The Jeffersons Off Off Off Off Broadway S11E23 Subtitles

At 00:00:01,040, Character said: Well, we're moving on up, moving on up,
too deep down, moving on up, too deep

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At 00:01:09,930, Character said: I can't believe it.

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At 00:01:11,570, Character said: The government is not coming through
with the money for our disabled youth

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At 00:01:16,390, Character said: services program.

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At 00:01:17,770, Character said: Oh, no.

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At 00:01:19,970, Character said: Well,

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At 00:01:21,350, Character said: we just have to think about another way
to raise the money.

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At 00:01:24,310, Character said: Let's see.

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At 00:01:25,390, Character said: Oh, we could have a bake sale.

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At 00:01:27,930, Character said: I remembered the last bake sale. We lost
$50 and gained 11 pounds.

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At 00:01:35,490, Character said: Well, what about another raffle?

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At 00:01:38,480, Character said: We lost more money on that than we did
on the bait sale.

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At 00:01:43,440, Character said: Well, it swapped me.

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At 00:01:45,540, Character said: We gave away all the good stuff at the
raffle.

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At 00:01:50,260, Character said: I hate to be a pessimist, Louise, but I
think we've hit rock bottom.

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At 00:01:57,060, Character said: D***n!

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At 00:02:00,240, Character said: Excuse me, I have an update.

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At 00:02:02,860, Character said: Well, I can see by the look on your face
you heard the bad news.

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At 00:02:05,580, Character said: Boy, what a loss to mankind.

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At 00:02:08,199, Character said: Yes, George, you're sure right. We had
such great things planned for those poor

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At 00:02:13,600, Character said: kids. Poor kids? I'm talking about a
real loss to mankind.

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At 00:02:17,200, Character said: Big Sal, from Big Sal's pasta bar
restaurant, I lost his account.

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At 00:02:24,680, Character said: George, you can't compare a few
spaghetti -soaked tablecloths to our

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At 00:02:31,540, Character said: youth services program.

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At 00:02:33,460, Character said: That's right. They don't belong in the
same sentence.

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At 00:02:35,840, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:02:36,760, Character said: You're welcome. Now, enough about this
help center giant. I g***t a problem.

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At 00:02:40,560, Character said: I can't argue with that.

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At 00:02:44,100, Character said: The problem with my business is I don't
advertise enough.

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At 00:02:48,040, Character said: Well, it would seem to me, then, that
what you should do is advertise more.

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At 00:02:54,480, Character said: Have you been going to night school
behind my back?

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At 00:02:59,840, Character said: Look, George, I'm no expert.

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At 00:03:03,180, Character said: But I have two suggestions. And they
are?

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At 00:03:05,900, Character said: Advertise more.

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At 00:03:06,980, Character said: And? Leave us alone.

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At 00:03:09,720, Character said: Okay. Don't you come to me with no
problems.

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At 00:03:13,200, Character said: The problem is it costs money to
advertise.

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At 00:03:16,200, Character said: Well, leaving us alone is free.

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At 00:03:20,740, Character said: Come on, Mr. Bentley. Now, don't be shy.

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At 00:03:22,820, Character said: Hi, everybody.

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At 00:03:24,000, Character said: Hello. Guess what Mr.

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At 00:03:25,540, Character said: Bentley's been doing.

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At 00:03:26,920, Character said: Well, from the happy look on your face,
he must have been feeding you.

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At 00:03:34,030, Character said: Now, Mr. Willis, don't build it up too
high.

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At 00:03:36,590, Character said: He's been doing the funniest impressions
I've ever seen in my entire life, bar

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At 00:03:40,950, Character said: none. Really, I think you're raising the
expectation level a bit too much.

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At 00:03:44,630, Character said: Oh, now, come on, this is hilarious,
Tom. Oh, my stomach hurts from laughing.

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At 00:03:50,590, Character said: Uh, Tom, we're not exactly in the mood
to laugh. I'm sorry. We just found out

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At 00:03:56,190, Character said: our funding for the disabled youth
services program has been cut off.

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At 00:04:01,280, Character said: Well, what a better time for a little
mirth than levity. Now, come on. Do we

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At 00:04:05,140, Character said: down over here?

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At 00:04:06,260, Character said: Helen, please sit down. Oh, come on,
Georgie.

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At 00:04:09,160, Character said: Sit over here. Come on.

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At 00:04:11,980, Character said: Now, the beauty of this is that these
impressions, he does them in Russian.

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At 00:04:16,899, Character said: You know what would be better? If he did
them in Russia.

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At 00:04:23,120, Character said: Come on, Mr. Bentley. Give us a little
of that suave Soviet... Cary Grant.

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At 00:04:27,880, Character said: Well, you've talked me into it.

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At 00:04:30,590, Character said: You dig, you dig, you dig.

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At 00:04:35,890, Character said: Boy,

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At 00:04:37,710, Character said: wait, it gets better, there's more.

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At 00:04:39,210, Character said: Oh, Mr. Bentley, do the Mondale -Reagan
debates.

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At 00:04:43,910, Character said: Oh, no, no, no, that's boring.

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At 00:04:46,330, Character said: Do Rich Little doing Frank Sinatra
playing the Kremlin. All right.

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At 00:04:52,570, Character said: Oh, wait a minute, folks, there's an
even better one. Do Porky Pig in

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At 00:05:03,100, Character said: It was hysterical when the Russian

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At 00:05:09,680, Character said: ambassador's wife did it. Oh, my God.
Perhaps it wasn't an impression.

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At 00:05:13,960, Character said: Get out of here.

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At 00:05:15,220, Character said: This ain't no talent show.

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At 00:05:16,960, Character said: Wait a minute.

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At 00:05:18,320, Character said: What a great idea.

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At 00:05:21,390, Character said: Talent show. Oh, Mr. Bentley, would you
be willing to do this on stage?

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At 00:05:25,710, Character said: What, get thrown out?

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At 00:05:27,390, Character said: No.

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At 00:05:28,630, Character said: Your Russian impression.

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At 00:05:30,830, Character said: Well. Oh, we need talent like yours. Oh,
I wish I could persuade you. You've

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At 00:05:35,870, Character said: twisted my arm.

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At 00:05:36,990, Character said: Oh, it will be great. We could invite
all the kids. I could make some

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At 00:05:42,090, Character said: Helen, you could sing.

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At 00:05:43,450, Character said: And we'll have to be a barn.

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At 00:05:49,990, Character said: George. If you don't have anything
constructive to say... I have something

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At 00:05:54,060, Character said: constructive to say. Who the hell is
going to pay to see this junk?

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At 00:05:59,180, Character said: You are just jealous because you don't
have a talent.

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At 00:06:03,220, Character said: I have a talent. I can make a man
disappear.

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At 00:06:06,420, Character said: Watch this.

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At 00:06:09,720, Character said: Abracadabra.

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At 00:06:13,600, Character said: But don't mind him.

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At 00:06:16,200, Character said: will be one of the greatest talent shows
of all time.

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At 00:06:20,580, Character said: I'm a rusky -doodle dandy.

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At 00:06:22,940, Character said: Rusky -doodle do or die, you dirty rat.

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At 00:06:29,400, Character said: Oh, Mr.

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At 00:06:30,580, Character said: Wiedemeyer, I'm sorry, but we already
have someone who does famous impressions

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At 00:06:35,740, Character said: in Russian.

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At 00:06:39,340, Character said: Look, Buster, I don't know what you just
said, but the same to you.

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At 00:06:46,540, Character said: You still wasting time on that talent
show thing?

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At 00:06:48,420, Character said: Oh, yes, dear, but what have you been up
to?

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At 00:06:51,500, Character said: Something constructive. Listen.

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At 00:06:53,760, Character said: Dirty. How I love it. How I love it.

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At 00:06:57,820, Character said: Clothes are dirty.

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At 00:06:59,280, Character said: Oh, you're doing Gershwin for the talent
show?

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At 00:07:01,800, Character said: I'm not doing nothing for no talent
show. This is my advertising campaign.

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At 00:07:06,580, Character said: I'd give the world to see a load of
clothes.

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At 00:07:11,720, Character said: So, come on, we should sing. D -I -R -T
-Y, I love you.

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At 00:07:18,800, Character said: That's exactly what I've been wondering,
George. Why I love you.

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At 00:07:23,640, Character said: Hi, my name is... Burt Reynolds of Burt
Reynolds Talent Plus TV show.

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At 00:07:30,460, Character said: So you...

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At 00:07:53,770, Character said: Mrs. Jefferson, as you know, Burt
Reynolds means star maker.

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At 00:07:59,750, Character said: But I don't know. I feel we in showbiz
have an obligation to do more than

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At 00:08:04,530, Character said: entertain. I feel we have a civic duty
to help others, too.

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At 00:08:09,290, Character said: Then you heard about our talent show?

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At 00:08:12,530, Character said: No. Call it kismet. But one of your
flyers g***t stuck to the bottom of my

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At 00:08:17,590, Character said: the subway.

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At 00:08:21,390, Character said: I'd like to offer my services free of
charge as emcee of your little

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At 00:08:25,030, Character said: presentation.

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At 00:08:26,250, Character said: That's wonderful.

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At 00:08:28,250, Character said: I know.

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At 00:08:31,590, Character said: And here's the icing on the cake.

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At 00:08:34,250, Character said: Whoever wins your talent show will then
get to be a special guest on my TV show.

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At 00:08:39,890, Character said: This is unbelievable.

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At 00:08:41,870, Character said: You're right. He's just as nutty as you
are.

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At 00:08:45,410, Character said: Nutty for talent.

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At 00:08:50,490, Character said: Not only will the winner get to perform,
he or she will get five free minutes of

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At 00:08:54,310, Character said: air time to talk about his or her
favorite cause.

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At 00:08:57,490, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:08:59,630, Character said: Whoop -de -doo.

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At 00:09:02,210, Character said: You know, my show reaches a home
audience of over eight million people.

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At 00:09:08,170, Character said: Did you hear that, George?

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At 00:09:11,410, Character said: George, did you hear?

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At 00:09:13,730, Character said: No.

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At 00:09:15,689, Character said: No, I didn't hear anything, Louise. I
was thinking.

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At 00:09:19,010, Character said: You know, this talent show thing of
yours could...