Boomers.S01E06.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-Gusty_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:00:30,581, Character said: [ Camera shutter clicks ]

At 00:00:35,441, Character said: ALAN: If you knew
they were collecting it today,

At 00:00:37,482, Character said: why didn´t you leave it out?

At 00:00:38,682, Character said: JOYCE: Because you do
that sort of thing, Alan.

At 00:00:41,042, Character said: ALAN: I don´t know what clothes
to put in a charity bag.

At 00:00:44,282, Character said: -[ Vehicle door closes ]
-You did it on purpose.

At 00:00:46,243, Character said: You didn´t leave it out ´cause
you don´t like the charity.

At 00:00:49,043, Character said: -What are you talking about?
-It´s racist.

At 00:00:50,683, Character said: -That´s what it is, Alan.
-That is not true.

At 00:00:52,713, Character said: Look at this place.

At 00:00:54,114, Character said: Looks more like a bloody
prison camp every year.

At 00:00:56,444, Character said: So why do we keep coming, then?

At 00:00:58,114, Character said: ´Cause Maureen loves it,
don´t she?

At 00:01:00,184, Character said: She´s in her element here.

At 00:01:01,814, Character said: What we need to be doing

At 00:01:03,245, Character said: is spending more time
with the baby.

At 00:01:05,415, Character said: We´ll have to pay
for Lee and bloody Suze

At 00:01:07,345, Character said: to come on holiday with us.

At 00:01:08,615, Character said: It´s either the baby
or the prison camp.

At 00:01:11,085, Character said: We can´t pay for two holidays.

At 00:01:14,086, Character said: "Don´t know
what clothes to put in."

At 00:01:16,586, Character said: What´s Africa ever done to you?

At 00:01:21,547, Character said: What are you looking at me
like that for?

At 00:01:23,517, Character said: I´m not looking at you.
I´m doing my neck exercises.

At 00:01:26,017, Character said: [ Sighs ] Next year -- And
I know we say this every year,

At 00:01:29,287, Character said: but, this year, I mean it.

At 00:01:30,548, Character said: Next year, Alan, we´re booking
somewhere different.

At 00:01:33,448, Character said: I´m going to tell Maureen
straight.

At 00:01:35,288, Character said: We´re done with this place.

At 00:01:39,719, Character said: Here they are.
We were getting worried.

At 00:01:42,489, Character said: We thought you´d changed
your mind and weren´t coming.

At 00:01:44,549, Character said: Miss the weekender?
I don´t think so.

At 00:01:47,820, Character said: It´s the highlight of our year,
isn´t it, Alan?

At 00:01:50,720, Character said: We g***t stuck on the 148.

At 00:01:52,690, Character said: Some holdup at Fakenham.

At 00:01:54,190, Character said: Should have gone A47, Al.

At 00:01:55,750, Character said: I didn´t know
there was a holdup.

At 00:01:56,821, Character said: I´ve been trying to call you
to tell you.

At 00:01:58,591, Character said: Is your phone
switched off again?

At 00:02:00,151, Character said: -It´s on silent.
-Why?

At 00:02:02,121, Character said: -I´m on holiday.
-What´s the point

At 00:02:03,251, Character said: in having a phone
if it´s permanently on silent?

At 00:02:05,392, Character said: You can´t be on holiday
all the time.

At 00:02:07,552, Character said: What do you think
retirement means?

At 00:02:09,052, Character said: MAUREEN:
You g***t your party boots on, Al?

At 00:02:10,692, Character said: -My what?
-For dancing.

At 00:02:13,022, Character said: There´s live bands
tomorrow night.

At 00:02:14,593, Character said: You checked in yet?

At 00:02:16,123, Character said: No, we were waiting for you.

At 00:02:17,153, Character said: Thought it was easier
all together.

At 00:02:18,393, Character said: Go and sort us out, John.

At 00:02:20,093, Character said: You seen the lineup
tomorrow night?

At 00:02:21,523, Character said: Top bands.

At 00:02:22,623, Character said: The Searchers,
Brian Poole and the Tremeloes.

At 00:02:24,454, Character said: They still going, are they?

At 00:02:25,594, Character said: I think there´s
the odd band member missing.

At 00:02:27,694, Character said: Strictly speaking, it´s
Brian Poole and the Tremeloe.

At 00:02:30,194, Character said: Mum, if you don´t like
what´s on the menu,

At 00:02:32,495, Character said: they´ll change it for you.

At 00:02:34,555, Character said: They will have something
apart from Chinese.

At 00:02:37,795, Character said: Yes, we´re here.
It´s lovely.

At 00:02:39,595, Character said: Yes, she´s here.
[ Laughs ]

At 00:02:42,096, Character said: Mum says hello.

At 00:02:43,096, Character said: Hi, Joan!

At 00:02:45,156, Character said: All right, then.
Speak to you later.

At 00:02:47,456, Character said: Bye.

At 00:02:49,296, Character said: Bye.

At 00:02:53,657, Character said: Bye.

At 00:02:56,397, Character said: First time we´ve been away
since she went into the home,

At 00:02:59,158, Character said: they´re giving her Chinese.

At 00:03:00,528, Character said: She has been off Chinese food
for years.

At 00:03:03,198, Character said: Yeah, when it g***t too spicy
for her.

At 00:03:05,558, Character said: No.

At 00:03:06,798, Character said: When they took back Hong Kong.

At 00:03:10,499, Character said: I´m not racist, ** I?

At 00:03:12,759, Character said: What?

At 00:03:13,759, Character said: Not filling up
the African charity bags.

At 00:03:15,499, Character said: That´s not racist, is it?

At 00:03:16,800, Character said: No.

At 00:03:18,560, Character said: But you are racist.

At 00:03:21,730, Character said: She´s on the phone
every five minutes, Joy.

At 00:03:24,060, Character said: If I didn´t have this weekend
to get away, I´d go nuts.

At 00:03:26,701, Character said: Well, it´s your time, isn´t it?

At 00:03:28,661, Character said: We should book up for next year
while we´re here, shouldn´t we?

At 00:03:31,261, Character said: You get a big discount
for booking early.

At 00:03:33,131, Character said: Do you know what? It´s funny
you should say that --

At 00:03:35,332, Character said: -They´re here.
-Oh, hi!

At 00:03:37,332, Character said: -Hello.
-Oh! Hi, girls.

At 00:03:39,332, Character said: All arrived safely, then.

At 00:03:40,502, Character said: Yeah.
All ready to rock out?

At 00:03:42,362, Character said: It´s about time one of us won
the dance competition, isn´t it?

At 00:03:45,363, Character said: Yeah. Me and Carol have g***t
a good chance this year,

At 00:03:47,363, Character said: because I´ve been
working on throwing in

At 00:03:48,703, Character said: a few contemporary moves.

At 00:03:51,033, Character said: [ Laughing ]
Oh, brilliant.

At 00:03:53,304, Character said: Go, Trev.
[ Laughs ]

At 00:03:55,434, Character said: Come on, Carol.
Get over here.

At 00:03:57,234, Character said: Yeah, leave the boys to it.

At 00:04:00,104, Character said: All right there, Trev?

At 00:04:01,465, Character said: Ah, very good, John.
Yourself?

At 00:04:02,835, Character said: -I´m good, mate.
-TREVOR: Yeah.

At 00:04:04,435, Character said: Everything´s very harmonious
in our household at the moment.

At 00:04:07,165, Character said: I think counseling is
the best decision I ever made.

At 00:04:10,466, Character said: I´m going to surprise Carol
with a package tomorrow night.

At 00:04:14,736, Character said: [ Paper rustling ]

At 00:04:16,836, Character said: They do romance packages.

At 00:04:18,736, Character said: You know -- roses with dinner,
that sort of thing.

At 00:04:21,467, Character said: I just have to choose which one.

At 00:04:23,807, Character said: They do
a gold and a silver package.

At 00:04:27,467, Character said: Oh.

At 00:04:28,638, Character said: With the gold, you get
a live acoustic performance

At 00:04:32,038, Character said: by the Searchers
actually at your table.

At 00:04:35,068, Character said: And what´s the silver package?

At 00:04:36,568, Character said: Two live performances.

At 00:04:38,609, Character said: We gonna book
some activities, then?

At 00:04:40,569, Character said: I thought I´d wait and see
what the boys want to do first.

At 00:04:43,469, Character said: Oh, do we have to?

At 00:04:44,809, Character said: We can do things without them,
you know.

At 00:04:46,770, Character said: What, let them do stuff
on their own?

At 00:04:49,040, Character said: You have to give your other half
some space, Joyce.

At 00:04:51,570, Character said: Otherwise, you get into

At 00:04:52,570, Character said: an unhealthy
codependent relationship

At 00:04:55,241, Character said: where he´s just waiting for you

At 00:04:56,371, Character said: to tell him
what to do the whole time.

At 00:04:58,041, Character said: And that´s a bad thing?

At 00:04:59,371, Character said: I think
we should play it by ear.

At 00:05:01,241, Character said: It´s a weekender.

At 00:05:02,341, Character said: We´re supposed to party on,
girls. [ Chuckles ]

At 00:05:05,042, Character said: You know, I read in some survey
that people in their 60s

At 00:05:09,072, Character said: are actually like teenagers.

At 00:05:10,642, Character said: No kids to look after,
no job to get up for,

At 00:05:13,813, Character said: no responsibilities, you see.

At 00:05:15,613, Character said: We can do whatever we want!

At 00:05:18,343, Character said: I don´t think you should be
taking notice of surveys, Carol.

At 00:05:22,314, Character said: You don´t know
who they´re asking.

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