Boomers.S02E03.Naming.Ceremony.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-Gusty_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:00:01,327, Character said: TREVOR: [ Whistling
"The Tears of a Clown" ]

At 00:00:09,866, Character said: JOHN: It´s not about
being a man wanting to sit

At 00:00:11,796, Character said: in the front, Carol; It´s about
me being three feet taller.

At 00:00:14,096, Character said: I get carsick
if I read in the back.

At 00:00:16,065, Character said: Well, don´t read.

At 00:00:17,525, Character said: How far is it
to this christening?

At 00:00:18,795, Character said: Hour and a half.

At 00:00:19,865, Character said: Great.

At 00:00:21,025, Character said: And it´s not a christening.
It´s a naming ceremony.

At 00:00:23,525, Character said: -Even better.
-CAROL: I´ve g***t to read.

At 00:00:25,464, Character said: I´ve joined this
online creative-writing course.

At 00:00:27,994, Character said: I´m working on something.

At 00:00:29,364, Character said: Why don´t you read us some?
Go on.

At 00:00:30,894, Character said: Oh, no, I couldn´t do that.

At 00:00:32,463, Character said: -Oh, go on!
-No!

At 00:00:33,763, Character said: She doesn´t want to, Maureen.
Don´t force her.

At 00:00:35,063, Character said: Although, my tutor
is encouraging the class

At 00:00:38,093, Character said: to seek out friends´ opinions
to help us develop creatively.

At 00:00:41,692, Character said: It all sounds very exciting.
What is it?

At 00:00:44,362, Character said: It´s an e***c novel.

At 00:00:45,622, Character said: Although,
if she wants to read it,

At 00:00:48,321, Character said: then perhaps
we could all learn something.

At 00:00:51,691, Character said: "Chapter 1 -- Faint Stirrings."

At 00:00:54,491, Character said: Anyone want anything
from the shop?

At 00:00:56,890, Character said: Earplugs.

At 00:00:58,290, Character said: "The sun burned a blazing orange

At 00:01:00,090, Character said: as its rays spread out
over the Norfolk coast.

At 00:01:03,619, Character said: It was morning, in Norfolk."

At 00:01:39,615, Character said: All I´m saying is,

At 00:01:41,285, Character said: she´s our granddaughter
and we never get to see her.

At 00:01:44,284, Character said: There´s more pictures of Bigfoot

At 00:01:45,814, Character said: than there are
of me and that baby.

At 00:01:48,684, Character said: Why are you wearing that jacket?

At 00:01:50,613, Character said: You´ve g***t so many nice ones.

At 00:01:52,813, Character said: A lot of my friends warned me
this would happen.

At 00:01:55,553, Character said: Their daughters-in-laws are
all the same -- control freaks.

At 00:01:59,012, Character said: Do you know what it´s like
dealing with someone like that?

At 00:02:01,612, Character said: It must be difficult.

At 00:02:02,882, Character said: Plus, Lee´s g***t his new job.

At 00:02:05,512, Character said: I don´t think he´s happy there,
Alan. He´s not been himself.

At 00:02:08,051, Character said: She´s forced him into it
for the money.

At 00:02:10,051, Character said: They´ve always g***t
her mum and dad to tap up.

At 00:02:12,011, Character said: Vaughan and Sally are loaded.

At 00:02:14,310, Character said: I wouldn´t say
they were loaded --

At 00:02:16,350, Character said: just ´cause
they´ve g***t a big house.

At 00:02:17,950, Character said: -They´ve g***t a boat.
-Lots of people have g***t boats.

At 00:02:20,880, Character said: With a staircase?

At 00:02:22,579, Character said: We should talk to Lee,

At 00:02:23,979, Character said: -ask them if they need anything.
-We can´t afford it.

At 00:02:26,279, Character said: It doesn´t have to be much,
just a gesture.

At 00:02:28,849, Character said: Money´s always short
when you´ve g***t little ones.

At 00:02:30,908, Character said: Remember us
when we were starting out?

At 00:02:32,848, Character said: Remember us now?

At 00:02:34,578, Character said: -I´m going to talk to Lee.
-No. No. I´ll talk to him.

At 00:02:37,048, Character said: Don´t be silly.
You can´t talk to him, Alan.

At 00:02:39,347, Character said: -You two never communicate.
-We talk all the time.

At 00:02:42,007, Character said: -About football.
-That´s still talking.

At 00:02:44,547, Character said: [ Horn honks ]

At 00:02:47,606, Character said: [ Car doors open ]

At 00:02:52,276, Character said: TREVOR: Not a bad little
runaround, is she, John?

At 00:02:54,645, Character said: What, the car or Carol?

At 00:02:56,045, Character said: Because that book she´s writing
is pretty racy,

At 00:02:58,605, Character said: if chapter three´s
anything to go by.

At 00:03:00,045, Character said: I know. Even Matthäus never did
anything like that with me.

At 00:03:04,044, Character said: Who´s Matthäus?

At 00:03:05,774, Character said: My German exchange student
at school.

At 00:03:07,644, Character said: -I must have told you about him.
-No.

At 00:03:10,343, Character said: -[ Tapping ]
-Shall I help her?

At 00:03:12,043, Character said: Oh, I had to put
the child locks on.

At 00:03:14,403, Character said: Carol was making loom bands
on the door handles last week

At 00:03:16,942, Character said: and nearly pulled it open
on the A402.

At 00:03:18,942, Character said: Just press the button
on the handle, love!

At 00:03:21,402, Character said: -The -- The red button!
-[ Click ]

At 00:03:23,302, Character said: That´s it!

At 00:03:24,601, Character said: -[ Thud ]
-Oh!

At 00:03:26,901, Character said: -Are you all right?
-CAROL: I´m fine!

At 00:03:29,401, Character said: Hi!

At 00:03:30,541, Character said: You look lovely, Joyce --

At 00:03:32,840, Character said: -very "grandma."
-Oh, thank you.

At 00:03:35,570, Character said: -Very "granny."
-Yeah.

At 00:03:37,470, Character said: -Very "granny gran gran."
-Yeah. All right, Maureen.

At 00:03:40,299, Character said: So exciting for you and Alan --

At 00:03:42,339, Character said: your first grandchild
being christened.

At 00:03:44,669, Character said: Oh, it´s a naming ceremony,
Carol, not a christening.

At 00:03:47,469, Character said: I´m all for experiencing
new things.

At 00:03:49,068, Character said: -[ Car doors lock ]
-You weren´t enjoying

At 00:03:50,068, Character said: -Carol´s book very much.
-TREVOR: That´s not true.

At 00:03:52,838, Character said: You had the radio on
all the whole way.

At 00:03:54,538, Character said: Music relaxes me
when I´m driving.

At 00:03:55,797, Character said: It wasn´t tuned in.

At 00:03:56,937, Character said: Why can´t they have
a christening in a church

At 00:03:58,737, Character said: so we all know where we are?

At 00:03:59,937, Character said: Oh, you´re suddenly religious,
are you?

At 00:04:01,797, Character said: You don´t have to be religious
to have a christening.

At 00:04:03,696, Character said: That´s the whole point
about being a Christian --

At 00:04:05,666, Character said: you don´t have to believe
in anything.

At 00:04:06,866, Character said: Still, you get to hold the baby.

At 00:04:09,436, Character said: If Suze lets me get
within 10 feet of her, yes.

At 00:04:12,265, Character said: Oh, you´ll see plenty of her
today, I´m sure.

At 00:04:14,865, Character said: I will, ´cause today´s
going to be different.

At 00:04:17,435, Character said: I´m putting my foot down
and I´m asserting my rights.

At 00:04:20,694, Character said: I´m giving Scarlett
our family heirlooms.

At 00:04:34,393, Character said: SUZE:
It´s a wishing tree.

At 00:04:35,992, Character said: So, what you do is,
you write your wish for Scarlett

At 00:04:38,432, Character said: on the tag, and then
you attach it to the tree.

At 00:04:40,592, Character said: Oh, that´s lovely.

At 00:04:42,662, Character said: Isn´t that lovely, Joyce?

At 00:04:45,061, Character said: -Hello, Letty.
-Scarlett.

At 00:04:47,291, Character said: I always call her Letty.

At 00:04:48,991, Character said: Even though her name´s Scarlett.

At 00:04:50,531, Character said: We haven´t missed the photos,
have we?

At 00:04:52,060, Character said: No, we´re going to do some
later.

At 00:04:53,490, Character said: -All together?
-Of course, the whole family!

At 00:04:55,860, Character said: Stop worrying, Joyce. You´re not
going to miss anything.

At 00:04:59,329, Character said: Grandmothers give us memories,
don´t they, Scarlett?

At 00:05:01,489, Character said: Aww...

At 00:05:03,389, Character said: Alan...

At 00:05:06,288, Character said: Suze, we wanted to give you this
for Scarlett.

At 00:05:11,528, Character said: It´s Alan´s christening dress.

At 00:05:13,758, Character said: -I was smaller back then.
-JOYCE: Lee wore it, too.

At 00:05:16,057, Character said: I thought it would be nice

At 00:05:17,487, Character said: to pass something down
through the family.

At 00:05:19,687, Character said: Shall I hold Scarlett?

At 00:05:21,027, Character said: -Hi, Mum!
-SALLY: Aww!

At 00:05:23,626, Character said: Oh, she has g***t Granny´s eyes,
hasn´t she, Suze?

At 00:05:27,856, Character said: I can see a lot of Lee in her.

At 00:05:29,426, Character said: You can see
Alan´s side of the family.

At 00:05:31,325, Character said: -´Round the nose.
-Can you?

At 00:05:32,885, Character said: I can, Alan, yes.

At 00:05:35,055, Character said: We weren´t expecting presents.
We hoped people would donate

At 00:05:37,655, Character said: to the charity
we put on the invites.

At 00:05:39,584, Character said: Oh, yeah, you´ve...