The Jeffersons s11e10 The Unnatural Subtitles

At 00:00:01,230, Character said: Well, we're moving on up, we're moving
on up to the...

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At 00:01:25,930, Character said: I wish I had somebody better to tell
this to.

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At 00:01:28,150, Character said: Anyway, Florence, you are looking at a
man who made the smartest decision of

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At 00:01:32,570, Character said: whole life.

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At 00:01:33,650, Character said: And you are looking at a woman who
couldn't care less.

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At 00:01:38,790, Character said: Hey, Weez, guess what I just bought?

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At 00:01:40,330, Character said: What? I'll give you a hint, okay?

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At 00:01:42,150, Character said: What is the one thing we don't have the
best of? And it's not our maid.

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At 00:01:46,770, Character said: Well, I don't know, George. It could be
a lot of things. Okay, I'll give you a

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At 00:01:49,830, Character said: hint, okay?

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At 00:01:50,610, Character said: It's cold, it doesn't move, and it's
made out of stone. And it's not our

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At 00:01:57,870, Character said: Do me a favor and just spit it out.

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At 00:02:00,150, Character said: I bought a statue.

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At 00:02:02,810, Character said: A statue?

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At 00:02:05,130, Character said: What kind of statue?

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At 00:02:06,770, Character said: One that you'll love. Here, sit down.
I'll tell you about it, okay? Now, close

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At 00:02:10,570, Character said: your eyes and picture a magnificent work
of art.

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At 00:02:17,810, Character said: George, will you just tell me what it
is? Okay.

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At 00:02:21,010, Character said: It's called The Self -Made Man.

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At 00:02:23,670, Character said: Can you think of anything that better
captures my essence?

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At 00:02:26,340, Character said: Dirty clothes.

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At 00:02:30,440, Character said: True. But I'm talking about in the world
of art.

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At 00:02:35,020, Character said: That's probably them now. The gallery
said they'd deliver it tonight.

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At 00:02:38,160, Character said: Oh, no, no, no.

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At 00:02:39,000, Character said: Let me get this.

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At 00:02:40,480, Character said: This I gotta see.

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At 00:02:45,200, Character said: You g***t taken.

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At 00:02:49,700, Character said: The Willises have had one of these for
years.

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At 00:02:54,100, Character said: Well, what's with her?

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At 00:02:55,320, Character said: She's disappointed because you're not a
work of art. Well, gee whiz, doesn't

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At 00:02:58,520, Character said: personality count for anything anymore?

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At 00:03:01,260, Character said: What do you want, Willis? I want you to
try to guess what's in my pocket. Okay,

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At 00:03:05,860, Character said: two chocolate candy bars and a pack of M
&M's.

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At 00:03:10,240, Character said: Besides that.

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At 00:03:11,440, Character said: Oh, no.

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At 00:03:12,380, Character said: Two tickets to the big Yankee Angels
game tonight at Yankee Stadium.

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At 00:03:17,460, Character said: They're fantastic seats.

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At 00:03:22,000, Character said: in the right field bleachers. You can't
even see home plate from there.

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At 00:03:25,120, Character said: Yes, because you can practically reach
out and touch the hot dog stand.

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At 00:03:31,120, Character said: And besides, it's always exciting to be
at the stadium when Reggie Jackson's in

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At 00:03:36,080, Character said: town.

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At 00:03:37,440, Character said: Reggie! Reggie!

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At 00:03:38,860, Character said: Reggie! Of course he knows that name. It
used to be a candy bar.

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At 00:03:44,880, Character said: But I also know that Ron Guidry is
pitching for the Yankees tonight.

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At 00:03:50,000, Character said: So?

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At 00:03:51,839, Character said: So, haven't you read about the big
rivalry between those two?

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At 00:03:55,340, Character said: Why, when they played in Anaheim, Guidry
brushed him back three times in the

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At 00:04:00,460, Character said: same game. Oh, boy, was Reggie mad.

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At 00:04:03,760, Character said: Yeah, that sounds exciting, but I can't
go. I'm expecting a delivery.

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At 00:04:07,460, Character said: You know, they can send a man to the
moon, but they can't deliver a statue

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At 00:04:10,000, Character said: across town.

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At 00:04:11,540, Character said: I don't think he appreciates how tough
it is to come by those tickets.

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At 00:04:16,120, Character said: You know, the subway ride out to the
stadium.

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At 00:04:19,050, Character said: And then fighting the crowd to the
ticket window, only to have it slammed

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At 00:04:22,670, Character said: in your face.

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At 00:04:23,570, Character said: And then being laughed at by three low
-life scalpers. And then having to give

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At 00:04:28,210, Character said: in to them and pay their price.

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At 00:04:30,550, Character said: Oh, Tom, that sounds awful.

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At 00:04:33,230, Character said: Oh, it must have been. Helen swore she'd
never do it again.

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At 00:04:40,010, Character said: Oh, the truck broke down. It can't
deliver the self -made man till

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At 00:04:44,280, Character said: Too bad it's not a self -delivering man.

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At 00:04:47,960, Character said: Well, now, let's look at the bright
side.

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At 00:04:50,560, Character said: After all, you're holding on to two
tickets to the game?

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At 00:04:54,620, Character said: Hey, that's right.

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At 00:04:56,080, Character said: Thanks, Willis.

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At 00:04:57,460, Character said: Hey, Wheeze, what do you say you and me
taking the game?

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At 00:05:01,120, Character said: Just one moment. Those are my tickets.

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At 00:05:03,860, Character said: What kind of friend do you think I **?
I'm going to pay you for them.

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At 00:05:08,120, Character said: George,

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At 00:05:09,280, Character said: you go with Tom.

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At 00:05:11,120, Character said: You'll have a good time and it'll take
your mind off your statue for a while.

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At 00:05:15,940, Character said: Well, it is a nice night. It should be a
great game with this Jackson Guidry

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At 00:05:20,960, Character said: rival and everything.

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At 00:05:22,180, Character said: And I love the green fields and the
peanuts and the beer and everything.

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At 00:05:25,520, Character said: But, George, aren't you forgetting about
spending an evening with a great guy?

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At 00:05:30,020, Character said: Yeah, I'd like to, but they're your
tickets.

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At 00:05:32,900, Character said: Let's take our gloves.

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At 00:05:34,400, Character said: No need.

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At 00:05:35,380, Character said: That's the beauty of holding a couple of
warm hot dogs.

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At 00:05:40,200, Character said: Your hands never get cold.

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At 00:05:42,180, Character said: I'm talking about our baseball gloves.

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At 00:05:44,360, Character said: I g***t mine.

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At 00:05:45,540, Character said: What for?

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At 00:05:46,540, Character said: What do you mean, what for?

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At 00:05:47,760, Character said: Suppose somebody cracked the line drive
dead at your skull, what would you do?

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At 00:05:51,120, Character said: Well, now let me think. I think when a
situation like that comes up, I'd have

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At 00:05:57,340, Character said: sit back and assess it when it happens.

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At 00:06:00,640, Character said: A line drive, huh?

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At 00:06:02,740, Character said: I'd probably duck.

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At 00:06:04,140, Character said: Mm -hmm. Well, lucky for you, you g***t me
there to protect you.

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At 00:06:07,550, Character said: If anything comes in our direction, I
just reach out and snag it.

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At 00:06:11,130, Character said: You know, when I used to play sandlot
ball, I had the stickiest fingers on the

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At 00:06:16,590, Character said: team. In fact, you know what my nickname
was back then?

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At 00:06:19,410, Character said: Georgie. No.

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At 00:06:20,670, Character said: Sticky fingers.

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At 00:06:23,510, Character said: I set all kinds of defensive records. In
fact, I caught everything within reach.

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At 00:06:26,930, Character said: I even caught things that weren't even
in my reach.

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At 00:06:30,310, Character said: Well, that doesn't make any sense.

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At 00:06:31,810, Character said: Neither do your eating habits. Do I
question those?

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At 00:06:34,130, Character said: No.

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At 00:06:39,180, Character said: I think the Yankees are going to win.

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At 00:06:41,380, Character said: Well, what makes you say that?

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At 00:06:42,880, Character said: It's obvious.

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At 00:06:44,220, Character said: They've g***t much nicer uniforms.

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At 00:06:49,340, Character said: Mr.

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At 00:06:50,960, Character said: Jefferson, don't you know nothing about
baseball?

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At 00:06:53,700, Character said: It ain't the uniform that makes the
winner.

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At 00:06:56,680, Character said: It's what's in the uniform.

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At 00:07:00,400, Character said: And the angels are much cuter.

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At 00:07:05,740, Character said: gentlemen we couldn't have asked for a
more dramatic confrontation up to the

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At 00:07:09,980, Character said: plate watch reggie war club in hand to
face his nemesis shane raleigh with

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At 00:07:14,140, Character said: that's right everybody the bases jam oh
isn't this exciting yeah let's turn to

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At 00:07:20,220, Character said: my soap for a minute you all remember
how raleigh threw at reggie when these

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At 00:07:26,860, Character said: teams tangled in california well this is
the first time they faced each other

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At 00:07:31,240, Character said: since then

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At 00:07:43,790, Character said: Well, I've seen enough.

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At 00:08:28,240, Character said: I can't, Wheeze. I'm not hungry.

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At 00:08:29,920, Character said: Now, look, George, you've g***t to get
over this.

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At 00:08:32,460, Character said: Everybody drops one once in a while.

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At 00:08:35,159, Character said: Wheeze, my hands were right there.

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At 00:08:37,600, Character said: I had my eye on the ball all the time,
and then... I don't know what happened.

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At 00:08:42,679, Character said: Oh, but I do.

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At 00:08:44,159, Character said: You made an awkward lunge, closed your
eyes, and missed the ball. It was

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At 00:08:49,420, Character said: perfectly clear on TV.

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At 00:09:01,900, Character said: speech, okay?

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At 00:09:02,760, Character said: I'm miserable enough.

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At 00:09:05,220, Character said: Look, George, it's not so bad.

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At 00:09:09,080, Character said: Not so bad? The whole country saw it.

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At 00:09:12,960, Character said: No, not the whole...