The Jeffersons Red Robins S11E24 Subtitles

At 00:00:01,290, Character said: Well, we're moving on up, moving on up,
to the...

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At 00:01:11,560, Character said: Your Red Robin's uniform and your Red
Robin candies.

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At 00:01:16,200, Character said: Now show us your Red Robin smile.

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At 00:01:19,320, Character said: Oh, good.

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At 00:01:21,300, Character said: Now, try out your Red Robin sales pitch
on me.

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At 00:01:25,540, Character said: But you always buy my candies.

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At 00:01:28,320, Character said: Well, pretend I'm Mrs. Jones, your
customer, okay? Now knock on my door.

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At 00:01:33,800, Character said: Come in.

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At 00:01:35,000, Character said: Hello, Grandma.

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At 00:01:36,800, Character said: No, the name is Jones.

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At 00:01:39,060, Character said: Now try again.

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At 00:01:42,160, Character said: Come in.

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At 00:01:43,240, Character said: Hello, Grandma Jones.

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At 00:01:46,320, Character said: No, I'm Mrs. Jones. Oh, Helen, what does
it matter?

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At 00:01:52,920, Character said: Florence, come over here and be Mrs.
Jones.

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At 00:01:55,920, Character said: Child, I'll be happy to go anywhere and
be Mrs. Anybody.

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At 00:02:01,040, Character said: Jessica's practicing her sales pitch. Go
ahead, dear.

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At 00:02:06,280, Character said: Hello, Mrs. Jones.

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At 00:02:07,820, Character said: Now, don't forget your last name and
what flock you're from.

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At 00:02:10,759, Character said: Hello, I... And don't forget to tell her
about your Coco Doodle Doons and your

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At 00:02:16,030, Character said: mini Nana Mints.

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At 00:02:17,550, Character said: Hello, I'm Jessica. And that your flock
will win a trip to Rochester for the Red

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At 00:02:22,590, Character said: Robins Jamboree if they sell 15 cases.

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At 00:02:25,350, Character said: Hello, I'm Jessica. And don't forget to
end with a cheery, have a nice day.

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At 00:02:31,410, Character said: Have a nice day.

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At 00:02:33,550, Character said: Is she a salesman or what?

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At 00:02:36,230, Character said: She can't miss unless you two decide to
go with her.

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At 00:02:41,840, Character said: Florence, will you get that?

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At 00:02:43,380, Character said: Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Jefferson, but this
Red Red Robin's going bob -bob -bobbing

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At 00:02:47,080, Character said: along.

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At 00:02:53,740, Character said: Oh, hi, Tom. Come in. Hi, everybody. Hi,
darling. Hi, Grandpa.

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At 00:02:58,040, Character said: Hi, sweetheart.

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At 00:02:59,420, Character said: How's the sales campaign coming?

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At 00:03:01,320, Character said: Are you kidding?

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At 00:03:03,380, Character said: She's a natural.

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At 00:03:04,700, Character said: She's going to make me the proudest next
mother ever.

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At 00:03:08,680, Character said: Do you want to buy some candy? I'll take
12 boxes.

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At 00:03:13,140, Character said: ** I a salesman or what?

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At 00:03:17,080, Character said: What flavor?

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At 00:03:18,480, Character said: Oh, it doesn't matter. They'll all end
up the same place.

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At 00:03:24,520, Character said: You know, Jessica, it was an
organization just like the Red Robins

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At 00:03:29,240, Character said: me the values of, oh, camaraderie,
honor, and compassion for my fellow man.

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At 00:03:35,360, Character said: Oh, you were in the Cub Scouts?

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At 00:03:37,800, Character said: No. The young yachtsman.

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At 00:03:41,440, Character said: Oh, those were the days racing with the
wind, the spray of the ocean on your

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At 00:03:46,180, Character said: face. Everything would have been just
perfect if I could have just gotten that

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At 00:03:50,080, Character said: darn knot right.

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At 00:03:51,360, Character said: Oh, well, those nautical knots are
tough.

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At 00:03:54,040, Character said: I meant the knot in my ascot.

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At 00:03:57,040, Character said: I just couldn't seem to get it. All the
other fellows chided me unmercifully,

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At 00:04:01,760, Character said: calling me horrible names like Inept.

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At 00:04:05,260, Character said: But I suffered through.

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At 00:04:06,960, Character said: And you know, Jessica, I do miss my
blazer.

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At 00:04:10,980, Character said: Please, please.

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At 00:04:12,360, Character said: Hey, you're all here. This is perfect.
Guess who's coming over?

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At 00:04:15,100, Character said: Cap Scanlon.

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At 00:04:16,600, Character said: Who is Cap Scanlon? Who's Cap Scanlon?
You might as well ask me who's Irv

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At 00:04:20,600, Character said: Ribner.

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At 00:04:23,140, Character said: I'll b***e. Who's Irv Ribner?

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At 00:04:27,300, Character said: Irv Ribner is the Cap Scanlon of the
West Coast.

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At 00:04:31,120, Character said: Who is Cap Scanlon?

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At 00:04:34,100, Character said: Only the director of the North American
Dry Cleaners Foundation.

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At 00:04:38,559, Character said: Oh, that Cap Scanlon.

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At 00:04:41,240, Character said: Silly me.

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At 00:04:42,920, Character said: Yeah, I ran into him up on 63rd Street.
He's in town visiting his mother. She

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At 00:04:46,240, Character said: lives in the building next door, so I
invited him over.

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At 00:04:48,180, Character said: Oh, goody. Yeah, this is a big deal for
me. I'm glad you two are here to take

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At 00:04:51,560, Character said: part in it. Oh, well, what can we do?
Get out.

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At 00:04:56,240, Character said: George.

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At 00:04:57,380, Character said: Well, I never. Come on, Helen. We don't
have to stay here and take this abuse.

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At 00:05:01,880, Character said: Right, Jessica?

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At 00:05:02,920, Character said: Right.

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At 00:05:08,510, Character said: Maybe I can sell them some more chances.

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At 00:05:12,390, Character said: Is that a salesman or what?

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At 00:05:16,750, Character said: Okay, why is this such a big deal?
Because I'm one of the four finalists of

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At 00:05:22,050, Character said: North American Dry Cleaning Man of the
Year Awards. I must have mentioned that

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At 00:05:25,470, Character said: time or two.

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At 00:05:26,350, Character said: Or 12.

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At 00:05:28,990, Character said: Well, anyway, who do you suppose decides
who the winner is?

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At 00:05:32,410, Character said: Let me guess.

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At 00:05:34,050, Character said: Time's up.

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At 00:05:35,070, Character said: Cap's scamming.

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At 00:05:36,450, Character said: And he'll be here any second. Hey, you
don't have time to have your hair done,

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At 00:05:40,630, Character said: huh?

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At 00:05:42,190, Character said: It's really not necessary, George,
because I have no intention of staying

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At 00:05:46,670, Character said: and watching you grovel over some award.

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At 00:05:50,350, Character said: Now, when have you seen me grovel?

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At 00:05:54,010, Character said: Look, when I flatter somebody, it's so
subtle and natural, they don't even know

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At 00:05:57,130, Character said: I'm doing it.

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At 00:05:59,030, Character said: Hey, Cap, you look fantastic.

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At 00:06:05,830, Character said: No. Where?

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At 00:06:07,190, Character said: Turn around.

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At 00:06:08,030, Character said: No.

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At 00:06:09,090, Character said: How you doing?

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At 00:06:11,190, Character said: I'm busier than a flea at a dog show.

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At 00:06:14,190, Character said: This the wife?

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At 00:06:15,430, Character said: Yeah. Hi, babe.

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At 00:06:19,510, Character said: Nice to meet you, too.

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At 00:06:21,810, Character said: She's the one that showed me that
article you wrote. You know, the one

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At 00:06:24,490, Character said: said, now you can laugh at Barry
Staines?

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At 00:06:27,630, Character said: I did.

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At 00:06:28,970, Character said: Come on, Weez, don't be modest. Remember
you said it was brilliant? Yeah, I'd

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At 00:06:31,630, Character said: stunk up a lot of shirts sweating out
the angle on that one.

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At 00:06:36,890, Character said: I mean, berry stains. What can you say
about them that's fresh and original?

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At 00:06:45,070, Character said: Then it hit me.

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At 00:06:46,570, Character said: Right from the viewpoint of the stain.

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At 00:06:52,260, Character said: Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to
continue this conversation from the

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At 00:06:56,680, Character said: viewpoint of the bedroom.

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At 00:06:59,600, Character said: Great tan on her.

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At 00:07:04,020, Character said: Well, if there's two things I know, it's
women and how much I want to win that

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At 00:07:07,260, Character said: dry cleaner of the year award.

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At 00:07:09,160, Character said: So, Jefferson, what's on your mind?

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At 00:07:11,320, Character said: Well, I just wanted to ask about that
dry cleaner of the year award.

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At 00:07:14,220, Character said: Well, I won it twice, 74 and 75
consecutively. You should have won in 76

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At 00:07:19,800, Character said: That's right. I mean, there's nothing
like taking your kid to see your name on

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At 00:07:23,660, Character said: plaque at the dry cleaners hall of fame.
And, uh, I don't know where it is now.

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At 00:07:28,280, Character said: They lost their lease.

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At 00:07:31,950, Character said: Well, I gotta get one. What are my
chances?

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At 00:07:34,010, Character said: I'd say it was a lock except for old
lady Cunningham from Cunningham

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At 00:07:38,350, Character said: Her? She makes my blood curdle. I like
her. Curdle with affection, you know?

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At 00:07:44,630, Character said: Well, you two are pretty evenly matched
up in everything except for community

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At 00:07:50,810, Character said: service. What's wrong with my community
service?

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At 00:07:53,630, Character said: You haven't done any.

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At 00:07:55,730, Character said: What are you talking about?

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At 00:07:57,470, Character said: I g***t give a hoot don't lose stickers on
all my vans. Come on, Jefferson.

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At 00:08:01,790, Character said: Cunningham's g***t a mitts into every
youth group from the Cub Scouts to the

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At 00:08:05,710, Character said: future dry cleaners. I mean, you'd
actually think she likes kids.

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At 00:08:10,470, Character said: Look, maybe I can persuade you over
lunch to see my point of view.

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At 00:08:14,950, Character said: What can I serve you? Filet mignon?

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At 00:08:17,450, Character said: Veal shank?

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At 00:08:18,550, Character said: A thousand bucks?

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At 00:08:20,290, Character said: Forget the brides, you know.

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