The Jeffersons The List S10E08 Subtitles

At 00:00:01,260, Character said: Well, we're moving on up, we're moving
on up to the...

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At 00:01:26,280, Character said: Single adult?

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At 00:01:27,380, Character said: Hello.

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At 00:01:30,320, Character said: What is that?

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At 00:01:31,640, Character said: It was from the Debonair Dating Service.
Same place Betty g***t hooked up with

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At 00:01:35,120, Character said: last month.

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At 00:01:35,840, Character said: She said it was the best thing she ever
did.

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At 00:01:38,440, Character said: Well, don't tell me they found her a
man.

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At 00:01:40,780, Character said: No, but they sent her so much stuff, the
mailman asked her out.

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At 00:01:47,200, Character said: Hey, Reese Floss. Hi, George.

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At 00:01:49,660, Character said: How was your day?

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At 00:01:50,960, Character said: Miserable.

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At 00:01:52,460, Character said: One of my very...

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At 00:01:55,440, Character said: The cuff machine shorted out. Then Fat
Mrs. Bowen said we shrunk her cowlins

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At 00:01:59,060, Character said: again.

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At 00:02:00,340, Character said: Oh, well, just remember, George, things
could always get worse.

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At 00:02:05,180, Character said: They did, to prove it, Mrs. Bowen did a
deep knee bend.

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At 00:02:11,160, Character said: I don't remember much after that.

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At 00:02:14,920, Character said: Well, knock wood, I never have a weight
problem.

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At 00:02:17,660, Character said: Knock on your pot roast, you'll find out
why.

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At 00:02:20,980, Character said: Now, would you get me a ginger ale,
please?

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At 00:02:27,980, Character said: because we grew up in Harlem.

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At 00:02:29,040, Character said: Wow, good old Andy, man.

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At 00:02:31,280, Character said: I ain't seen him in... 25 years.

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At 00:02:34,620, Character said: 25 years?

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At 00:02:36,120, Character said: Not since he moved to, uh, uh, uh,
Chicago.

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At 00:02:39,020, Character said: Chicago? And then he married that girl.
What's her name?

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At 00:02:42,000, Character said: Ethel Squires. Ethel Squires? Wow.

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At 00:02:45,060, Character said: You remember him, Weez?

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At 00:02:50,300, Character said: Not as well as you do, George.

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At 00:02:53,020, Character said: What does he have to say?

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At 00:02:54,300, Character said: Oh, let me see here.

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At 00:02:55,820, Character said: Dear George, guess what? The other day I
was going through some stuff in the

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At 00:02:58,940, Character said: closet and found the old Garner list
that we wrote when we were 12.

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At 00:03:03,380, Character said: That's amazing.

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At 00:03:04,640, Character said: What, that he found the list? No, that
you could write when you were 12.

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At 00:03:11,200, Character said: What's a Garner list?

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At 00:03:12,840, Character said: It's a list of things you're going to do
before you die.

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At 00:03:15,180, Character said: A lot of kids do that. How come you
girls never did stuff like that?

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At 00:03:18,480, Character said: Maybe we were too busy trying to keep
off those lists you boys were writing.

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At 00:03:25,680, Character said: I wonder if I was ever on anybody's
list.

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At 00:03:27,740, Character said: Well, it depends if Barnum and Bailey
ever came to your neighborhood.

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At 00:03:32,260, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:03:34,340, Character said: Anyway, we, like I was saying, you know,
sometimes we would make it a contest,

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At 00:03:38,140, Character said: you know, and whoever finishes the list
first would win.

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At 00:03:41,040, Character said: Would win what?

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At 00:03:42,180, Character said: A chance to rub the other guy's nose in
it.

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At 00:03:44,660, Character said: Razzing. You know, break his spirit.
Make him wish he had never been born.

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At 00:03:54,600, Character said: I haven't closed a copy of both your
list and mine. Thought you'd get a kick

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At 00:03:58,200, Character said: of the silly competitive place our heads
were at when we were kids.

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At 00:04:01,240, Character said: Sincerely, Andy.

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At 00:04:02,220, Character said: P .S. I just finished number nine. Last
one done runs like a girl.

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At 00:04:08,180, Character said: George, I can't believe it. He's
actually trying to egg you on with that

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At 00:04:12,980, Character said: game. He must think you're still a
child, huh, George?

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At 00:04:18,880, Character said: George? Look at this weed. He did finish
nine things.

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At 00:04:22,260, Character said: And he's working on the tenth.

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At 00:04:23,820, Character said: Owning a Cadillac, which should be
delivered this week.

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At 00:04:26,340, Character said: Oh, George, now please don't say that
means you only have a few days left

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At 00:04:31,120, Character said: you finish your list.

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At 00:04:32,360, Character said: That means I only have a few days left
before I finish my list.

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At 00:04:36,060, Character said: How'd I let him get so far ahead of me?
I'll never be able to catch him now.

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At 00:04:39,420, Character said: Anything on your list about growing up
good -looking?

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At 00:04:43,320, Character said: No.

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At 00:04:44,440, Character said: You still g***t a chance.

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At 00:04:46,820, Character said: Well, George, this is ridiculous.

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At 00:04:49,440, Character said: Wait a minute. Listen to the things on
my list, okay?

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At 00:04:52,010, Character said: Someday I want to have my own business.

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At 00:04:53,930, Character said: Okay, you did that. I want to live below
110th Street.

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At 00:04:57,410, Character said: You did that.

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At 00:04:58,570, Character said: Number three, I want to be a genius.

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At 00:05:05,430, Character said: George,

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At 00:05:07,010, Character said: owning seven cleaning stores after
starting out with nothing, that took

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At 00:05:14,010, Character said: So did your answer.

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At 00:05:18,450, Character said: Thank you, Weave. Okay.

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At 00:05:20,620, Character said: Number four, I want to make love with
the most beautiful woman in the world.

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At 00:05:24,520, Character said: Did that.

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At 00:05:25,700, Character said: Mr. Jefferson, George, you never told me
that.

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At 00:05:29,500, Character said: I'm talking about you, love.

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At 00:05:31,760, Character said: Oh, of course.

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At 00:05:35,380, Character said: Let's see, five, I want to be friends
with Jackie Robinson. Yeah, I did that.

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At 00:05:38,980, Character said: Your dad?

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At 00:05:39,740, Character said: Yeah, it was at Ebbets Field after the
Dodger game. He talked to me and

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At 00:05:42,560, Character said: everything. You mean you actually talked
to Jackie Robinson?

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At 00:05:44,980, Character said: Well, you know how it is. Two guys
talking ball.

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At 00:05:47,460, Character said: You never told me that. What did he say?

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At 00:05:50,560, Character said: Oh, I said, no, I ain't g***t no free
tickets and get off my car.

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At 00:05:57,200, Character said: Now, let's see.

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At 00:05:59,160, Character said: I did that, I did that, I did that.

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At 00:06:01,980, Character said: You know something? I only did eight
things on my list.

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At 00:06:04,600, Character said: Yes, but you made those lists when you
were kids.

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At 00:06:07,900, Character said: Fortunately, you're grown up now.

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At 00:06:09,940, Character said: Well, almost.

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At 00:06:13,580, Character said: Number nine, I'm going to bench press my
own weight. And ten...

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At 00:06:17,200, Character said: Someday I'm going to get evil with
Powerhouse Watson and kick his butt.

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At 00:06:22,880, Character said: Who's Powerhouse Watson?

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At 00:06:24,480, Character said: I told you about him. He's the bully on
the block that I used to fight with.

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At 00:06:27,720, Character said: Oh, you mean big Powerhouse Watson. The
one who used to carve his name in trees

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At 00:06:33,120, Character said: with his fingers?

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At 00:06:34,460, Character said: No, that's his little brother Stanley.

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At 00:06:38,280, Character said: Powerhouse was the big guy, you know. He
used to pick fights with me all the

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At 00:06:41,180, Character said: time. I'm the only one on the block that
would fight him back, you know. Man,

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At 00:06:43,960, Character said: I'd stick and move.

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At 00:06:45,710, Character said: Stick and move.

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At 00:06:47,130, Character said: Move to the left.

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At 00:06:48,330, Character said: Dance to the right. And what did he do?

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At 00:06:50,430, Character said: He beat me half to death.

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At 00:06:51,490, Character said: I was right back in his face the next
day. I never give up. Just like on this

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At 00:06:57,590, Character said: list here, I ain't quitting.

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At 00:06:59,190, Character said: Mr. Jefferson, ain't no way you gonna
finish that list after all these years.

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At 00:07:02,530, Character said: Turkey, please.

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At 00:07:04,890, Character said: You just watch me.

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At 00:07:06,730, Character said: First, I ought to get some weight.

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At 00:07:08,590, Character said: Anything around here weigh as much as me
-wees?

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At 00:07:12,990, Character said: Florence, bake any of those muffins
today?

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At 00:07:18,050, Character said: Never mind. I just g***t out to the
sporting goods store and bought you some

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At 00:07:20,390, Character said: weights. Clean me a spot, okay?

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At 00:07:22,290, Character said: Absolutely not.

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At 00:07:23,850, Character said: I ** not lifting a finger to help you
with this harebrained scheme, and

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At 00:07:28,110, Character said: who does is an idiot.

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At 00:07:31,130, Character said: Now, remember, Mr. J, I'm here to help
you.

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At 00:07:34,270, Character said: Let me ask you one question, Bentley.

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At 00:07:35,990, Character said: You have spotted a guy before, right?

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At 00:07:38,010, Character said: Of course I have. Why, just this
morning, I saw one in the elevator. I

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At 00:07:42,550, Character said: in the elevator.

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At 00:07:44,210, Character said: Would you be serious? Come on, let's go.

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At 00:07:48,320, Character said: Get ready now.

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At 00:07:49,480, Character said: Right. Okay. I g***t it. I g***t it.

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At 00:07:51,900, Character said: Wait. Wait.

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At 00:07:53,880, Character said: How are we doing?

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At 00:07:57,260, Character said: Come on now, Mr. James. You can do it.

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At 00:08:00,100, Character said: Remember, it takes pain...