Boomers.S02E05.Murder.Mystery.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-Gusty_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:00:01,164, Character said: [ Norman Greenbaum´s
"Spirit in the Sky" plays ]

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At 00:00:04,905, Character said: ♫ Goin´ up
to the spirit in the sky ♫

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At 00:00:08,536, Character said: -♫ Spirit in the sky ♫
-♫ That´s where I´m gonna go

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At 00:00:10,636, Character said: when I die ♫

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At 00:00:12,406, Character said: ♫ When I die ♫

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At 00:00:14,367, Character said: I´ve never been
to a murder mystery before.

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At 00:00:16,807, Character said: I went to that one
at Maria and Tony´s.

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At 00:00:18,867, Character said: I´m a bit nervous.

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At 00:00:20,368, Character said: No one actually gets murdered.

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At 00:00:22,138, Character said: Although we came close
when she ran out of cava.

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At 00:00:24,268, Character said: I think I might win.

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At 00:00:25,909, Character said: I usually get it right
on "Midsomer Murders."

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At 00:00:28,369, Character said: Yeah. When it´s a repeat.

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At 00:00:29,469, Character said: Careful with the drinking,
Trevor.

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At 00:00:31,310, Character said: I don´t want you doing press-ups
in bed tonight.

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At 00:00:33,640, Character said: Understood.

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At 00:00:34,640, Character said: And if you´re going to do that
other thing we tried last night,

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At 00:00:36,871, Character said: warm your hands up first.

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At 00:01:08,646, Character said: -[ Horn honks ]
-It´s not typecasting, Alan.

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At 00:01:11,347, Character said: I offered to bring
the main course.

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At 00:01:13,447, Character said: They always treat us
differently.

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At 00:01:14,717, Character said: It´s just part of the game.

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At 00:01:16,178, Character said: Now, just relax and try
and enjoy yourself for once.

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At 00:01:18,648, Character said: Why couldn´t he just have us
´round for a drink

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At 00:01:20,318, Character said: like normal people do
on their birthdays?

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At 00:01:21,949, Character said: Oh, you know John.
He likes an occasion.

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At 00:01:24,649, Character said: Anyway,
you haven´t been put out.

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At 00:01:26,720, Character said: I hired the costumes,
prepared the food.

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At 00:01:29,520, Character said: All you had to do
was get him a present.

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At 00:01:31,720, Character said: -Did you manage to do that?
-Yes!

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At 00:01:33,881, Character said: Yeah, well,
what did you get him?

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At 00:01:35,581, Character said: A set of bulbs
and an AA road map for his car?

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At 00:01:38,752, Character said: That´s what you usually tell me
to get him.

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At 00:01:40,782, Character said: No, it´s something
a bit different.

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At 00:01:42,782, Character said: Oh, don´t forget
to put the card in with it.

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At 00:01:45,183, Character said: ALAN: It´s very difficult

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At 00:01:46,283, Character said: buying something
for the man who has everything.

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At 00:01:48,353, Character said: -Oh, no. Don´t start that again.
-ALAN: Start what again?

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At 00:01:50,924, Character said: Every time
we come to their house,

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At 00:01:52,484, Character said: you make a big thing
about the money.

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At 00:01:54,425, Character said: -No, I don´t.
-Yes, you do.

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At 00:01:55,925, Character said: You get all chippy. You start
going on about his wine cellar.

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At 00:01:59,685, Character said: ALAN: I like John,
but he can be a bit showy.

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At 00:02:01,786, Character said: JOYCE:
It´s all in your head, Alan.

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At 00:02:03,586, Character said: -[ Doorbell rings ]
-They don´t make a big thing

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At 00:02:04,826, Character said: about the money,
and neither should we.

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At 00:02:06,927, Character said: They´ve g***t two presents.

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At 00:02:08,527, Character said: -Oh!
-JOYCE: Hi!

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At 00:02:09,727, Character said: -Look at you!
-JOYCE: Look at you two!

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At 00:02:12,428, Character said: -CAROL: How are you guys?
-Excited!

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At 00:02:14,558, Character said: It´s fun dressing up, isn´t it?

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At 00:02:16,158, Character said: Yeah. Be great to catch up.

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At 00:02:18,529, Character said: Haven´t seen much of Maureen
lately.

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At 00:02:20,289, Character said: She missed power walking
all this month.

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At 00:02:21,889, Character said: It´s usually a dinner thing,
this, isn´t it?

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At 00:02:24,160, Character said: No, it´s g***t to be lunchtime.
Maureen´s on a five-two diet.

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At 00:02:27,560, Character said: That means
after 4:00 this afternoon,

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At 00:02:29,791, Character said: she´s fasting for two days.

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At 00:02:31,531, Character said: Ah, of course. I knew there´d be
a rational explanation.

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At 00:02:35,562, Character said: There has been a murder.

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At 00:02:36,962, Character said: ALL:
Happy birthday, John.

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At 00:02:39,733, Character said: Who´s John?
I ** Lord Tarquin Greystone III.

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At 00:02:43,293, Character said: Pretend.

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At 00:02:45,234, Character said: Welcome, everyone,
to Greystone Manor.

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At 00:02:48,394, Character said: where tonight --
dun, duh-dun-duh --

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At 00:02:51,595, Character said: murder has been committed.

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At 00:02:54,435, Character said: Colonel Fanshaw-Smythe is dead.
His body´s in the drawing room.

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At 00:02:57,866, Character said: Pretend.

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At 00:02:59,266, Character said: JOHN:
Now, we are all suspects.

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At 00:03:01,266, Character said: So between us, we must look
at all the evidence

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At 00:03:03,367, Character said: and solve this terrible crime.

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At 00:03:05,737, Character said: Bishop Blarney.
Sister Servitude.

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At 00:03:08,268, Character said: My lovely wife, Lady Greystone.

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At 00:03:10,298, Character said: -Oh!
-Ooh!

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At 00:03:11,498, Character said: Good evening.

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At 00:03:13,969, Character said: And, of course, Jeeves
and Mrs. Duster, our servants.

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At 00:03:17,869, Character said: Obviously.

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At 00:03:19,770, Character said: [ Murmuring ]

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At 00:03:21,340, Character said: Now, the idea is we all read our
backstories from the clue cards

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At 00:03:25,501, Character said: and then we ask each other
questions.

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At 00:03:27,241, Character said: Maureen, love, the cards.

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At 00:03:28,841, Character said: Oh. I keep forgetting
about the question bit.

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At 00:03:31,672, Character said: I just like dressing up.
That´s the fun bit.

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At 00:03:34,302, Character said: -[ Laughter ]
-Who wants a drink?

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At 00:03:35,873, Character said: Oh, sorry, forgot the drinks.

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At 00:03:38,943, Character said: [ Bell dings ]

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At 00:03:41,904, Character said: [ Bell dinging ]

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At 00:03:50,945, Character said: Don´t get chippy, Alan.
It´s only a bit of fun.

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At 00:03:53,446, Character said: Thank you, Jeeves.
Champagne for the ladies.

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At 00:03:56,376, Character said: My lady.

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At 00:03:57,546, Character said: And a good red wine
for the boys.

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At 00:03:59,447, Character said: -Thank you, John.
-Don´t drink too much, Jeeves.

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At 00:04:01,947, Character said: You´re serving dinner later.

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At 00:04:04,548, Character said: MAUREEN:
How about some nibbles?

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At 00:04:06,348, Character said: Would you like to take that
through to the kitchen,

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At 00:04:08,778, Character said: Mrs. Duster?

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At 00:04:09,949, Character said: Or should I call you "Fanny"?

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At 00:04:12,449, Character said: That´s your name --
Fanny Duster.

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At 00:04:14,649, Character said: I thought we were supposed to
have joke names.

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At 00:04:17,380, Character said: I´ll explain later.

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At 00:04:18,980, Character said: [ Both giggle ]

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At 00:04:22,951, Character said: It´s so nice of you
to do the main course, Joyce.

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At 00:04:26,352, Character said: Oh, don´t be silly.
It´s no bother at all.

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At 00:04:28,982, Character said: But I promised John
I´d play this game,

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At 00:04:31,452, Character said: and I´m terrible at remembering
who did what to who.

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At 00:04:33,613, Character said: And if I´m fiddling around
in here,

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At 00:04:34,883, Character said: -I´ll lose track altogether.
-It´s fine, Maureen, really.

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At 00:04:37,784, Character said: Plus, I´ve g***t this outfit.

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At 00:04:39,484, Character said: And if I´m cooking,
it will all get messy.

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At 00:04:41,654, Character said: You´ve just g***t your pinny on
from home, haven´t you?

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At 00:04:43,685, Character said: Well, actually, this...

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At 00:04:45,215, Character said: Yeah, it´s just my home pinny.

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At 00:04:47,755, Character said: It´s just taking things in
and out the oven, isn´t it?

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At 00:04:50,686, Character said: That´s the timer, that´s
the fan oven, that´s the grill.

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At 00:04:53,656, Character said: It´s all quite straightforward.

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At 00:04:55,487, Character said: And there´s a manual somewhere
if you get stuck.

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At 00:04:57,857, Character said: -Oh, okay.
-Oh, and would you get

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At 00:04:59,988, Character said: the serving dish
from the dining room, please?

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At 00:05:02,488, Character said: -Oh, yes, milady.
-[ Chuckles ]

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At 00:05:04,318, Character said: Thank you, Mrs. Duster.

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At 00:05:06,219, Character said: All part of the fun, Joyce.

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At 00:05:07,759, Character said: I know it´s a big faff,
making everyone dress up,

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At 00:05:10,789, Character said: but at least we´re not having it
at the sailing club.

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At 00:05:13,360, Character said: Oh. Still down there a lot
is he?

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At 00:05:14,960, Character said: He´s always there. I find myself
having to fill the days, Carol.

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At 00:05:17,761, Character said: There´s only so much
"Bargain Hunt" I can take.

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At 00:05:20,361, Character said: Oh. Must be difficult.

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At 00:05:21,791, Character said: I´m living like a widow
without the insurance payout.

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At 00:05:24,562, Character said: I learned in counseling

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At 00:05:25,722, Character said: that it´s important to do
your own thing.

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At 00:05:27,862, Character said: See, me and Trevor
have different things on

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