Rick And Morty -fenix S08E07 Subtitles

At 00:00:10,135, Character said: Step away from the Tarnation
Casket, Baron Thistle.

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At 00:00:13,138, Character said: You cannot stop
me, Arbor Knight.

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At 00:00:15,598, Character said: Once the stream is activated,

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At 00:00:17,475, Character said: the negative feedback
will rip your world apart.

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At 00:00:23,023, Character said: We have 1.32 minutes
before the...

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At 00:00:24,649, Character said: What the f***k is happening?

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At 00:00:25,859, Character said: Are you following any of this?

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At 00:00:27,235, Character said: I'm so lost.

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At 00:00:28,361, Character said: Should we turn the
subtitles back on?

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At 00:00:29,988, Character said: -Shh!
-...nano-configuration,

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At 00:00:31,364, Character said: causing the Tarnation
Casket to self-implode.

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At 00:00:33,992, Character said: But that's impossible!

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At 00:00:35,326, Character said: Nothing's impossible.

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At 00:00:36,661, Character said: We're the Robo-Trees.

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At 00:00:38,621, Character said: You're Arbor Knight, our leader.

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At 00:00:40,874, Character said: Red Wood, you're the hothead.

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At 00:00:43,043, Character said: Palme D'or, you're our
resident super-genius.

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At 00:00:46,379, Character said: Cypress, you're our
girl boss boss-lady.

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At 00:00:49,215, Character said: And I'm Tannenbaum, here to
get your rears in gear. Whoo.

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At 00:00:55,263, Character said: Did he seriously
reintroduce each character?

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At 00:00:57,390, Character said: -This is the ninth movie.
-Die, Tannenbaum! You s***k!

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At 00:00:59,851, Character said: Guys, you're talking
over the whole ending.

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At 00:01:06,900, Character said: This is not over, Robo-Trees.

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At 00:01:09,527, Character said: Your day of reckoning
will soon be at hand.

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At 00:01:14,324, Character said: Don't just stand there, Red Wood.
He's still in range. Shoot him!

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At 00:01:17,535, Character said: You're literally holding a gun.

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At 00:01:19,245, Character said: Robo-Trees, let's go home.

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At 00:01:22,082, Character said: Yeah. I need a bath.

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At 00:01:25,418, Character said: 'Cause I'm stinky.

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At 00:01:26,836, Character said: It's a Maximum Velocitree...

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At 00:01:29,506, Character said: Ugh. Not exactly Citizen Kane.

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At 00:01:32,092, Character said: I kinda loved it.

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At 00:01:33,718, Character said: Oh, God. Rick!
What are you doing?

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At 00:01:36,513, Character said: I don't know what to do
with these feelings, Jerry.

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At 00:01:38,431, Character said: This used to be my
favorite franchise.

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At 00:01:40,058, Character said: Maybe it's time to
like something else.

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At 00:01:41,935, Character said: No! I wanna talk to the manager.

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At 00:01:48,983, Character said: -You in charge?
-Yeah.

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At 00:01:50,777, Character said: I'm James Gunn.

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At 00:01:52,862, Character said: Hey! Bradley Cooper
carved that desk.

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At 00:01:54,823, Character said: What was up with that
last Maximum Velocitree ?

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At 00:01:57,283, Character said: -You didn't like it?
-I thought it was great.

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At 00:01:59,410, Character said: You're ruining my childhood.
Which is still ongoing.

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At 00:02:02,163, Character said: Stop eating up screen time with
stupid comic relief characters

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At 00:02:04,958, Character said: and put more cool
s***t in the story!

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At 00:02:07,585, Character said: Guys, I'm a fan too.

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At 00:02:09,295, Character said: Why do you think Warner Bros. put
me behind that desk you now owe me?

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At 00:02:12,173, Character said: So you could pitch
Batman ideas to yourself?

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At 00:02:13,842, Character said: Exactly.

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At 00:02:15,051, Character said: And you know what I've learned?

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At 00:02:16,261, Character said: Making movies isn't easy.

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At 00:02:18,638, Character said: The next Maximum Velocitree movie
has been rewritten 40 times.

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At 00:02:22,267, Character said: Thirty by me.

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At 00:02:23,393, Character said: Now, we'll spend five years
and half a billion making it,

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At 00:02:26,062, Character said: but in the end, know what will
make fans like you like it?

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At 00:02:29,023, Character said: -A f***g miracle.
-No.

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At 00:02:30,984, Character said: What the next Maximum
Velocitree film needs is us.

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At 00:02:33,570, Character said: I'd like to see you try...

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At 00:02:35,238, Character said: -Hey!
-Time to fix this broken franchise.

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At 00:02:37,657, Character said: Good luck doing anything
with that script.

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At 00:02:39,284, Character said: It's watermarked!

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At 00:02:46,040, Character said: I'll get an Uber.

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At 00:03:18,990, Character said: I don't know, this
script is pretty good.

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At 00:03:21,326, Character said: -Give that back, Dad.
-Whoa, what's that?

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At 00:03:24,954, Character said: The Movie-lizer.

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At 00:03:27,123, Character said: It makes movies at
the speed of thought.

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At 00:03:28,750, Character said: {\an8}I invented it during
the title sequence.

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At 00:03:30,668, Character said: {\an8}Let's see what James
Gunn had cookin'.

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At 00:03:38,259, Character said: For the honor of the Robo-Tree.

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At 00:03:41,179, Character said: Time to die.

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At 00:03:43,640, Character said: With the power of friendship!

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At 00:03:45,934, Character said: {\an8}Yikes. Citizen Kane
doesn't strike again.

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At 00:03:48,811, Character said: {\an8}Oh, he will.

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At 00:03:50,188, Character said: {\an8}The Movie-lizer uses
a prompt-driven CPU.

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At 00:03:52,690, Character said: {\an8}I just type whatever tweaks I want,
and it auto-generates the rest.

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At 00:03:55,485, Character said: {\an8}Hell yeah. Make it
lose that bad guy.

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At 00:03:57,654, Character said: {\an8}Baron Thistle hasn't been
cool since the third movie.

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At 00:03:59,989, Character said: {\an8}Let's kill two birds
with one prompt.

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At 00:04:03,576, Character said: Till we meet again, Robo-Trees.

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At 00:04:05,662, Character said: Wait. Where did
this gun come from?

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At 00:04:09,749, Character said: Whoopsie.

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At 00:04:10,750, Character said: Hey. That man was unarmed.

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At 00:04:12,043, Character said: Yeah, man. Uncool.

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At 00:04:14,379, Character said: {\an8} It was an accident.

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At 00:04:17,048, Character said: {\an8}-So awesome. They hate him.
-Here. Watch this.

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At 00:04:21,552, Character said: {\an8}I sentence you to life in prison

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At 00:04:23,221, Character said: {\an8}for unlicensed murder.

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At 00:04:25,515, Character said: {\an8}Oh, please.

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At 00:04:27,850, Character said: {\an8}Isn't some of the stuff
you're messing with important?

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At 00:04:30,228, Character said: {\an8}Oh, f***k the f***k off, Jerry.

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At 00:04:31,729, Character said: {\an8}That formula-driven,
"Save the Cat" bullshit

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At 00:04:34,148, Character said: {\an8}is what killed the
last couple of movies.

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At 00:04:35,483, Character said: {\an8}That's right, Morty.

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At 00:04:36,567, Character said: {\an8}We're gonna make the people
care about the Robo-Trees again.

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At 00:04:38,486, Character said: Movie-lizer, make us care.

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At 00:04:55,044, Character said: Where are we?

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At 00:04:56,129, Character said: Oh, s***t. Morty, look.

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At 00:04:59,173, Character said: Oh my God.

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At 00:05:00,675, Character said: It's Robo-Tree Headquarters.

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At 00:05:04,012, Character said: Wait, how... how
is this happening?

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At 00:05:06,806, Character said: -Intruders!
-Let's go.

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At 00:05:09,726, Character said: Stop them.

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At 00:05:12,520, Character said: {\an8}F***k. The Movie-lizer
Last Action Hero'd us.

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At 00:05:15,315, Character said: {\an8}We're characters in
the movie now, Morty.

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At 00:05:17,442, Character said: {\an8}-It hurts.
-Are you guys okay?

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At 00:05:19,944, Character said: {\an8}I mean, I can see
you're being shot at.

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At 00:05:21,821, Character said: {\an8} Dad? Holy s***t,

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At 00:05:23,072, Character said: {\an8} I can hear your internal
dialogue in my head.

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At 00:05:25,158, Character said: {\an8}Is the machine supposed
to work like this?

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At 00:05:26,993, Character said: {\an8}No. The Movie-lizer
malfunctioned.

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At 00:05:28,911, Character said: {\an8}Now the Robo-Trees
are trying to kill us.

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At 00:05:30,955, Character said: {\an8} Really? Uh, let
me try something.

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At 00:05:34,334, Character said: {\an8}-What the hell is this?
-A 2007 Kia Spectra.

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At 00:05:37,587, Character said: {\an8} I thought you could
use a cool getaway car.

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At 00:05:39,422, Character said: {\an8}-Are you kidding me? This car s***s.
-The joke's on you.

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At 00:05:42,216, Character said: {\an8} Edmunds Car Report
gave it three stars.

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At 00:05:44,552, Character said: It's a family sedan! Shoot it!

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At 00:05:46,637, Character said: Better than nothing. Let's go.

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At 00:05:52,769, Character said: How are we gonna get outta here?

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At 00:05:54,020, Character said: The Movie-lizer might eject
us once the story is over.

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At 00:05:56,606, Character said: {\an8}Jerry, type that we skip to the
end, and everything works out.

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At 00:05:59,233, Character said: {\an8} I don't think I can, guys.

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At 00:06:01,110, Character said: {\an8}It says the script is
3,000 pages and counting.

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At 00:06:04,197, Character said: {\an8}Also, there's an error-thing
bleeping that says,

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At 00:06:06,366, Character said: {\an8}"antagonist not found"
and "no third act."

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At 00:06:09,243, Character said: {\an8}Without an ending, you'll be
stuck in the movie forever.

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At 00:06:11,746, Character said: {\an8} God d***n it.

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At 00:06:13,081, Character said: {\an8}You cut a bunch of
stuff out willy-nilly.

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At 00:06:15,124, Character said: {\an8}What did you expect?

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At 00:06:16,834, Character said: {\an8}Look, I understand story. Let
me...