Rick.and.Morty.S08E09.720p.x264-FENiX Subtitles

At 00:00:03,545, Character said: I gotta ask, is someone
requesting pancakes?

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At 00:00:06,840, Character said: 'Cause it feels like we
eat them all the time.

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At 00:00:12,762, Character said: It just says "The Hospital."

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At 00:00:14,889, Character said: Bold caller ID.

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At 00:00:16,349, Character said: Hello? Oh.

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At 00:00:18,184, Character said: Hey, Junior.

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At 00:00:20,311, Character said: Aw, jeez. Okay, yeah.

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At 00:00:23,231, Character said: Bye.

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At 00:00:24,524, Character said: That was my son.

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At 00:00:27,318, Character said: Morty Jr.,

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At 00:00:28,695, Character said: with the hands coming
out of his head.

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At 00:00:30,822, Character said: Oh, f***k that guy!

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At 00:00:33,616, Character said: -Boo.
-Guys, come on.

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At 00:00:35,285, Character said: Morty, he wrote a New
York Times bestseller

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At 00:00:37,746, Character said: about what a bad dad you are.

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At 00:00:39,456, Character said: It made us look bad
for raising you.

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At 00:00:41,750, Character said: From one writer to another, the
guy is a hack piece of s***t!

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At 00:00:44,919, Character said: It's okay to hate
your kids, Morty.

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At 00:00:47,047, Character said: But he called from the hospital.

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At 00:00:49,632, Character said: You think he's dying?

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At 00:00:50,967, Character said: Who cares?

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At 00:00:54,387, Character said: Well, it's not me.

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At 00:00:56,598, Character said: -Oh, s***t! Our table's ready.
-OMG!

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At 00:00:59,976, Character said: Summer made me get a reservation

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At 00:01:01,519, Character said: for us at some dumb
pre-cog restaurant.

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At 00:01:03,563, Character said: It's the toast of Food-Tok.

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At 00:01:05,065, Character said: They predetermine
what you'd wanna eat

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At 00:01:06,900, Character said: before you even get there.

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At 00:01:08,276, Character said: Time to see if this place
is worth having to go to it.

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At 00:01:10,320, Character said: It'll beat this s***t.

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At 00:01:12,155, Character said: Opa!

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At 00:01:13,656, Character said: And hey, Morty, sorry
about your terrible son.

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At 00:01:16,618, Character said: I say let him die alone
in that hospital bed.

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At 00:01:19,996, Character said: D***n. Rule of threes, huh?

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At 00:01:21,831, Character said: Oh, my vibrator!

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At 00:01:24,167, Character said: Sorry, honey.

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At 00:01:25,502, Character said: Our vibrator.

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At 00:01:27,921, Character said: What? Do you want me to pull
it out and show it to you?

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At 00:01:30,673, Character said: -We're good.
-Let's get the hell out of here.

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At 00:01:32,258, Character said: Jesus Christ.

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At 00:02:06,501, Character said: Welcome back to Downbeat
The Game The Show.

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At 00:02:09,462, Character said: Contestants, you know the rules.

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At 00:02:11,631, Character said: Father, you came.

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At 00:02:13,716, Character said: Junior, wow.

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At 00:02:15,176, Character said: You g***t old fast.

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At 00:02:17,137, Character said: Well, time flies when
you're a Gazorpian.

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At 00:02:22,475, Character said: I suppose you read the book.

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At 00:02:24,352, Character said: It was hard to
avoid for a while.

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At 00:02:27,147, Character said: Yeah. You said some tough stuff

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At 00:02:29,566, Character said: to a pretty wide audience.

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At 00:02:31,109, Character said: -I'm... sorry.
-Hey.

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At 00:02:33,611, Character said: That's family... I guess.

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At 00:02:36,322, Character said: Can't help but notice
you're... dying.

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At 00:02:40,910, Character said: I didn't ask you here
to talk about that.

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At 00:02:43,246, Character said: I was hoping you would
help me make peace

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At 00:02:45,915, Character said: with my mother.

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At 00:02:47,417, Character said: Oh, yeah. That might be tough.

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At 00:02:52,338, Character said: The thing is, your mother was...

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At 00:02:55,258, Character said: A semen receptacle?

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At 00:02:56,968, Character said: Oh, you...

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At 00:02:59,095, Character said: You heard, huh?

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At 00:03:00,805, Character said: I know she was made
to process seed

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At 00:03:03,016, Character said: and never technically
alive, but...

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At 00:03:05,310, Character said: I'd still like to
pay my respects.

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At 00:03:07,437, Character said: Well, see, I'm not proud
of where she ended up.

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At 00:03:11,649, Character said: You think I'm proud of
any of my life choices?

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At 00:03:14,319, Character said: Yeah, I did hear about the...

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At 00:03:17,280, Character said: the soft canceling.

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At 00:03:19,407, Character said: -Oh.
-I didn't take any joy from it.

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At 00:03:22,118, Character said: You know what? Let's
see what we can do.

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At 00:03:28,208, Character said: I love when restaurants
have a big tank.

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At 00:03:30,293, Character said: I don't know. This aesthetic really
clashes with the table buzzer.

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At 00:03:33,046, Character said: Smith, party of two.

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At 00:03:35,048, Character said: Oh my God! So worth it!

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At 00:03:37,884, Character said: Perfectly predicted.

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At 00:03:39,260, Character said: Oh, I did want this, but
I never saw it coming!

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At 00:03:44,390, Character said: Oh, snap. The wooden balls.

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At 00:03:45,642, Character said: You think the cogs
are behind there?

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At 00:03:47,560, Character said: Who cares? This
place is all gimmick.

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At 00:03:49,312, Character said: Are you grumpy about everything?

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At 00:03:51,397, Character said: They bring you food
and you eat it.

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At 00:03:53,733, Character said: Ooh, that's totally us!

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At 00:03:55,985, Character said: What do you think
I ordered? Ribs?

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At 00:03:57,445, Character said: No, boring. Space ribs.

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At 00:04:01,574, Character said: Oh, nice.

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At 00:04:02,951, Character said: Morlackian fawn.

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At 00:04:04,452, Character said: Aside its mother's tentacle.

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At 00:04:08,915, Character said: Pretty good.

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At 00:04:10,166, Character said: See? Lay it on me!

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At 00:04:14,545, Character said: Avocado toast?

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At 00:04:16,005, Character said: With cracked pepper on top.

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At 00:04:18,216, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:04:19,926, Character said: I mean, pepper's pretty normal.

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At 00:04:22,053, Character said: So are you. You brought us to
a restaurant from the internet.

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At 00:04:31,729, Character said: Okay, yes. I guess
I deserve this.

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At 00:04:35,275, Character said: You're not pranking me?

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At 00:04:36,526, Character said: No, no. This is where
Gwendolyn was laid to rest.

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At 00:04:39,487, Character said: Is this your trash bin?

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At 00:04:41,572, Character said: Rick's garbage portal.

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At 00:04:45,285, Character said: Doesn't sound any better.

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At 00:04:46,744, Character said: Look, I told you I
wasn't proud of this.

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At 00:04:48,830, Character said: Alright then.

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At 00:04:51,958, Character said: "Mother, I'm told your mouth
was always open, but...

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At 00:04:57,005, Character said: I'm sure your
heart was as well."

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At 00:04:59,465, Character said: Eh, who ** I
kidding? This s***s.

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At 00:05:02,218, Character said: Wait. I see you're
making a move to go in.

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At 00:05:04,762, Character said: I will... go in first. Okay?

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At 00:05:09,017, Character said: How much stuff does your
grandfather throw away?

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At 00:05:12,145, Character said: A lot. He likes to get drunk

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At 00:05:13,855, Character said: and invent stuff that
doesn't make any sense.

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At 00:05:15,773, Character said: Pretty wasteful.

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At 00:05:17,191, Character said: Yeah. That's why Rick
built Salva-tron,

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At 00:05:19,569, Character said: a self-replicating system
that filters the trash

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At 00:05:21,779, Character said: for anything valuable.

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At 00:05:23,239, Character said: They're coming over.
Just a formality.

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At 00:05:25,783, Character said: Value detected. Value detected.

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At 00:05:31,080, Character said: Hesitancy detected?

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At 00:05:32,707, Character said: Yeah. What's up?

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At 00:05:34,500, Character said: It's just if I find
anything of value,

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At 00:05:36,753, Character said: I have to tell Rick about it.

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At 00:05:38,796, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:05:40,089, Character said: And, you know, talking
to Rick can be dicey.

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At 00:05:43,134, Character said: I mean, the last Salva-tron
found a bag of diamonds

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At 00:05:45,636, Character said: and Rick yelled at them about
how diamonds are bullshit.

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At 00:05:48,389, Character said: Right, but I'm his grandson.

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At 00:05:51,184, Character said: How do I know he didn't
throw his grandson away?

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At 00:05:53,686, Character said: Sorry, pal, but I can't risk it.

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At 00:05:56,022, Character said: Good news is you will look
like trash when I'm done.

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At 00:05:59,150, Character said: Run!

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At 00:06:00,610, Character said: How was that good news?

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At 00:06:04,781, Character said: Even the plate tastes good.

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At 00:06:06,699, Character said: What's the story with dessert?

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At 00:06:08,201, Character said: Can I just ask for lava cake, or
do I have to think it at them?

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At 00:06:11,913, Character said: Alright. I'll try it.

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At 00:06:13,915, Character said: Maybe I'm missing something.

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At 00:06:18,586, Character said: No! It's just f***g
avocado toast!

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At 00:06:21,089, Character said: And the avocado's
not even that ripe.

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At 00:06:24,550, Character said: Summer...

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At 00:06:25,843, Character said: This place runs on future
predicty pre-cog bullshit.

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At 00:06:28,221, Character said: You don't wanna get
caught up in that.

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At 00:06:31,766, Character said: I'm gonna say something.

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At 00:06:32,934, Character said: No! Summer! You're not
Morty. I can't just grab you.

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At 00:06:37,146, Character said: Which one of you assholes......