The.Laundromat.2019.720p.BluRay.x264.[YTS.MX]-English Subtitles

At 00:00:14,416, Character said: First of all, there are some things
you should know before we begin.

At 00:00:18,166, Character said: For instance, we are real people,
just like you.

At 00:00:22,708, Character said: Secondly,
we did not write a word of this.

At 00:00:25,375, Character said: To be perfectly frank,

At 00:00:26,708, Character said: we would have preferred
all of this remain a secret.

At 00:00:29,625, Character said: But we had no choice
in the matter.

At 00:00:31,875, Character said: We just woke up one day
and everything changed.

At 00:00:35,500, Character said: There were stories about us
everywhere:

At 00:00:38,125, Character said: TV, newspapers, and the internet.

At 00:00:40,916, Character said: And now it is our turn
to tell a few stories.

At 00:00:44,458, Character said: Think of them as fairy tales
that actually happened.

At 00:00:48,375, Character said: Don't worry,
these stories are not just about us.

At 00:00:52,250, Character said: They're also about you.

At 00:00:54,041, Character said: And how is that possible?

At 00:00:56,166, Character said: Because all these stories
are about money.

At 00:01:00,500, Character said: The idea of money.
The necessity of money.

At 00:01:04,583, Character said: The secret life of money.

At 00:01:07,333, Character said: Before money,
there was only the barter system.

At 00:01:10,458, Character said: You tried to trade what you had
or you could do for what you needed.

At 00:01:14,708, Character said: You have bananas, but you need a cow.

At 00:01:17,541, Character said: I have a cow, but I hate bananas.

At 00:01:19,916, Character said: So, as you can imagine,
there was a limit to this system.

At 00:01:23,625, Character said: Bananas turn brown over time
and cows can, you know, wander away.

At 00:01:27,791, Character said: So an agreed-upon
medium of exchange was needed.

At 00:01:31,833, Character said: What is a medium of exchange?

At 00:01:34,791, Character said: Well, it could be a... a nugget of gold.

At 00:01:38,083, Character said: Or some other shiny rocks
that are generally found to be scarce.

At 00:01:42,333, Character said: It could be a... a slip of paper

At 00:01:46,458, Character said: - with words on it...
- Aah!

At 00:01:47,791, Character said: ...or pictures of powerful people.

At 00:01:50,250, Character said: And if you read those words,

At 00:01:51,750, Character said: you will see that they are arranged
into a promise of value.

At 00:02:00,833, Character said: Slips of paper...

At 00:02:02,541, Character said: ...which you cannot peel and eat,
and do not give milk

At 00:02:06,791, Character said: are what we all agreed
to call "money."

At 00:02:09,416, Character said: And these slips gave birth
to many other pieces of paper

At 00:02:14,166, Character said: with more writing on them.

At 00:02:17,250, Character said: And some of those words,
they told the story of credit.

At 00:02:24,291, Character said: Oh, stay with us now,
this is important.

At 00:02:27,625, Character said: Credit is an invention that meant
you no longer needed to carry around, uh,

At 00:02:33,583, Character said: millions of bananas on slips of paper.

At 00:02:36,458, Character said: So, you now have something invisible,
credit,

At 00:02:39,333, Character said: standing in for something tangible,
a cow.

At 00:02:42,375, Character said: Credit said that even if you didn't have

At 00:02:44,625, Character said: all the bananas you need
for what you want,

At 00:02:48,208, Character said: you could borrow bananas

At 00:02:50,958, Character said: from the future.

At 00:02:52,750, Character said: So, credit is just the future tense
of the language of money.

At 00:02:59,250, Character said: Speaking of the future...

At 00:03:01,500, Character said: Uh, things have gotten
a little more complicated.

At 00:03:05,041, Character said: Actually, a lot more complicated.

At 00:03:07,583, Character said: There is more money than ever before.

At 00:03:10,916, Character said: Our money has more names
than ever before.

At 00:03:13,750, Character said: Commodities, loans, stocks, and bonds.

At 00:03:18,250, Character said: Funds and funds of funds.

At 00:03:21,083, Character said: Futures, equity,
derivatives, securitized debt,

At 00:03:24,750, Character said: shorts and margin calls.

At 00:03:26,291, Character said: Financial instruments.

At 00:03:28,166, Character said: Words.

At 00:03:29,583, Character said: Invisible.

At 00:03:31,416, Character said: Abstract.

At 00:03:33,708, Character said: Very different from cows.

At 00:04:02,625, Character said: Morning has broken.

At 00:04:04,500, Character said: - Morning.
- Mwah!

At 00:04:06,458, Character said: - Come on, buddy.
- What time is it?

At 00:04:08,500, Character said: It's time.

At 00:04:10,500, Character said: Did you remember to take all your...

At 00:04:12,666, Character said: Yes!

At 00:04:14,041, Character said: - You didn't even let me finish.
- I took them, I took everything.

At 00:04:18,083, Character said: - Big fat liar.
- I'm not.

At 00:04:19,625, Character said: You know,
they're not gonna wait for us, Joe.

At 00:04:21,666, Character said: Okay, yeah.

At 00:04:22,708, Character said: - So...
- I can't do the laces.

At 00:04:24,541, Character said: - You can have this. I'll take this off.
- No, I'm all right.

At 00:04:27,125, Character said: - I think it's gonna warm up.
- Oh, look. They haven't left yet.

At 00:04:29,875, Character said: - No, no, we're all right.
- Oh, gosh.

At 00:04:32,041, Character said: We're all right.

At 00:04:33,958, Character said: If they ask about it.

At 00:04:35,500, Character said: - They'll save a place for us.
- Yeah.

At 00:04:37,083, Character said: - You think?
- Yeah.

At 00:04:38,750, Character said: - There they are.
- Drop a line in.

At 00:04:40,708, Character said: What would you catch?

At 00:04:42,333, Character said: - Oh, here's Barb. Hi.
- Probably an old boot.

At 00:04:44,208, Character said: - Hey. Sorry.
- The line's movin', it's okay.

At 00:04:47,416, Character said: Tryin' to move him out is like,
you know...

At 00:04:49,375, Character said: Yep.

At 00:04:50,791, Character said: All right. Yeah, that's great.
I'm glad. I didn't remember.

At 00:04:55,166, Character said: - Shall we let them go, or...
- Uh...

At 00:04:58,791, Character said: That's it.

At 00:04:59,875, Character said: - Careful on this thing, it gets tricky.
- Yeah, it gets a little slippery.

At 00:05:04,125, Character said: - Okay.
- Thank you.

At 00:05:08,250, Character said: Honey?

At 00:05:09,583, Character said: Yeah? Oh, look, a place. Oh.

At 00:05:12,041, Character said: - Oh, and leg room..
- Yeah.

At 00:05:13,625, Character said: ...to boot.

At 00:05:15,791, Character said: Sweet.

At 00:05:30,000, Character said: Good afternoon, Trenton travelers.

At 00:05:32,125, Character said: This is Richard Paris.

At 00:05:33,333, Character said: I'll be your captain here
on historic Lake George.

At 00:05:36,583, Character said: We g***t a magnificent fall day,
so sit back and relax and enjoy the view.

At 00:05:44,166, Character said: Posh seats, huh?

At 00:05:45,791, Character said: No.

At 00:05:46,916, Character said: Hey, you know where
the word "posh" comes from?

At 00:05:49,708, Character said: - Do you know, Barb?
- No idea, El.

At 00:05:52,166, Character said: Oh, is this one
of your crossword puzzle things

At 00:05:54,583, Character said: - or a fun fact off a calendar?
- Go on, tell her.

At 00:05:57,833, Character said: The posh seats on a boat, the good seats,

At 00:06:00,583, Character said: were called that because when cruises went
from England to Africa,

At 00:06:04,375, Character said: if you were sitting on the port side
on the way there, you saw land.

At 00:06:07,916, Character said: Yeah, and when you would go back,
you'd want to sit on the starboard side,

At 00:06:11,708, Character said: so that you're not
lookin' out at nothing all day.

At 00:06:14,666, Character said: Port Out, Starboard Home.

At 00:06:17,333, Character said: P-O-S-H. It's... It's a... an acronym.

At 00:06:20,625, Character said: Yeah.

At 00:06:21,958, Character said: Boy, you guys sure know a lot of trivia.

At 00:06:24,625, Character said: Well, you weren't just staring at nothing.

At 00:06:28,125, Character said: I... I mean, if you had eyes at all,
you'd be looking at something.

At 00:06:32,916, Character said: Maybe clouds or whales, but something.

At 00:06:38,666, Character said: Maybe.

At 00:06:39,833, Character said: All right, comin' up
on your right-hand side

At 00:06:41,875, Character said: just a couple meters beneath the surface

At 00:06:45,041, Character said: is the Sunken Fleet of 1758.

At 00:06:48,500, Character said: - Oh, that's what that is.
- British soldiers stationed on the lake

At 00:06:51,583, Character said: sank over 260 vessels to keep them

At 00:06:54,375, Character said: - from being captured by the French.
- Amazing it's lasted.

At 00:06:58,000, Character said: Captain?

At 00:07:01,916, Character said: Ah, s***t, where did that come from?

At 00:07:10,416, Character said: Whoa!

At 00:07:41,333, Character said: Ellen and Joe went on their honeymoon
in Niagara Falls

At 00:07:44,625, Character said: and they were on their way back there...