The Bank Job-eng Subtitles

At 00:00:04,149, Character said: ( theme music playing )

At 00:00:31,210, Character said: SOME OF YOU MAY BE
SURPRISED TO SEE ME

At 00:00:33,446, Character said: DRESSED AS A FRANCISCAN VICAR,
FIDDLING ABOUT WITH A PRAM.

At 00:00:36,649, Character said: SOME OF YOU MAY BE
EVEN MORE SURPRISED TO LEARN

At 00:00:39,319, Character said: THAT THE BABY IN THE PRAM
IS NONE OTHER THAN MY WAITRESS,

At 00:00:41,921, Character said: MIMI LABONQ.

At 00:00:45,657, Character said: MAY I SPEAK?

At 00:00:47,293, Character said: NO.

At 00:00:49,961, Character said: ALL THIS IS A SIMPLE RUSE
TO RECOVER THE GENUINE PAINTINGS

At 00:00:53,366, Character said: OF THE FALLEN MADONNA
WITH THE BIG BOOBIES
BY VAN CLOMP,

At 00:00:55,735, Character said: AND THE CRACKED VASE
WITH THE BIG DAISIES
BY VAN GOGH,

At 00:00:58,538, Character said: BOTH OF WHICH PAINTINGS
I HAVE NOW CONCEALED

At 00:01:01,073, Character said: IN THE NAPPY OF MIMI LABONQ.

At 00:01:04,643, Character said: I WILL HAVE TO BLOW
THE TALCUM POWDER OFF

At 00:01:06,479, Character said: WHEN I GET HOME.

At 00:01:08,348, Character said: THE FORGERIES, I SHOULD ADD,

At 00:01:09,649, Character said: ARE CONCEALED
BEHIND THAT BEAM UP THERE.

At 00:01:11,851, Character said: NOW, THE GERMAN COLONEL
AND THE ITALIAN CAPTAIN

At 00:01:15,655, Character said: WERE JUST ABOUT TO CREATE
A DIVERSION

At 00:01:17,657, Character said: SO THAT I COULD ESCAPE,

At 00:01:18,858, Character said: WHEN, UNFORTUNATELY,
THEY WERE AMBUSHED

At 00:01:20,760, Character said: BY THE COMMUNIST RESISTANCE
AND CAPTURED.

At 00:01:23,062, Character said: AND THEY ARE NOW,
EVEN AS I SPEAK,

At 00:01:25,265, Character said: BEING LED HERE
BY THEIR FEARED LEADER,

At 00:01:27,700, Character said: DENISE LAROQUE, WHO IS,
OF COURSE,

At 00:01:29,335, Character said: MADLY IN LOVE WITH ME.

At 00:01:30,970, Character said: ( door opening )

At 00:01:32,171, Character said: LOOK OUT, LIE BACK,
AND BEHAVE LIKE A BABY!

At 00:01:34,974, Character said: ( belches )

At 00:01:40,211, Character said: Captain:
HEY. HEY!

At 00:01:41,581, Character said: MIND WHERE
YOU POKE THAT THING.

At 00:01:43,349, Character said: STAND OVER THERE!

At 00:01:44,717, Character said: HOW DID YOU GERMAN PIGS
FIND OUR SECRET HEADQUARTERS?

At 00:01:47,820, Character said: WE WERE LED HERE
BY THE OLD PIANO PLAYER.

At 00:01:50,590, Character said: YOU ARE A TRAITOR
TO FRANCE,

At 00:01:53,660, Character said: AND YOU WILL BE
SHOT IMMEDIATELY.

At 00:01:55,495, Character said: NO, NO, NO.

At 00:01:56,663, Character said: PLEASE, THEY MADE ME DO IT.

At 00:01:59,198, Character said: I WILL DIE FOR FRANCE.

At 00:02:01,768, Character said: BUT YOU DID NOT DIE.

At 00:02:02,968, Character said: I WILL, I WILL...

At 00:02:05,905, Character said: EVENTUALLY.

At 00:02:08,307, Character said: MA'**, MAY I INTERCEDE
ON BEHALF OF THIS FRAIL,

At 00:02:11,511, Character said: OLD, PIANO TUNING,
PEASANT?

At 00:02:13,746, Character said: HE HAS NEVER GROWN UP.

At 00:02:15,748, Character said: HE HAS THE MIND
OF A FIVE-YEAR-OLD.

At 00:02:18,451, Character said: HE HAS A CONDITION KNOWN
IN THE MEDICAL WORLD AS--

At 00:02:21,554, Character said: "GAGA."

At 00:02:24,255, Character said: BE CALM, MY SON,
NO HARM WILL BEFALL YOU.

At 00:02:26,659, Character said: THANK YOU, FATHER.

At 00:02:29,028, Character said: WHY DO WE
WASTE TIME TALKING?

At 00:02:30,496, Character said: WE SHOULD TAKE THESE
ENEMIES OF FRANCE OUTSIDE,

At 00:02:32,965, Character said: PUT THEM UP AGAINST
THE WALL OF THE BARN,

At 00:02:35,167, Character said: AND BUMP THEM OFF.

At 00:02:36,336, Character said: YOU A BEAUTIFUL LADY.

At 00:02:38,003, Character said: WHY YOU SO
DAMNED AGGRESSIVE, EH?

At 00:02:42,607, Character said: YOU SHOULD NOT
MAKE THE WAR,

At 00:02:44,176, Character said: YOU SHOULD MAKE
THE LOVE.

At 00:02:46,746, Character said: DOES ANYBODY FANCY
THIS ITALIAN,

At 00:02:48,614, Character said: BEFORE WE SHOOT HIM?

At 00:02:50,015, Character said: HE COULD BE QUITE AMUSING,
I SUPPOSE,

At 00:02:52,852, Character said: FOR AN HOUR OR TWO.

At 00:02:54,754, Character said: I HAVE THE LAST REQUEST.

At 00:02:56,956, Character said: Denise:
WHAT IS IT?

At 00:02:58,090, Character said: I MUST WEAR THE BLINDFOLD.

At 00:02:59,425, Character said: BEFORE YOU ARE SHOT?

At 00:03:00,693, Character said: BEFORE I MAKE THE LOVE.

At 00:03:04,496, Character said: WHAT IS ALL THIS
TALK OF SHOOTING?

At 00:03:06,131, Character said: IF WE ARE CLEVER,

At 00:03:07,433, Character said: WE CAN GET
FOR THE GERMANS
A LARGE RANSOM.

At 00:03:09,635, Character said: SPEAKING FOR MYSELF,

At 00:03:11,504, Character said: I THINK THAT WHAT
THE HOLY FATHER IS SAYING

At 00:03:13,773, Character said: IS VERY SENSIBLE.

At 00:03:15,274, Character said: WELL, I SAY
GET RID OF THEM.

At 00:03:17,042, Character said: SHOOT THEM!

At 00:03:18,143, Character said: NO, NO, NO.
LET US NOT BE HASTY.

At 00:03:19,812, Character said: NOW LOOK, WE ARE ALL
GOOD COMMUNISTS,

At 00:03:22,582, Character said: WHY DO WE NOT
FORM A COMMITTEE?

At 00:03:24,250, Character said: HAVE A DEBATE?

At 00:03:25,251, Character said: PUT A MOTION
ON THE TABLE?

At 00:03:27,620, Character said: YOU NEED PARTY FUNDS.

At 00:03:29,188, Character said: WE COULD
START A NEWSPAPER,

At 00:03:30,723, Character said: ADVERTISE FOR NEW MEMBERS.

At 00:03:32,091, Character said: HE IS RIGHT.

At 00:03:33,325, Character said: THIS WE WILL DO.

At 00:03:34,727, Character said: THANK YOU, FATHER.

At 00:03:36,195, Character said: MAY I KISS YOUR RING?

At 00:03:39,598, Character said: THAT WILL NOT
BE NECESSARY.

At 00:03:41,967, Character said: THE THANKS
WILL BE ENOUGH.

At 00:03:49,641, Character said: CAN YOU SEE ANYTHING,
HERR FLICK?

At 00:03:51,577, Character said: PASS ME THE BINOCULARS.

At 00:03:53,279, Character said: YES, HERR FLICK.

At 00:03:57,716, Character said: NOT THE MICKEY MOUSE
BINOCULARS--

At 00:04:00,085, Character said: THE POWERFUL
GESTAPO BINOCULARS.

At 00:04:01,821, Character said: YES, HERR FLICK.

At 00:04:08,760, Character said: WHAT DO YOU SEE?

At 00:04:11,329, Character said: THE COLONEL, THE LIEUTENANT,
AND THE ITALIAN CAPTAIN

At 00:04:14,600, Character said: HAVE BEEN TAKEN INTO
THE SAWMILL

At 00:04:16,736, Character said: BY ROUGH, WORKING CLASS
WOMEN WITH GUNS.

At 00:04:20,705, Character said: WE MUST ASSUME THAT
THEIR PLANS HAVE FAILED.

At 00:04:24,643, Character said: WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

At 00:04:25,711, Character said: WHEEL ME BACK
TO MY HEADQUARTERS.

At 00:04:27,547, Character said: YES, HERR FLICK.

At 00:04:28,548, Character said: AND DO NOT
GO OVER ANY BUMPS,

At 00:04:30,416, Character said: AS I WISH TO GO
TO THE POTTY.

At 00:04:37,388, Character said: HOW MANY KILOS
DO YOU WISH?

At 00:04:39,125, Character said: NO, I HAVE
CHANGED MY MIND.

At 00:04:41,728, Character said: SHE'S CHANGED HER MIND,
SHE SAYS.

At 00:04:44,597, Character said: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT
IF I SQUEEZE YOUR GRAPEFRUIT

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