The Jeffersons s10e09 Whos the Fairest.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:01,290, Character said: Well, we're moving on up, moving on up,
to the top, moving on up, to a deep...

At 00:02:09,460, Character said: Not a chance.

At 00:02:11,430, Character said: Now, I ** going to exercise.

At 00:02:13,330, Character said: I've been promising myself I was going
to start for weeks, and today is the

At 00:02:17,170, Character said: I'm going to whip myself in shape and be
thin, thin, thin.

At 00:02:23,130, Character said: Now, don't I? One, two, one, two, one,
two, one, two, one, two.

At 00:02:29,050, Character said: On second thought, don't nobody want a
bone but a dog.

At 00:02:34,610, Character said: And he don't want it if ain't no meat on
it.

At 00:02:42,800, Character said: the way ideas come.

At 00:02:43,851, Character said: I was taking the subway home from my
queen's store, you know, and guess who

At 00:02:46,760, Character said: staring down at me?

At 00:02:48,120, Character said: Children?

At 00:02:51,320, Character said: No. A picture of Miss Subway. You see,
every year they pick a beautiful girl to

At 00:02:55,660, Character said: represent Miss Subway. So I figured, why
not me? Well, George, if you expect to

At 00:02:59,700, Character said: have any chance at all, you'll have to
shave off the mustache.

At 00:03:03,520, Character said: No, we... I mean, a Miss Jefferson
Cleaners promotion.

At 00:03:06,111, Character said: I mean, everybody get to know Jefferson
Cleaners.

At 00:03:08,960, Character said: Oh, George, I don't know.

At 00:03:10,681, Character said: Well, it worked once. Everybody knows
about the subway.

At 00:03:13,500, Character said: Yeah, and it's better than that
Valentine's Day promotion.

At 00:03:15,940, Character said: Remember, half off for anybody named
Cupid.

At 00:03:18,621, Character said: How's this for a promotion? Take this
dry cleaning into the bedroom or half

At 00:03:24,900, Character said: your next paycheck.

At 00:03:25,951, Character said: I'm telling you, these Miss Jefferson
cleaners is going to be bigger than the

At 00:03:30,180, Character said: bicentennial. Oh, George, I hate the
idea.

At 00:03:34,140, Character said: It's just exploiting women for your own
gain.

At 00:03:37,260, Character said: You say that like it's bad.

At 00:03:40,520, Character said: Women have come a long way, and they
don't appreciate being treated as s***x

At 00:03:45,780, Character said: objects. Why, today we have women
scientists, women governors, even women

At 00:03:51,480, Character said: astronauts. Yeah, but I want somebody
good -looking.

At 00:03:56,160, Character said: George, don't you understand? Women
don't want to be looked at like pieces

At 00:04:00,500, Character said: meat. Oh, yeah? Then how come you can
walk up to the plainest woman in the

At 00:04:03,700, Character said: and say to her, you sure are looking
good today, and she'll say thank you.

At 00:04:06,620, Character said: go on, George. Fine, you sure are
looking good today.

At 00:04:10,120, Character said: Thank you, Mr. Jefferson.

At 00:04:14,680, Character said: Well, George, since you're so hung up on
looks, I assume that you're not going

At 00:04:19,420, Character said: to even bother with anything like a
talent competition.

At 00:04:22,251, Character said: Of course it's going to be a talent
competition.

At 00:04:24,600, Character said: It gives the audience a chance to
stretch their legs before the swimsuit

At 00:04:27,000, Character said: competition.

At 00:04:28,051, Character said: So you're really going through with this
beauty contest, huh?

At 00:04:31,720, Character said: Isn't that the most sexist thing you
ever heard of?

At 00:04:34,740, Character said: Absolutely. And I g***t a friend,
Ernestine, whose daughter would be

At 00:04:38,431, Character said: She look anything like Ernestine?

At 00:04:41,750, Character said: Spit an image. Great, have a gallop on
by.

At 00:04:47,910, Character said: George, having a beauty contest is a big
decision.

At 00:04:52,890, Character said: I can't believe that you didn't talk it
over with me first.

At 00:04:56,590, Character said: I ** talking to you.

At 00:04:58,111, Character said: Every time something important happens,
I talk to you before I talk to anybody

At 00:05:01,730, Character said: else. Mr. J, this beauty contest of
yours is a smashing idea.

At 00:05:07,610, Character said: So I would be the first person you'd
talk to, huh? Hey, I hung a sign up at

At 00:05:11,930, Character said: Charlie's Bar. I didn't talk to nobody.

At 00:05:13,770, Character said: What do you want?

At 00:05:14,821, Character said: Well, actually, I've come to ask you a
favor. You see, I have this friend named

At 00:05:18,690, Character said: Sophia. Forget it, Bentley. I ain't
taking no bribes. Please, Mr. J, you

At 00:05:22,870, Character said: know how much this could mean to me.
What are you talking about?

At 00:05:25,350, Character said: Have you ever been in love?

At 00:05:26,870, Character said: No.

At 00:05:31,250, Character said: George!

At 00:05:33,290, Character said: I thought I met recently.

At 00:05:34,801, Character said: But you know what it's like to yearn for
a woman. Well, that's the way I feel

At 00:05:42,050, Character said: about Sophia.

At 00:05:43,370, Character said: We've only just recently met, but I know
she's the one for me.

At 00:05:46,490, Character said: She's so sweet, so pure, so innocent.

At 00:05:48,971, Character said: How do you know that?

At 00:05:50,170, Character said: Well, it says so right in here.

At 00:05:53,270, Character said: Look, Bentley, Miss Jefferson Kleenex
has to be more than just pretty. She's

At 00:05:57,130, Character said: to have talent. Oh, Mr. J.

At 00:05:59,410, Character said: I mean, other than that, Bentley.

At 00:06:01,711, Character said: Oh, I can assure you, Mr. J, there's a
lot more to Sophia than just these

At 00:06:04,960, Character said: pictures. She can be so warm, so
intelligent, and, depending upon the

At 00:06:09,920, Character said: this contest, so affectionate. Look,
okay, I'll tell you what. I can't

At 00:06:14,080, Character said: you anything, but we're holding
auditions tonight. Can she be here in

At 00:06:16,580, Character said: three hours?

At 00:06:17,220, Character said: With wings on her feet.

At 00:06:18,461, Character said: Oh, that's more than she's wearing in
the picture.

At 00:06:21,080, Character said: You won't be sorry about this, Mr. J.
Oh, listen, when they asked her what her

At 00:06:25,620, Character said: favorite tree was, she said, the
Christmas.

At 00:06:29,200, Character said: Oh.

At 00:06:33,710, Character said: I appeal to your sense of decency one
last time.

At 00:06:39,270, Character said: Please stop this beauty contest. I can't
do that, Weez. I g***t a bunch of

At 00:06:43,470, Character said: contestants coming over here tonight.

At 00:06:45,090, Character said: So no matter what I say, you're still
going on with this, right? Right. Even

At 00:06:49,710, Character said: though you know I disagree with you.
Weez, I g***t to.

At 00:06:53,690, Character said: Then, in that case, I know this lovely
young lady, Dorothy, at the help center.

At 00:06:59,810, Character said: Oh, no, not you, Doris. Not Doris.

At 00:07:03,920, Character said: Now, remember, Sophia, the sole judge of
this contest is my very best friend.

At 00:07:08,460, Character said: How can I forget? You keep telling me
every five minutes.

At 00:07:12,020, Character said: Okay, ladies, now, before we discuss the
contest rules... Hi.

At 00:07:16,060, Character said: Hi.

At 00:07:18,420, Character said: Uh, I'd like for you to take a moment to
reflect on what it means to spend a

At 00:07:23,520, Character said: year of your life as Miss Jefferson
Cleaner.

At 00:07:35,540, Character said: Anyway, the main job for Miss Jefferson
Cleaners is to symbolize the work we do.

At 00:07:40,920, Character said: Clothes come to us dirty and soiled, and
when we're done with them, we send them

At 00:07:45,860, Character said: back fresh and pure as the driven snow.

At 00:07:49,521, Character said: And that is what I want Miss Jefferson
Cleaners to be, as pure as the driven

At 00:07:53,820, Character said: snow.

At 00:07:58,660, Character said: Now, that's honesty.

At 00:08:04,450, Character said: Now, contestants will not be judged on
beauty and talent alone.

At 00:08:07,870, Character said: You will also be judged on an essay,
what in by nine, out by five means to

At 00:08:14,830, Character said: Hang in there. That could be the press.

At 00:08:20,470, Character said: Hi, Mr. Jefferson. I'm Terry Monroe,
Ernestine's daughter.

At 00:08:23,690, Character said: What? You are Ernestine's daughter? Mm
-hmm.

At 00:08:26,610, Character said: Well, you certainly have her, uh, same
number of arms.

At 00:08:31,970, Character said: So tell me, Terry, What do you do for a
living? Model or actress?

At 00:08:35,549, Character said: No, actually, I go to law school.

At 00:08:37,231, Character said: Law school?

At 00:08:38,610, Character said: A girl with that look, she could have
been a stewardess.

At 00:08:42,929, Character said: But that's okay. What's done is done.
Come in. Have a seat.

At 00:08:47,790, Character said: Okay, now.

At 00:08:50,170, Character said: Ladies and gentlemen, I ** the only
judge and the jury.

At 00:08:55,010, Character said: And I ain't taking no...