Rick.and.Morty.S08E10.720p.x264-FENiX Subtitles

At 00:00:03,962, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:00:06,423, Character said: This has been fun.

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At 00:00:08,008, Character said: Okay, so I like this,

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At 00:00:10,635, Character said: and I don't want to
mess with a good thing.

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At 00:00:12,887, Character said: What? You're ending things?

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At 00:00:14,139, Character said: Kind of the opposite.

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At 00:00:16,016, Character said: My family hosts

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At 00:00:17,308, Character said: this whole dumb
ceremonial tournament,

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At 00:00:19,519, Character said: and you'd make it tolerable.

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At 00:00:22,439, Character said: I know, I know,
you can't get close

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At 00:00:24,399, Character said: because of your wife
who died 40 years ago.

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At 00:00:26,401, Character said: I know. This isn't that.

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At 00:00:27,944, Character said: It's a barbecue with my parents.

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At 00:00:29,612, Character said: You don't want to get
any closer than this.

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At 00:00:31,489, Character said: I'll just find something
I don't like about you

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At 00:00:33,366, Character said: or get bored.

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At 00:00:34,576, Character said: It's a plus-one.

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At 00:00:35,660, Character said: What? You never disliked
anything about Diane?

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At 00:00:37,954, Character said: I don't have much
to look back on.

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At 00:00:39,873, Character said: The Omega device, the
thing evil me used

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At 00:00:43,168, Character said: to erase Diane everywhere,
it f***s with your mind.

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At 00:00:45,879, Character said: Beth only thinks she
remembers her mom.

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At 00:00:48,339, Character said: Wait, why ** I talking about
this? Are we having s***x again?

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At 00:00:51,384, Character said: What kind of clothes
are being put on here?

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At 00:00:53,136, Character said: -Oh, they're s***x clothes.
-Alright!

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At 00:00:55,055, Character said: Welcome back to Cake or
Fake? Celebrity Edition.

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At 00:00:58,224, Character said: Do you need a knife, Mr. Stabby?

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At 00:00:59,809, Character said: I brought my own.

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At 00:01:02,395, Character said: Where have you been? Still
shitting where I eat?

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At 00:01:04,606, Character said: Hop off the sack, S.B.

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At 00:01:06,024, Character said: I've known BugAnne
for a billion years

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At 00:01:07,609, Character said: before you were
maybe even cloned.

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At 00:01:09,194, Character said: Oh, relax. Dad's too hung
up on Mom to ever commit.

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At 00:01:11,946, Character said: Thank God for that.
Keep moping, old man.

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At 00:01:14,032, Character said: Okay, first off, you missed it.

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At 00:01:15,492, Character said: It was a real baby, not a cake,

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At 00:01:16,910, Character said: and Mr. Stabby is canceled now.

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At 00:01:18,495, Character said: And second, why are
we dunking on Rick?

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At 00:01:20,997, Character said: He's been a loving dad to our family
for as long as I can remember.

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At 00:01:25,251, Character said: Excuse me?

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At 00:01:26,336, Character said: Remember him at our
wedding and Morty's birth?

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At 00:01:28,755, Character said: And that time he invented PB&J.

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At 00:01:30,590, Character said: Rick's great.

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At 00:01:32,008, Character said: -What?
-What?!

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At 00:01:33,593, Character said: You guys don't remember this?

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At 00:01:36,262, Character said: Oh... I think I know
what's going on.

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At 00:01:40,433, Character said: I don't like
everyone watching me.

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At 00:01:43,019, Character said: Ah, I knew it.

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At 00:01:44,395, Character said: Ladies and gentlemen,
meet Memory Rick.

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At 00:01:52,862, Character said: Push, sweetie. You can do this.

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At 00:01:55,365, Character said: He's so supportive.

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At 00:01:57,659, Character said: How did we get this
version of you?

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At 00:01:59,452, Character said: He's just a memory of me at
my most passionate and heroic.

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At 00:02:01,996, Character said: He snuck out of Bird
person's brain and into mine.

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At 00:02:04,374, Character said: Must have been inadvertently
dumped into Jerry

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At 00:02:06,251, Character said: when we shuffled our
brains last season.

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At 00:02:07,961, Character said: Birdperson remembers you as hot.

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At 00:02:09,671, Character said: I'm still hot, and he's
f***g everything up

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At 00:02:11,840, Character said: by invading all this
family nostalgia.

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At 00:02:13,716, Character said: Jerry basically has the
equivalent of memory cancer now.

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At 00:02:15,885, Character said: Cancer?!

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At 00:02:16,970, Character said: He is a clever little
b***d, though.

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At 00:02:18,847, Character said: Look how far he's come with
springs and gears tech.

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At 00:02:21,057, Character said: Anyways...

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At 00:02:22,475, Character said: The miracle of life, man.

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At 00:02:24,435, Character said: You guys are gonna crush this.

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At 00:02:26,563, Character said: Oh, s***t!

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At 00:02:28,773, Character said: Even if I'm not around to help!

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At 00:02:30,024, Character said: -Jerry, take the wheel!
-What?!

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At 00:02:31,651, Character said: -Dad!
-I love spending time with you guys!

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At 00:02:43,788, Character said: Relax, little guy. Chill out.

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At 00:02:46,541, Character said: You piece of s***t.
You marooned me!

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At 00:02:48,334, Character said: You piece of s***t! You
ruined Jerry's brain.

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At 00:02:50,753, Character said: He likes me now. It's awful.

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At 00:02:52,213, Character said: F***k you, man! You have
a beautiful family!

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At 00:02:55,175, Character said: Seriously. Calm down.

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At 00:02:56,885, Character said: I built this ant-farm brain

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At 00:02:58,303, Character said: to give your dumb, high-concept a***s
all the room it could ever need.

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At 00:03:01,556, Character said: -Enjoy eternity.
-This place s***s!

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At 00:03:03,683, Character said: Put me back.

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At 00:03:06,060, Character said: So you didn't invent PB&J.

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At 00:03:08,688, Character said: He's just a memory, Jerry.

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At 00:03:12,609, Character said: Boom! Total reset. Good as new.

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At 00:03:14,569, Character said: What? What g***t reset?

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At 00:03:16,487, Character said: Pretty amazing that
you can just s***k out

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At 00:03:18,656, Character said: an intrusive memory like that.

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At 00:03:20,116, Character said: I wish I could s***k out the
memory of all my shitty exes,

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At 00:03:22,619, Character said: especially Peter Casey.

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At 00:03:24,412, Character said: That guy was way
too into lizards.

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At 00:03:31,669, Character said: F***k you, old man!

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At 00:03:33,046, Character said: What, are you threatened
by my youthful vigor?!

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At 00:03:35,173, Character said: You ain't g***t the juice!

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At 00:03:59,572, Character said: He does seem kind of lonely.

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At 00:04:01,449, Character said: Dad f***s all the time.

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At 00:04:02,951, Character said: He f***s things we
can't even comprehend.

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At 00:04:04,452, Character said: Less talking about Dad f***g.

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At 00:04:05,870, Character said: Sorry.

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At 00:05:14,856, Character said: Confirm transfer?

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At 00:05:35,376, Character said: "Dear Rick, you took the memory
of Diane out of your head.

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At 00:05:37,879, Character said: You did this to be
more emotionally open.

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At 00:05:39,464, Character said: Don't @ me."

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At 00:05:42,216, Character said: BugAnne? Hey! Weird pitch...

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At 00:05:48,806, Character said: Dad?

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At 00:05:56,856, Character said: Oh, s***t!

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At 00:06:04,072, Character said: What are you doing?

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At 00:06:08,451, Character said: Honey? Kids? Breakfast!

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At 00:06:12,705, Character said: Oh, there you are.

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At 00:06:14,248, Character said: Where else would I be?

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At 00:06:18,211, Character said: Hey, B.A.

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At 00:06:19,379, Character said: -You need a coffee?
-I could do with a tea.

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At 00:06:21,839, Character said: Hi, Beth.

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At 00:06:22,924, Character said: -Hi.
-Hey.

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At 00:06:24,008, Character said: Morty, family, this is BugAnne.

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At 00:06:25,551, Character said: Don't gawk. She's
just picking me up.

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At 00:06:27,095, Character said: -Yeah, she is.
-Hi, BugAnne.

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At 00:06:28,638, Character said: Sorry for crashing breakfast.

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At 00:06:29,972, Character said: Rick called me and
said "Weird pitch,"

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At 00:06:31,933, Character said: but then his pitch was just going
to the thing I invited him to.

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At 00:06:34,685, Character said: Not exactly typical
Dad behavior.

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At 00:06:36,938, Character said: Don't be weird, Space Beth.

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At 00:06:38,189, Character said: I took the memory of
your mom out of my head,

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At 00:06:39,982, Character said: now I'm more emotionally open.

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At 00:06:41,484, Character said: -What?!
-You took Mom out of your brain?!

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At 00:06:44,028, Character said: -You took Mom out of your brain?!
-Don't be weird.

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At 00:06:46,614, Character said: It's not like I haven't
tried other ways to move on.

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At 00:06:49,075, Character said: I'm trying something new. It's
working. Hop off the sack.

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At 00:06:51,953, Character said: I think it's nice... I think.

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At 00:06:53,871, Character said: Grandpa, when did you start
saying "hop off the sack"?

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At 00:07:01,421, Character said: Dad?

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At 00:07:02,588, Character said: Oh. Hey, kiddo.

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At 00:07:04,006, Character said: Where are you going?

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At 00:07:05,341, Character said: I'm heading out for
a bit. Don't wait up.

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At 00:07:10,012, Character said: Why are you leaving?

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At 00:07:12,306, Character said: Work stuff.

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At 00:07:17,603, Character said: Beth! My daughter!

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At 00:07:19,188, Character said: The work stuff was
in the ceiling.

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At 00:07:20,898, Character said: I'm back now.

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At 00:07:22,608, Character said: -Your hair. It's...
-Way cooler, right?

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At 00:07:25,027, Character said: We're gonna have so much
fun together, sweetie.

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