The Jeffersons s09e05 Charlies Angels.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:02,250, Character said: Well, we're moving on up. We're moving
on up. Too deep down. We're moving on

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At 00:00:07,890, Character said: To a deep.

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At 00:01:22,730, Character said: Sometimes the butter's starting to smell
like Vitalis.

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At 00:01:26,510, Character said: Well, hey, I like to eat, okay?

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At 00:01:28,470, Character said: If that's a crime, so be it. If it was a
crime, you'd be on death row.

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At 00:01:34,190, Character said: Listen, I'm getting sick of these
unfounded fat jokes.

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At 00:01:37,710, Character said: Oh, is that the food section?

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At 00:01:41,850, Character said: No, it's the stock market.

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At 00:01:44,170, Character said: Just like you clean your plate, I clean
up at the stock market. Check this out.

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At 00:01:48,230, Character said: AT &T up one half, IBM up seven
-eighths.

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At 00:01:52,220, Character said: McDonald's? Hey, I eat there. Up 15 and
a half.

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At 00:01:55,900, Character said: Wow. You know, I've always wanted to
invest in the stock market.

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At 00:01:59,920, Character said: Now I have a little extra money to
invest.

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At 00:02:02,820, Character said: George, what do you think I could get
for a few thousand dollars?

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At 00:02:06,120, Character said: Lunch.

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At 00:02:08,960, Character said: Will you please stop with the fat jokes?

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At 00:02:11,100, Character said: I can't help it, Willis. I'm on a fat
freeway. I can't find an off -ramp.

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At 00:02:16,240, Character said: Oh, come on, George.

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At 00:02:18,000, Character said: You know, you're pretty successful in
the stock market.

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At 00:02:20,831, Character said: How do you always know what to buy?

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At 00:02:22,400, Character said: Because I've been gifted with a sixth
sense.

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At 00:02:24,520, Character said: A sixth sense?

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At 00:02:25,701, Character said: What do you mean?

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At 00:02:26,820, Character said: Well, not only do I have your normal,
everyday five senses, like hearing,

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At 00:02:31,640, Character said: smelling, tasting, four and five, I also
have a sixth sense,

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At 00:02:38,140, Character said: which helps me make investments.

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At 00:02:40,300, Character said: That's amazing.

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At 00:02:41,351, Character said: What, did I have a sixth sense?

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At 00:02:43,380, Character said: No, that you can't name the five senses.

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At 00:02:48,240, Character said: You're just jealous, Willis. Look, I **
a man of vision. See, when I see a

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At 00:02:52,500, Character said: vacant lot, I think of putting up high
-rises. When you see a vacant lot, you

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At 00:02:57,320, Character said: think of putting up picnic tables.

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At 00:02:59,001, Character said: Well, that does it, George. You know,
I'd really like to tell you what I think

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At 00:03:03,680, Character said: about your fat jokes, but it's not
polite to talk with your mouth full.

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At 00:03:10,900, Character said: George, who was here?

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At 00:03:21,390, Character said: weren't making with the fat jokes at
Tom's expense.

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At 00:03:24,110, Character said: Me making with fat jokes? Come on.

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At 00:03:27,950, Character said: If that's Willis, grease the doorways
and wedge him in.

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At 00:03:34,050, Character said: Oh, hi, Charlie. Long time no see.

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At 00:03:37,291, Character said: How you doing, Mr. Jefferson?

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At 00:03:38,590, Character said: Long time no drink. Oh, I know.

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At 00:03:41,250, Character said: And I'm sorry we haven't been down to
your bar lately, but we haven't

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At 00:03:46,250, Character said: about you.

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At 00:03:47,440, Character said: How is your lovely wife, Georgia?

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At 00:03:49,900, Character said: Uh, Gloria is just fine, thank you.

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At 00:03:53,860, Character said: Oh, I'm so embarrassed.

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At 00:03:55,600, Character said: I just blanked out.

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At 00:03:57,260, Character said: Oh, come on in.

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At 00:03:58,760, Character said: Oh. Charlie.

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At 00:04:00,100, Character said: Charlie. You're right, right.

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At 00:04:02,500, Character said: Hey,

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At 00:04:03,691, Character said: Mr. Jefferson.

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At 00:04:05,660, Character said: Hey, Charlie, what can I do for you?
Well, sir, you know, uh, when you have a

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At 00:04:09,120, Character said: problem, you always come into the bar
and share it with me? Yeah.

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At 00:04:11,900, Character said: Well, I thought I'd have this little
problem. I'd like to come up and kind of

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At 00:04:14,620, Character said: share it with you. Oh, don't tell me
you're having a problem with your son

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At 00:04:16,980, Character said: again. Uh, that's Diane, sir.

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At 00:04:20,360, Character said: Whoa, you do have a problem.

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At 00:04:23,900, Character said: Um, could I get you a drink, Charlie?
Yes, thank you very much, Mrs.

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At 00:04:28,700, Character said: I think I'll have a Singapore sling.

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At 00:04:31,020, Character said: Oh, I've never made one of those.

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At 00:04:33,360, Character said: Oh, it's a snap. You just juice half a
lemon, add a little powder sugar, and

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At 00:04:37,340, Character said: some gin.

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At 00:04:38,800, Character said: Shave some ice and mix it, then strain
it off into a Collins glass.

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At 00:04:44,280, Character said: Add some ice cubes, fill it with non
-carbonated water, then float a half

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At 00:04:51,160, Character said: of wild cherry brandy on top, and then
just decorate it with the fruit of the

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At 00:04:54,840, Character said: season.

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At 00:04:57,360, Character said: How about some coffee, Charlie?

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At 00:05:00,280, Character said: I'd love some.

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At 00:05:01,480, Character said: Coming up.

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At 00:05:03,400, Character said: Have a seat, Charlie. Thank you very
much, sir.

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At 00:05:05,961, Character said: So, what's the problem?

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At 00:05:07,370, Character said: Well, Mr. Jefferson, I could use some
real good business advice.

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At 00:05:11,510, Character said: And who better to come to than George
Jefferson, huh? Oh, come on, Charlie,

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At 00:05:15,610, Character said: you're embarrassing me.

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At 00:05:17,450, Character said: Go on.

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At 00:05:18,710, Character said: Well, sir, let's face it, you are a
financial genius.

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At 00:05:22,830, Character said: Well, look, Charlie, the word genius has
been overused.

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At 00:05:25,690, Character said: Wizard, maybe.

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At 00:05:27,830, Character said: Well, genius, wizard, phenomena, they
all apply to you, sir. Yeah, I guess

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At 00:05:31,710, Character said: there's no sense in me complaining.
People are still going to use them

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At 00:05:35,201, Character said: So, anyway, what kind of advice did you
want?

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At 00:05:38,470, Character said: Well, sir, I was wondering if you could
tell me what's the best way to ask you

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At 00:05:42,490, Character said: for a business loan?

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At 00:05:44,770, Character said: In your sleep.

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At 00:05:48,690, Character said: Because you're dreaming.

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At 00:05:54,890, Character said: Look, Mr. Jefferson, I really hate to
ask. This is hard for me to do, but

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At 00:05:58,510, Character said: business has been so bad at the bar, I
could really use the money to decorate

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At 00:06:02,170, Character said: the place. You know, draw in the
customers.

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At 00:06:04,130, Character said: You know what you have in mind?

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At 00:06:05,190, Character said: Oh, hey, I g***t some great ideas. I mean,
real heavy stuff. Get this.

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At 00:06:09,070, Character said: I want to put that blue stuff in the
toilet water.

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At 00:06:14,030, Character said: I want to add a ceiling fan and kind of
patch up the tablecloths.

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At 00:06:17,890, Character said: And for my coup de grace, I want to get
a radio for Monday night football.

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At 00:06:24,030, Character said: A radio.

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At 00:06:25,151, Character said: Why don't you spring for a tape recorder
in case anybody wants to listen to the

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At 00:06:30,030, Character said: instant replay?

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At 00:06:35,260, Character said: Somehow I sense you're not too crazy
about my idea. Well, Charlie, it's just

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At 00:06:39,100, Character said: that... Oh, Mr. Jefferson, I give up. I
mean, what ** I supposed to do?

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At 00:06:42,291, Character said: Well, look, Charlie, you're right about
one thing. I mean, your place does need

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At 00:06:45,260, Character said: some improvements. I mean, see, you need
to set some kind of a mood, you know, a

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At 00:06:48,700, Character said: little atmosphere.

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At 00:06:49,700, Character said: You know, like the French call
ambulance.

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At 00:06:56,040, Character said: Don't you mean ambiance?

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At 00:06:58,080, Character said: Yeah, I just said it without the accent.

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At 00:07:02,300, Character said: See, you gotta give people what they
don't get at home.

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At 00:07:05,060, Character said: S***x.

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At 00:07:08,000, Character said: Get about it, Mr. Jefferson, but I ain't
about to serve drinks in my shorts. No,

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At 00:07:12,820, Character said: no, no.

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At 00:07:15,180, Character said: Look, that's not what I mean. See, I
mean hire some s***y waitresses, you

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At 00:07:18,880, Character said: with the little skimpy skirts even. And
maybe, uh, you could wear wings, you

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At 00:07:23,460, Character said: know, and maybe little halos.

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At 00:07:26,200, Character said: And you could call them, uh, Charlie's
Angels.

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At 00:07:36,330, Character said: And I could be Charlie.

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At 00:07:37,790, Character said: Right.

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At 00:07:40,010, Character said: Nah, nah, Mr. Jefferson, nah.

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At 00:07:42,170, Character said: I mean, that'll turn the bar into
something different.

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At 00:07:45,010, Character said: Something... Worth owning.

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At 00:07:46,650, Character said: That's it, yeah.

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At 00:07:48,770, Character said: Hey, Charlie's Angels, huh? Boy, it does
have a ring to it. Sure does.

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