Diablo Guardian DEEFA 01x01 Subtitles

At 00:00:33,951, Character said: BASED ON
XAVIER VELASCO'S NOVEL

At 00:00:36,162, Character said: CHAPTER WHO WASN'T ME AMONG THEM?

At 00:01:40,142, Character said: I can’t believe it.

At 00:01:41,560, Character said: Last time I confessed,

At 00:01:43,187, Character said: there was a priest
in front of me

At 00:01:44,480, Character said: and a suitcase
packed with dollars

At 00:01:46,690, Character said: ready to save me from hell.

At 00:01:49,151, Character said: ”Diablo Guardián”,
I want you to know my story.

At 00:01:51,821, Character said: The real one.

At 00:01:53,447, Character said: Being a cheater like me,
you'll understand.

At 00:01:56,075, Character said: Besides, weren’t you looking
for a story to tell?

At 00:01:59,328, Character said: Well, there you go.

At 00:02:01,080, Character said: My treat.

At 00:02:06,293, Character said: YEARS AGO...

At 00:02:19,181, Character said: There, there. We’re almost done.

At 00:02:21,851, Character said: You’ll get us killed from pneumonia.

At 00:02:23,477, Character said: Come on, don’t exaggerate!

At 00:02:24,895, Character said: Cold water is a must
to rinse the hair dye.

At 00:02:28,524, Character said: Unfortunately,
us the Rosas Valdivias,

At 00:02:30,526, Character said: were born in Mexico City,

At 00:02:31,652, Character said: but luckily,
we look like Americans.

At 00:02:35,322, Character said: Do you really think
we look like Americans

At 00:02:36,699, Character said: with this cheap hair dye?

At 00:02:40,202, Character said: How should I start?

At 00:02:41,787, Character said: Once upon a time,
two half-blood sheep g***t married

At 00:02:44,999, Character said: and had a baby sheep

At 00:02:46,542, Character said: that turned out
as black as the devil.

At 00:02:50,713, Character said: ...brat.

At 00:02:52,590, Character said: Holy Mary,

At 00:02:53,924, Character said: I accuse myself
of being me wholy.

At 00:02:58,012, Character said: That is, of wanting to be
somebody else.

At 00:03:02,391, Character said: Carmen, thanks a lot.

At 00:03:04,101, Character said: The Red Cross should give you
an honorific award

At 00:03:06,520, Character said: for all your donations.

At 00:03:08,105, Character said: It is you who should get an award.

At 00:03:10,399, Character said: You’re doing an amazing job
with the homeless.

At 00:03:13,736, Character said: The most fortunate,
should give back more.

At 00:03:16,155, Character said: When is the next dinner?

At 00:03:17,615, Character said: In two weeks.
But don’t worry, I’ll call you.

At 00:03:19,783, Character said: Good night, Carmen.

At 00:03:24,121, Character said: Violetta,
no horror stories before bed.

At 00:03:27,333, Character said: - Did you hear me?
- Yeah.

At 00:03:28,834, Character said: You know why you must turn off
your bedroom lights early?

At 00:03:31,837, Character said: - So we don’t lose the subsidy.
- That’s it, smarty pants!

At 00:03:35,382, Character said: Violetta, call us
if anything happens.

At 00:03:37,801, Character said: ...sweethearts.

At 00:03:39,762, Character said: Why do you call her Violetta?

At 00:03:41,221, Character said: I always wanted
to named her Violetta.

At 00:03:42,681, Character said: It was your family that insisted
in naming her Rosalba.

At 00:03:47,019, Character said: Hey, do you know which animal
takes cold showers?

At 00:03:51,732, Character said: Pigs.

At 00:03:53,484, Character said: And we aren’t pigs
to take cold showers, are we?

At 00:04:01,533, Character said: Who wants to play
to the beauty parlor?

At 00:04:45,828, Character said: Old mattresses
and fridges for sale...

At 00:05:22,156, Character said: - You idiot! You idiot!
- Ouch! Ouch!

At 00:05:24,658, Character said: - Brat!
- It hurts!

At 00:05:26,076, Character said: It hurts me more
what you do to this family

At 00:05:28,078, Character said: with your crazy plans!

At 00:05:33,042, Character said: Your daughter
has no respect for anything,

At 00:05:35,085, Character said: - nor will she ever have it.
- What is it now?

At 00:05:37,713, Character said: Last night, she showered
her brothers with hot water.

At 00:05:40,466, Character said: And not only that, I emptied up
your American shampoo.

At 00:05:44,053, Character said: Open up!

At 00:05:45,554, Character said: I can’t stand her anymore!
She’s driving me crazy!

At 00:05:48,432, Character said: What did they teach her
at the Catholic school?

At 00:05:50,309, Character said: She’ll change her ways

At 00:05:51,602, Character said: when she attends the school
for secretaries.

At 00:05:53,312, Character said: No, no, no. I won’t pay
for that brat’s education!

At 00:05:57,357, Character said: What if she ends up
as the president’s assistant

At 00:05:59,443, Character said: in a multinational!

At 00:06:00,903, Character said: She may find a husband.

At 00:06:03,155, Character said: Only that way she’ll become worthy.

At 00:06:12,706, Character said: "The only way to become worthy",
said that a***s.

At 00:06:21,256, Character said: The only way,
was going to New York.

At 00:06:38,649, Character said: In my head, New York,
was the opposite

At 00:06:40,526, Character said: of living at home
like a beggar.

At 00:06:42,778, Character said: I was obsessed with NY
since I was a kid.

At 00:06:45,155, Character said: I would cut out pictures
and stick them on my closet.

At 00:06:47,533, Character said: I pictured myself
walking the streets

At 00:06:49,034, Character said: with my jet black hair.

At 00:06:51,537, Character said: And I laughed
thinking of my dad

At 00:06:53,372, Character said: selling me a hot dog
and stealing my change.

At 00:07:16,728, Character said: YEARS AGO...

At 00:07:35,455, Character said: I brought you a sandwich.
Make some room.

At 00:07:41,587, Character said: Mom, how old do you think I **?

At 00:07:44,131, Character said: It doesn’t matter!

At 00:07:45,883, Character said: To me, you’ll always be my baby.

At 00:07:51,346, Character said: I don’t get what you do there.

At 00:07:53,724, Character said: You spend a lot of time
on the computer.

At 00:07:55,601, Character said: I told you. I’ve g***t a blog.

At 00:07:57,853, Character said: Well, eat up. It’ll get cold.

At 00:08:00,480, Character said: I toasted it as we like it.

At 00:08:25,881, Character said: Young lady!

At 00:08:30,135, Character said: Do you know what day it is?

At 00:08:32,554, Character said: The worst day of my life?

At 00:08:35,474, Character said: It’s really late.
I have to go to the bank

At 00:08:37,434, Character said: to deposit the donations
for the Red Cross.

At 00:08:39,102, Character said: Do you want to get me fired?

At 00:08:40,145, Character said: All right, get up...

At 00:08:41,188, Character said: - Hey!
- ...and get dressed!

At 00:09:28,151, Character said: Don't you have plans today?

At 00:09:30,070, Character said: Good morning, young ladies.

At 00:09:35,242, Character said: Who’s that?

At 00:09:37,202, Character said: No clue,
but she ran out of hair dye

At 00:09:38,996, Character said: given those caterpillar eyebrows.

At 00:09:40,956, Character said: We have a new student.

At 00:09:43,375, Character said: Rosalba,
would you introduce yourself?

At 00:09:48,755, Character said: Hi everyone, I’m 18,

At 00:09:50,716, Character said: and I’m here because my dream is
to become a secretary.

At 00:09:53,927, Character said: My name’s Rosalba,
but I’d rather you call me Violetta.

At 00:09:59,141, Character said: Violetta is the tackiest
name on Earth.

At 00:10:01,435, Character said: No, Rosalba is even tackier.

At 00:10:04,021, Character said: You’re right.

At 00:10:27,252, Character said: How was your day?

At 00:10:30,505, Character said: I f***g hate that school.

At 00:10:33,592, Character said: Watch your mouth. Do the dishes.

At 00:11:12,172, Character said: Good afternoon, miss.
How are you?

At 00:11:14,216, Character said: - I’m okay.
- Good.

At 00:11:16,176, Character said: This is your last week pay.

At 00:11:18,387, Character said: - Thanks a lot.
- That’s the plant...

At 00:11:19,971, Character said: Mom, I’ll get the mop.

At 00:11:22,099, Character said: All right,
and when you finish the kitchen,

At 00:11:23,683, Character said: do the dining room, okay?

At 00:11:59,219, Character said: So? Since when do you spy on me
through the window?

At 00:12:04,057, Character said: I swear that was the first time.

At 00:12:05,809, Character said: Well, you seemed a pro.

At 00:12:08,937, Character said: I swear.

At 00:12:11,022, Character said: Whatever.

At 00:12:12,858, Character said: I don’t mind if you see me.

At 00:12:19,156, Character said: Let’s make a deal.

At 00:12:21,199, Character said: I want you to steal your dad
the 500 pesos bill

At 00:12:23,452, Character said: that my mom just gave him.

At 00:12:27,205, Character said: If my dad catches me
stealing from him, I’m dead.

At 00:12:30,125, Character said: Then don’t let him catch you.

At 00:12:37,424, Character said: Do you like to see me?

At 00:12:40,844, Character said: Would you like to see more?

At 00:12:43,180, Character said: Much more?

At 00:12:48,059, Character said: On one condition.

At 00:12:50,562, Character said: I not only want 500 pesos...

At 00:12:52,481, Character said: I want the same bill
my mom gave your dad.

At 00:12:55,275, Character said: In...