Rick And Morty -fenix S08E06 Subtitles

At 00:00:33,533, Character said: -Clear!
-Clear!

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At 00:00:56,639, Character said: Who's ready for Earth World?!

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At 00:00:58,224, Character said: Moms, I can't find
my cross-body bag!

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At 00:01:00,518, Character said: Where's my cross-body bag?

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At 00:01:01,936, Character said: Stop saying "cross-body bag."

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At 00:01:03,271, Character said: On you, it's a fanny
pack up higher.

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At 00:01:04,647, Character said: Space Beth, you're driving.

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At 00:01:05,815, Character said: I'm low on wanting to drive.

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At 00:01:07,067, Character said: Would one of you mind
making me a quick sandwich?

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At 00:01:08,818, Character said: You know theme park food
gives me interesting stools.

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At 00:01:11,321, Character said: Read the room.

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At 00:01:12,655, Character said: We're not going. Look at us.

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At 00:01:14,115, Character said: No, you g***t to come.

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At 00:01:15,325, Character said: It's an absolute train wreck.

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At 00:01:17,035, Character said: This dude, he's never been
to Earth, but he loves it,

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At 00:01:19,621, Character said: and he s***s at
making theme parks.

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At 00:01:21,081, Character said: -We said f***g no!
-We said f***g no!

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At 00:01:23,833, Character said: Alright. Fine.

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At 00:01:25,293, Character said: But nobody wants to
see a Beths adventure.

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At 00:01:29,464, Character said: I thought cloning was
supposed to make us happy.

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At 00:01:32,300, Character said: I hate my life.

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At 00:01:33,718, Character said: And I know you
have to hate yours.

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At 00:01:36,096, Character said: -Hey!
-Sorry.

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At 00:01:37,722, Character said: I started drinking in the car.

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At 00:02:14,342, Character said: {\an8}Why are we miserable?
It's not Jerry.

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At 00:02:16,594, Character said: {\an8}Yeah, it could be worse.

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At 00:02:18,138, Character said: {\an8}I mean, we could have
married Pep Rosenfeld.

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At 00:02:20,181, Character said: {\an8}Oh, my God. I forgot about him.

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At 00:02:22,517, Character said: {\an8}Oh, he died in
that thing, right?

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At 00:02:24,018, Character said: {\an8}9-11, yeah.

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At 00:02:26,312, Character said: {\an8}We can't just put it
all on Dad, right?

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At 00:02:28,439, Character said: {\an8}We're done with that guy.

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At 00:02:29,524, Character said: {\an8}"I had a bad dad."

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At 00:02:31,651, Character said: {\an8}Shut up. Write a book about it.

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At 00:02:33,444, Character said: {\an8}I'm just so tired of all the
s***t we have to do to live.

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At 00:02:35,780, Character said: {\an8}You abandoned all your s***t.

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At 00:02:37,532, Character said: {\an8}There is so much
more s***t in space!

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At 00:02:40,285, Character said: {\an8}When was the last
time we were happy?

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At 00:02:42,453, Character said: {\an8}Truly happy?

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At 00:02:44,038, Character said: {\an8}Felt pretty good
when we were kids.

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At 00:02:45,832, Character said: {\an8}Oh, my God, I wish I
could be young again.

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At 00:02:48,209, Character said: {\an8}That kind of wish never
goes the way you want.

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At 00:02:50,962, Character said: {\an8}That being said...

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At 00:02:54,757, Character said: {\an8}Why do you have a
de-aging machine?

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At 00:02:57,051, Character said: {\an8}When I'm bringing in bounties,
I change 'em into kids.

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At 00:02:59,470, Character said: {\an8}This car fits ten kids
if you pack 'em right.

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At 00:03:01,723, Character said: {\an8}Sounds efficient.

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At 00:03:02,849, Character said: {\an8}Is that... worth
dealing with ten kids?

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At 00:03:05,852, Character said: {\an8}Oh, no, I drug them too.

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At 00:03:07,312, Character said: {\an8}Wait, will my clothes
be super huge or...

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At 00:03:09,272, Character said: {\an8}Oh, no. No, no, no.

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At 00:03:10,356, Character said: {\an8}Technology this advanced is
indistinguishable from magic.

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At 00:03:21,492, Character said: {\an8}-Whoa!
-Whoa!

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At 00:03:23,620, Character said: {\an8}My face... My skin!

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At 00:03:26,706, Character said: {\an8}I can see everything!

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At 00:03:29,209, Character said: {\an8}My mouth tastes so clean!

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At 00:03:31,586, Character said: {\an8}Whoa, my knuckles work!

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At 00:03:33,213, Character said: {\an8}No pain!

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At 00:03:35,173, Character said: {\an8}You look like s***t.

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At 00:03:36,591, Character said: {\an8}Wait, no! Come back here!

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At 00:03:38,259, Character said: {\an8}Get ready. Earth
World is a mess.

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At 00:03:40,803, Character said: {\an8}No creative consistency.

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At 00:03:42,222, Character said: {\an8}Last time I was here,
they had a whole ride

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At 00:03:43,806, Character said: {\an8}dedicated to Pol Pot.

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At 00:03:45,099, Character said: {\an8}There's a non-zero chance
you'll lose an eye.

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At 00:03:47,602, Character said: {\an8}Oh, that wasn't the vibe
I g***t from the waivers.

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At 00:03:50,355, Character said: {\an8}-Waivers?
-Yeah, from the website.

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At 00:03:52,190, Character said: {\an8}Website?!

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At 00:03:54,275, Character said: {\an8} Welcome to Earth World!
It's me, Dr. Dogballs!

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At 00:03:57,695, Character said: {\an8}What the hell?!

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At 00:03:58,780, Character said: {\an8} I love Earth so much
I made a theme park,

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At 00:04:00,865, Character said: {\an8} just like they would on Earth!

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At 00:04:02,200, Character said: {\an8}Oh. Yeah.

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At 00:04:04,118, Character said: {\an8}Wow, I guess this does
seem like it s***s.

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At 00:04:06,246, Character said: {\an8}Good one, Grandpa. You
still like stuff ironically?

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At 00:04:08,665, Character said: {\an8}No, it used to be bad
bad, which was good.

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At 00:04:12,043, Character said: {\an8}There used to be a ride called
"It's a Small Black Death"!

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At 00:04:14,796, Character said: Looks like they've
just g***t a regular GAP.

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At 00:04:17,215, Character said: Rick, were you just
drunk when you were here?

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At 00:04:18,925, Character said: I'm drunk now!

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At 00:04:20,176, Character said: Where's all the rusty nails?

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At 00:04:21,761, Character said: Where's the Herpes Family Flume?

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At 00:04:23,388, Character said: -Light-up corn dog?
-Get the f***k away from me!

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At 00:04:25,932, Character said: Can't wait to get a photo
taken with... Marie Curie?

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At 00:04:29,435, Character said: I think that's John Legend?

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At 00:04:31,020, Character said: Maybe they picked John Legend

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At 00:04:32,438, Character said: 'cause his name implies
he's really important.

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At 00:04:34,524, Character said: Rick, how were you thinking
we should enjoy this?

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At 00:04:37,068, Character said: Wow, they have a Hall
of Presidential Pets?

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At 00:04:39,612, Character said: -Like that?
-Do you think I can meet Socks?

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At 00:04:42,282, Character said: I'm not gonna s***t on it too hard
'cause I know you'd punish me,

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At 00:04:44,784, Character said: but isn't this just a
mid-'90s outdoor mall?

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At 00:04:47,662, Character said: -Oh!
-My bad!

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At 00:04:48,746, Character said: Oh, my God!

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At 00:04:49,872, Character said: You're a real Earth
person, aren't you?

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At 00:04:52,083, Character said: -From Earth?!
-Yeah.

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At 00:04:53,876, Character said: I'm, like, starstruck.

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At 00:04:55,753, Character said: A real human!

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At 00:04:57,422, Character said: Ooh, you smell nasty.

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At 00:05:00,133, Character said: -Oh. I mean, is that good?
-Absolutely.

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At 00:05:03,511, Character said: Well, it's nice to see
something in this park

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At 00:05:05,346, Character said: still grimy and real.

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At 00:05:07,140, Character said: Then I'm as nasty as they come.

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At 00:05:09,475, Character said: Can you believe my
grandpa loves this place?

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At 00:05:11,894, Character said: Lame.

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At 00:05:13,021, Character said: Beth! Where'd you go? Beth?

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At 00:05:15,565, Character said: Beth, I want you to have fun,

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At 00:05:17,150, Character said: but I need to know
where you're having it.

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At 00:05:19,152, Character said: -I found a possum!
-Oh, my God!

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At 00:05:22,613, Character said: No! I don't wanna be old!

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At 00:05:25,158, Character said: You're in so much pain,
and you don't even know it!

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At 00:05:29,912, Character said: -Oh, my God.
-I'm sorry.

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At 00:05:31,372, Character said: I forgot just how
insane we were as a kid.

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At 00:05:34,292, Character said: -I shouldn't have pitched this.
-You have g***t to try it.

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At 00:05:37,170, Character said: I'm over here!

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At 00:05:38,713, Character said: Okay, sweetie, this is
your two-minute warning.

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At 00:05:40,923, Character said: It's almost time to switch back.

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At 00:05:42,467, Character said: You g***t to find me first!

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At 00:05:45,094, Character said: Too slow! Try again!

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At 00:05:46,804, Character said: Alright, let's go. That's
enough. I'm serious.

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At 00:05:50,433, Character said: Alright, Beth.

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At 00:05:54,979, Character said: Surprise! You done been g***t!

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At 00:05:58,524, Character said: Do it.

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At 00:06:15,333, Character said: That bathroom was a ride too?!

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At 00:06:17,085, Character said: I had my pants down
and everything!

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At 00:06:19,087, Character said: -I really do need to go.
-Just go in a bush.

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At 00:06:21,881, Character said: I swear it used to
be funnier than this.

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At 00:06:24,217, Character said: Don't turn around.
I'm squatting.

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At 00:06:26,511, Character said: Hey, you can't go...
there like that.

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At 00:06:29,222, Character said: You used to be able to piss
wherever you wanted to.

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At 00:06:31,349, Character said: Like on Earth.

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At 00:06:32,642, Character said: Grandpa Rick, take the L.

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At 00:06:34,727, Character said: Let's get Morty and go home.

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At 00:06:36,187, Character said: Yeah, this place is f***d.

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At 00:06:37,563, Character said: Corporate...