Rick.and.Morty.S08E08.720p.x264-FENiX Subtitles

At 00:00:03,879, Character said: And then after that,
I have a bunch of meetings.

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At 00:00:06,466, Character said: Didn't you guys
wrap all that up?

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At 00:00:07,884, Character said: You can just say
you don't wanna hang out.

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At 00:00:09,260, Character said: I don't wanna hang out.

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At 00:00:10,638, Character said: What the hell,
who took my kombucha?

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At 00:00:12,306, Character said: I threw that out,
it smelled bad.

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At 00:00:13,849, Character said: Of course it smelled bad,
it's kombucha.

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At 00:00:16,478, Character said: You 'booch,
you lose.

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At 00:00:18,356, Character said: Rick, c-can you portal me
to school?

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At 00:00:20,107, Character said: - No.
- Gimme that.

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At 00:00:21,442, Character said: Hey! Summer!
Summer, give it back!

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At 00:00:22,819, Character said: Honey, did you move
the car keys?

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At 00:00:26,574, Character said: Ahp, nevermind,
they were at the bottom.

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At 00:00:30,079, Character said: Jerry:
Well, that is the last time

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At 00:00:32,331, Character said: I eat full-fat ice cream
after midnight--

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At 00:00:36,294, Character said: Um...

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At 00:00:38,506, Character said: Okay?

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At 00:00:41,008, Character said: Hey!

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At 00:00:44,137, Character said: What are you--

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At 00:00:46,140, Character said: Hey!

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At 00:00:47,809, Character said: {\an8}♪

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At 00:00:55,110, Character said: Alright, alright,
I yield!

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At 00:00:57,445, Character said: Geez, you're fast.

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At 00:00:59,031, Character said: Are you...
a-a clone of me?

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At 00:01:01,450, Character said: Did Rick--
Don't-- Don't tell Rick.

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At 00:01:03,370, Character said: You want me not talkin'?
Then you better start talkin'.

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At 00:01:06,332, Character said: Not here.
C'mon, you can buy me lunch.

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At 00:01:09,419, Character said: I'm not buying you lunch!

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At 00:01:11,630, Character said: What if we call it
"Breakfast 2"?

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At 00:01:14,342, Character said: No!

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At 00:01:15,385, Character said: {\an8}♪

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At 00:01:48,676, Character said: {\an8}And you're sure Rick
won't spy on us here?

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At 00:01:51,347, Character said: {\an8}Yeah,
he hates the mall.

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At 00:01:53,515, Character said: {\an8}It's kinda why
I come here so much.

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At 00:01:55,310, Character said: {\an8}Or maybe me being here
is why he hates it.

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At 00:01:59,565, Character said: {\an8}I've actually been
thinking about getting a job

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At 00:02:01,317, Character said: {\an8}at American Eagle.

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At 00:02:03,070, Character said: {\an8}Oooh, the Eagle Man.

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At 00:02:04,946, Character said: {\an8}You gonna eat that?

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At 00:02:06,240, Character said: {\an8}Not really.
{\an8}Thanks.

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At 00:02:07,700, Character said: {\an8}Mm.
The road provides.

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At 00:02:11,622, Character said: {\an8}O-Okay, "the road"?
Who are you?!

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At 00:02:14,793, Character said: {\an8}Are-- Are you here
from the future?

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At 00:02:16,628, Character said: {\an8}A-Are you here to kill me?

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At 00:02:18,130, Character said: {\an8}You think I came from the future
to replace a guy

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At 00:02:20,174, Character said: {\an8}who loves the mall?

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At 00:02:21,592, Character said: {\an8}I'm a... traveler.
From another dimension.

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At 00:02:24,346, Character said: {\an8}Oho,
you stole a portal gun?

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At 00:02:25,807, Character said: {\an8}What? No, man,
that brings the heat.

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At 00:02:27,767, Character said: {\an8}I more... slip through cracks
in the multiverse.

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At 00:02:31,230, Character said: {\an8}Your family's cool,
by the way.

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At 00:02:32,981, Character said: {\an8}My Morty and Summer
fight way more than yours.

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At 00:02:36,152, Character said: {\an8}Well, you don't seem
like a serial killer.

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At 00:02:38,948, Character said: {\an8}And I bet I'd know.

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At 00:02:40,658, Character said: {\an8}But you can't stay here.
{\an8}No sweat, Eagle Man.

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At 00:02:42,828, Character said: {\an8}Just get me back
to your upstairs closet.

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At 00:02:44,913, Character said: {\an8}'Kay, well,
that is a weird location.

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At 00:02:48,501, Character said: {\an8}If you do try to kill me
and take over my life,

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At 00:02:51,171, Character said: {\an8}I can scream very loud.

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At 00:02:52,840, Character said: {\an8}And you never
get caught doing this?

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At 00:02:56,010, Character said: {\an8}Jerrys are basically invisible.
It's our superpower.

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At 00:02:59,056, Character said: {\an8}Nobody sees us--
{\an8}Jerry! Get in here!

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At 00:03:00,683, Character said: {\an8}S***t! He saw you!
{\an8}Oh, God!

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At 00:03:02,018, Character said: {\an8}What's all this s***t
in the freezer?!

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At 00:03:03,353, Character said: {\an8}Go!
{\an8}What?

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At 00:03:05,147, Character said: {\an8}Don't make him any
more suspicious, talk to him!

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At 00:03:06,732, Character said: {\an8}Uh, uh--
{\an8}I'll meet you upstairs!

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At 00:03:11,029, Character said: {\an8}Hey, Rick!

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At 00:03:13,532, Character said: {\an8}Your frozen dumplings are
still in there, Jerry.

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At 00:03:15,618, Character said: {\an8}There's limited space
in there, Jerry.

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At 00:03:17,120, Character said: {\an8}W-We all live here
together.

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At 00:03:18,706, Character said: {\an8}Hey! Hey!
[ Snaps fingers ]

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At 00:03:20,040, Character said: {\an8}Look at me
when I'm talking to you.

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At 00:03:21,960, Character said: {\an8}You catch that episode of
"N***d And Alone" last night?

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At 00:03:24,296, Character said: {\an8}Hey, between you and me?

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At 00:03:26,090, Character said: {\an8}I think that guy likes
to drink the yak piss.

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At 00:03:27,842, Character said: {\an8}Are-- Are you making
conversation with me?

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At 00:03:30,471, Character said: {\an8}Sorry! Sorry.

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At 00:03:32,389, Character said: {\an8}I guess I do
watch that TV show.

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At 00:03:34,851, Character said: {\an8}And he does seem excited
about the piss.

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At 00:03:37,145, Character said: {\an8}He does!

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At 00:03:38,898, Character said: {\an8}Okay. Good.

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At 00:03:41,275, Character said: {\an8}Don't waste
my freezer space.

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At 00:03:42,903, Character said: {\an8}And don't f***g
blindside me with small talk!

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At 00:03:47,408, Character said: {\an8}Phew!
I think I'm in the clear.

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At 00:03:49,368, Character said: {\an8}As long as
I eat those dumplings.

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At 00:03:51,663, Character said: {\an8}Are you...
smelling my shirts?

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At 00:03:53,708, Character said: {\an8}What?
No.

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At 00:03:54,751, Character said: {\an8}In a few dimensions,

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At 00:03:56,044, Character said: {\an8}Rick gives Beth

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At 00:03:57,713, Character said: {\an8}a spatially-dilated
walk-in closet.

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At 00:03:59,381, Character said: {\an8}Heh.
Beth is always asking for that.

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At 00:04:01,927, Character said: {\an8}Yeah, you guys are in the same
dimensional neighborhood.

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At 00:04:04,554, Character said: {\an8}And you can't bend reality
as often as Rick

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At 00:04:06,307, Character said: {\an8}without the occasional--

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At 00:04:08,309, Character said: {\an8}Bingo.

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At 00:04:09,728, Character said: {\an8}And-- And--
And what does that lead to?

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At 00:04:11,813, Character said: {\an8}Buddy, a guy like us
can hike the whole multiverse--

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At 00:04:14,776, Character said: {\an8}without even
leavin' the house.

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At 00:04:16,444, Character said: {\an8}You wanna see?

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At 00:04:17,947, Character said: {\an8}Do I want to stick my hand
through a wall?

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At 00:04:19,740, Character said: {\an8}Uh, not really.
{\an8}It's just one stop over.

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At 00:04:22,702, Character said: {\an8}C'mon. Quit thinkin' like
a Jerry and live a little.

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At 00:04:25,413, Character said: {\an8}Rick: Jerry! I'm still angry
at you for talking to me!

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At 00:04:28,834, Character said: {\an8}Gah!

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At 00:04:30,212, Character said: {\an8}You... You promise
you'll get me home?

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At 00:04:33,006, Character said: {\an8}I promise.

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At 00:04:34,634, Character said: {\an8}♪

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At 00:04:41,475, Character said: Holy s***t,
this is insane.

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At 00:04:44,271, Character said: Pretty mind-blowing, huh?

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At 00:04:45,815, Character said: We try to mark safe trails
for each other.

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At 00:04:47,817, Character said: Upside-down coaster
means it's cool.

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At 00:04:49,987, Character said: Bla bla bla blah!!
Blah, blahblah!

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At 00:04:53,240, Character said: Blah blahblah!

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At 00:04:54,659, Character said: In this reality,
all words are "blah."

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At 00:04:56,869, Character said: I-I kinda get
what they're saying.

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At 00:04:59,873, Character said: Blah bla BLAH!
Bla blablah Bla!

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At 00:05:02,043, Character said: C'mon. Upstairs bathroom.
One at a time.

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At 00:05:04,504, Character said: Uhh...

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At 00:05:05,756, Character said: [ Rick and Morty
shouting "Blah" ]

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At 00:05:08,342, Character said: Ohhhhh, this is insane,
this is insane.

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At 00:05:11,346, Character said: [ Heartbeat ]

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At 00:05:13,516, Character said: Blah blahblah bla
blah blahblah BLA!!

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At 00:05:17,020, Character said: ...Blah?

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At 00:05:18,647, Character said: Blah!
Blah bla blah bla blah!

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At 00:05:24,529, Character said: Oh, holy s***t,
she saw me!

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At 00:05:26,240, Character said: I know!
You did great!

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At 00:05:28,618, Character said: That was crazy!

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At 00:05:30,412, Character said: Okay, where--
where to next?

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At 00:05:32,664, Character said: Yes!
F***k yeah, Eagle Man!

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At 00:05:35,293, Character said: Here, get in.

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At 00:05:36,544, Character said: Infinite mirror tunnel.

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At 00:05:37,838, Character said: Man,
so weird and specific,

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At 00:05:40,507, Character said: how do you
find these things?

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At 00:05:42,052, Character said: That's the thing
about being a Jerry.

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At 00:05:43,637, Character said: You g***t all day to look.

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