The Jeffersons s10e05 How Not to Marry a Millionaire Subtitles

At 00:00:01,320, Character said: Well, we're moving on up. Moving on up.
To the east side. Moving on up. To a

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At 00:00:07,680, Character said: deep.

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At 00:01:25,160, Character said: Is this your day off? I thought you'd be
out with Curtis.

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At 00:01:27,800, Character said: No, child.

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At 00:01:28,700, Character said: Curtis is ancient history.

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At 00:01:31,000, Character said: Oh, no. What happened?

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At 00:01:33,740, Character said: Do you know he invited me out for a
steak?

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At 00:01:37,480, Character said: The nerve.

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At 00:01:40,000, Character said: You don't understand, Miss Jefferson.

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At 00:01:41,760, Character said: Every single time Curtis and I have gone
out, it's been for a steak dinner.

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At 00:01:45,520, Character said: I g***t tired of it, so I said, Curtis,
let's try something different.

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At 00:01:49,440, Character said: And? And he invited me out for a steak
lunch.

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At 00:01:55,100, Character said: Florence, the two of you must do more
than go out for steaks. Oh, yeah.

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At 00:02:00,620, Character said: He invited me to the baseball game, too.

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At 00:02:02,860, Character said: But that's all there was.

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At 00:02:04,680, Character said: Baseball and steak, steak and baseball.

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At 00:02:07,900, Character said: He's g***t a sense of humor, though.

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At 00:02:09,460, Character said: He said his favorite team was the
Philadelphia Fillets.

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At 00:02:14,880, Character said: Well, did you ever try to talk to him
about it?

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At 00:02:17,460, Character said: Sure. I said, Curtis, you are too set in
your ways, honey.

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At 00:02:20,740, Character said: You've g***t to make a change.

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At 00:02:22,280, Character said: And what did he say?

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At 00:02:23,630, Character said: Pass the A1 salt.

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At 00:02:26,010, Character said: Come on, will you?

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At 00:02:27,170, Character said: Florence, get it in gear and pour me
some coffee.

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At 00:02:29,550, Character said: Uh, George, this is Florence's day off.

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At 00:02:32,970, Character said: Now, try to have a little consideration.

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At 00:02:35,490, Character said: Uh, Florence and Curtis aren't going out
anymore.

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At 00:02:39,010, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:02:40,110, Character said: Is that by choice or by law?

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At 00:02:43,150, Character said: Get that.

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At 00:02:45,270, Character said: Consideration, George.

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At 00:02:46,510, Character said: Oh, sorry. Get that, will you?

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At 00:02:53,070, Character said: Mrs. Jefferson?

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At 00:02:53,890, Character said: Hello, Betty.

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At 00:02:54,750, Character said: Lawrence, girl, I g***t the answer to all
our problems right here. What's that?

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At 00:02:58,470, Character said: Girl, it's this article called How to
Marry Money. It tells all the places

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At 00:03:02,830, Character said: the rich, eligible bachelors hang out in
New York.

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At 00:03:05,170, Character said: Maybe we can find ourselves a
millionaire.

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At 00:03:07,290, Character said: Oh, Betty. No, girl, it's this art
gallery mentioned in the article. It

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At 00:03:10,930, Character said: far from here.

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At 00:03:11,690, Character said: Why don't we go there and see if we
can't land a couple of big spenders?

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At 00:03:15,310, Character said: I don't know, Betty. I'd feel strange
hunting after a man.

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At 00:03:18,310, Character said: Huh?

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At 00:03:21,550, Character said: I think it's better for a woman to let
herself be hunted.

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At 00:03:24,550, Character said: Oh, great. I'll get five bloodhounds and
give you a head start.

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At 00:03:30,910, Character said: Well, let's hope that they don't think
you're a fire hydrant.

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At 00:03:37,410, Character said: Oh, please, Florence, you've g***t to go
with me. Because if I go to that gallery

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At 00:03:40,810, Character said: alone, I'll look like a woman on the
prowl. But if you go with me, well,

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At 00:03:44,990, Character said: look like... Bad modern art.

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At 00:03:48,870, Character said: Please, Florence.

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At 00:03:50,450, Character said: Well... Okay, but remember, just to keep
you company. Oh, all right.

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At 00:03:54,980, Character said: You want to come with us, Miss
Jefferson? I'm married, Florence.

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At 00:03:58,260, Character said: Well, I won't tell if you won't.

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At 00:04:04,060, Character said: George, you're at that calculator again.

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At 00:04:07,480, Character said: You know, Weese, considering all
factors, I'd say that Florence's chances

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At 00:04:11,660, Character said: meeting a millionaire in his right mind
are six million to one.

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At 00:04:24,099, Character said: D***n Japanese calculator.

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At 00:04:29,140, Character said: You're kidding.

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At 00:04:30,640, Character said: I mean, I'm happy for you. How did it
happen?

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At 00:04:34,460, Character said: Well, while Betty was looking at this
piece of sculpture that turned out to be

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At 00:04:38,080, Character said: fire extinguisher, I was sitting between
these two abstract paintings when

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At 00:04:43,020, Character said: suddenly this guy came up and said I
look strange because I didn't have two

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At 00:04:46,640, Character said: on one side of my nose.

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At 00:04:48,820, Character said: He hasn't seen you first thing in the
morning.

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At 00:04:53,800, Character said: George, for once in her humdrum life,
something nice has happened to her.

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At 00:05:00,720, Character said: He's rude. Go on, Florence.

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At 00:05:04,520, Character said: Well, anyway, he was real nice, and
while he was explaining art to me, Betty

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At 00:05:09,120, Character said: came over and told him she was a brain
surgeon.

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At 00:05:11,940, Character said: And he believed her?

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At 00:05:13,460, Character said: Oh, she was good. She kept throwing
around a lot of technical terms like

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At 00:05:17,160, Character said: and noggin.

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At 00:05:20,060, Character said: Would you tell him you were an
astronaut?

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At 00:05:23,800, Character said: No, I told him I was just a maid.

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At 00:05:26,340, Character said: Oh, Florence, I'm proud of you for
telling the truth.

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At 00:05:29,780, Character said: Yeah, me too. So when's he going out
with Betty?

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At 00:05:36,420, Character said: You know, Miss Jefferson, there were a
lot of women in that room that were more

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At 00:05:39,560, Character said: interested in me, but Harry kept talking
to me. Oh, that's his name, Harry

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At 00:05:43,040, Character said: Cross. Florence, I hate to rain on your
parade.

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At 00:05:47,380, Character said: God knows Mother Nature sent enough
monsoons your way already.

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At 00:05:54,760, Character said: But if a man starts walking up to you on
the street and talks to you of his own

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At 00:05:57,860, Character said: free will, there's no gun in his back or
no knife up under his neck, no way is

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At 00:06:02,700, Character said: that man a millionaire.

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At 00:06:03,820, Character said: I'm just saying this because I'm
concerned.

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At 00:06:06,200, Character said: George, how can you say that man's not a
millionaire?

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At 00:06:09,560, Character said: Because I know men and I know
millionaires. I ** one, and I'm almost

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At 00:06:18,740, Character said: Oh, really?

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At 00:06:20,020, Character said: Which one?

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At 00:06:23,210, Character said: Tell me, Florence, when are you going
out with Harry?

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At 00:06:26,170, Character said: Oh, we're not.

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At 00:06:27,350, Character said: I didn't give him my phone number.

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At 00:06:29,090, Character said: Why not?

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At 00:06:30,230, Character said: Well, I don't know. I guess I was just
nervous.

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At 00:06:32,690, Character said: So anyway, while he was explaining to
Betty that Rodin was a famous sculptor

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At 00:06:38,290, Character said: not a monster from one of those Japanese
horror movies, I sneaked out.

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At 00:06:44,090, Character said: You don't think I made a mistake, do
you? That's the smartest thing you ever

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At 00:06:46,870, Character said: did.

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At 00:06:47,830, Character said: You really think so? Absolutely. I'm
positive.

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At 00:06:50,620, Character said: Oh, Lord, now I know I made a mistake.

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At 00:06:54,580, Character said: George, why are you always so skeptical?

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At 00:06:58,100, Character said: Look, we need the guy, the con artist.

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At 00:06:59,980, Character said: He probably read the same article Betty
did.

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At 00:07:01,880, Character said: He figured if he couldn't hit on a rich
woman, the next best thing to do would

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At 00:07:04,820, Character said: be to hit on a maid working for a rich
man.

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At 00:07:08,540, Character said: Either that or the Braille school is
right next to the art gallery and went

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At 00:07:11,200, Character said: the wrong door.

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At 00:07:16,040, Character said: Excuse me, is this the Jefferson's
residence?

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At 00:07:18,270, Character said: Oh, yes, it is.

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At 00:07:19,450, Character said: Does Florence Johnston work here? She's
been known to.

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At 00:07:23,710, Character said: Oh, yes, she does.

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At 00:07:25,250, Character said: Are you a friend of hers?

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At 00:07:26,370, Character said: Well, we just met this morning. My name
is Harry Crawford.

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At 00:07:29,830, Character said: Oh, well, hello, Mr. Crawford. Please
come in.

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At 00:07:34,050, Character said: Florence was just talking about you.

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At 00:07:37,150, Character said: Oh, I'm Louise Jefferson, and this is my
husband, George.

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At 00:07:44,650, Character said: Oh, Florence!

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At 00:07:47,310, Character said: here to see you.

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At 00:07:49,490, Character said: So, you met my maid this morning, huh?

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At 00:07:51,910, Character said: Yes, I did.

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At 00:07:53,170, Character said: And you want to see her again?

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At 00:07:55,070, Character said: Yes, I do.

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At 00:07:56,890, Character said: Well, you're eccentric, I'll give you
that.

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At 00:07:59,050, Character said: But maybe you can answer me a question.

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At 00:08:00,650, Character said: How much did you pay back in taxes last
year?

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At 00:08:02,810, Character said: I g***t a refund.

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At 00:08:04,110, Character said: Sounds like a millionaire.

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At 00:08:07,630, Character said: George, would you please leave Mr.
Crawford alone?

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At 00:08:10,630, Character said: I ain't bothering him.

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At 00:08:11,810, Character said: ** I bothering you?

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