Boomers.S02E02.Matt.and.Seb.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-Gusty_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:00:04,413, Character said: [ Clatter ]

At 00:00:05,853, Character said: That´s not mine.

At 00:00:07,683, Character said: This isn´t mine!

At 00:00:09,513, Character said: -Hi. It´s "Alan," isn´t it?
-No. What?

At 00:00:12,283, Character said: Matt, Seb.
Just moved in down the road.

At 00:00:14,553, Character said: -I like that cupboard.
-ALAN: What, this?

At 00:00:16,254, Character said: Oh, it´s just some old rubbish
I´m clearing out of the loft.

At 00:00:18,514, Character said: SEB: No, it´s really nice.
You could up-cycle that.

At 00:00:20,784, Character said: -Zhoosh it a bit.
-We´re not big "zhooshers."

At 00:00:23,284, Character said: We´re having a housewarming
party on Saturday,

At 00:00:25,454, Character said: and we wondered
if you´d like to come?

At 00:00:27,354, Character said: -Um...
-We´d love to come, Matt!

At 00:00:29,514, Character said: -Hi, Seb!
-How are you?

At 00:00:31,555, Character said: Great. Well, we´ll see you
there. Anytime after 6:00.

At 00:00:35,255, Character said: -Bye!
-Bye-bye.

At 00:00:37,655, Character said: We can´t turn down
their invitation, Alan.

At 00:00:40,585, Character said: They´ll think
we´re narrow-minded.

At 00:00:42,685, Character said: I mean, can you believe,
the cheek of some people?

At 00:00:44,555, Character said: We don´t want
people thinking badly of us.

At 00:00:46,616, Character said: We´ve paid for this skip!

At 00:00:48,316, Character said: Although,
sometimes it can´t be helped.

At 00:00:50,216, Character said: This is our space!
Get your own!

At 00:00:53,686, Character said: Alan!

At 00:00:55,156, Character said: It´s all right. No one saw me.
[ Clears throat ]

At 00:01:32,389, Character said: -[ Bell dings ]
-Hi!

At 00:01:34,119, Character said: JOYCE: Hi!

At 00:01:35,819, Character said: -Seb´s an architect.
-You been Googling people again?

At 00:01:39,159, Character said: No, I´ve been asking around,
talking to people.

At 00:01:42,119, Character said: Maybe he can do us a deal
on our loft conversion.

At 00:01:44,720, Character said: -That won´t work.
-Why not?

At 00:01:46,390, Character said: -I´ve told John he can do it.
-No, Alan.

At 00:01:48,660, Character said: John´s a plumber.
Seb´s an architect.

At 00:01:50,860, Character said: It´s perfect --

At 00:01:52,690, Character said: He can do our loft,
plus we get to know them better,

At 00:01:55,860, Character said: welcome them
into the local community.

At 00:01:58,261, Character said: -Why do we both have to go?
-Because I just want

At 00:02:00,761, Character said: one set of neighbors that
we can talk to and get on with.

At 00:02:04,391, Character said: You´ve fallen out
with everyone else.

At 00:02:06,361, Character said: If you´re not shouting at them
from your skip,

At 00:02:08,461, Character said: you´re -- you´re annoying them

At 00:02:10,161, Character said: with anti-parking bollards
in the street

At 00:02:11,621, Character said: or shoving notes
through the letterbox

At 00:02:13,792, Character said: about their overhanging hedges.

At 00:02:15,792, Character said: Why can´t you just be nice?

At 00:02:17,692, Character said: I tried nice once.
Didn´t like it.

At 00:02:20,292, Character said: I´m entering them into
the library art competition.

At 00:02:23,422, Character said: The art therapy´s
going really well.

At 00:02:25,622, Character said: I start off very tense
and stressy,

At 00:02:28,263, Character said: but by the end of each session

At 00:02:30,123, Character said: I´m really tuned in
to my creative unconscious.

At 00:02:33,193, Character said: So these are like
before and after?

At 00:02:34,763, Character said: -That´s it.
-Which is which?

At 00:02:37,523, Character said: I´m creating more
to deal with my frustrations.

At 00:02:40,493, Character said: Tonight, me and Trevor
are coming to the end

At 00:02:42,394, Character said: -of a period of sexual lent.
-You what, love?

At 00:02:45,324, Character said: We haven´t had
physical relations for a month.

At 00:02:47,364, Character said: We called it sexual Lent.

At 00:02:49,224, Character said: We just called it September.

At 00:02:50,664, Character said: Anyway, you two looking forward
to the party tonight?

At 00:02:53,864, Character said: Yeah! We never get to do
anything different.

At 00:02:56,565, Character said: It´s always
one of John´s functions.

At 00:02:58,865, Character said: The sailing club,
the Rotary club...

At 00:03:01,265, Character said: any of these other bloody clubs.

At 00:03:03,495, Character said: I feel invisible sometimes,
hung on his arm --

At 00:03:05,895, Character said: just a sad but dazzling
piece of eye candy.

At 00:03:09,365, Character said: It is a gay party, isn´t it?

At 00:03:11,496, Character said: Well, they are gay, but
I don´t think it´s a gay party.

At 00:03:15,566, Character said: Gays love me.

At 00:03:17,326, Character said: Back when I met John,
all my male friends were gay.

At 00:03:20,866, Character said: Made his job easier.

At 00:03:22,326, Character said: We had a gay couple live
next door to us in Chorleywood,

At 00:03:24,866, Character said: when we first g***t married --
Devon and Peter.

At 00:03:27,427, Character said: They took me under their wing.
We went to all the gay clubs.

At 00:03:31,167, Character said: I think Seb and Matt
are quite domesticated.

At 00:03:33,797, Character said: Devon had this pair
of gold lamé pants.

At 00:03:36,597, Character said: He used to put them on sometimes
for a laugh,

At 00:03:38,627, Character said: knock on our door
asking for a bit of sugar.

At 00:03:41,198, Character said: -John was terrified of him.
-Maureen...

At 00:03:43,628, Character said: It is ages since I have been
to a proper gay party.

At 00:03:48,228, Character said: I don´t think
it´s that kind of party.

At 00:03:49,828, Character said: It will be once I get there.

At 00:03:51,828, Character said: Look, I-I don´t know
how to say this, but...

At 00:03:54,329, Character said: I think you might come across
as a bit of --

At 00:03:57,329, Character said: -a bit of a...
-Bit of a what?

At 00:03:59,499, Character said: A tiny bit of a cling-on,
where gay men are concerned.

At 00:04:02,829, Character said: I don´t understand.

At 00:04:04,329, Character said: Well, I´m -- I´m --
I´m trying to think

At 00:04:05,799, Character said: of how to describe it
in a sensitive way.

At 00:04:08,670, Character said: She means you´re a fag hag,
Maureen.

At 00:04:10,370, Character said: -Or we could just say that.
-You know, like Lady Gaga.

At 00:04:12,830, Character said: I do know what a fag hag is,
Carol.

At 00:04:15,470, Character said: I´m not that over the top, ** I?

At 00:04:18,600, Character said: You´re on YouTube --

At 00:04:19,830, Character said: -Skip Rage Man.
-[ Gasps ]

At 00:04:21,500, Character said: This is our space!
Get your own!

At 00:04:25,501, Character said: Maureen´s mate g***t sent it on
the Thurnemouth Facebook group.

At 00:04:28,401, Character said: Have people g***t
nothing better to do

At 00:04:29,731, Character said: -than to film their neighbors?
-Not in Thurnemouth, no.

At 00:04:32,201, Character said: Carol and I were going to have
a quiet night in.

At 00:04:34,601, Character said: We were going to watch
an episode of "Countryfile"

At 00:04:36,671, Character said: on iPlayer; We´ve g***t three
to choose from "in the bank."

At 00:04:39,172, Character said: Wow. When you have a quiet night
in, Trevor,

At 00:04:40,832, Character said: -you have a quiet night in.
-Are you coming?

At 00:04:42,772, Character said: No. Maureen usually embarrasses
herself at these kind of things.

At 00:04:45,402, Character said: She sees a gay man,

At 00:04:46,872, Character said: she attaches herself like a
barnacle to the side of a boat.

At 00:04:49,502, Character said: Come on. One night´s
not going to kill you.

At 00:04:51,302, Character said: She goes insane, Alan.

At 00:04:52,533, Character said: You´ve only g***t to play
the right song,

At 00:04:53,773, Character said: and bang, she´s on the table,
the shoes are off.

At 00:04:55,873, Character said: [ Gasps ]
It´s carnage.

At 00:04:57,573, Character said: I hear
one of them´s an architect.

At 00:04:59,233, Character said: You should get him to do
your loft.

At 00:05:00,903, Character said: No need. Me and Alan
are doing it, aren´t we?

At 00:05:02,873, Character said: Yeah.

At 00:05:12,834, Character said: -You look very nice.
-Thank you, my love.

At 00:05:14,574, Character said: -And so do you.
-Thank you.

At 00:05:16,404, Character said: -Making me proud, as usual.
-Aww.

At 00:05:18,634, Character said: You´re not going to jump up
on any tables, are you?

At 00:05:21,134, Character said: I´ve already been told.

At 00:05:23,135, Character said: Matt and Seb
seem like a lovely couple.

At 00:05:25,605, Character said: They´re so lovely.

At 00:05:27,175, Character said: Nice, ordinary,
down-to-earth, people.

At 00:05:29,705, Character said: That´s what we´ve g***t to do
tonight -- convince them

At 00:05:31,905, Character said: that we´re nice ordinary,
down-to-earth people.

At 00:05:35,335, Character said: You and Trevor aren´t planning
to stay that long, are you?

At 00:05:38,836, Character said: TREVOR: We´re going in
very early, aren´t we?

At 00:05:40,776, Character said: JOHN:...