back after this word from
our sponsor.

At 00:02:10,789, Character said: Somebody grab her false teeth.

At 00:02:15,331, Character said: Put these ledgers over here, sir. Just
put them anywhere. I don't care.

At 00:02:21,800, Character said: Things gave me a headache.

At 00:02:23,100, Character said: I've only had one headache this bad in
my life. And there she is.

At 00:02:28,820, Character said: Florence, get me some aspirin, please.

At 00:02:31,780, Character said: Miss Jefferson, bring some aspirin back
with you.

At 00:02:35,400, Character said: Florence, this headache is killing me.

At 00:02:37,860, Character said: Don't rush.

At 00:02:40,800, Character said: Sit down, sir. And let the nimble hands
of Ralph Hart work their magic.

At 00:02:46,060, Character said: Wow, you g***t strong hands, Ralph. You're
good at this.

At 00:02:48,720, Character said: Yes, sir, I like to exercise them. It
keeps them in shape.

At 00:02:54,840, Character said: Yeah, for this.

At 00:02:56,580, Character said: Exactly, sir.

At 00:02:58,480, Character said: Here you are, Florence.

At 00:03:00,760, Character said: No, me, please.

At 00:03:01,811, Character said: Why don't you open the bottle for me,
please?

At 00:03:04,200, Character said: Okay, George.

At 00:03:04,980, Character said: Thanks. Now, let's see.

At 00:03:07,100, Character said: Align arrow, press down, twist
clockwise, and slide.

At 00:03:17,480, Character said: Oh, no luck. Now, let's see.

At 00:03:20,020, Character said: Align arrow, push down, and twist.

At 00:03:25,700, Character said: What's somebody call an undertaker?
Because by the time she gets this bottle

At 00:03:29,800, Character said: open, I'm going to be dead.

At 00:03:32,020, Character said: George, don't be impatient.

At 00:03:34,040, Character said: These caps are good.

At 00:03:36,520, Character said: Children can't open them.

At 00:03:38,940, Character said: Neither can I.

At 00:03:41,060, Character said: Can I get you an ice bag instead?

At 00:03:43,520, Character said: Hey, wait.

At 00:03:44,640, Character said: I happen to have some aspirin with me
for an emergency.

At 00:03:49,960, Character said: They're two for a dollar.

At 00:03:51,161, Character said: Ralph, I happen to be in pain. Why do
you want to charge me such a ridiculous

At 00:03:56,240, Character said: price? I'm sorry, sir. For you, buck
apiece.

At 00:04:01,960, Character said: Better.

At 00:04:03,500, Character said: Here, here.

At 00:04:04,620, Character said: Thank you, sir. Anything else? No, get
out.

At 00:04:07,180, Character said: Absolutely, sir.

At 00:04:08,300, Character said: Oh, and I'll just throw these out for
you.

At 00:04:11,641, Character said: George, is there anything else I can get
for you? No, thanks, Reese. I'm fine.

At 00:04:19,010, Character said: I think I'll just sit here and lay back
and watch some TV.

At 00:04:21,850, Character said: Florence, why don't you flip on Midget
Wrestling?

At 00:04:26,690, Character said: You want to see Midget Wrestling?

At 00:04:28,510, Character said: Yes, I do.

At 00:04:29,630, Character said: Then why don't you stand in front of a
mirror and watch yourself take off a

At 00:04:34,550, Character said: turtleneck sweater?

At 00:04:38,590, Character said: This is Florence's day off. She wants to
watch Fighting Families. Why don't you

At 00:04:43,570, Character said: watch it on home TV?

At 00:04:44,621, Character said: Because it's broke.

At 00:04:45,860, Character said: Okay, Florence, let's compromise.

At 00:04:47,800, Character said: I'll watch midget wrestling. You get out
of here.

At 00:04:51,880, Character said: I think this explains why you're a dry
cleaner and not in the U .N.

At 00:04:57,600, Character said: Now, how do you expect Florence to get
along without a TV set? It's very easy.

At 00:05:01,440, Character said: Buy a TV guide and use your imagination.

At 00:05:06,260, Character said: Florence, maybe your set just needs some
fine -tuning. I think I'll be able to

At 00:05:10,640, Character said: fix it. You can't even open a bottle of
aspirin?

At 00:05:13,740, Character said: True. But who ever heard of childproof
TV?

At 00:05:19,140, Character said: Mr. Jefferson, if you have any
conscience, any heart, and any hope of

At 00:05:25,160, Character said: getting into heaven, you'll get me
another TV.

At 00:05:28,000, Character said: Not a chance, Florence.

At 00:05:29,480, Character said: My good deeds will get me where I'm
going.

At 00:05:32,240, Character said: Well, in that case, forget the TV and
get yourself an air conditioner.

At 00:05:37,460, Character said: You g***t money in the bank? Why don't you
go buy a TV?

At 00:05:40,250, Character said: I'm saving that for my old age.

At 00:05:41,810, Character said: Oh, well, since you're going to be
drawing it all out tomorrow anyway, just

At 00:05:47,470, Character said: some of it to buy a TV.

At 00:05:49,890, Character said: Florence, I'm working on the set.

At 00:05:52,190, Character said: Now tell me, are the Zimmermans jumping
rope?

At 00:05:57,650, Character said: Nope.

At 00:05:59,130, Character said: Then it must be the vertical hole.

At 00:06:01,310, Character said: But I'm making progress.

At 00:06:03,390, Character said: Give me another thing.

At 00:06:04,471, Character said: Look at that. The referee's holding
somebody's tooth in his hand. I don't

At 00:06:07,830, Character said: know whose it is.

At 00:06:10,440, Character said: Mr. Jefferson, I work hard.

At 00:06:12,180, Character said: And I do a good job. I deserve another
TV.

At 00:06:14,920, Character said: Oh, you work hard, huh?

At 00:06:17,020, Character said: Let me see you do that.

At 00:06:18,420, Character said: Do I get another TV? No. Then let me see
you do that.

At 00:06:20,901, Character said: That's what I'm talking about. That's
what I'm talking about.

At 00:06:24,740, Character said: That's right.

At 00:06:26,780, Character said: Ta -da! Hello there, Mr. Jefferson.

At 00:06:30,020, Character said: Hello. Hi.

At 00:06:31,800, Character said: What's going on?

At 00:06:33,060, Character said: Well, we came down to show Mrs.
Jefferson this new outfit I designed.

At 00:06:36,880, Character said: Doesn't she look lovely? Oh, my head.

At 00:06:39,560, Character said: Well, I think that's a compliment.

At 00:06:42,080, Character said: So where's Mrs. Jefferson?

At 00:06:44,080, Character said: Everything is perfect, except I'm
getting green skin now.

At 00:06:50,160, Character said: Do we come at a bad time?

At 00:06:52,160, Character said: No. As a matter of fact, you came just
in time to settle an argument.

At 00:06:56,520, Character said: Don't you think Mr. Jefferson should get
me another TV?

At 00:06:59,340, Character said: Well, I, uh... We've g***t to run. Agree
with me first, then run.

At 00:07:04,100, Character said: I'm getting a mustache now!

At 00:07:06,560, Character said: I think we really ought to go.

At 00:07:08,920, Character said: No!

At 00:07:09,971, Character said: until you answer my question.

At 00:07:11,600, Character said: Now, what do you think, Jenny?

At 00:07:13,400, Character said: I'm really getting closer.

At 00:07:15,200, Character said: Now I can tell men from women.

At 00:07:19,580, Character said: Are you sure Mrs. Jefferson is okay?
Yes. She's trying to fix Florence's TV

At 00:07:24,520, Character said: Oh,

At 00:07:26,180, Character said: Florence,

At 00:07:35,580, Character said: I've been thinking.

At 00:07:40,430, Character said: you'd better take up reading as a hobby.

At 00:07:44,430, Character said: Shoot. There goes Grandma Zimmerman.
Grandma Zimmerman? Are you watching

At 00:07:48,310, Character said: Fighting Families?

At 00:07:49,330, Character said: Yeah. Well, then you can watch it at our
place.

At 00:07:51,711, Character said: Willis, you mean to tell me you watch
that stupid program, too?

At 00:07:54,390, Character said: Watch it. I've g***t the home version
upstairs.

At 00:07:56,751, Character said: Come on, everybody.

At 00:07:58,030, Character said: Good. Go ahead, everybody.

At 00:07:59,610, Character said: Bye. Bye.

At 00:08:01,230, Character said: ...